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Lokitty - Loki x Reader

Warnings: Fluff and very adorable themes.

Summary: Loki has turned into a cat and refuses to let anyone near or turn back into himself.

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“Ouch, Brother please stop it!” Thors loud voice was not to be missed by anyone, alarming all people around.

It has been a while since Thor took Loki back to Asgard, he was not able to contact the Team since. I was a new asset and have only recently moved in. When I rounded the corner Tony, Natasha and Steve were already surrounding the massive Asgardian.

A black cat was squirming in his hold frantically trying to escape his hold. I squish past Steve and Nat to reach for the panicked little furball. “Be careful! The Poor thing.” I take the cat from his arms and cradle it against my chest. “Excuse me, who are you?” , I blink up at the Blond God, “oh sorry” I bow my head slightly in greeting, “y/n, I joined recently, you have missed quite a lot in your absence.”

I look down at the cat in my arms. I notice it’s wide green eyes trained on me. “Hey there.” I speak with a soft voice. The cat stopped squirming as I took it so I suppose Thor was squeezing it. “That, Lady y/n, is my brother. I must inform you that he was displeased with his sentencing so, in an urgency to escape, he transformed into this cat and is refusing to change back.”

Now my eyes wide and I gape at the grumpy god in my arms. “So what do you suppose we do with him? Babysit?” Tony seems pissed. Understandable since Loki did destroy his tower back during the New York battle. “I’ll take him.” I spoke without thinking. “I mean I can show him around and maybe keep an eye on him. Since I never get any real missions I can show you that I am capable of responsibility.” I try to convince the team. Why do I even care?

“Sure.” Steve scoffs at Natasha’s agreement. “You think he won’t pull any stunts? I do not know if this is a good idea.” Steve never makes decisions spontaneously. “If anything happens it your fault.” Tony says and leaves. I guess it’s decided then. I bow a last time and with the God of mischief in my arms I turn to the elevator and press the button for the top floor.

My thumb unintentionally caresses the cats fur all the way to my door. “Here’s my room in case you ever have a question.” I tell the god before heading to another room. “Since I’m not sure if the guest room is already redecorated I’ll take you somewhere else. I think you’ll like it. It’s actually my favourite place in this whole tower.” We reach a plain white door. Dramatically I open the door.

“Welcome to the Library.” When we step inside I let the cat from my arms. Loki hesitantly steps forward to examine the rows of bookshelf’s. In the middle there is a set of couches and cozy chairs in which I’ve spent many hours in. The cats tail rises as he now confidently trots through the shelves.

I decide to pick a book for myself, one from my endless to be read list, and settle on my favourite couch. I grab a blanket too and summon a coffee for myself. As if Loki sniffed the magic with his adorable little button nose he looks over at me. His eyes find the tea and he curiously stalks over to me. He jumps up onto the cushion next to me and leans toward the tea in my hand. “Would you like one as well?” I ask him and watch his little head bow down slightly. While reaching my hand toward him a small cup appears in my hand and I set it in front of him. “I did not know which one but I suppose chamomile is fine?” The god blinks up at me and I have a feeling that he has a few questions circulating in his head.

“I’ve always possessed magic.” I begin as I lean back into the cushions and draping the blanked over my legs. “When I was little i sometimes made things happen that I could not explain, like making my homework disappear or freezing my orange juice. Then I got older and my magic got stronger. This was also when my adoptive parents noticed and sent me to be placed in another family. I got lucky after my third time and the woman that took me in had heard about my magic ability’s. She, too, possessed magic and helped me develop mine. Word spread fast within shield and they brought me here to test me and learn more about me.”

Loki sat through my explanation and listened Intently. I let out a yawn once I was done. Tiredly I relax into the cushions. “Don’t do anything stupid, thank you.” I say before drifting off to sleep.

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Waking slightly I felt a soft vibration under my hand, thinking that it might be my phone I open my eyes to discover it was a sleepy black cat, Loki.

I try not to startle him when I sit up slightly to catch a peak at the clock. We managed to sleep until dinner, and since today was Wednesday it was my turn to cook for the team.

“Lokitty? I do not mean to startle you but we have got to get up.” I speak with a soft tone, gently caressing his side. With the cutest stretch I have possibly ever seen Loki wakes from his nap and blinks at me.

“Come on.” Slowly I set him down, giving him time to orient himself. Then I walk back out the door and towards the elevator. Loki trailing after me. I wait for him to enter the elevator before I press the button which will take us to the kitchen.

Thor already awaits us on the couch. “Thank the gods, Tony has forbid me to use the kitchen so I was waiting for someone to come and prepare something. You are a blessing, y/n.” I know this to be true as I have seen the cctv footage of Thor almost burning the kitchen down. “Oh, hello brother.” He greets the cat that has jumped onto the large island in the middle of the kitchen. “I hope he hasn’t caused you any trouble.” He addresses me. “No worries, he has been a perfect gentleman so far.” I tell him, softly petting Lokis head before moving to collect all my utensils.

The god of mischief only watches me quietly from his spot on the counter, occasionally hissing at any passing person. It is only in the last few minutes in which he decides to use his talent and cause a bit of a stir.

Proudly he jumps over onto the counter and towards the bowl in which I am currently mixing the ingredients. He pretends to ‘accidentally’ knock the spices over, adding to much to my mixture.

“Loki, you naughty kitty.” I tell him teasingly before using my magic to reverse his actions and pulling the spilled spice from the dish, leaving only the perfect amount behind. He lets out an adorable huff and sits quietly, probably contemplating what prank to pull next. I, however, can sense his intentions early enough for me to use my magic and put him into air jail. He mewls in protest.

“Oh Lokitty, what did you expect? Behave and I’ll let you out once I’m done.” With this he goes quiet for some time while I finish up with dinner. It doesn’t take long before Loki has used his magic to figure out how to undo my magic and escape the shield I have put him in. With a plop the glowing ball I’ve held him in disappears and Loki falls. I knew it was only a matter of time before he figured out how to escape so I was prepared and caught him.

“Smart Lokitty.” I say cradling him to my chest. “Dinners done.” I yell out and out of nowhere I hear six sets of feet shuffling towards the kitchen isle. With my magic I place the filled plates in each of their places and I make a little bowl for Loki and set it in from of him. He purrs happily while eating.

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Tony has described that we all needed a movie night and so I find myself in our private little movie theatre with Loki napping on my lap. After he had filled his little tummy he fell asleep straight away. It felt great to see him so comfortable and content.

Little Lokitty.

Tony has forced us to a Harry Potter marathon since most of the people present never got to experience the whole Harry Potter phase that most people went through.

I had seen the movies before and after the fourth movie I got so comfortable that I nocked out straight away. Some time later I wake just enough to feel a set of strong arms carrying me into my bed. I stir slightly before I hear a warm soft voice. “You’re alright, my love, go back to sleep.” I did no recognise nor care enough to do I just fell back into darkness.

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A Clandestine Christmas: Clandestine F*cks [Avenger! Loki x Fem.Reader]

Part of the Clandestine F*cks Collection Part of the Winter Warmers Collection A link to my Masterlist is HERE Summary: Off the back of a stunning festive revelation, Loki shows you a hidden room in Stark Tower. Warnings: 18+ Minors DNI. Smut. Language. Patchy historical references. Humour. (w/c 2.9k)

It was mid-December. The communal quarters of Stark Tower were being adorned furiously in winding wreaths of pine, gold ornaments flashing in the afternoon sun through the panoramic windows. You stood back from the tree in the corner, fluffing a branch absent-mindedly. You could hear the low conversation of the Asgardian brothers behind you, enjoying the rare hum of interaction untinged by sarcasm or pointed barbs. “...Stark said the belt he shall be fashioning for my Yuletide gift will be the perfect thing to contain my unrestrained godly manhood. A contingency if you decide once again to withdraw the phallus enchantment at a time which is of life or death importance.” You heard Loki scoff, as Thor continued. “You know... if it is necessary for critical missions. First dates and suchlike.”

Your lover made a sharp intake of breath, a scathing and very un-festive comment sure to follow. "Like a ladies sport brassiere, but for your ridiculous penis?" Loki goaded. You rolled your eyes, fluffing the branch a final time before turning to prevent the exchange escalating further. “-Guys, Morgan’s coming over later, so no talk about Santa being fake or anything alright?” Your intended audience remained silent. The brothers were perched at the breakfast bar; Thor enjoying a well earned break from helping assemble the decor ahead of tonight’s party. Your boyfriend, not so much. They were both dressed snugly in hand knitted jumpers, a gift from Scott's grandmother to the whole team. Thor’s was bright red, two candy-canes woven in a haphazard ‘T’. It was far too small for him, the weave stretching dangerously with every movement of his broad shoulders. It won’t last the night, you thought with a smile. Loki’s was a rich green, a sprig of holly resting on the tip of a white ‘L’ emblazoned garishly on his chest. It fit perfectly, because of course it did. The blonde’s face turned pale, his eyes widening. You noted his sudden panicked gaze shifting towards his brother, flicking through a magazine and munching carrot sticks. He showed no signs of interest. “Santa?” Thor mumbled, brushing invisible crumbs from the counter-top. You mean, Santa...Claus? ‘Sinterklaas’? ‘Der Weihnachtsmann’? ‘Père Noël’? ‘Noel...Baba’?” An awkward silence followed; your eyes narrowing as you regarded them with increasing suspicion. “That nonsense is still circulating this realm? How quaint.” Loki smirked, flipping the magazine closed and folding his arms on the counter. Thor grimaced, closing his eyes. “What do you mean?” you said, tilting your head. Loki's smile broadened, leaning forward on the counter-top, his beautiful eyes glinting. “My brother doesn’t like me talking about it. Top secret Asgardian business, you see.” He winked, tapping his nose.

Thor huffed, encircling a strand of bushy tinsel round his neck. “Well if you insist on being so forceful, Loki…” he said, resting his hands on his meaty hips. “Loki is at fault for this realm’s obsession with this ‘Santa Claus’. There, I said it.” “I invented him.” Loki said proudly, picking up another carrot stick. “You most certainly did not brother, he was invented by father and myself to prevent mass rioting within the realm at your hands.” The dark-god grimaced, rolling his eyes. “So dramatic, brother. It was just a bit of fun.” Thor toyed with the tinsel around his neck while Loki crunched the carrot elegantly poised between his thumb and forefinger. Seconds passed in silence. “So...is no one going to tell me what actually happened?” you said slowly, sliding on the barstool opposite the brothers. Thor opened his mouth, silenced by a sharp ba-ba-ba from his brother. “I think not. You will taint the glorious details of the original story with your bias.” Loki said between gritted teeth, turning back toward you with a renewed spark. “Bias...” Thor scoffed, throwing an end of tinsel over his shoulder like a scarf. Loki cleared his throat. “A while ago, my brother and I were spending some regrettable time on Midgard-” “-Father was tired of your childish antics, Loki. It was a time-out.” “Hush.” Loki sniped, rolling his eyes. "We were marooned in the old countries and I was feeling rather affronted by the whole situation and may have spun some yarns to a few curious children who passed our way in a moment of uncharacteristic bitterness.” “How long ago are we talking?” you said warily, as Loki’s smile grew. “About a fifteen hundred years, give or take.” he said coyly. Thor grimaced at the memory. “Loki told a group of naïve village youngsters that in several weeks hence, during the lowest point of winter; gifts would appear if they left their fathers boots outside their dwelling. A ridiculous notion.” “It was just a bit of fun.” your lover repeated innocently. “There was nothing else to do, and those little shits were asking for it. They made fun of my helmet.” “You intended to thieve the boots of those villagers, brother. Do not deny it.” Thor grunted, throwing you a knowing look. Loki huffed. “Well, regardless...by the time Thor found out, the rumour had spread so that every child within a hundred miles seemed to know about this miraculous benefaction and so action had to be taken... apparently.” “Father was furious, thanks to that brown-nose Heimdall.” Thor grimaced, the memory clearly etched deep. “He summoned us back to Asgard immediately-” “-and I was, naturally, delighted. It meant no more dreary, mirthless winter dearth on this sub-par terra.” Loki busied himself with a loose strand on the sleeve of his jumper, before looking up doe-eyed. “No offence, darling.”

“A lot has changed in a thousand years.” you quipped, seeing another smirk tug at his lips as you said it. “If you say so, my love.” he murmured, sarcasm hanging in the air like the scent of cinnamon as he snapped the rogue thread and made it vanish. Thor leant forward, his voice deepening as if recalling a battle tale. “Father demanded that Loki and I fulfil the oath we made to the children of the old country-” “It was no oath.” Loki snapped, jawline flashing in the glow of the twinkling lights surrounding you all. Thor chuckled incredulously, his eyes widening in disbelief at his brother’s selective memory. “Did you not swear to them by the Nine that it was true?” he said, raising his eyebrows. Loki folded his arms. “Potentially. But it was just a bit of fu-”

Thor waved a hand, silencing his brother’s protestations. “Father insisted that Loki fashion trinkets enough for a nation of children, it was...oh, thousands. You should have seen him, Y/N...tinkering away for ten whole days and nights using all manner of magic to fashion carved animals and rudimentary affectations.” Thor became glassy-eyed, his annoyance turning to nostalgia. Large hands grasped at memories of the presents, twirling the imagined items through his fingers; the twinkling lights from the tree reflecting in his wide, excited eyes. “Little dolls and hoops and boats, oh brother, do you remember the hours you spent in the palace workshops with only candlelight for companionship?” “And you, as I recall.” Loki said, his own indifference softening. “Not that you were much help.” Thor let out a pffft, shaking his head with a smile. “You know very well Father forbade me from assisting.” He swivelled on the barstool, facing you across the breakfast bar once more. “My role was to be more logistical, you see. Loki was to create the gifts, I was to deliver them.” “Deliver them?” you gasped, leaning forward in amazement. “Oh yes, Y/N.” Thor nodded solemnly. “But Father concocted a bit of a ruse. It was during the changing of the guard in terms of religion and all that malarky so we had to be...subtle.” “Clandestine.” Loki corrected seductively in your ear, his unexpected warm breath making you shiver. “Not my brother’s strong suit, darling.” You jumped as his hand slid around your waist, resting of your stomach. You hadn’t even seen him move from across the breakfast bar and circle behind you. His firm chest pressed against your back, feeling yourself melt against the rough wool of his jumper. Your eyes fluttered shut, before Thor cleared his throat. “Yes, well...enough of the old lore was in circulation that we couldn’t stir the metaphorical pot much to my dismay. Father was adamant. So Loki was in charge of disguising me in a more...unrecognisable form than my typical unique brand of perfection.” “Ruddy-cheeked and old and soft in the belly. And a wholly ridiculous beard.” Loki smirked against your cheek, his eyes trailing his brother’s face. “I may have used a certain someone for inspiration, considering his interference.” he purred, making you giggle. Thor huffed, “Like I said, unrecognisable brother.”

