incorrectmcuquotess - Tumblr blog

Tumgik

incorrectmcuquotess

Incorrect MCU Quotes

we most definitely did not need more of these accounts but here i amkat | she/her

184 posts

Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.

Last Seen Blogs

writerpugal

Karthick Pugazhendhi

rockymountainqueen2

Rocky

vgmremixtape

VGM ReMix Tape

bigcatbulges

liondickpics revival

fashionableclothes11

Untitled

incorrectmcuquotess · 2 years

Text

Peter: Describe your ideal man. Michelle: He's dark and mysterious, and he can sing. And he plays the organ. Ned: I think you just described The Phantom of the Opera.

338 notes · View notes

incorrectmcuquotess · 2 years

Text

Kate: Look Clint, I can make your life very difficult.

Clint: How?

Kate: How?! I will call you a lot. I will Tweet at you like crazy. I will live on your Facebook wall!

Clint: We're not Facebook friends.

Kate: Yeah what's going on with that? It's been pending for like eight months now.

993 notes · View notes

incorrectmcuquotess · 3 years

Text

MJ [to Peter]: I guess I kind of hate most things. But I never really seem to hate you. So I want to spend the rest of my life with you, is that cool?

314 notes · View notes

incorrectmcuquotess · 3 years

Text

Peter Q: My friends call me Star Lord. Gamora: No, we don't.

254 notes · View notes

incorrectmcuquotess · 3 years

Text

AJ: You're supposed to pour the milk first! Bucky: No, you pour the cereal first to see how much milk you need! AJ: It tastes better milk first! Bucky: It tastes the same! AJ: Why are you wearing Uncle Sam’s pants? Bucky: Milk first it is.

674 notes · View notes

incorrectmcuquotess · 3 years

Text

Scott: If I could sleep with a celebrity, it would be Hope. She's the star of my heart.

Hope: Aww. For me it would be Hugh Jackman.

530 notes · View notes

incorrectmcuquotess · 3 years

Text

Peter: If Mr. Stark and Ms. Potts got together, they would make the most beautiful super baby. It would rule us all...But what if super baby became too powerful?

Steve: What I meant was, did you have anything to say about the mission?

Peter: Oh, yeah, a lot.

421 notes · View notes

incorrectmcuquotess · 3 years

Text

Steve: If I keep my body moving, and my mind occupied at all times, I will avoid falling into a bottomless pit of despair.

227 notes · View notes

incorrectmcuquotess · 3 years

Text

Sam: So, my sister broke up with her boyfriend.

Bucky: Well, now I can finally say it: I hated that guy!

Sam: Actually, she's marrying him. I just wanted your honest opinion.

Bucky: He's actually a really nice guy…

358 notes · View notes

incorrectmcuquotess · 3 years

Text

Loki: A lie is just a great story that someone ruined with the truth.

717 notes · View notes

incorrectmcuquotess · 3 years

Text

Rhodey: You know that scene in Empire when they lower the helmet onto Darth Vader's head? Do you think that's how Tony gets his hair on in the morning?

Pepper: Absolutely.

277 notes · View notes

incorrectmcuquotess · 3 years

Text

Tony: You have been blessed with a wonderful gift. Stephen: Thank you. Tony: I meant me.

341 notes · View notes

incorrectmcuquotess · 3 years

Text

Tony: Steve! You're forcing me to be the voice of reason, and it's not a good look for me!

376 notes · View notes

incorrectmcuquotess · 3 years

Text

Wanda Maximoff: [Firing seemingly ineffectual magic blasts at Agatha.]

Agatha Harkness: Umm, I stopped dodging! Seriously, are you even trying to hit me?

Wanda Maximoff: [Still firing off more magic blasts.] No!

Agatha Harkness: The hell do you mean no? [Looks around and realises she's surrounded by glyphs.] Oh. Oooooooh... Oooh, shit.

#submission #incorrect mcu quotes #incorrect quotes #mcu #marvel cinematic universe #wanda maximoff #scarlet witch #agatha harkness #wandavision #stopped dodging #source: tfs #source: team four star #source: dbz abridged #source: dragon ball z abridged #wandavision spoilers #thank you for submitting!! :)

252 notes · View notes

incorrectmcuquotess · 3 years

Text

Tony: I created a new game. It's called, "Starkgammon.” It combines all the best features of all the best games: Candyland, I Never, Pictionary— Rhodey: Backgammon, obviously. Tony: No, backgammon sucks. I took the only good part of backgammon, the "gammon,” and I left the rest of it in the trash where it belongs.

#tony stark #incorrect tony stark #incorrect tony stark quotes #iron man #incorrect iron man #incorrect iron man quotes #marvel #incorrect marvel #incorrect marvel quotes #mcu #incorrect mcu #incorrect mcu quotes #avengers #incorrect avengers #incorrect avengers quotes #marvel cinematic universe #incorrect marvel cinematic universe quotes #incorrect marvel cinematic universe #original: how i met your mother

232 notes · View notes

incorrectmcuquotess · 3 years

Text

Pepper: Wow, you're cooking? Tony: Yes, I am. Pepper: Are you sure that's a good idea after last time? You looked really creepy without eyebrows.

329 notes · View notes

incorrectmcuquotess · 3 years

Text

Clint: Recently I had been thinking about maybe leaving this job, but I felt like I needed a sign. And then SHIELD collapsed, Ultron happened, and yesterday a pigeon took a shit on me. And I was indoors. So...

264 notes · View notes

Statistics

We looked inside some of the posts by incorrectmcuquotess and here's what we found interesting.

Average Info

Notes Per Post

Likes Per Post

Reblog Per Post

420

Reply Per Post

Time Between Posts

9 days

Number of Posts By Type

Text

Explore Tagged Posts

Fun Fact

If you dial 1-866-584-6757, you can leave an audio post for your followers.