You either die young or live long enough to become married by the power of fanon, a tour:
Murder husbands
Iron husbands
Superhusbands
Ineffable husbands
Space husbands
Time husbands
Heartrender husbands
Honorable mentions:
Space boyfriends
Pirate husbands
Missed opportunities:
X-Husbands
Please?? The pun?? You know because they are x-men?? And they have a beach divorce?? Then they remain married while archenemies their whole lives??
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tony asks “what are you looking at?” and rhodey responds “i’m looking at you” and i’m supposed to believe they aren’t desperately in love with each other??? i don’t think so.
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People are like who do you ship with Tony?
Bitch I ship him with everyone who gives him happiness (Steve Rogers forever excluded and James Rhodes forever given a priority)
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Low Effort, sorry guys but trying to cut them out proved to be a nightmare and they're still adorable so HAPPY VALENTINES DAY
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tony: i really like wearing sunglasses. as long as you wear them, no one can tell what you're staring at.
also tony: *stares at rhodey*
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"I just want to find a home and I wanna share it with you..."
Unusual ship this time around. RhodeyTony and Stony combined. Based on an rp I'm writing with @tardismyrp !
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Ive got plans, that i cannot share with you right now because the haters will sabatoge me /ref
Yes this is a 7 Husbands of Evelyn Hugo AU
Yes that is my favorite book and yes this is my favorite ship why do u ask?
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giggling during sex + rhodeytony, pretty please?
Usually, Jim adores all the nicknames that Tony gives him. They're all slightly ridiculous and random as all hell, but it's Tony's love language and it makes Jim smile like a loon.
But really, Tones, there's a time and a place.
"Come on, dude, stop teasing and just fuck me," Tony pants.
Jim pauses from where he's mouthing at Tony's thighs and looks up. Tony's head is thrown back and his eyes are closed and he is clearly completely unaware of what he's just said. Jim bursts out laughing.
Tony's eyes pop open. "What?"
"Tony, baby, I love you and would love nothing more than to fuck you but you have to understand how unsexy it is to be called 'dude' when I'm about to go down on you."
"I did not call you dude. I have never said the word dude in my life."
"Yes, you did! 'Come on, dude, just fuck me.'" Jim does a poor imitation of Tony.
"Lies. I did not."
"JARVIS, did Tony ca–"
"Okay, no, don't bring our son into this!" Tony giggles and covers his face with his hands.
Jim falls onto his back next to Tony and laughs some more, egged on by the breathless giggles he hears from the other man. They clutch at one another's hips and burst out into little fits every time they look at each other, and it's a while before they start to calm down.
Eventually, they start kissing again in between their laughter, teeth clacking together messily because they're smiling so much and Tony asks, "Well? Are you going to fuck me or not?"
— soft fic prompts.
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saw some spoilers from secret invasion about rhodey. marvel i am inside your walls you are not taking this from me
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