Loki kissed your cheek, his sultry tones entirely unnecessary to the situation. “There were too many gifts to manage in one trip through the bifrost, so we saddled a chariot to Sleipnir and one enchanted sack later, our plan was in motion.” Thor cleared his throat again, fiddling with the sleeves of his jumper as Loki’s kisses worked down your neck; a small whimper escaping your lips. “Delivery was rather swift if I do say so myself, minus one or two...setbacks.” the blonde muttered, as Loki erupted in a gruff snort of laughter against your skin. “Setbacks? You mean your clumsy attempt to gain access to ill-gotten snacks on your journeys through the Norwegian tundra?” Thor shrugged, pulling a thread from his chest. “I hear that in future years the people of the realm started leaving said snacks out in anticipation of such a need.” “Yes, brother. To avoid their dwelling being raided through any available opening. I mean really, that year how many chimneys did you find your festively plump arse entrapped in, brother? Seven? Any other fool would have stopped after the first. A ridiculous display.” Thor stood, his finger waggling in Loki’s direction. Your dark lover rested his chin on your shoulder, stooped flush against your back. The feeling of his warmth against you was one you never wanted to lose. A smile pressed against your cheeks as you bit your lip, Thor’s indignation in combination with his ridiculous sweater building a bubbling roll of laughter in your belly. “So...how many years did you do this?” you managed to choke, squeezing Loki’s arms tighter around your midriff. Thor shrugged. “Five or six...dozen, perhaps...and then the parents of this realm sort of, took over gradually. Good thing, too...the way it’s spread.” “Thank the Norns.” Loki huffed, burying his face in your hair. You could feel him sigh against your skin, inhaling your scent theatrically. Thor cleared his throat louder, averting his eyes from the sensual scene unfolding in front of him. “All this talk of snacks has found me rather peckish I’m going to...to…” Loki’s hands wandered, his thumb grazing the curve of your breast through your own initialled Christmas jumper. The world faded as Loki’s mouth found yours with a quiet groan, his tongue slipping between your parted lips. From beyond the haze, you heard the kitchen door swing shut as Thor departed. Alone, at last. “Come here” Loki growled, his eyelids heavy with simmering lust as he pulled you down from the stool. You giggled, casting a glance around the living room sparkling with festive cheer. The warm glow of fairy lights nestled in vibrant pine cast shadows on Loki’s features, the corner of his eyes creased with the same mischief tugging on his lips. God, how you loved him. He led you across the room towards an inconspicuous door you had always assumed was a closet, a small ‘No Entry’ sign placed centrally upon it. A wave of citrus and pine hit you as Loki turned the handle and opened the door, revealing a small but perfectly formed room. Soft lighting flooded the opening, the warm glow reminding you of a fireside. Rolls of festive wrapping paper hung on the walls, exquisite ribbons draping downward from spindles in fluttering splashes of gold, red and green. Neatly packed boxes of bows were stacked on shelves, divided by size and colour; labels and a selection of fountain pens lined perfectly against the wall on a solid mahogany desk.

You gasped, “Is this Pepper’s wrapping room? I thought it was a myth.” “Hidden in plain sight, darling.” Loki winked, pulling you inside and closing the door behind him with a soft click. His hands ran over your hips, manoeuvring your ass back against the solid desk. “Loki, we shouldn’t…” you murmured between his ravenous kisses, the words sounding even less convincing in the air than they did in your head. “Correct.” Loki growled, unzipping the side of your skirt with devastating slowness. “But when has that ever stopped us, my love?” The fabric slid down, pooling around your ankles. Loki’s fingers toyed at the waistband of your thick pantyhose, rolling them below your hips. You sat back on the desk, extending one leg as he slid the 200 denier down your thigh, raising your calf and placing a deep kiss on the bare skin. He did the same on the other side, his piercing gaze never leaving yours in the low light. You could feel a sea of wetness pooling in your panties, the need for him growing with every intentionally teasing touch of his fingertips. You crossed your arms across your chest, tugging the jumper upward. Loki pushed them gently down. “The festive sweaters stay on, love.” he purred with a wink. The god sank to his knees, widening your legs. He hummed, sliding a wide palm up your naked thigh and trailing a finger through your glistening folds. “Darling” he growled, “it’s been over a year, are you truly still this desperate for me?” Before you could answer, two fingers slid inside you; making your head fall back with a groan. “Yes, Loki” you gasped, as he pumped them firmly back and forth, his thumb circling your swollen clit. "Lucky me." he murmured, before his lips fastened to the centre of your desire. He lapped at the trail of sticky arousal smeared against your skin, caressing every crevice. Muffled approval rumbled in his throat as he slowly removed the fingers, his tongue delving deeper into the warm heat he craved. You grasped the sides of the desk, resting back on your elbows as you balanced your feet on his thick thighs. Loki shook his head gently back and forth, nose grazing downward as he pleasured every inch of you with whoreish abandon. Even his eyelashes would be wet. “God...baby, yes..y-es, f-fuck…” you sighed, feeling his fingers tighten around the soft flesh of your spread thighs. He suckled gently, wide strokes of his tongue rolled over your slit. You would never know how he could be so fucking good at this. A hand wound in his hair, pushing him deeper against your needy cunt. He growled, the vibration against your clit making you pulse. In a flash, he rolled you backwards, pushing your calves backward so you were completely exposed.

Flat on the table, you craned forward to watch his tongue work your pussy; every lick accompanied by a dark, delicious moan. His eyes were closed in blissful concentration, strands of long hair trailing against your bare skin. The furrow of his brow betrayed the lust you knew was straining against his trousers out of sight. He was always so fucking hard for you. So fucking hard for me, you thought; whimpering as you watched him work with your mouth open. Panting. Loki sucked your clit gently, sending jolts through your body, legs twitching. “Loki…” you keened, trying to thrust your hips upward. He chuckled against your plump lips, sucking them between his teeth in response. Your lover pulled them back gently, releasing them with a wet slurp. “Come in my mouth, goddess.” he whispered, placing another languishing lick up your centre.

Your head fell back against the desk with a thud, hands gripping the edge beneath you. Hot cum flooded Loki’s tongue, his moans of pleasure matching your own as you juddered like a dying thing beneath lingering suckles. You saw stars, murmurs of his name all you could muster as you felt a glow of seidr radiate from his body. He rose above you, his huge cock standing proudly up against the comically unsexy green sweater. You laughed, covering your mouth as he bent over your body; silencing your mirth with a hungry kiss. “You dare laugh at a god’s attire? How rude…” he purred playfully, running a hand down your thigh as you wrapped your legs around his waist, drawing him closer. You both groaned as he entered you, the veins of his thick manhood rippling across every inch of your channel, fizzing with post-orgasmic bliss. Your hands slid up his cheekbones, the perfect symmetry of his features dazzling as his face twitched with the need to thrust deeper. “Loki?” you murmured, making him pause. He looked down with concern, eyebrows slanting. “...I love you.” you said, as his features softened. “I love you too, my precious one.” he whispered, placing a kiss on your forehead as you thrust your hips upward; sheathing him to the hilt. He moaned loudly, a guttural grunt of your name. “F-fuck, darling…” he gasped, beginning to pump in and out of your soaking core. Every hit of his pelvis was magic, every pulse sending new sparks shooting through your blood. His hips met the backs of your open thighs with wet slaps, hot breath mixing with yours; the two of you panting in rhythm. Loki’s thrusts became sloppy as you tugged the back of his hair, a dark growl thundering in his chest as he buried his face in your cleavage hidden beneath the fuzzy jumper. “Do you want me to f-fill you Y/N?” he asked through staggered breaths. You nodded frantically, the angle of his heavenly cock making your back arch against the wood. “Will you ever tire of having your god’s seed..uhhh, yes...d-dripping down those exquisite t-thighs?” His voice quivered with the effort of forming words, the rhetorical question hanging in the air; buffeted between grunts and whines of feral desire. Loki tumbled over the precipice of orgasm with a deep moan as you squeezed your walls tight around his girth. He bottomed out as you rocked back and forth against his hips, feeling the thick slick of his cum spreading along his length before he collapsed against your chest. The sound of his heavy breaths filled the small space, your heart soaring as he raised his chin to rest above your heart. “You are my everything, darling.” he whispered, placing a kiss on your parted lips before sliding out of your pussy and waving his hand. The familiar feeling of his magic rolled up your lower body as he made both of you presentable once more. “Now remember, you don’t know this place exists – alright?” he winked, helping you down from the desk. You brushed a strand of tinsel from his chest, your fingers lingering on the firmness snug beneath the garish festive sweater. You took the few steps over to the door, opening it a crack and peering out to make sure the coast was clear. “Shit.” you whispered, whipping back to Loki with a wide-eyed stare. The door swung open. “Pepper can never know about this.” Tony said gruffly.

His eyebrows rose sceptically as he stood with his arms folded, resting against the sofa.

You and Loki looked at each other, as a smirk curled the corner of Tony’s mouth. “Honestly, how you guys got away with this shit for as long as you did is beyond me. Maybe you’ve lost your touch.” A burning heat spread over your cheeks, hearing Loki chuckle incredulously beside you. "We were simply..." he began, promptly cut off.

"-I think that particular ship has sailed, folks." Tony sighed, pushing himself away from the sofa. "Sailed and sunk. The SS Sinking Sluts..."

You pursed your lips, as Tony straightened. “Just do me a favour, Laufeyson...make sure you didn’t leave a present of your own in there." he murmured theatrically. "I could handle Steve and the car with the whole racoon business- but Pepper...?” Tony pointed knowingly at your lover before spinning on his heels, walking leisurely towards the door as Loki rolled his eyes. “No Asgardian stuffing on my wife’s ribbons, Laufeyson. Check it once, then check it twice. That’s an order.” he shouted with a casual wave, before disappearing around the corner.

A/N: Thank you @lokischambermaid for concocting the intricacies of Thor's 'magic' belt with me🤣 @lady-rose-moon @gigglingtigger @holymultiplefandomsbatman @muddyorbsblr @xorpsbane @lokikissesmyforehead @simplyholl @fictive-sl0th @ijuststareatstuffhereok89 @loopsisloops @thedistractedagglomeration @loveroflokiforpoeticjustice @123forgottherest @joyful-enchantress @sititran @jaidenhawke @silverfire475 @mrsbarnes32557038 @michelleleewise @vbecker10 @imalovernotahater @thomase1 @morriggannlostinfandoms @ladylovesloki @marygoddessofmischief @ravenwings73 @filthyhiddles @peacefulpianist @maple-seed @yelkmelk @wheredafandomat @mistress-ofmagic @five-miles-over @goblingirlsarah @ozymdias @peaches1958 @your-taste-on-my-lips @lokisgirll @lokidokieokie @kikster606 @peachyjinx @peachyymallows @soldeloki @tbhiddlestan83 @trickster-maiden @trojanaurora @ladyofthestayingpower

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“The Avengers Embark on a Brief Escape from Sanity” - a Loki x Reader crack!fic one shot

You, Loki, and the Avengers go to an escape room to pass an afternoon.  You all fucking destroy the place, you chaotic sunsuvbishes.

PAIRINGS: Loki x Reader; Bucky x Steve; Author x Skywalker OG WARNINGS: the fuck if I know what my brain’s going to come up with, just know when to duck (brief erection talk and lots of Bucky ass-grabbing Steve) WORD COUNT: 2.4k

This is my 1k follower celebration, where you all dared me to write a fic while stoned, posting it un-edited. All I edited was spelling because my gods I’m not a total schmuck. For the record, at the beginning of this adventure I am about half-a-joint in, and fully intend to be two-in by the time we’re finished here today. They really should make some Marvel-named strains. A Loki OG would probably make me so horny. Like literally, his color is green so why don't we have Loki-Smoki? Anyway, here you go, my readers. Thanks for getting me to 1k! I love you….and I’m sorry. ^_^

“I don't understand,” said a highly-confused Thor as the quinjet touched down on the roof of the mall. “People put themselves in prison for fun here? How strange!”

“For once, I concur with my brother,” said a sullen Loki from the seat on your left. You smiled and slipped a hand over his. His skin always felt supple, cooler than a human’s, but still soft. “It makes no sense.”

“It’s a game!” said Steve, proud to finally be ‘in’ on something before another teammate. “To test our minds and ability to work on a team!” 

Stark rolled his eyes and stood up first as the engines stopped. “Yeah, because The Avengers have no fucking idea how teams works…or how prisons work,” he eyed Nat, along with half of the team. 

She pouted. “Fuck you.” 

You and Loki quickly got up. “I think it’ll be fun,” you said, ever the optimist. “And if nothing else, think of all the attention this small, local business will attract if just one of us takes a picture with them!” 

Loki smiled and kissed your forehead. “You’re always seeing the good in everything, even in the face of inevitable imprisonment!” 

You rolled your eyes. “Drama queen.” 

You may as well have sauntered into the mall in slow motion, you all looked so cool. Everyone recognized you as the heroes of Earth, of course, and you couldn’t get far before the wolves descended, desperate for interaction with their idols. Some of you relished in the attention. Tony was waving and handing out business cards. Thor and Steve were posing with the ladies for selfies while Bucky tried to grab Steve’s ass from behind. Meanwhile, Nat looked like she wanted to go home and punch someone. That left you and Loki in the middle, looking around over the heads of the gathering fans, looking for an exit. 

“Are you sure this isn’t the escape room?” Loki asked. 

“Over there!” you said, pointing to the left. A large, neon sign flashed “Escape-O-Rama!” from a regrettable distance away. But before you could wrangle the Avengers away from their adoring fans, two beautiful young women flanked Loki, ignoring you completely and shoving you off to the side. 

Loki grimaced. “Ladies…I’m not sure you’re aware that you just shoved my--”

“--can we get a picture?” asked one, a fair-skinned lass with lush blonde hair. “Please, Mr. Loki? God, you’re hot!”

You frowned and rolled your eyes, regaining your balance as the second girl shoved her phone into your hand. “Take the picture?”

Without letting your boyfriend get a word in edgewise, the girls threw his hands over their shoulders, giggling like idiots. Loki looked at you, and raised an eyebrow the instant he saw how red your face was getting with anger. “No, I’m not indulging a pair of ingrates!” 

They, again, ignored his protestations, leaving you to settle the matter. 

“Jesus Christ, we’ll be late for our reservation,” you muttered, growling and chucking the camera at the one girl’s face, hitting her nose, sending her careening to the floor with a grunt of shock. 

Loki looked pleasantly amused. You wasted no time in throwing the other girl off of him and hurling her body on top of her pal’s. “You seemed to forget two things, ladies,” you said, shaking a finger at them. “One, I’m an Avenger too, so I can do some cool shit myself. You should’ve wanted me in the picture too, you dirty trailer-park cunts! Two, Loki’s my man meat, so back off, you bald-ass hyenas!” 

The girls were stunned, and the other mortals who were busy accosting the rest of the team fell silent, slowly backing away and deciding to resume their business, lest they feel your wrath next. 

“Good, now can we go?” you asked sweetly, waiting until the two little bitches were looking at you before shoving your tongue down Loki’s throat for a solid twenty seconds of public access tonsil hockey. Loki loved showing off in public with you, the Kinkmeister. 

Thor didn’t like it when you did that in front of him, however, and he quickly cleared his throat. “Let’s…just go imprison ourselves.”

“Thor, I believe the correct term is ‘go fuck ourselves’,” said Tony. 

“It’s a ship prison?” asked a skeptical Loki as you were guided back to the escape room by a pimple-faced teenaged employee. 

“It’s our newest room,” bragged the kid, his voice cracking worse than Steve’s on the first night he ever saw a stripper. “Escape from the Titanic! Very popular! Very difficult to solve!”

“So it’s a very large prison, a titanic prison,” added Thor. 

“It’s named after a real ship,” said Bucky. 

“Or the movie,” added Tony. 

“You’ll have one hour to find and obtain the key that unlocks the last available lifeboat off the sinking Titanic. If you fail to find the key and leave the ship, you’ll all drown!” the kid recited, trying his best to sound interested. 

“This jerk won’t be winning any Oscars,” muttered Tony. 

The employee ignored Tony Snark. 

“I’ll be available to contact via this telegraph machine,” said the kid, indicating the large contraption by the door. “You’ll have three clues. Just tap any pattern into the telegraph, it’ll buzz me, and I’ll give you a clue. You can also bug out of the room in an emergency by tapping SOS.” 

Loki had to almost immediately slap Thor’s curious hand away from the telegraph. 

The employee set the clock to exactly one hour and left the room. As soon as he locked the door, an off-key version of My Heart Will Go On began twinkling awkwardly throughout the room, making Nat cringe. 

“This is what they did to me in Gitmo” she murmured. “Bastards.” 

“So now what?” asked Loki, looking to you for guidance. 

“Well the first clue could be anywhere, tucked in a crack in a wall or under a table…look for drawers that could be opened, clues that may be written down in a book or--”

“--here it is!” 

Tony raised the key marked “Number One” above his head. 

“Um, we didn’t even find the clue yet, asshole,” you grunted. “Slow your roll, ‘kay?” 

Tony shrugged and tossed the key on the table. “The clue on the tag says something about poop.”

“The poop deck, usually toward the back of a ship,” recited Steve as Bucky tried to make a reach for Steve’s poop deck. 

“Um, how ‘bout that sign?” Tony pointed with his thumb to the sign that literally read “POOP DECK HERE YOU NEED THE KEY” above his head in the doorway. 

The clock read 58:26 as everyone piled through the first door…except for you and Loki. You grinned slyly as you closed the door behind the others, keeping the two of you in that first room. 

“There’s only one mast I want to raise today,” you said seductively, making Loki purr with pleasure. 

“I’d counter you with an equally-witty quip, but I am not on familiar terms with the lingo that mortals use for their ships.”

