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ir0npvrker · 26 days

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tony: i wanna sleep for 50 hours

rhodey: you know that’s called a coma, right?

tony:

tony: that sounds so refreshing, i could go for a light coma right now

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sunnysideprincess · 1 year

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Sam: You know how some people read the warning signs and turn the other way around? Yeah, Bucky would read the sign, laugh at it and then walk right smack into it.

Rhodey: Funny. I'd say the same thing about Tony.

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textsfromtheavengers · 2 years

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incorrectmcuquotess · 3 years

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Tony: Rhodey, I am so excited that you're here! It has been forever since I have been around anyone even remotely fun. [turns to the rest of the Avengers] Yes offense.

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holistic-alcoholic · 2 years

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Tony to the avengers: ugh it sucked like I did in college

Rhodey: what? No

Rhodey: you didn’t suck at all in college!

Rhodey: you were a child! and the biggest nerd! you literally only hanged out with me or the bots

Tony:

Tony: please stop embarrassing me

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agentrandom · 5 years

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Rhodey:

Tony:

Rhodey and Tony Kitchen Chronicles

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mcuxtony2 · 3 years

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rhodey: once me and tony went ski-

tony: don’t you dare finish that sentence rhodey

rhodey: i was gonna say we went skiing and you almost fell off a mountain

tony: oh…

steve: i don’t even want to ask what you were thinking, stark

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incorrecttonyxeveryonequotes · 4 years

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Once upon a time at M.I.T.

Tony: I’m invoking the “No Judgements” clause of our friendship.

Rhodey: ...What have you done?

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ironhusband · 3 years

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Tony: I can't believe you'd do this to me. We're best friends. We share EVERYTHING. You remember vowing to me that 'what's mine is yours', right? Was that another lie?

Rhodey: TONY, I CAN NOT SHARE WITH YOU MY PASSWORD.

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incorrectquotesbybustajuice · 3 years

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Tony and Steve having an intense starting contest, literally face to face

Tony: I will spit on you like an alpaca.

Steve: *slowly steps back*

Rhodey: Oooh, what an insult.

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ir0npvrker · 2 months

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tony: why do people believe i’m incapable of doing anything nice ever?

rhodey: experience

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the-almighty-pen · 3 years

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Tony: Coffee is so damn good. I drink a cup every hour on the hour.

Rhodey, tired: I’ve hidden every damn grain of coffee in this house. I don’t know where’s he’s getting it from.

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sugarcoatedlies616 · 3 years

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they love going on missions together

credits to me on twitter and that great tiktok

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incorrectmcuquotess · 3 years

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Rhodey: You know that scene in Empire when they lower the helmet onto Darth Vader's head? Do you think that's how Tony gets his hair on in the morning?

Pepper: Absolutely.

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miactive · 4 years

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rhodey, to tony, who’s taking a ton of selfies: tony, would you stop taking pictures of yourself? the rogues are going to jail!

rhodey, contemplating how the rogues made their choice and how rudely they’ve treated tony over the years:

rhodey: actually nevermind, let me get in on your next pic. i want to capture this moment forever :)

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stxphxn-strange · 3 years

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Tony: Is the dishwasher running?

Stephen: No... looks like it’s standing still, maybe checking its phone to see how many steps it got on its run.

Rhodey: It can’t be that many, I’ve never seen it move faster than a jog.

Tony: ... I’m breaking up with both of you.

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