#incorrect rhodeytony quotes

[ir0npvrker]

tony: i wanna sleep for 50 hours

rhodey: you know that’s called a coma, right?

tony:

tony: that sounds so refreshing, i could go for a light coma right now

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[sunnysideprincess]

Sam: You know how some people read the warning signs and turn the other way around? Yeah, Bucky would read the sign, laugh at it and then walk right smack into it.

Rhodey: Funny. I'd say the same thing about Tony.

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[incorrectmcuquotess]

Rhodey: You know that scene in Empire when they lower the helmet onto Darth Vader's head? Do you think that's how Tony gets his hair on in the morning?

Pepper: Absolutely.

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[mcuxtony2]

rhodey: once me and tony went ski-

tony: don’t you dare finish that sentence rhodey

rhodey: i was gonna say we went skiing and you almost fell off a mountain

tony: oh…

steve: i don’t even want to ask what you were thinking, stark

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[incorrecttonyxeveryonequotes]

Once upon a time at M.I.T.

Tony: I’m invoking the “No Judgements” clause of our friendship.

Rhodey: ...What have you done?

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[ironhusband]

Tony: I can't believe you'd do this to me. We're best friends. We share EVERYTHING. You remember vowing to me that 'what's mine is yours', right? Was that another lie?

Rhodey: TONY, I CAN NOT SHARE WITH YOU MY PASSWORD.

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[holistic-alcoholic]

Tony to the avengers: ugh it sucked like I did in college

Rhodey: what? No

Rhodey: you didn’t suck at all in college!

Rhodey: you were a child! and the biggest nerd! you literally only hanged out with me or the bots

Tony:

Tony: please stop embarrassing me

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[incorrectquotesbybustajuice]

Tony and Steve having an intense starting contest, literally face to face

Tony: I will spit on you like an alpaca.

Steve: *slowly steps back*

Rhodey: Oooh, what an insult.

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[the-almighty-pen]

Tony: Coffee is so damn good. I drink a cup every hour on the hour.

Rhodey, tired: I’ve hidden every damn grain of coffee in this house. I don’t know where’s he’s getting it from.

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[sugarcoatedlies616]

they love going on missions together

credits to me on twitter and that great tiktok

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[miactive]

rhodey, to tony, who’s taking a ton of selfies: tony, would you stop taking pictures of yourself? the rogues are going to jail!

rhodey, contemplating how the rogues made their choice and how rudely they’ve treated tony over the years:

rhodey: actually nevermind, let me get in on your next pic. i want to capture this moment forever :)

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[ir0npvrker]

tony: why do people believe i’m incapable of doing anything nice ever?

rhodey: experience

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[ad1thi]

Tony, to Rhodey at some point: so yknow i have a really big crush on you right?

Rhodey: i know, but you're like 15 Tones im not gonna do anything about it. I admire you for trying to figure this stuff out though, it takes guts

Tony (under his breath): you like my guts? then rearrange them

(insp)

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[incorrectmcuquotess]

Rhodey: I never thought I would say this to you Tony, but you may be overthinking this.

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[incorrecttonyxeveryonequotes]

Tony: [texting Rhodey while drunk] Honey-bear! I am being kidnapped, I don't know where I am or where they are taking me, please find me!

Rhodey: [checking his phone and turning around in the driver's seat] It's me you idiot. I am taking you home.

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[ironhusband]

Tony: Rhodey!

Rhodey: Oh, God, no. I can't say goodbye again.

Tony: We don't have to. We're basing this breakup on a statistic. 86% percent of long-distance relationships end in failure, correct?

Rhodey: Of course "correct". You'd never misquote a statistic.

Tony: And neither would you. When have we ever been in the bottom 86th percentile of anything?

Rhodey: Never. I'd kill myself. We're in the top 1%.

Tony: Exactly. I made JARVIS in an afternoon.

Rhodey: Last night, I designed a spaceship that can get to Mars.

Tony: If anyone can make this work, it's you and me.

Rhodey: God, I love numbers.

Tony: I love numbers, too.

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