“Shut up and put your tongue in my face, Loki.” 

He did, and it was fucking excellent. 

“Um, you do know there are cameras in every room?” came a timid voice from over the loudspeaker. 

“Good, it’s free porn for you!” you giggled. Loki put a gentle finger to your lips and ‘shhed’ you in a way that made you want to drop your pants. 

“Dignity, dearest,” he said softly. “Let’s wait until we can desecrate Steve’s room again.” 

You were about to agree before you were interrupted by the sound of disappointment amid Tony’s wisecracks. 

“Got the second key!” he said. 

“Oh, come ON!” moaned Steve. The clock was still barely at 55:00. 

“We should probably stay with the others. We’re going to be finished before you can even get up all the way,” you said, chuckling. 

“That is where you’re wrong, lovely,” he said, taking your hand and putting it on his crotch for just a silent, tantalizing moment.

 Yeah, he was harder than the SAT in Latin. Sadly, you wood would have to wait. 

As you and Loki caught up with the rest of the team in the second room, Tony was having a hard time getting the key to work. “It’s stuck!”

“It’ll fit, just keep at it,” said Steve. “Jam it in harder if you have to!”

“That’s what you said last night!” giggled Bucky. 

“We don't have time for this,” Tony growled. 

“We literally have all the time for this,” you replied. 

“Stand back! I will take care of this!”

You turned to the far corner of the room, where Thor stood posed with Mjolnir. 

“Jesus Christ, why did you bring that in here?!” shrieked Tony. 

“I’ll save us!” he hollered proudly, charging the locked door, his hammer poised to strike.

“NO!”“BROTHER, STOP!”“OH MY GAH--!!!”“WHAT THE FUUU---”

You woke up fifteen seconds later, strewn about the rubble, the room itself miraculously still standing in spite of the completely-blown-out inside. Loki was closer to his brother, holding him down while Tony smacked him repeatedly over the head with a chunk of table. 

You looked next to you, where Sam Wilson was standing casually. You jumped a little at his seemingly sudden appearance at your side. 

“Whoa! Sam, where did you come from?”

Sam frowned and looked at you with moderate disappointment, much how he looked every day. He just meant it today.

“I’ve always been here. All day. I was in the room this whole time and everything.” 

The team went awkwardly silent. 

Sam looked over at Cap, sadness in his eyes. “Et tu, Steve?”

Biting his lip, Steve said nothing. Bucky put his big metal hand firmly on Steve’s buttcheek, getting another piece of that hot, sweet American pie. 

“Man, fuck you all,” said Sam, turning around and walking away with his middle fingers raised. 

Later, after being permanently banned from every escape room in the state of New York, the team paid the owner of the Risk E Rat’s Pizza at the other end of the mall to close the place so that they could dine in peace. Nat enjoyed the sounds of pouting kindergarteners as they were told to leave. It harmonized well with the sounds of sirens down the way.

“What? There’s a Ms. Pac Man machine at the barbershop down by the Apple store, you ungrateful fucks!” said the crabby old owner. Nat made a note to get his number later. 

Most of you sat around a table eating cheap, stale-crust pizza. Meanwhile, Stark was off showing Bucky how to feel up the Justine the Teen Dream animatronic’s breasts, seeing if it would make him straight again (it wouldn’t). 

“So,” said Steve, his futile attempts to masticate his “pizza” failing him, so he just swallowed the gummy dough and moved on. Kiddie pizza is nasty. “So, this is awkward.”

“How are we gonna spin this one, guys? Green Guy wasn’t even with us this time,” said Tony as he and Bucky returned, Bucky looking confused and disoriented as he sat down next to Steve again. 

“Fury is going to be…ugh…”

“What is it, dearest?” asked Loki as your train of thought left the station. 

You shrugged as your mind struggled. “I had a word in my head but my brain dropped it. Fury is going to be…uh….what a synonym for being really, really angry? Fury will be that.” 

You all stared at one another in silence, none of you sure what to say next. 

Another minute of quiet. 

“Well, what do we do now?”

Loki shrugged and looked directly into the imaginary POV camera your brain is using to picture this story right now as you read these words. “It’s up to the author to finish the story,” he said with a grin. 

FUCK.

“...so, don’t just leave us sitting here!” protested Nat. “You’re the one literally putting words in our mouths!”

I’M BLITZED, GUYS. WHAT DO YOU EXPECT?

“Just cut to us getting back to the Tower or something,” said Steve.

I’M NOT THAT CHEAP, STEVE. 

“So, what now?” you asked. 

WELL, HOW DO YOUR USUAL WRITERS END AN ADVENTURE?

“With a massive all out battle!” Thor jumped onto the table, raising his hammer high. 

I’M NOT DOING THAT. MY THAI FOOD’S ALMOST HERE.

“So, again I ask…now what?” you repeated. 

The author paused for a moment before typing out her final commands. 

OKAY, THOR, GO BACK TO THE ESCAPE ROOM AND APOLOGIZE FOR BLOWING UP THE STORE. THAT WAS RUDE.

Thor dropped his head and pouted. “Okay.” He sauntered off into the mall, toward the sounds of the sirens. 

NOW BUCKY, GET YOUR HAND OFF STEVE’S BUTT AND THE TWO OF YOU GO PRETEND TO BE HETEROSEXUAL FOR THE DISNEY-PLUS RELEASE OF THIS EPISODE. WE CAN’T BE SCARING OFF THE SWEET CHINESE GOVERNMENT DOLLARS, NOW.

Bucky whimpered as he took his hand back. Steve winked and kissed his forehead before stepping back and punching him square in the shoulder. “Vaginas, amirite?”

“Hell yeah, vaginas!” 

They walked off into the sunset dude-bro punching each others’ shoulders the whole way. 

NAT, I KINDA FORGOT WHAT TO DO WITH YOU. SORRY. ERRR…HERE’S FIFTY BUCKS.

A fifty appeared in Nat’s hand. “Cool. I could buy a gun with this!” She walked out. 

HEY TONY, CAN YOU NOT BE SUCH A TWATWAFFLE NEXT TIME? I’M RUNNING OUT OF FIC IDEAS THAT INCLUDE YOUR MAIN CHARACTER TRAIT NOT BEING A QUIP MACHINE.

Tony shrugged as he began to make his exit. “Hey, that’s all the MCU’s writers think I am, anyway. I’ll be off doing science somewhere.” 

As Tony walked away, everyone left could hear him singing “I’m just a quip machine, and I don't work for nobody but youuuu…”

SO, NOW IT’S JUST YOU TWO.

“Hey,” said Loki cautiously. 

“...yep,” you added. 

“So, what commands do you have for us?” Loki asked.

I DON’T KNOW…GO HAVE WILD HOT MONKEY SEX SOMEWHERE. 

“Okay!” you said cheerily, grabbing Loki’s hand impatiently dragging him toward the exit while he looked at the author with alarmed confusion. “But why do we have to include a monkey--?”

As the pair of you flew out of sight, the author looked around the Word document, and saw that it probably wasn’t all that great…but it was still more coherent than Finnegan’s Wake, so that surely counted for something.

So she closed the laptop.

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man of the month part 7: july & august

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Summary: Shaun tries to convince you of Loki's feelings; Steve tries to convince you to have feelings for him; Sam tells you what you need to do with your feelings for Loki

Pairing: Loki x Reader (eventually)

Word Count: 5.4k [get some wine ready]

Warnings: red flag MrSatchel; cringe nickname; Steve can't take a hint; language

Things to be aware of: mutual pining; idiots in love

The screams of Thor's adoring fanbase picked up once again when the blond oaf walked out of your studio still without a shirt and showcasing his bulky exaggerative muscles. Outside of the photography studio, the remaining men who hadn't had their appointment with you yet were seated by the various seats strewn about the common area, with Loki still prominently at the front of the entire group, occupying the seat closest to the studio door.

He looked at his brother with significantly less apprehension after their exchange earlier today during his shoot with you. I am on your side. I only wish for you to be happy. Even after all this time it was such a foreign concept for him to be on the same side as Thor after centuries of being framed as each other's opposition.

Still, however, this particular set of circumstances somehow felt as if they were finally taking the steps to heal the scars, both known and unknown, that their strained relationship held. Their mother would have been proud if she were watching over them from Valhalla right now. 

Thor threw a look his way. "Well obviously it is not me," he said without a trace of resentment, a gigantic smile stretching across his face. "But I know who it is." 

Those words sent a frigid chill down Loki's spine. "She told you who it is?" 

The look on his brother's face grew proud, and yet unarrogant. "I figured it out," he stated jovially. The two men from California had jointly muttered something about welcoming him to the club, making him smile and give the two a knowing thumbs up. 

Deciding that perhaps he could save himself the anguish of going through this same exercise for a few more days as you finished up the appointments for everyone's photos, Loki approached his brother. "Just tell me who it is, Brother. Spare me the agony of waiting only to find out it isn't me after all."

The blond god gave him a look of mock offense. "Loki I will do no such thing. There are no shortcuts when it comes to matters such as this." His look softened when he saw the visible frustration on his brother's face, however. "I will tell you this, Brother. The super soldiers will most definitely be the most persistent in their efforts. I suggest taking Lady Y/N up on her offer to visit tomorrow. Just in case our dear Captain will be too disbelieving when she inevitably rejects his efforts." 

So it isn't Rogers, Loki thought to himself. And if my brother is giving me a forewarning to look after her upon Barnes' appointment as well, then he knows that it's not him, either. She and Wilson are friends and he's never shown any visible interest in her beyond that despite the time they've spent around one another, which excludes him from the possibilities as well. And Banner is borderline fatherly to her, much like Stark.

His heart pounded in his chest as he let out his running hypothesis. "The only ones left are Strange and myself." 

Thor clapped a hand down on his brother's shoulder. "Very good, Brother. You're catching on." 

The schedule for today had you on edge. Scott's words of 'the serum boys having it bad for you' made you nervous about being in the same room as Steve for potentially more than a few hours, assuming he tried to stretch out the photoshoot for as long as he could. You booked him early on in the day, and gave Sam a heads up to be ready in case you finished early.

Hopefully that had been enough of an indicator that not only did you know about what was going on with the men on the team and their intensions toward their respective appointments with you, but that you did not reciprocate the attraction that Steve supposedly had for you. 

Perhaps in the back of your mind yesterday afternoon, you'd thought of your appointment today as well when you extended that invitation to Loki to stop by if ever the spirit moved him. Part of you hoped that he wouldn't just take you up on that offer throughout the duration of the shoots, but that he would do so today. 

Funny how you were apprehensive to be in a room alone with the hundred-something year old veteran who could break a log in two with his bare hands, but you were unfazed over being in such close proximity to the thousand-something year old god who could easily snap the soldier in two with just his mind if he so wished. 

"Suppose I'm just stupid in love," you muttered to yourself in the empty studio, your eyes widening at your words. In love? Was that really where you were now? Sure, you'd harbored a mad crush on him for the longest time, but for those words to just come naturally to you after the last few days caught you off guard; however, you couldn't exactly say you were surprised at the turn your emotions had taken. It wasn't as if it was so unfathomably difficult for someone to find themself in love with the raven-haired god; in fact it came all too naturally to you. "Fuck." 

"That's a whole mood." Your gaze snapped to the door to find Shaun walking in with a plate in his hand. "Bacon and cheese muffin. Figured I should get one into your studio before Thor ends up stealing your piece." You let out a chuckle just as your stomach obnoxiously grumbled as the scent of the bacon and cheese hit you. "Looks like my timing was perfect today," he said with a laugh as he set the plate down on your desk. "You want some company?" He looked over to the near empty coffee mug next to the plate. "Or a top up?" 

"I wouldn't say no to both." You smiled at him. "Thanks, Shaun. You've been…really cool about all this and--"

"Hey, don't even mention it. I'm just glad we get to be buds. Honestly I was convinced that after the whole thing with my shoot that Loki was gonna mess with me every time he saw me even go near the door--"

"There you go again with your Loki conspiracy theories," you groaned. "I'm telling you. You're seeing things that aren't there."

"And I'm telling you that you're refusing to see things that are there," he shot back, an amused smile stretching across his face, chuckling as you rolled your eyes at him. "Tell you what. I'll prove it." He picked up your mug and started walking out the studio. "Gimme two minutes." 

"What in the actual--" you muttered to the now empty studio, shrugging off Shaun's latest antic and opting instead to start picking at the savory pastry he brought for you. Not two minutes later, a thrill ran up your spine as the next voice you heard was definitively not Shaun's.

"Y/N?" You were helpless against the smile that tugged at the corners of your mouth when you looked up and caught sight of Loki walking into your studio, your little Heckers & Salutations coffee mug looking smaller than it actually was in his hand. "Xu had to attend to something with Lang and my brother and it seems he'd forgotten that he was supposed to bring this back to you," he explained as he placed the mug back on your desk next to your plate.

"Thanks," you squeaked, trying to consolidate him being here with what Shaun said about 'proving it'. Before you thought too hard about it, however, you stopped yourself. As beautiful a picture it would be if the god loved you back, it was nothing more than that. A beautiful picture. A tantalizing dream.

"Darling?" Your heart thumped in your  chest at the nickname. "Are you alright?" You looked up at him, trying desperately to hide the longing in your eyes before his keen observance caught sight of it, answering him wordlessly with a nod. "You seem…apprehensive," he prodded, concern seeping into his tone as he perched himself on to the stool next to you and gingerly taking your hand in his. "Is it your morning appointment?"

Dammit, how did he know? you hissed inwardly. You nodded slowly again. "It's--stupid, I know. It's just…ever since Scott told me about 'the Serum boys' I haven't exactly known how to…" You struggled to find the words as his thumb started to rub the back of your hand in slow circles. "I don't know how to act around them…with them. Because I don't know if they would misunderstand that for reciprocation. It's not exactly the easiest thing being around someone you know has feelings for you that you don't feel the same way for. Just like how it's agonizing to be around someone you dohave feelings for when you know that they don't see you that way, nor will they ever and--and I'm rambling, uhm…sorry," you mumbled into your coffee.

You felt a lump in your throat as he gently touched his fingers to your chin, tilting your head to look at him. "You aren't stupid for having your reservations. Unreciprocated affections can turn one into something else entirely, and while I dare not assume that it would happen to anyone on this team, I would not rule it out, either." His hand squeezed yours slightly before he spoke again. "If at any point in this morning's appointment, or any of your appointments, you begin to feel a disquiet  in you, I will be right outside. Just call for me."

Your heart began to swell at his words. "Really? You'd do that?" 

His other hand moved from your chin to tuck your hair behind your ear. "Darling, I've been there this entire time." 

"So you believe me yet?" 

You looked at Shaun as he gave you a little smug smile as he helped you setting up the plain light-colroed backdrop as well as draping a large black tablecloth over a table for Steve's shoot. "I don't wanna talk about it. Maybe you're on to something and I've been stupidly blind. Maybe you're not and you're just having a bad case of shipper brain. I'm just trying to get through this shoot, Xu." 

"Right right," he muttered, his smile fading. "You want me to check up on you? Like maybe half an hour after the shoot starts?" 

"Holy shit you'd do that?" Relief began to flood your system knowing that you didn't have to find a way to go outside and call for Loki, making up some excuse to even exit your studio if ever things went south in this shoot. 

"Yeah, Scopes, of course! We're buds now. We gotta look out for each other." He threw his arm around your shoulder and pulled you into a playful headlock. "I'll put on a timer after he gets here. When the timer goes off I'll head over here with some lame excuse about lunch or something and if you're in need of help, give me this hand signal…" He pounded the table with his fist once, then snapped his fingers, and did a shaka sign. "Do that, and I'll call in the big guns." 

"Wait. Big guns, you mean--"

"God-tier backup. The kind that's been stationed outside your studio day in and day out making sure you're okay." You rolled your eyes at him again. "Just calling it like I see it." 

You jumped at the sound of a knock on your studio, bringing you back to the present moment. "Right then. Looks like it's time," you told Shaun with the most cheerful tone you could muster. "Start that timer, please," you muttered as softly as you could, your tension easing when you saw him do exactly that on his phone. 

"Relax, Y/N," he told you softly, patting your head. "We're right outside. Everything's gonna be fine." With that, he let you go and walked out your studio as you were walking back to your desk to finish your coffee.

