#ironhusbands incorrect quotes

[ironhusband]

Tony: I can't believe you'd do this to me. We're best friends. We share EVERYTHING. You remember vowing to me that 'what's mine is yours', right? Was that another lie?

Rhodey: TONY, I CAN NOT SHARE WITH YOU MY PASSWORD.

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[funnyincorrectmcu]

Rhodey: Please don’t overreact. Tony: *starts digging his own grave* I’m not.

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[holograham-crackers]

That scene from BFU but it’s one of my OTPs

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[maxxioislost]

Rhodey: You can’t love someone unless you love yourself first

Tony: Bullshit. I’ve never loved myself.

Rhodey:

Tony: But you? i love you so much i forget what hating myself feels like

Rhodey:

Tony: wait, Honeybear your crying

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[womp-womp-chomp-chomp]

Tony, at Starbucks: Can I get a venti vanilla latte with uhhh, seven espresso shots please

Rhodey, next in line: Jesus Christ just do cocaine

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[incorrectmcuquotess]

Tony: Rhodey, I am so excited that you're here! It has been forever since I have been around anyone even remotely fun. [turns to the rest of the Avengers] Yes offense.

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[salty-ironstrange-shipper]

Rhodey: What do you want me to look up?

Tony: Can you be cremated with your spouse?

Rhodey: Not with your spouse.

Tony: IN your spouse?

Rhodey: NO!

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[the-almighty-pen]

Tony: James Rhodes is a national treasure that I’d like steal.

Rhodey: Technically I do belong to the U.S. Air-force

Tony: Not after I’ve stolen you, you won’t.

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[quotes-of-various-fandoms]

Tony, taping a knife to DUM-E: Be free, my child.

Rhodey, two minutes later: tONES WHY-

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[winged-bat]

Tony: You're the love of my life and my best friend, I would do anything for you.

Rhodey: I want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule.

Tony: Absolutely not.

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[borschtsoupart]

Peter: “I ain’t never seen two pretty best friends”

Ned: “It’s always one of them gotta be ugly”

Tony: “...true...and false”

Tony: “see Rhodey and I aren’t pretty”

Rhodey: “we’re gorgeous”

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[ironhusband]

Tony: Rhodey!

Rhodey: Oh, God, no. I can't say goodbye again.

Tony: We don't have to. We're basing this breakup on a statistic. 86% percent of long-distance relationships end in failure, correct?

Rhodey: Of course "correct". You'd never misquote a statistic.

Tony: And neither would you. When have we ever been in the bottom 86th percentile of anything?

Rhodey: Never. I'd kill myself. We're in the top 1%.

Tony: Exactly. I made JARVIS in an afternoon.

Rhodey: Last night, I designed a spaceship that can get to Mars.

Tony: If anyone can make this work, it's you and me.

Rhodey: God, I love numbers.

Tony: I love numbers, too.

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[funnyincorrectmcu]

(Post-Endgame) Rhodey: Someone wanna tell me why the hell we’re letting the one-armed guy take all the risks? Tony: ‘Cause the one-armed guy insists. Now shut up about it.

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[incorrectquotesbybustajuice]

Tony and Steve having an intense starting contest, literally face to face

Tony: I will spit on you like an alpaca.

Steve: *slowly steps back*

Rhodey: Oooh, what an insult.

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[maxxioislost]

Rhodey: I heard Peter say “are you sure this is a good idea?” and Tony reply “trust me” and i’ve never moved from one room to another so fast in my life

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[womp-womp-chomp-chomp]

Tony: Hey. Rhodey, can I ask you something?

Rhodey: Yeah.

Tony: Do you ever get a gay vibe from me?

Rhodey: Would it matter if I did?

Tony: you’re not answering the question!

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