"Hey, Scopes," you heard Steve greet you as you were drinking your coffee. "Or should I say…heckers and salutations," he finished with a chuckle as he motioned toward your mug. 

"Mmmph, no--" you protested. "That just sounds weird when someone actually says the words. Too old-timey. Even for you." 

Your words made him break out in a hearty laugh, but something in the sound felt too strained to you. He sounded something akin to a schoolgirl flirting with the quarterback trying to laugh at his joke in order to stroke his ego. So that maybe later she could stroke something else after the game.

It didn't sit right with you. But regardless, you made an effort to seem like you paid his attempts at stroking your ego no mind. Making it obvious that you were unfazed by his reactions, his presence.

"That was a good one, Y/N," he sighed as you put the strap of your camera over your neck, giving you one of his well-practiced Captain America smiles that always had his fangirls swooning where they stood. "So it's as naked as I'm comfortable with, right?" 

You swallowed hard, willing the lump in your throat to ebb. "Yup. I'll--turn around. Lemme know when you're ready." 

He took a step toward you as he untucked his button down shirt from his slacks. "I'm comfortable with whatever you're comfortable with," he told you with a seemingly good-natured smile. 

The whole sequence had a knot of tension settling in your stomach, slowly moving higher and higher as if you were about to retch and see your breakfast again. You strived to maintain your composure and answered him with a tight-lipped smile. "That's not how this works, Captain. I don't determine the degree of nakedness you're supposed to be comfortable with around me. That's all you. I just take the pictures." 

He looked at you with eyes that were teeming with fulsome intent as he undid the buttons of his shirt. "Then I suppose this shouldn't be an issue, since I hope that after today I could be quite comfortable with you." 

Those words sent a chill down your spine. "Excuse me?" you trembled, your voice suddenly dwindling down to something that could be likened to a church mouse. 

"Y/N, I'm sure that by now you know that I like you." You could have sworn the temperature dropped a good ten degrees as the words escaped him, goosebumps breaking out all over your arms as you were suddenly filled with this urge to run. 

If you did, though, would he block your way? And if he did, then what? 

The answer came to you awfully fast. I would scream. Loki's right outside. He'll hear me. 

You took a deep breath, your hands gripping your camera tighter in an attempt to get them to stop shaking. "Listen, Cap--"

"Please, Cookie, call me Steve." Something in you recoiled at the nickname he'd taken to calling you. There were only a few names you were partial to being called. Tweety by those close to you. Scopes to the rest of the world.

The exception to that rule being Loki, the only one whose head you didn't want to chop off whenever he called you Darling. 

This name, however…this one you had to nip at the bud. Nobody deserved to be called that…unless they actually wanted to be. 

"Captain," you insisted. "I'm aware of what Tony told you guys…about me having feelings for someone on the team. And, while I am flattered that you found yourself attracted to me…I'm sorry but I just…" You sighed, deciding you  had to rip off the bandaid in one go instead of tiptoeing your way around what you eventually had to tell him anyway. "I just don't feel the same," you said in a rush.

Your urge to flee grew stronger as his confident smile faded into a grim line on his face and he assumed an almost combative stance like he used in the training rooms or in the field, straightening his stance and squaring his shoulders. "It's not me?" he asked, his tone coated with incredulity. 

"It's not," you pressed on. "Listen, you're attractive and I'm sure the good-natured boy scout thing with the blond hair blue eyes clean shaven look does it for so many women, but…just not me." As his eyes darkened when you uttered those last words, you felt the need to murmur, "Sorry." 

"And you're sure?" 

"Pretty sure," you shot back, doing your best to bite back the sarcasm you usually would have answered that with. "I'm sure you'll find someone." You tried to take on a more comforting tone, as if you were trying to console a friend, even though at this moment he felt like anything but.

"Why?" The tone he'd taken on had become interrogative, demanding an answer instead of deflection, and it inevitably irritated you that he was acting this way.

"Because you're not my type," you answered with a bit more bite in your tone, the irritation seeping into every word. "I'm in love with someone else. And I'm sure that's hard to understand for someone who's so used to girls just falling all over him ever since you put on the stars and stripes, but you don't have to understand it. You just have to respect it." 

"So who is it then?" 

"That's none of your business." You were beginning to find your voice again; your body, however, still wanted to shrink. Or flee. Anything other than freeze, but you found that that was all you could do. "Your only business is that it's not you--"

"There's five of them left." You willed your face to remain expressionless other than the visible annoyance upon the assumption that he was about to list them all down trying to get you to tell him who he "lost" to. "Is it Sam?" 

You kept quiet.

"Banner?" You fought the urge to roll your eyes at his childishness. "Bucky?! Did I really just lose again to my best friend?" 

"Captain, stop this," you tried to plead with him. "Come on, be mature about this. Let's just take your picture, and we can move forward from this." 

"Is it Strange? It's the facial hair, isn't it? Or the magic?" You sighed sharply. You willed the time to go faster, for Shaun to check up on you already. "Ohh for heaven's sake!" He circled around in place, hands on his hips, taking a few more steps toward you when he faced your way again. "It's Laufeyson!" 

You couldn't stop yourself. Your neck twitched at the sound of his name.

"Jesus Christ, Y/N, really?! The guy hates everyone! He even hates his own brother. He destroyed so much--"

"He brought you all together," you hissed. "He gave you all the chance to be informed. To be prepared. Tell me, Captain. Do you genuinely believe that if he hadn't come here in 2012 and you hadn't all come together that first time, that the world would have stood a chance when Thanos attacked?" 

"Every member of this team was on this world long before Loki landed on Earth," he argued petulantly. 

"Yes. But you wouldn't have been a team," you bit  back. "Nobody in this team would be here right now. I  wouldn't be here right now because there wouldn't even have been a team to work with. So don't you go around parading your high morals telling me that his destructions outweigh his contributions. He has made amends for his indiscretions time and time again, so nobody is in any right to hold the events from ten years ago over his head." 

"So it really is him, huh? You wouldn't defend him like this if it wasn't." 

"Yes I would." You tilted your chin up defiantly at him. "I don't like bullies." 

With the look on his face, you may as well have slapped him with those words. "I'm not--"

"Hey, Y/N…" You looked toward the door to see Shaun with a poorly veiled concerned look on his face. "Just checking to see if the shoot's gonna be done soon and ask if you wanna check out that new Mexican place that opened a few blocks from here. I've got a craving for some chimichangas." 

You plastered the most casual smile you could muster on your face as you answered him. "Uhh…yeah, we should be done in a bit." You gave him the hand signal, making his eyes widen the slightest with clear alarm. "I'll see you when we're done." 

"Sure thing, Scopes…" he trailed off, the tremor in his voice so evident to you as he backed away from the door. "Captain." 

"Xu," Steve answered him with a practiced smile, giving a salute his way. Then he turned back to you, his stance rife with defensiveness after your last words towards him. "I'm not a bully, Y/N. I just can't understand for the life of me why you would choose him--"

"What? Over you?" you fumed. "And for the record, I am not choosing anyone. I'm in love with someone. Okay? They're on the team. And other than that, it's nobody's business. Your only business is that it's not  you. So can we please just take your picture and we can move on from this?" 

"So you won't even consider anyone--"

"I believe the lady already turned you down, Rogers." Relief flooded your system at the sound of Loki's voice floating into the studio, the sound of the cadence of his steps nearly feeling like a warm blanket fighting away the chills that had broken out throughout the course of this exchange. 

"Stay out of this, Laufeyson. This is between me and Y/N." 

"Based on what I heard from this exchange, there is no 'you and Y/N'," the god shot back, placing a hand on your shoulder, choosing to maintain a considerable distance from you. "And as far as I know, this is her studio. Her space. She's told me that I am welcome to stop by throughout the duration of this project. The only one with the authority to send me out of here is her." He turned his gaze away from the veteran and towards you. "Do you wish for me to leave?" he asked you in a comparatively softer tone.

Your immediate answer was of course you didn't, but you knew that he didn't particularly like spending his time around other people; hell, he barely tolerated spending time with his own brother. Why would he want to pass his time with you? "I don't wanna trouble you," you muttered in response. 

"Sweetheart," he sighed, your heart jolting at the new nickname. "You could never trouble me." 

"Then I'd like you to stay," you said quietly, the lump remaining in your throat but now for an entirely different reason. Was he really so willing to stay with you through another shoot after he'd just done so yesterday? Was that actually a sliver of affection in his tone earlier as he called you Sweetheart? 

Holy fuck. Was Shaun right? 

His brows furrowed as he moved his hand from your shoulder to your upper arm, surely feeling the goosebumps that erupted from your exchange with the persistent Captain. "You're cold," he whispered, moving quickly to shrug off his cardigan and place it on your shoulders before rubbing his hands up and down your upper arms over the thick fabric. It was all you could do not to sigh and lean in to his touch. 

The sound of an impatient huff brought you back to reality. "So can we please just return to the matter at hand, Captain?" you addressed Steve again, noting the visible irritation radiating from him as he kept his gaze fixed on you and Loki. "If you could just go over to that table in the black set, and we can get started."

"Y/N, I just don't get it," he said with a raised voice, spinning in his spot again. "I'm a good guy—"

"Everyone on this team is a good guy," you pressed on. You raised an eyebrow at him as you emphasized, "Everyone."

He glared at you, then at Loki. "I'm a gentleman!"

"Not today, you're not, you little punk." Your gaze turned to the door to find Bucky sending a severely disappointed look Steve's way. "If you really were you wouldn't have to shout it at the top of your lungs, people would just know." He turned to look at you. "Scopes, I'm really sorry if I knew he was going to behave like this I would have stationed myself as his parole officer." 

"It's alright," you answered him. "Like you said, Bucky, you didn't know." 

"Steve, do what she says," the metal-armed assassin instructed the now sulking Captain. "You've wasted enough of her time with your entitlement." When the Captain finally followed, you could feel the remainder of the tension leaving your body, feeling infinitely more relieved by the moment knowing that this particular shoot would soon be over. 

The shoot itself didn't last fifteen minutes, the awkward atmosphere creating an environment that was so tense you could almost feel that the two super soldiers just wanted to exit the studio as soon as possible. You faintly heard remnants of Bucky conversing with Loki, thanking the god for calling him as soon as he'd heard about Steve acting out. 

The information took you aback. He'd approached Bucky? Voluntarily? You were always under the impression that he found the two soldiers intolerable, that he would rather sit through one of Tony's self-aggrandizing two and a half hour long speeches than be in a five minute conversation with either of them. 

"Alright, I think I have what I need," you said loudly for the benefit of everyone in the room, standing up and walking away from the set you'd prepped with Shaun not even two hours earlier so that you wouldn't have to look at Steve a moment longer than necessary. With those goddamn puppy eyes that were putting you through an unwarranted guilt trip even though he was most definitely the one who should feel guilty for making you feel like you needed the backup of his best friend and your--

And Loki. Not 'your' anything. Just Loki, you thought bitterly. 

In the end, Bucky ended up choosing the shot that would go on for the July layout, reasoning that the Captain shouldn't be anywhere near you until he's had a chance to cool down and realize that he most definitely owed you an apology for cornering & interrogating you the way he did. And that he owed Loki an apology for shit talking him behind his back, too.

"I'm really sorry again for Steve's behavior, Scopes." Bucky's tone had been rife with remorse and secondhand embarrassment as he lightly nudged at your shoulder with his hand. 

"Your bestie needs to learn how to handle rejection," you remarked, giving him a small smile to show him that you didn't hold anything against him for how the other super soldier had chosen to act around you. "I'll uhh…see you in a few days for your shoot?" 

"You can count on it." He pointed a finger at Steve. "You. Training Room. We're gonna spar. Give me a reason to beat some sense into your idiotic head." 

After grabbing lunch with Shaun, Nat, and Wanda, it was time for Sam's shoot. That had gone exceptionally better than your previous appointment. No checkups and no backup needed, just two friends laughing away the entire shoot and the entire premise of Tony's proposition toward the other models. 

"Can you imagine their disappointment if I go out and tell them 'I win y'all!'?" he pondered, chuckling as he posed for another picture in the same set that Steve had been in this morning. "Nah…Horns would probably rip my head off and mount it on his wall if I did." 

"Come on," you grumbled from behind your camera, giving him a hand signal to turn slightly to his right. "Loki wouldn't do that." Although from the aura he had during the exchange with Steve earlier, you were almost convinced that he would. "What would he care if it was you?" 

"Uhh…Tweety, he'd care," he insisted. "Because it would mean that it's not him." 

"Alright, Big Bird, what aren't you telling me?" 

"Do you honestly not know that ever since this entire thing started, he's been in the front of the group whenever the shoot ended? Looking like he refuses to let oxygen enter his cocky ass lungs until whoever walked out tells us all that it's not them?" You furrowed your eyebrows together in confusion. "Motherfucker you really didn't, huh?" 

"Dude you kinda sounded like Fury for a second there. I mean…I never heard him say the word, but it kinda feels like something he'd say when he's alone, you know?" 

"Don't avoid the question, Tweety. You really didn't know that that's what's been going on these last few days?" You shook your head at him as you signaled for him to stand by the window instead, letting the wall of the studio be his backdrop instead, which he quickly complied with. "Y/N if I didn't know that you had it bad for him, I'd feel sorry for the guy." 

"Wait wait, hold up." You put your camera down on the ground so that you could give him a proper look. "You know?" 

"You're obvious," he said simply. "At least to me. And I just want you to know this. If his shoot comes up and he doesn't take the opportunity to shoot his shot? That's his mistake. Just don't make the same one." 

"What do you mean?" 

"I mean, little Tweety bird, if he tries to be all proper Asgardian gentleman on his shoot, it's on you to climb him like those trees you always do when we're on a mission, and go for the kill shot." He emphasized his point by bucking his hips and making a slapping motion with his hand, making you break out in a maniacal bout of laughter.

"You fucking dork."  

Hearing your laugh bleeding through the closed door simultaneously made Loki's heart swell and ache as he sat outside waiting for Wilson to exit your space despite him already knowing that the outcome of this shoot would be a negative as well, based on his conversation this early morning with his brother.

On the one hand, he was relieved that your mood had taken a turn for the better once your appointment with Rogers had concluded. And hearing evidence that this current appointment was much more lighthearted than the last had him breathing easier for it meant that he need not be concerned for your safety while you were alone with the veteran soldier.

On the other, however, hearing your laugh made him ache and yearn for you, finding himself once again wishing that whenever he found himself alone with you, the atmosphere did not feel as heavy as it always did. As if you felt that if  you spoke one word out of line he would cut you down. It made him wonder if that sliver of hope that he was holding on to that he'd be the one you so boldly stated in Rogers' face that you were in love with was truly him holding on to nothing.

He found himself picturing how completely shattered his heart would be once Strange's appointment came up and the vain former Midgardian healer turned sorcerer emerged from your studio, a triumphant smile on his face, as he declared for the entirety of the team that you were his. Would he be able to handle seeing you the next day, on his appointment? How comfortable would he be around the very woman who'd unknowingly destroyed him? Would he even tell you about his affection? 

No, he answered himself resolutely. He would keep his emotions a secret if that be the case. He would wish you well, and hope that the sorcerer would treat you with the respect and devotion you deserved. 

"I only wish for you to be safe and happy," he muttered into the emptiness of the common area. "Even if you do not find that with me, my love." 

A/N: Never thought I'd be writing Steve with them "I'm a nice guy!" vibes and yet here we are…whew. 🥴

Next 2 chapters will be written by Mochie and I can confirm…there's an extra little surprise for the next chapter that'll have us all 🤣 in our seats

Now…I'm off to write for the requests pile again because I'd like to have some good progress done on this before requests open up again in less than 230 followers 😳👀

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[those-late-night-feels]

Unexpected

Part 1

Word count: 1614

Summary: As the personal assistant to the Avengers, you love your job. But when a certain someone joins, he starts to drive you crazy.

Another Saturday headed back into the office. Working as a personal assistant for the Avengers, you had very demanding work hours and basically no social life outside of the tower. Fortunately, Tony Stark paid you well for your service. If anyone needed anything–intel, a new identity, personal items, what have you–you were their first point of contact. Today was no different as Happy had told you to have an apartment set up in the 6B wing and to be on hand for any further instruction.

You looked the epitome of professional: low tight bun, a white button up blouse, black straight skirt with a slit running up the back, and dark heels. You prided yourself on the Avengers being able to rely on you when needed. And while you might not be able to kick ass physically, you got shit done.

Riding the elevator up to the helipad with Happy, you met Tony as he was just exiting his helicopter.

"Good morning, Mr. Stark," you greeted him.

"Is it a good morning, y/n?" he asked, continuing at a determined pace to the elevator doors while your heels clicked behind him. It was not unusual that while Tony was in the tower, you played his shadow. "I think it would be a much better morning if I were laying on a beach, sipping mai tai's while Happy plays cabana boy."

"Shall I have that arranged for you, sir?" you asked while side-eyeing Happy who rolled his eyes. You started to pull up cabana huts in Tahiti on your tablet while riding the elevator back down to the main lobby. With Tony, anything was possible.

He sighed. "Not today. Maybe after Reindeer Games goes back to the other side of the moon."

You laughed to yourself, understanding Tony's dislike of Thor's adopted brother. When Thor had brought his brother back down to Earth after their battle with Hela and all but demanded that Loki join the team, you just about choked on the tea you were sipping on. After the destruction he had caused, the pain he inflicted on multiple people you knew, now he was going to join the very team he had fought against? But, ever the professional, you kept your lips zipped and did as you were told. You had not been hired by Tony to give your opinion.

Reviewing the details of the agenda Happy had put together on your tablet, you followed behind the two men.

"Tony! Happy! All together again," a large Nordic voice bellowed in the lobby of the tower. You looked up to see the blonde man who towered over you, a large smile on his face. "Lady y/n, nice to see you again as well."

"Good morning, Thor," you greeted while typing on the screen of your tablet to make sure everything was ready.

"Yes, yes, together again at last. What a joyous occasion. And where shall my modest accommodations be?"

You looked behind Happy, who blocked your view of the new voice. But even without seeing his face, you knew whose sarcastic, entitled voice it was.

Tony clenched his jaw, no doubt holding himself back from calling for one of his specialty Iron Man metal gloves to punch Loki in the face you assumed.

"I see much hasn't changed. Thor, please make sure your maniac of a brother behaves himself while on this planet or I can get Hulk on speed dial for round two." Tony motioned to you. "Miss Y/L/N will be able to get you settled. I have to be…literally anywhere but here."

Tony put on his sunglasses and walked out the front door, Happy trailing behind him. Ever the drama queen, you thought, watching as he sauntered up the road.

Clearly you would be in charge of this little charade.

"Gentlemen, this way please," you stated and took the lead to the all glass elevator, inserting your badge to take you all to the suite levels where the Avengers stayed when need be. You passed a badge to both of the Asgardian men, explaining that this would be their badge to both clear security and access their main apartment on 6B.

Entering the main lounge area, you showed them the many over the top features and rooms. "Any questions?"

"And where might I find your chambers?" Loki asked you, a glint in his eyes. "If I am in need of something later."

Feeling slightly caught off guard, but holding your facial expression in check, you answered him cooly. "I am not on site after hours. If you need anything, you can buzz me on this," you said, offering him a cell phone. "My number is listed under Y/n. If I am unavailable, I will have someone on site assist you."

Loki took the cell phone and considered it. He was certainly not the first agent to hit on you, and you knew how to deal with their remarks and flirts. "Is there anything else I can get you gentlemen before I leave?"

Thor shook his head. "Thank you y/n. Helpful as always."

Loki walked with you to the elevator door. "So if I need anything at all, I just push this button and you come?" he asked, raising an eyebrow.

"Anything within reason," you answered, pressing the elevator button.

He hummed. "Indeed."

*****

Saying that the following week was eventful would have been an understatement. The Asgardian gods were making sure you worked for that paycheck, with Loki making the majority of the requests. Exotic foods, lavish accessories, expensive alcohol. He would offer to share with you in the refinements–a glass of French champagne, oysters from Malta, chocolate covered strawberries –but each time you would politely decline his advances.

The one time you denied his request was for weapons not sanctioned by Tony.

As you packed up your bag for the night, looking forward to a warm bubble bath and a trashy novel, your cell buzzed on the desk. "You've got to be fucking kidding me," you mumbled to yourself.

Without even looking you knew it was him. He had been doing this almost every night, right before you were about to leave. You'd once sent a junior agent up to assist in your stead, and he persisted with calling until you actually picked up. "If I wanted a mediocre assistant to be sent up to me, I would have called Stark."

You rolled your eyes at his childishness. "Loki, you called me four times today. During any of those times, you could have brought up whatever you needed now. I am no longer available. Either be thankful for the agent I sent up to you or call me in the morning."

You clicked your phone off before he could respond. It was evident that boundaries were not something he had been taught, and now he was doing it again. Well, fine, apparently you would teach him about boundaries yourself.

Fuming with annoyance, you jammed the elevator button for his floor, running lines in your head about him abusing your role to the Avengers and giving you a little more respect. The more you thought about it, the more you were ready to chew him out.

You stormed into his suite, ready to give him a piece of your mind. "Loki, this has got to stop," you said, opening his door without knocking. "You are….oh my God, Loki!"

You covered your eyes and turned around. But not before seeing him standing there completely in the nude.

"Loki, what are you doing?!" you screeched.

"Well, I was enjoying the privacy of my own room until a moment ago."

You cringed. Of course this would be happening, and somehow it would be your fault. If it weren't for the fact that Tony absolutely hated Loki, you would most likely be fired. But there was still a good chance that a reprimand would be in order, as well as sexual harassment training.

"I– I'm sorry," you stammered in your humiliation, your back still turned to him. "I'll just go."

"But you just got here," he said as you motioned toward the door.

"And so anxious," he chuckled. "No, I think you should stay."

He placed a hand on top of yours as you reached for the door knob. In your peripheral vision, you could see that he was still naked, and you stared up at the ceiling in an attempt to not be tempted to look at….well, him.

His laugh was dark, like he was in on a secret you wouldn't understand. "Do I make you nervous, pet?"

You pursed your lips. This was not how this meeting was supposed to go. He caught you off guard and flustered you. You were fucking y/n y/l/n, assistant to the fucking Avengers, hired personally by Tony fucking Stark. And this asshole was trying to get under your skin. No, you would not stand for this. He would not have the upper hand.

Crossing your arms, you turned until your eyes were locked on his. "No, Loki. The only person in this room who should feel nervous right now is you. Because if you take one more step toward me, I will pin every goddamn Avenger on you in a heartbeat."

You reached for the door and turned the knob. "Put some fucking clothes on before you embarrass yourself."

The look on his face showed that this was not the reaction he had been anticipating. And then, the darkest smile you had ever seen bloomed on his face.

You strode down the hall, leaving his door ajar, not looking back. Boom. Boom. Boom. Your heart pounded in your chest.

Part 2

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[michelleleewise]

Frozen Hearts

Pairing: Loki x reader

Warnings: self esteem issues, swearing, mentions of blood (not graphic)

Summary: you decide to text Matt back, as things with you and loki take an odd turn

Part 4-

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You rolled over on your bed staring at the ceiling. You looked at the clock seeing it was almost afternoon. You sighed "Well, I can't hide forever." You said to yourself as you threw the blankets off. Deciding you were done feeling sorry for yourself you got up and got dressed, wincing as you put your shirt on remembering the tea incident with Loki. You knew he saw your stomach, the look on his face said it all. But you weren't going to let it get to you.

You grabbed your phone seeing Matt had massaged you again asking you to lunch so you could talk. You sighed replying that you would and told him where. Maybe he did feel bad. "I should atleast give him a chance to talk." You thought to yourself as you put your phone in your pocket and headed for the kitchen. You walked in seeing Loki, shirtless with his green sweatpants on. They didn't leave much to the imagination. You glanced at him but didn't say anything as you made your way to get coffee.

You sat on the barstool sipping your coffee as Loki looked at you. You opted to avoid talking to him, maybe he'd forget about it. You heard him clear his throat and braced for what he was about to say. "Y/n listen, i.." He started when another voice shot through the kitchen "Lookkkiiiiiii baby why did you leave!?" She screeched hurting your ears. Looking up to see a tall blonde girl in only a shirt that looked like his running up kissing him. You'd seen her before, apparently she frequented Loki's room. You rolled your eyes and sipped your coffee. Suddenly she was next to you looking at you. "Umm can I help you?" You asked looking at her. Her hair was a mess, her face coated in makeup and was that.....glitter? "Hiii, I'm Candy, what's your name?" She asked holding her hand out. "Hi, I'm y/n." You said shaking her hand.

"So you and my Loki work together?" She asked sitting next you. "Umm, yes we do." You said looking at her then to Loki. "Love, why don't you go back to the room, I'll be there in a second." He said looking between us. The way he said love made a shiver down your spine. "So, Candy, what do you do for a living?" You asked her then looking at Loki. "That's not important y/n." He said starting to round the counter "Oh, I'm a dancer." She said smiling. "Oh, like ballroom, or classical?" You asked. "Oh no, exotic." She smiled. You looked at Loki who was holding his face in his hand. She was actually pretty nice so you nodded and let it go. You heard several voices coming towards the kitchen and braced yourself as the whole team came in, eyeing the three of you.

"Whose this?" You heard Tony ask. "Oh, she's Loki's guest." You piped in. "Brother, I didn't know you had a lady friend." Thor said slapping his back. You could see the embarrassment on his face as eveyone gathered around them. You sipped your coffee as she introduced herself to eveyone. You heard her tell them she was an exotic dancer and saw the confusion on Thor's face as nat whispered something in his ear. You smiled at the hell Loki was going to get and took a drink as Thor asked "what is a stipper?" You spit your coffee out as everyone looked at you. "Sorry, I have to go." You said quickly getting up leaving.

You made it to the Cafe and Matt waved you over. "Y/n, listen. I know what I said was hurtful and uncalled for." He said looking down. "And I do respect your decision to wait, I was frustrated but I should have never taken it out on you." He said looking up. He was wearing contacts today so his blue eyes shined a bit brighter. He grabbed your hand "I care about you alot, and I'll never make you feel that way again. I just hope you can forgive me." He said looking into your eyes. "Matt, when I'm ready I will tell you, im just not there yet." You said looking down. "I know, and I'm truly sorry, it won't happen again." He said squeezing your hand. You nodded and smiled at him as he smiled back. "What would you like for lunch dear?" He asked handing you the menu.

You finished your date with Matt and headed back to the tower. The sun was starting to go down and the orange and purples spread across the sky. You were about to go into the tower as the door flung open and smacked you in the face. "Oh shit, I'm so sorry!" You heard as you held your nose as the blood flowed. "Here, take this." She said handing you a cloth. You looked down seeing Candy. "Hey, headed out?" You asked as your nose throbbed. "Yeah, Loki said I needed to leave, he got all weird when I told him I loved him" she said looking at you. "Oh, I'm sorry. He's......complicated." you said looking at her. "He loves me too, I know he does, he just doesn't know it yet" she said with a big smile. "OK, she's crazy" you thought stepping around her. "Well I better get inside, I'll see you around." You said heading inside "tell him I love him." She called out. "I will." You called back to her.

You made it to your floor and headed to the kitchen for an ice pack. You cleaned your face off in the sink, grabbing some paper towels you went and sat on the couch and put the ice on your nose. You put your feet up on the table and leaned back, letting the cold seep into your nose. "What happened to you?" You heard someone making you jump, seeing Loki in the chair in the corner you sighed "how long have you been there?" You asked tilting your head back. "Since before you came in, now what happened to your face?" He asked more sternly. "Your girlfriend is what happened." You sighed hearing him get up.

"Did she hit you?" He asked coming to stand behind you, you tilted your eyes back to look at him "no, when she left she hit me in the face with the door." You said looking up at him "Oh, and she loves you." You added to irritate him. He closed his eyes and shook his head "she is not my girlfriend, and I do not love her, that's why I asked her to leave." He said. You put your hands up "Hey, not my business what you and the strippers get up to." You said. You swore you heard him laugh. "Let me see your face." He said coming up next to you. "No, it's fine" you said not moving. "Could you not be stubborn for one second and let me see." He said sitting next to you. You rolled your eyes removing the ice pack looking at him.

You saw his hand moved towards your face and went to move when he grabbed your arm "hold still." He said sternly, his tone sending a shiver down your spine as you sat back and looked at him. You felt his fingers move down the bridge of your nose, squeezing a little making you wince. "Well it doesn't appear to be broken." He said, his fingers moving down "but you did split your lip open." He said as you felt his fingers brush across your lip. You couldn't help stare at his face, his pale skin, dramatic cheekbones, the lines on his forehead where he furrowed his eyebrows. Suddenly his eyes shot up to yours, the intense green in his eyes drawing you in. You felt heat rise in cheeks as his fingers moved across your cheek to your neck.

"Brother!" Thor bellowed making you jump. Realizing how close you and Loki had gotten you cleared your throat and moved back. "Y/n, how are you?" Thor asked walking over. You jumped up looking at Loki "me, I'm good, I'm just gonna, I have to um, goodnight!" You yelled heading to your room. You shut the door before collapsing on the bed. "Did I almost kiss Loki? No, he almost kissed me." You said to yourself. You got changed and got in bed. Staring at the ceiling you couldn't stop thinking about it. No he hates me? He was just being nice? You thought. You rolled over closing your eyes, but couldn't help wonder what his lips would feel like on yours....

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[trashywormeateroffics]

The right universe.

Summary: After Y/N's life turns upside down, she's full of grief. Somehow, one day, she manages to travel to the MCU, where she meets her favorite characters, including a certain god who seems willing to establish a friendship with her. Suddenly she's enwrapped in this new world, where everything she loved in a screen is now reality. How will she react? Will she be able to deal with the ghosts that haunt her? Or will she let them consume her? Will she be open to accept the love she is offered? Read to find out!

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Category: F/M.

Relationships: Loki/reader.

Characters: Wanda Maximoff, Pietro Maximoff, Sam Wilson (Marvel), James "Bucky" Barnes, Vision (Marvel), Tony Stark, Natasha Romanov (Marvel), Stephen Strange, Nick Fury, Maria Hill, Bruce Banner, Thor (Marvel), Clint Barton, Steve Rogers, Peter Parker, other minor appearances of other characters but these are the main ones, Pepper Potts, Loki (Marvel).

Additional tags: Loki/reader - Freeform, Avenger Loki (Marvel), Loki & Tony Stark Friendship, Fluff, Fluff and Angst, Fluff and Smut, Tooth-Rotting Fluff, Fluffyfest, Slow Burn, Friends to Lovers, Mutual Pining, Pining a lot because we love to suffer, Domestic Avengers, Tony Stark Has A Heart, Tony Stark is a parental figure, Natasha Romanov Is a Good Bro, Everyone is a good bro, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, y/n, After Infinity War but no one died and the purple bitch was defeated, Missions, Y/N is a universe traveller, Grief, Therapy, Protective Loki (Marvel), Loki in love.

MASTERLIST OF THE STORY

Chapter 6: A raven haired god. 

Thor was in New Asgard, awaiting the arrival of someone he missed immensely.

“Brother!” The blond exclaimed when Loki appeared in a green shimmer and ran to him, enveloping him in a tight hug.

“I. Can't. Breathe.” The god said while his brother was squeezing him.

“Right, sorry.” He said letting go. “So, how was the trip around the realms huh?”

“I'll tell you after I shower.”

“Of course, I convinced Stark to give you the biggest room in the structure, he even decorated the room with your colors!”

“Oh, how kind of him.” Loki said, his tone dripping with sarcasm. Even after fighting against Thanos with them, they still didn't trust him enough to let him free of their invigilation.

“Don't be like that, they were all kind enough to accept you into their home, after New York.” He hated being reminded of it, but there was nothing he could do about it.

They got into the quinjet that the avengers tended to lend the blonde Asgardian to travel back and forth from New Asgard and made their way to the compound.

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Standing in front of the big glass doors, Loki felt anxious, but of course, he hid it perfectly well behind an expressionless mask.

“Now remember, be nice.” He looked at his older brother with a mocking expression and the other one sighed. “As nice as you can be. Please. Specifically to-”

“Yes, yes. You've told me already, the new mortal.” His brother was very insistent on this new asset in the team, Y/N, if he recalled well. Apparently she was some sort of universe traveller and had some powers, but Thor was very adamant about him being kind to her, for reasons unknown to him. But he didn't care, mostly.

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Y/N was sitting at the counter in the kitchen chatting with Nat and Bruce when Thor appeared in the doorway. He had been gone for three weeks, taking care of some things in New Asgard.

“Thor!” She jumped from her seat and went to him to wrap her arms around him, and in response he hugged her tighter and lifted her off the floor.

“Lady Y/N! I missed you!” He exclaimed.

“I missed you too, Thunderboy!” She said as he put her down. Peeking behind him, she saw God. Well, not God per se, but a god. A certain god she knew very well, even though he did not know her at all.

“Thor,” she paused. “That is Loki.” She ended the sentence matter-of-factly pointing to him. The raven haired god lifted his eyebrows in question but was startled when she smiled the brightest smile he had ever seen. To him. The others just nodded in his direction and left.

“Yes, Lady Y/N, my brother Loki. Loki, Lady Y/N.” Thor introduced them.

“Hi! It's so nice to meet you!” She said nervously. He just gave a nod. “Aren't the others going to welcome him?” She asked Thor but the face he gave her told her everything she needed to know. “Right,” she said sheepishly.

“Lady Y/N, why don't you show my brother to his room, it is the big one on your floor.”

“Sure! Um…” She was doubtful, perhaps she was afraid, Loki thought. “Come with me. Do you have any baggage or something?” She asked.

“I do not.” Not of clothes.

“Oh, okay.”

They got into the elevator and made their way to the floor where their rooms were. Y/N guided him along a hall and signaled to a dark wooden door.

“This is your room, mine is over there.” She pointed to a grey door at the beginning of the long hall. “We are the only ones on this floor, which is good, because everyone here is lovely but they tend to be very loud very early…” She chuckled and he cocked an eyebrow.

“How long have you been here?” He asked out of curiosity.

“Um,” she looked at the ceiling, thinking. “Six months, give or take.”

“And why did you come here?”

“I'll answer your questions once you get settled, you're probably tired.” He nodded, he knew she was telling the truth, she wasn't refusing to answer, yet she wasn't eager to do it.

“Right, yes.” He opened his door to reveal a big room, by midgardian standards. Before closing the door, the mortal, called him. The way she said his name made him shiver. He turned around impasible.

“Thor left a bag in the closet with some clothes in case you want to change and I put some books in the bag too that I think you could like, maybe… anyway, if you need anything, anything, either company or a water bottle, let me know.” She breathed, finally. “Oh! And welcome.” She gave him a shy but sweet smile. He bit his lip and narrowed his eyes, too many thoughts in his mind. But nonetheless, he decided to speak.

“Thank you.”

“No problem.”

And with that she left and he closed his door.

Soon enough, dinner was served at the dining table. Y/N came down last and saw that everyone was there, except for Loki. She waited until dinner finished, in case he came down later, but when he didn't she put some food on a plate and grabbed a tray.

“What are you doing?” Tony asked.

“Taking some food to Loki, he's probably hungry.”

“And what are you, his servant?” He said, his tone venomous.

“Stark, leave Lady Y/N alone. She's kind with everyone, let her be.” Thor said calmly but with a firm voice. “Thank you.” He said now looking at her. She smiled a shy and sweet smile, as she always did.

“Of course.”

After that, she left the dining room and went to the elevator. Walking nervously down the hall, she approached his door.

“Loki,” she called to him, unable to knock due to the tray in her hands. “It's Y/N, I brought you some food in case you were hungry.” No answer. “Loki? Are you there?” She asked now, confused, but then realized that perhaps he didn't want to see anyone. On the other side of the door, there was a very confused god. “Okay, I'll leave you the tray here, if you need anything just tell me.”

Right when she was turning around she heard the door open. A nervous Loki was standing in the doorway, with a long sleeved black shirt and dark grey sweatpants, but being a professional at hiding his feelings, all Y/N could see was a stoic god. Grabbing the food and then looking at her, he asked:

“Why?”

“What?” She asked, confused.

“Why did you do this and why do you keep telling me that if I need anything I can let you know? Are you planning to lure me in and then kill me mortal?” Y/N laughed and he was pleased with the sound.

“If I was planning to kill you I wouldn't tell you.” She said with the obvious. He gave a nod, agreeing.

“And the other question?” He asked, cocking an eyebrow.

“Loki, may I come in? Your food must be getting cold and this is an uncomfortable place to have a conversation.” He lifted his eyebrows, she was shy, that was obvious, but she was also honest, which battled with her shyness. ”I'll answer all your questions.”

He stepped aside and motioned for her to come in with a movement of his head. His room was big, much more bigger than hers, probably because Tony took in consideration that he was a prince.

“You may sit down, if you want to.” He pointed to the bed and she nodded timidly and sat at the edge of one side. He sat in front of her, with his back against the headboard and the tray on his legs. “Are you going to answer now?” If she wasnt so nervous about being in his room alone with him, she probably would have noticed the jokingness in his tone.

“Right.” She sighed. “So, I'm from another universe. The thing is, in that universe you all are characters from a movie franchise called Marvel.” He seemed confused but wanted to let her finish. “So since you are a character in the other universe and I've watched you in movies, I know a bit more about you than the others.” He nodded with furrowed eyebrows. “But the same goes with everyone else! I know a bit more about them than the rest, because I watched them in the movies.”

“I have a movie?” He asked, surprised.

“No,” she said sheepishly, “but you have a TV show!”

“Hm, so how does that answer what I asked you? Why are you kind to me?” He inquired, again.

“Loki, that is a weird question to ask. I'm kind to you because you are a… I was going to say person but… let's settle with being with a consciousness, and you deserve as much kindness as the others do. Also I know you, a little, and you're not… evil.” She finished the sentence and felt stupid for every word that came out of her mouth, she was about to apologize for ever opening it, until he smiled. It was brief, and she would have missed it if she blinked. But he smiled, and it was beautiful.

“So, a weird question huh?” He asked, now more relaxed.

“Yeah, why would you ask someone why they treat you with basic decency? Imagine going around and asking every person who doesn't kill you why they don't kill you!” She exclaimed, flailing her arms to make a point about how ridiculous it was. This time, he chuckled. He actually made a sound of contentment. Because of what she said.

They fell into a comfortable silence while he was eating until Y/N noticed a book on his nightstand.

“So, you chose Romeo and Juliet.”

“I did. Have you read it?” He put the tray aside and sat more comfortably.

“Yes, I did. What are your thoughts on it from what you've read?”

“Oh, I finished it.” He said nonchalantly.

“You what? What are you, a robot? You only got here today.” She said, shocked. He just shrugged with a small smile.

“I had nothing to do and it's a good piece of literature.”

“Okay, since you are a robot and finished it… tell me everything.” Her demand was innocent, she was clearly talking about the book. But Loki felt the compulsion to tell her everything.

“I quite enjoyed it. A tragic romance, who doesn't like those?”

“A tragic romance.” She drew out the words. “I just think it's tragic, maybe there is a bit of romance, but it's not the main plot.”

“How so?” He asked, intrigued.

“It's the story about two teenagers who were brought up in families where hate was more prominent than love, which in return made them fantasize about the perfect love, or what a lot of people call true love. So yes, there is romance, but the thing is, why is there romance? Why did they fall in love so quickly and so recklessly?” She looked deeply into his eyes, “I think it's because when all you know is hate and you find something that might just be love, you take it and you nurture it, no matter how fleeting it might actually be.”

He had the urge to just never speak again, to let what she said be the last thing. Yet, he realized, she was probably waiting for an answer.

“That is a beautiful reflection.” He said. She chuckled nervously. “I don't think I could add anything worthy of saying to that.”

“Thank you,” she told him. “I should probably go to my room now, I bothered you enough for one night.” She started to get up.

“Of course,” he responded.

Before she left down the hallway he called her.

“Mortal,” she turned around, “you didn't bother me, in fact, it was… not as dreadful as I thought it would be.” That was a lie, he never thought that she could be dreadful, yet he wasn't brave enough to tell her that. Y/N smiled.

“Goodnight Loki.”

“Goodnight mortal.”

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#loki x reader #loki x you #Loki Laufeyson x reader #loki x yn #loki x y/n #Loki Odinson x reader #loki #avengers #the avengers #avengers fanfiction #avengers x reader #mcu x reader #mcu

[dani-luminae]

For some reason I'm in a sylvie/sylki hate mood today. And because I know you also dont like her, would you like to talk about how your ocs would interact with her if they existed in the same story as her? For some reason they (or variants of them) end up in the Loki show plotline, Sylvie crashes into their story for some reason, any situation that would force them to interact. (Geneva and Dea bc you said they would hate her, or any oc you want to talk about)

Sylvie/Sylki hate mood ALL THE TIME OVER HERE

Geneva and Dea are ready to MURDER HER AT FIRST SIGHT (well, at first sight of how she manipulates Loki). Doesn't even have to be either of their Lokis in particular, it could be literally any Loki.

(Also Cassia's parent Loki is genderfluid and soooo confused at the surprise surrounding there's a female Loki variant!)

In the crossover idea where Cassia and Haley (from Blue Fire) are classmates and romantic partners, Haley also very much dislikes Sylvie, though that hatred is outweighed by her hatred for the TVA.

Then there's a short-lived Loki-series-inspired plot for Cassia, with the idea that she was brought into the TVA and enlisted to help them much like Loki in the show. Unfortunately when the show plot went off the rails I didn't think it was worth it to think up a whole new plot so this idea doesn't go anywhere, but I do know that Cassia just about outright refuses to believe that Sylvie is a Loki, bc Cassia has seen her father as her mother and Lady Loki in that story looks nothing like Sylvie. Aka "WHY ARE YOU RANDOMLY BLONDE -"

This has nothing to do with a different Loki-series-inspired plot in which @thetimelordbatgirl's character Frigga II is brought in to the TVA to pursue a Loki Variant who turns out to be an adult Cassia. In that case, Cassia is the Sylvie role and much better-written.

I actually have a half-baked plot idea where Lily encounters a Sylvie, but in this idea Sylvie isn't a Loki Variant, she's a grown-up Variant of Cora, daughter of Loki and Dea. Given that Cora's a baby at the current time in Lily's stories (youngest of the family, if you can believe it) it's certainly a shock to find an adult Cora named Sylvie. In this version, Lily, Goddess of Chaos, is perfectly happy to join Sylvie in her quest against the TVA.

And even though I know the animated Disney Channel Marvel TV shows take place in a totally different universe than live-action MCU, I know that Lexi, Lore, and Anabel would despise Sylvie. (Also their mother Elizabeth would be in "Team Stab Sylvie" alongside Geneva and Dea lmao.)

Sylvie wouldn't stand a chance against Lia. That's if she even met Lia, bc none of the TVA would stand a chance against Lia either, so Lia wouldn't even get to the point to meet Sylvie.

Rose and Carly can be summed up with the same emotion: apathy initially which turns into fierce dislike when they see the way Sylvie is too ready to just kill any TVA people despite knowing they're all brainwashed Variants.

And that's the summary of most of my superhero or superhero-adjacent OCs meeting Sylvie. She's not well-liked by any of them.

Thanks for the ask!

#i say 'superhero adjacent' bc rose haley carly and lia all appear in my 'avengers'-inspired idea #...which i haven't written anything about lol

[esmeraywrites]

Realizing the similarity between harry potter and Marvel while reading Aristotle is my specialty

-Twins and one of 'em dead (coz i wanted to start with making you all cry

-An absolute genius

-Badass read-head

-Kinda awkward bestie (looking at you Rhodey and Ron(hey! both their names start with Ro too!))

-That one blonde we feel sorry for but also have conflicted opinions on (yes, I am team Iron Man)

-FAMILY ISSUES AND DADDY ISSUES ARE THE THEME OF EVERYTHING I SWEAR!

-We got a dark-haired guy with parents who were murdered but he thought it was a car crash for a LONG time

-FAMOUS DARK HAIRED DUDE~

-We got a crazy megalomaniac that always thinks he is right (Thanos and Voldy we be looking at you)(Dayumm both their names also have to do with death)

-TBH morally grey kinda dark leaders who are actually kinda good (Nick and Alby)

-Why do i always think of Loki and Sirius and i feel they are similar? like 1.unofficially adopted(Odin, Potters) 2.DADDY ISSUES 3.DRAMATIC MFS 4.DIED BEFORE MAIN FIGHT 5.thought they were bad for a while but like emotionally connected afterwards

-AWSOME BLONDE LADIES (looking at you luna and yelena and pep)

-Honestly cuddly bears who think they are monsters over something they can't really control

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[twoidiotwriters1]

Copycat: Cryptomnesia —(Marvel Fem!Oc)

A/N: These last few weeks have been so weird I need a break 😠 -Danny

Words: 1,548

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Listen to: ‘Bad Girls’ -by M.I.A

ii: The Gorgons

The group of men kept asking for drinks and throwing clouds of smoke around, they were the standard type of scum they'd dealt with numerous times before. Both women thought it was a waste of bullets, but they were paid for this.

"Anthony," one of the men leaned closer to the young one beside him, a cut-clean guy. "Tell me about your boss."

"They want to offer you their models, in exchange for half of your profit."

"We'll need to check some of the specimens, to make sure of their quality," the guy placed his cigar on the corner of his lips.

Anthony smiled. "When can we do it?"

"Bring them here," the man pulled out a card from his vest. "Let us know how many and what type he's sending."

"And this is your office?" The young man asked. "Where you film?"

"Yeah."

"And you keep them here?"

The older man raised a brow in annoyance. "It's none of your business, is it?"

"My boss wouldn't want his girls to be driven around the city, they could be seen, or you know... one of them could run away."

"Tell your boss we're not idiots," he said as a waitress approached to hand him the bill.

"You're no geniuses either."

When the man looked up he saw a gun pointed at his face, as his eyes moved he saw a blonde woman in her mid-twenties. "Stay still," Yelena said. "Don't make this harder."

He turned away only to find the young man also pointing a gun at him. The other men at the table drew out their own guns, the people closest noticed and quickly started to leave the place.

"You're surrounded!" The old man spat. "If you don't stand down my boys will kill you!"

The young man tilted his head. "I think you should put the guns away before we kill them."

"We're going to make this easy for your tiny brain," Yelena continued. "Take us to the girls, or we'll kill you."

"I don't know what you're talking about," the guy scoffed.

"No?" Yelena pouted. "You're going to have a pretty confusing death, then."

Anthony vanished from the booth in a cloud of smoke. He reappeared behind the old man's guards and hit one in the back of the head while tasing the other, the third got punched in the face by Yelena, and the fourth pointed his gun at Anthony but the young man teleported again and landed on top of the table, kicking a bottle directly at the last guy's face, crystal and vodka flew everywhere.

Yelena pulled the old man to his feet and dragged him out of his seat while the last conscious guard dropped to the floor.

"Would you mind helping me with this sack of shit?"

The young man loosened his tie, Anthony shifted, and in his place Cat appeared, looking at the old man with disgust. "Did we shoot you in the knees?"

The man stammered a reply. "N-No."

"Then get the hell up!"

He walked ahead of them, Cat pushed him to make him go faster.

"Y-you're the gorgons..."

Cat and Yelena groaned. "You don't hear that kind of nickname for men, do you?" Yelena poked his back with the gun. "They're Deadpool, or the winter soldier... I even like Thunderbolts over this dumb name..."

"Could be worse," Cat reminded her. "Remember that time they called me 'Lady Loki'?"

Yelena laughed. "It was real funny when you shot them in the dick."

"You don't wanna be shot in the dick, right, Mr. whats-your-face?"

"It's—"

"I don't care," Cat scowled. "You could be Mr. Human Trafficker for all that matters. You're gonna take us to the girls, and then we'll decide whether you live or not."

"You'll die, most likely," Yelena admitted.

The agents had built a well-known reputation, most people knew them as "Gorgons", the Thunderbolts was the name of their whole team.

Yelena drove while Cat sat in the back seat with the gun pointing at the man's head.

"Whatever your boss is paying you, I can double it!"

"They always think we do it for the money," Yelena sighed.

"I do," Cat shrugged. "But it's also fun to watch this. Look at you, covered in tears..."

"Whatever you want, I'll give it to you!"

Cat hit his face, cutting his cheekbone.

"We want the girls!" Yelena said in annoyance. "Tape his mouth, if he keeps talking I'll kill him too soon."

The minute the door went down, the men quickly charged toward them, but Cat and Yelena acted at the speed of light.

Cat pulled out two guns from her belt and shot at every moving figure she saw. Yelena pulled out her baton and turned it on, the electricity making it buzz loudly. She jumped at a guy and hit him sideways on the ribs, another man tried to shoot her and Cat threw an empty gun at his head.

"Let's go back to the classics! Who wants to fist-fight?"

"This guy," Yelena kicked a man in her direction.

The mutant landed a hard blow to the man's face, causing him to get dizzy, then she stabbed him on the side of the neck and threw him to the ground.

"Cheater!" Yelena called her out.

Cat scoffed. "On your left!"

Yelena moved and Cat threw a knife, piercing a guy's forehead. The blonde tossed her baton at Cat and then unstuck the blade from the man's head. Cat stopped another one from shooting by twisting his wrist and pressing Yelena's taser to the prominent vein in his throat. She pushed him away with a kick and looked around.

The women swapped weapons, Cat pushed her hair away from her eyes.

"Are these it?"

She paid attention: the agent could hear women crying and whispering, but no guns clicking.

"We're good to go."

They were supposed to call the police once they were done, but they couldn't be seen, so before doing so, Cat and Yelena went back to the car and opened the trunk.

"What are we gonna do with the extra weight?" Cat stared at the man curled up in the small space.

Yelena pulled out her phone and called someone. "Is De Fontaine there with you?"

Cat listened to the phone call.

"What do you want?"

"The job is done, and we're sending pictures..."

"Mouse, send tonight's mission to De Fontaine," she said, pressing her earpiece.

"Done."

She gave Yelena a thumbs up and the blonde continued.

"You got them?"

"Yes. Why are you calling?"

"We got Mr. Human trafficker here, and he's alive."

Cat could hear movement at the other side of the line, they were giving the full report to someone."Kill him."

The widow looked at Cat. "You heard?"

"Yes."

"Wanna do the honors?"

The mutant wasn't wearing the nanotech mask nor her suit, just a regular handkerchief over her nose and mouth and an all-black bulletproof set of clothes made by a designer specialized in "hero" attire, the smell of gunpowder and blood was already grossing her out. "Not really."

"Okay. Teleport him inside and wait for me."

Yelena entered the building and closed the door behind her, working for the governments of the world was exactly as she'd imagined. Heartless and bloody. Cat didn't enjoy killing any more than she used to when she was younger, but at least now she was getting paid, and it was all people who had it coming.

Cat waited a whole hour until the young woman walked out, cleaning her hands. "You okay?"

"Just tired," the mutant climbed inside the car, but she took a glance at Yelena before deciding to leave her mask on. "I've been sleeping in motel rooms for a month."

"I've been sleeping in them my whole life," Yelena turned on the engine.

Cat was getting rid of the blood under her claws with a knife. "You slept in the red room for a while, I bet that was comfy..."

"Did Vision make you breakfast every morning?"

"Did you mop the floors with your own tears?"

"Stark probably bribed every teacher at your school so you could pass."

Cat's gaze was absent. "Maybe he did... I don't remember failing a single class."

"If you were good why did you quit?"

"My friends blipped. I might've been a good student but that doesn't mean I enjoyed it," she shrugged.

"Weird how before the blip I would've met you as a tiny baby instead of being the same age."

"We're not the same age."

"It counts as having the same age once you pass your twenties."

Cat frowned. "I've heard that before."

"Because it's true."

Her head pounded as if scolding her for trying to use her brain for something other than killing.

"Whatever," Cat heaved a sigh. "I'll be taking a break after this."

Yelena made a sound of discontent. "I don't think they'll let you go."

Cat groaned. "The only thing special about me is that I can disguise myself better, they can do without for a while."

Yelena smirked. "You didn't sleep with your boyfriend before coming here, right?"

"That's not it."

"You know, a good thing about having no uterus is that your hormones don't misbehave. Unlike you, you're always horny."

"I'm not."

"You get sexually frustrated."

"This isn't about my needs, okay?" Cat snapped. "I feel like I'm just playing hide and seek with the criminals of the planet. I feel used. I want a break."

Yelena raised her eyebrows in mild surprise. "I'm just saying... I don't want you to get your hopes up."

"As if you actually cared."

"I think you deserve to enjoy your free time. Unfortunately, we don't have free time."

"Thank you, barbie."

"Don't ever call me that."

Cat chuckled, Yelena's lips twitched a little but they stopped before they could form a smile.

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The Ball - Knight Steve Rogers X Prince Loki Odinson

Title: The Ball

Knight Steve Rogers X Prince Loki Odinson

Additional Characters: Most of the Avengers (Mentioned), Baron Helmut Zemo (Mentioned), Chloe (OC) (Mentioned), Samantha (Mentioned), Basenji (OC) (Mentioned), Kitty (OC) (Mentioned), Maximillian (OC) (Mentioned), Ann (OC) (Mentioned), and Lance (OC) (Mentioned)

| Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 5 | Part 6 |

WC: 1,382

Warnings: Slight angst

The day was bright and all clear skies and the castle staff were all busy setting up for Loki’s Sutor Ball. Streamers were hung from the high ceilings, all the mirrors, walls, floors, and chandeliers were polished to perfection. King Odin, looking dapper in his gold suit. He had it custom made by King Anthony’s very talented team, made with the finest silks and gems. Odin walked around the main ballroom, keeping an eye on his staff and making sure they were making the room as perfect as can be. 

Queen Frigga was in her chambers, her ladies in waiting were tending to her hand and foot. She was wearing another custom-made dress by King Anthony’s team. It was gold like her husband’s but with deep red undertones. Her hair was being done in curls and a large crystal and diamond crown was placed on her head. It was a sad but joyous day for her son, she knew. And, she would try and make it as enjoyable as she could for him.

Loki was already ready, along with his brother, Thor. Loki was reading ‘Snakes And Wolves',’ a book about a God who had many children, and the main characters were two of his children, a wolf and a snake. Loki liked the book, even though it was more suited towards children, Loki found the book calming and spirit-lifting. It helped him forget about his fears and forget his worries. 

Loki tried reading, but it seemed fruitless. All Loki could think of was what he didn’t do. He didn’t invite his mystery crush. He regretted not doing so. But, if he did, then his crush would know who he was. He didn’t want them to know. Loki thought of him, his handsome features, strong jawline, bold blue eyes, and adorable dirty blonde hair. His determination. His freewill. His love for others and those whom he is close to. He was beautiful, amazing, awe-inspiring. 

Loki had loved his Knight ever since he turned fifteen years. He was always there for him, no matter what happened. When his father was too much, he was there to lend an ear. When Loki was bored, he was there to distract him. When Loki just wanted… Needed someone to spend time with him, he was there.

Steve was there.

Samantha, one of the staff, opened the chamber door, alerting the two Princes that the ball was beginning. Thor thanked her, as well as Loki. Loki liked Samantha. She was the only staff member besides Kate that didn’t annoy him, and she had a small chicken farm. 

Walking down the hall with his brother, Loki adjusted his mask. He was wearing a deep green and black suit, his mask gold with horns attached to it. Thor was wearing a gold and red suit with a gold mask. Ever like his father. 

Entering the ballroom, Loki and Thor headed straight to their throne next to their father and mothers. Odin didn’t greet them, only watching the staff finishing up like a hawk. Frigga turned to her sons and smiled softly, eyes somber as she met Loki’s. 

“I want both of you on your best behavior.” Odin finally spoke up, voice deep and demanding.

Loki rolled his eyes, slightly slouching in his seat. 

“We are not children anymore, father.” He spoke, but Odin turned and glared at his youngest son.

“Don’t talk back to me. If you mess this up, there will be consequences.” Odin spoke, threateningly, before turning back  and looking ahead.

Loki sighed, resting his arms on his throne chair’s arms. Pressing the marble and stone against his fingers. 

Soon the guests arrived, being announced as they walked into the main ballroom.

“Baron Zemo and Baroness Chloe from the Southern Isles.” The announcer spoke as the Baron and Baroness walked in.

“Earl Basenji and his daughter, Lady Kitty of the Shih-Tzu Empire.” The announcer introduced them as they too walked in.

Odin turned to look at Loki and gestured to Lady Kitty. “She would be a good sutor for you. She is wealthy and would bring you a good heir.”

Loki rolled his eyes and turned away, watching as more people walked in. “Would they be born with ears and tails too?”

Odin turned to his son with a glare.

Loki faked innocence. “What? I don’t want to get arrested for beastiality.”

“Marquess Maximilian and Marchioness Ann, and their son Lord Lance.” As they walked in, Lord Lance automatically walked to the table with the horderves, pulling out a small pouch and stuffing various fruits and chocolates in the bag, before hiding it away.

“King Anthony and Queen Virginia of the New Yorkshire Kingdom.” 

Odin quickly got up and made his way through the ever growing crowd, shaking hands with King Anthony. 

“Duke Vision and Duchess Wanda, and her brother Lord Pietro of the Westenview Kingdom.” Pietro went straight to a group of young women in the corner, flexing his muscles and making them giggle.

“King Clint and Queen Laura of the Iowana Kingdom.” Clint also made his way to chat with Anthony and Odin, while Laura went to speak with Wanda.

Loki rested his head in his hand, eyes bored as he watched the people around him mingle. He could mingle with them, find a sutor perfect enough for his father, get married, and be sad and depressed for the rest of his life. The perfect life for his father. Well, have a child perfect enough for his father to have taken the throne when he died or was dethroned by the people, which would never happen. 

“Introducing Lord Johnathan of Glenville.” 

Loki’s eyes widened, straightening in his seat, he couldn’t look away from the man entering the ballroom before him. He was dressed in a light blue suit jacket, black slacks, and black boots. His mask was white with hints of red. He stood tall, hands at his side, looking around the room. The stranger’s eyes met Loki’s before he froze and broke eye contact. 

Frigga noticed her son’s change in demeanor and leaned towards him. “He seems nice. Why don’t you go say hello?” 

Loki nodded, standing and brushing off his suit. Strutting down the steps, he met the stranger at the punchbowl. Noticing a figure beside him, the stranger turned and froze. 

Loki cleared his throat and held out his hand. “Would you like to dance?” 

The stranger looked to his hand and took it hesitantly. “Of course, my Prince.”

Leading the stranger to the dance floor, a slow waltz begins, taking his hand, Loki leads, the stranger placing their hands on his hand and shoulder. The music softly flows through the ballroom, as the two danced their way to the center of the dancefloor. People stop and stare at the two as if they were the most interesting thing in the world. Loki and the stranger couldn’t take their eyes off each other, dancing as if they were the only ones in the room.

Loki took a closer look at this handsome stranger. His blue eyes stood out from his white mask, and his height was oddly familiar. Loki was exactly four inches taller than this mystical stranger. There was only one person he knew that was four inches shorter than he was. 

Hiding this information, as if he never knew, Loki hid his smirk. So, his knight had joined the party. Loki’s mind went a bit wild. 

“So, that’s why he captivated me so. My knight has come for me. To whisk me away. But… What if he is just here to keep me company, like he does best? What if his feelings don’t match mine?”

Snapping out of his daydreaming thoughts, Loki gave the not-so mysterious person a smirk. “So, handsome. Your name is Johnathan?”

Loki could see a faint blush work its way up the man’s face.

“I… Um, yes, my name is Johnathan. But, you can call me Johnny.” He spoke, awkwardly at first, but he gained the courage to wink at the end.

As the song came to an end, Loki stared longingly into the man’s blue eyes.

“Well, Johnny… Would you like to take a stroll through our gardens? They look amazing at this time of year.” He spoke, fiddling with the man’s suit jacket collar.

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Pledge your Allegiance: Clandestine F*cks [Avenger!Loki x Fem.Reader] 18+

Part of the Clandestine F*cks Collection [link] A link to my regular Masterlist is HERE Summary: (8) The morning after having rampant sex on Rogers car, there are consequences. Sexy consequences. (w/c 2.5k) Warnings: 18+ Minors DNI. Smut. Dom! Loki. Language. Dirty talk. References to alcohol. Satchel! Steve. A hint of plot (still one-shot applicable).

Loki’s keen eyes scanned the table as every seat was slowly filled. Avengers traipsed listlessly through the doors of the conference room, each looking more bedraggled than the last. Sundays were the only day free from Captain Rogers accursed 7am meetings, allowing the team to let off some steam. But not this Sunday. “Good Morning, Agent” Loki waxed lightly as Natasha slid into the chair by his side, folding her arms on the table and lowering her head. “I never had you down as a morning person Laufeyson…” she mumbled, making a thumbs up as a cup of coffee was placed beside her shoulder. “Yeah, Laufeyson you look far too happy” Clint squinted as he reclined back in his chair with a groan. “I take it you didn’t have any fun last night...” he said, rubbing his temples. “Oh, I wouldn’t say that” Loki murmured under his breath as he watched you slip through the door and quickly take the seat opposite him, avoiding eye contact.

Was it really only fifteen minutes ago that had his face buried between your thighs? Fifteen short minutes since he had tasted the fresh tang of his cum inside your delicious centre? Since you had tugged his curls as you released yourself in his mouth? You had clearly tried to make yourself look presentable after Loki had gone ahead to avoid suspicion. You had failed, but thankfully, you were in excellent company. “Norns brother, what a night…” Thor sighed, collapsing to the chair to Loki’s side with sunglasses covering his eyes. “Barton introduced me to...what was that concoction?” “Jaegerbomb” Clint groaned quietly, eyes closed as he continued his temple massage. “Yes! Jaeger bombs, brother...oh, you would have loved it. What a night. Truly. Admittedly I did lose consciousness at one point but it’s not revels on Midgard without a little mischief, is it?” he lowered the sunglasses, shooting Loki a wink. Loki rolled his eyes; his gaze falling on you, anxiously doodling on a notepad. Stark sat beside you with no signs of life, his head hanging back and arms dangling from the chair. The corner of Loki’s mouth flickered. It was adorable when you were worried. But he would take care of it, surely you knew that. “Avengers.” Steve announced flatly, striding into the room and closing the door with a dramatic pause. Loki rolled his eyes again. The man was insufferable. There was a soft thump at the door. Steve released the handle from his grip, making a dishevelled Wanda fall inside the room with a graceless cry. He caught her with one arm, before she hastily made her way to sit beside you with muttered apologies.

Loki smiled. Y/N wasn’t lying about Wanda drinking most of that wine last night after all. “Avengers.” Steve repeated solemnly, pacing the head of the room, “It saddens my johns to report that last night there was a security incident in the basement garage.”

He paused, looking up at the dozen faces staring at him with vacant malice before continuing. “It seems that some person or persons unknown has…” he brought two fingers to his forehead, steeling himself, “vandalised Eleanor.” A roll of confusion bubbled across the room before Bucky spoke, his voice hoarse. “His car. He’s talking about the damn chevy.”

“That’s no way to speak about a lady, Buck...Eleanor and I have been through a lot.” Steve hissed as Bucky smoothed back his hair, eyes thrown to the ceiling, “You bought it three months ago, man…” Sam’s palms drew down his cheeks, pulling the skin before turning to Thor with despair, “Tell me I did not put on sweatpants for this” he said regretfully, as the blonde god chuckled, raising his travel mug to his lips. “My dear Wilson, I must admit I am still rather intoxicated, I’m finding all this most entertaining.” “Enough.” Steve slammed his fists on the table, earning several groans, “we’re not leaving this room until I find out who’s responsible.” “Me. I’m responsible. Can we go now?” All eyes fell on Tony with his hand half raised, his eyes squinting against the bright overhead lights. “So, why exactly are we here, Cap?” Nat said frankly, reluctantly leaning back with her arms folded. The captain took a breath, before continuing. “Someone strategically smeared yoghurt on Eleanor’s hood. All over that thing. Like it’s caked on there real good.” he spat, scanning the faces in front of him judgmentally. “Do you know how long it takes me to polish Eleanor off? Shine like that doesn’t come without some serious elbow grease lemme tell you”, he said, eyebrows arching menacingly. There was silence. “...and it was all sort of spread around and...urgh...guys. This is not ok. Yoghurt is for enjoying as a healthy snack, not for vandalism” Steve’s forehead creased, his whines falling on disbelieving ears. “Man, are you sure it was yogurt?” Sam said, reluctant amusement colouring his voice, “kinda sounds like someone used Eleanor as a fu-” Loki coughed softly, rising from his seat with fingers poised on the tabletop. He threw you a subtle glance as your eyes widened in alarm. “If I may be so bold, captain…” he purred diplomatically, “It seems that your distress may be caused by something as simple as a case of mistaken identity." He paused, as Rogers straightened; giving him the nod to continue. Loki returned the gesture politely, fixing his stare on the eyes of their leader. "You all know my brother is known to enjoy a fromage fraise on his daily stroll. Perhaps a mischievous animal procured the doubtless ill-disposed carton and made host of your 'Eleanor', to enjoy his feast. A racoon, perhaps...” he intonated as Thor nodded in agreement, looking around the room to garner support. Loki’s eyes fluttered to you, your cheeks burning as he towered above the others in his leathers. God, he was so handsome. No-one had any right to be so attractive at this time on a Sunday. It was a valiant effort from your lover, but not even Steve could possibly believe that a racoon was the culprit instead of the god mischief edging you to within an inch of sanity, blowing his load so heavily it caused all this. He said he’d taken care of it. Smug bastard. “And to your point, Wilson…” Loki turned, raising his eyebrows towards Sam, his irises flashing with warning, “I’m sure our esteemed captain knows the difference between yogurt and other gelatinous biological substances. Isn’t that right, Rogers?”

Rogers had no idea what he was talking about, but it sure sounded like he should nod. He nodded. “Excellent. Shall we?” Loki gestured to the door, a stampede of bodies following his unauthorised instruction as Steve huffed at the head of the table. “A racoon.” he muttered distractedly, “I shoulda known…”

The god watched as the group began to disperse back to bedrooms on various levels, disenchanted moans of farewell echoing around the high ceilings and shiny floors. “Nice work in there, RG.” Tony said hoarsely, smacking him on the shoulder by the elevator. “Mmm. Something to remember for my upcoming review, perhaps...” Loki murmured, as Stark nodded through a burp. “Listen, I’m pretty sure I’m about to hurl any moment. Hey, I might pay 'Eleanor' a visit…” Tony said smugly, before his eyes clouded over and he turned abruptly towards the bathrooms. Loki leant forward to press the elevator button, feeling warm skin brush lightly against his fingertips on the hand by his side. “Hello pet.” he murmured, staring up at the numbers slowly ticking down. “That was quite a play in there. Steve’s on the phone to pest control as we speak.” you muttered; eyes focused on the elevator numbers descent. The temptation was too much. Your gazes met, closed smiles spreading across your faces as you fought back laughter. The doors opened and Loki grabbed your hand, pulling you inside and pushing you gently against the wall. “Do you see the trouble you cause, darling?” he growled, running a hand down your neck, his thumb grazing your windpipe, “the poor captain will be busy polishing away for hours…” You giggled, stifled as Loki’s frame enveloped you; pushing your jaw up with both hands to meet his ravenous kiss. “Loki…” you gasped, “it’s only been thirty minutes, you can’t be serious you-”

He cut you off as his tongue pressed further into your mouth, the faint taste of your cum still on his lips, “I’m deadly serious, lovely one. And I know just where we can go. The one place I know for sure we won’t be witnessed.” He pressed another button and in moments, you had arrived. You stepped out into the warm morning light flooding through the windows of the bar, sunlight dazzling off empty bottles neatly stacked on the marble counter. You walked to the window, peering out at the skyline as the pink sunrise blanketed the gleaming towers of Manhattan. “Are you still feeling sentimental?” Loki whispered, warm breath fanning your ear as he wrapped his arms around your waist. He pulled you back against him, the feeling of his thick leather tunic against your tight t-shirt maddeningly sexual. Your hips gyrated, pushing your ass wantonly back to his frame. A low hum rumbled behind you. It had begun. “So which are you now, darling? My sentimental-kitten, or my little god-slut?” You moaned at the vibration of his dirty whispers in your ear. How did he have such a power over you? It was obscene. “Is it possible to be sentimental as you fuck me against this window?” you said coyly, enjoying his look of surprise from the corner of your eye. “I mean...it’s possible, I’m sure” he purred thoughtfully, brushing your hair to the side. “But I fear I have stumbled across you here in this secluded corner of enemy lines for a different purpose...”

You shivered as his fingers trailed the skin of your neck, feeling a chill as your clothes vanished beneath his magical touch. His voice had darkened, sensing your compliance. It was going to be one of those kind of fucks. “What were you thinking about in that conference room hmm?” Loki circled you, gently taking your wrist and placing it against the glass. “Were you thinking of how easily I could expose us? Did you want me to, pet?” his fingers ran down your ribs, ghosting over your breast. Your breath hitched as his finger pinched your nipple, a sharp moan squeezing from your lips. “Did you wish me to reveal how you swallowed my thick cock on the very spot where Natasha laid her pretty head? How you sucked me until I spilled myself down that delicious throat…” his fingers massaged your collarbone from behind as your head dropped forward, before he appeared at your side, one finger under your chin. “If I slip my fingers between those tempting thighs, will I find a fresh slick of needy juices to play with?” Loki sneered with amusement, tracing the lines of your ass with his finger. “Did you want to rip this tunic from my body, were you thinking about the naughty god-slut duties you wished to fulfil?”

His voice was low, calm. The same, but different. You felt your breaths grow heavier as he paced a semi-circle around you with precision. “Did you crave for every one of those fools to bear witness to your loyalty to me, darling?” The question hung in the air as he raised your other arm by the wrist, placing it spread on the glass. “Yes...” you whispered. Loki didn’t let this side of him out to play often, but when he did; it was theatre. You thought of the significance of this room every time you were in it. How you’d heard he strode across the floor, sceptre in hand, an army at his back and the single-minded belief of domination in his altered heart. You’d seen the photographs, the hard glint in his eyes un-softened by trust or affection. The same look he was wearing now. And the same leathers. “Say my name” he muttered slowly, as he ran his hands down your back, over your waist. His fingers gripped your naked hips as he pulled your wet pussy back against the leather panel, brushed aside to expose his stiff cock. Thick boots met your ankles firmly, nudging them wider. The boots. You’d forgotten about the boots. Loki’s torso pressed to your back, bending to kiss your spine as you keened into him, “Say.my.name.” he growled. Your forearms collapsed against the glass as you moaned it again and again, feeling every inch of his hard length enter you slowly you as your lips praised him, begged for his attention. Loki. He groaned as he bottomed out, a sound akin to pain that told you he needed this. It wasn’t just the sex. It was the power. “Can you see all the people down there pet? Do you want them all to know whose slut you are?” he murmured, bringing a hand to rest above yours on the glass as he thrust effortlessly into you. You were edging forward, breath misting the clear surface as the street below hummed with morning traffic.

“Do you want the world to know you’re one god’s whore, little thing?” he spat, thrusts coming thick and fast as you felt the walls of your pussy tighten with every word he uttered. “You’re so good for me, so obedient. I think I’ll keep you. Would you like that?” You shuddered, words tumbling from your tongue as Loki of Asgard owned you completely against the glass. “Loki...I’ll obey you, anything you say I lo-...you own me, kneel for you Loki...always...my king...uhhhh” You heard him moan with approval behind you, a coming climax clenching unstoppably in the tops of your thighs as he pressed you fully against the glass. Your hands were sprawled to either side, grasping fruitlessly for purchase as his fingers played with your clit. A cheek slid against the cool surface with every harsh flick of his hips, the glass misting with every breath. “Come for me, plaything.” he snarled, the darkness of his voice making you weak against his leather-clad chest, “I want to feel your pretty cunt sing for me. Let me feel how ripe you are for my seed; how desperate you are to be ruled.” Your brow furrowed as you hit the plateau, gliding towards the precipice with New York traffic humming sixty-five floors below. Loki’s thrusts were erratic, his strangled voice laced with menace edging through heavy moans. “You pledged your allegiance, darling. Now prove it.” You came with a deep, broken moan of his name, the only word you could remember. Against the glass, you pushed back to the base of his solid length as he released a thunderous groan over your shoulder, riding you to the last. “Godddds...Y/N” he groaned, filling you one final time to the hilt as he jolted several times to a stop. The sound of your combined breaths filled the space, fogging the view. He slid his cock from your channel, spinning you around and cupping your face as your clothing gracefully re-appeared. A mildly apologetic smile flickered at his dimples, the warmth in his eyes returning. Your hand wrapped around the leather strap slung across his chest, pulling him towards you as your back hit the glass. Loki bent to kiss you, his soft tongue caressing yours; melting his heavenly lips into your skin against the backdrop of the city he had once tried to destroy. “Follow me, darling.” he whispered, stepping back. It was time to go. His chin was lowered, his eyes piercingly beautiful in the reflected pink skies as he observed you carefully, extending his hand. You would do anything for him, you realised. Anything he asked. Fuck.

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June 26, 2022

(Nightly RP – End of  the Dark Hunters Storyline)

(Ruby played Jody for this outline)

Gabe

walking into Jacques living room

Cass

Well this isn’t ominous

Dean

follows inside

Jacques

brim of my hat pushed down over my eyes, I watch as everyone enters. I can feel the power coming from a few of the newcomers. Turning to the one in a trench coat I speak   I recognize a few here, but you… and a couple of your friends… you radiate power… who are you?

Gabe

I’m Larry this here pointing to Cass is Moe and that gorgeous creature with the long blonde hair is Curly

Donna

walks in right behind my love, gun ready. soft giggle!

Sam

I'm the last one to go inside and I stand at the door to the room they've gathered in, keeping our escape in view, just in case we need one in a hurry.

Gabe

And who might you be?

Jacques

chuckles nice try… But I’ve got some trust issues so hear me out. I’m Jacques… I take care of these parts here…

Dean

Jacques these are my friends. Gabe this is Jacques he’s the guy we were telling you about

Donna

nods

Gabe

Trust issues ….oh wait I know you snapping as if remembering  you’re the guy who left my family to die

Jacques

I was fighting a bigger evil… they were faced with some daimons… I located the nest. They said they were experienced hunters, I thought they could handle it

Dean

Gabe... He helped with a lot of information too...

Gabe

Trust me friend if any of them have died you’d have never seen an evil like I’d have rained down on you personally. I’m Gabe my wife Donna and my special needs brother Cass

Cass

Hey! Shut up ass hat

Gabe

Shhhhhh or I’ll turn you back into an alpaca

Dean

He helped us find.... stops talking

Jacques

chuckling again good to meet you. Your team asked for more information on what it is I’m fighting here. I assume they called you to ask for some help?

Donna

Well I all I know, I’m … fucking over Artemis…. ARTEMIS AND HER holier than thou attitude is trying to mess with the natural order of things and what about the fates…. What will they think???? What the world and their death!

Jody

Donna’s right. You’ve heard of the butterfly effect. Only this would be on a major scale.

Cass

No they reached out using angel -

Gabe

Not literally Yes

Jacques

nodding I didn’t understand the deal I accepted when Artemis came to me. I had watched my family killed in slaughter by enemy soldiers… they invaded my home. It was the war of 1812…. I was seconds from death when Artemis offered me a chance at revenge, at a price. I did get my revenge…. But now I’m cursed to never meet with my family in heaven because now…. I cannot die

Gabe

I can remedy that

Sam

Pulling out my notepad in case there are things we’re being told that might be valuable later on. I know I’ll have them accurate, things this big need to be documented.

Dean

stands leaning on a door frame listening

Jacques

We need to stop her, and then I can go peacefully. This whole thing is a petty fight between Artemis and her twin… Apollo

Charlie

But she won’t stop as long as daimons exists

Gabe

I mean we could do this now easy peasy. Little hand of Gabe weapon and you’re riding the friendly skies

Dean

More god temper tantrums always lead to fun....

Ruby

Anything I can do, I'm willing to help

Gabe

Just one

Sam

Maybe we can help you find a way out of all this, might be a loophole you can exploit with her

Jacques

I’m bound to Artemis… as long as she lives…. So do I

Dean

So how the hell can we help end this?

Gabe

raising hand  I have a question

Jacques

Anything… I want to end this once and for all

Gabe

Oh not you I’m just curious why we’re helping someone who left our family to die

Jody

I'm ready to help any way I can. This wouldn't be my first family squabble, even if they are gods

Alex

agree pretty tough lady and  pretty smart

Dean

He apparently claims he helped save us while he was gone doing something else remember?

Cass

She’s really good

Jacques

If you really want to help end this I guess you need to know what started it … Apollo was close friends with Loki for years… one day he disappeared. Apollo got lonely so he made friends…..

Jody

I wink at Cass

Cass.

awkward smile looking down

Jacques

Zeus caught wind… called Apollo weak for needing friendship. Said a god didn’t need anyone. So he cursed them. Artemis wanting to win her father’s favor decided to hunt them… she wanted to kill them all off…. Now we are cursed to this existence until we complete her mission.

Cass

Isn’t he married? Seems to need someone as well as his minions

Donna

puts her gun away, looking around and listening

Cass

It’s all bad?

Gabe

smiles as he leans against the wall contemplating and listening

Jacques

You need to get Apollo to stop creating Appollites so we can abolish the daimons. Only then will Artemis stop… but what she will do next I can’t predict

Ruby

How do we go about completing the mission?

Gabe

I think I could talk to Apollo

Jody

Sounds like a job for a god

Cass

Whatever we need to do to help I’m in

Gabe

Thanked for the push Jodes

Alex

Nod

Ruby

Pats him on the shoulder Any time What can the rest of us do?

Gabe

You’re so helpful I’ll remember that laughing.

Alex

Look over ruby and look back

Dean

listening to them talk what are we able to do to help with all this?

Sam

I can't be just ending the Daimon that are here...

Ruby

Hard to say at this point.

Donna

listen looking around, starting to play with her hair

Ruby

It's about getting Apollo to STOP making more isn't it?

Alex

What we do? look around her team

Jacques

I can’t get near Apollo, god of the sun….. I will burn. If you can stop him from making more… maybe, we can finally get rid of them all. The last of them will be turning this year which means he will create more

Dean

And how are we going to get a GOD to stop doing anything?

Gabe

Having another god? He’s a minor god Deano Wait they are on earth? Not Olympus?

Sam

Jacques, What?...so all of these Gods are right here on Earth? Looks over at Gabe And you didn't already know this, how?

Dean

My point is how are we humans gonna be useful in this? And how did you not know they are here?

Gabe

We’ve always had an understanding with the minor gods like Zeus etc .

Cass

We could sacrifice you to them

Jacques

nodding  I don’t know their exact locations but they reside somewhere here in the city… disguised as humans. Much like…. Well… you… looking Gabe

Jody

Sounds like somebody decided to change that understanding

Dean

Funny Cass!

Gabe

It does and trust me I’ll, we’ll put them back in line

Sam

Leans over and whispers Not helpful Cass

Cass

Those gifs liked human sacrifice

Gabe

Gods

Dean

Yeah that’s totally the answer rolls eyes

Sam

Great.. well who do you think we'd do best to approach first?

Ruby

Why don't we check out Artemis first? She might listen.

Gabe

Personally pushing himself off the wall  I’d say Apollo

Dean

Ok great lets go talk to the gods and fix their feud

Gabe

That’s true too

Donna

Wellllll, fuck why aren’t they were they belong? I bite my lip

Gabe

Maybe we should hear them out he looks to Jacques  two sides to every story

Donna

But? But!

Gabe

But?

Donna

Fine. We can hear him out. crosses arms getting heated!

Gabe

Okie dokie

Ruby

I can check it out. I've gotten good at being stealthy over the years. Hell is still looking for me.

Alex

Rise her eyebrows my eyebrows and gasp ohhhh that make sense since she is a goddess of hunt!

Jody

What about Apollo?

Sam

I agree. I think we should meet all the players in this shit show for yourselves. Who's going where?

Alex

Look over Gabe

Gabe

Sam, Ruby jo you guys are with me snapping his fingers we vanish

Gabe

we appear in another house and pointing to the man sitting at the mirror

Ruby

Wonders what it is he's looking at

Sam

Lookin around at the new place, really doesn't look all that different from the house we'd just come from. Approaching the man sitting in front of the mirror, I clear my throat and speak calmly Um.. hello?

Jo

looks around for a bit then looking at the man sitting in front of mirror

Dean

Apollo appears in the mirror looking at all the people who just appeared in my house can I help you? Ah Gabe my old friend!

Sam

Hi.. didn't mean to startle you... I'm Sam and these are my friends Jo, Ruby and I guess you already know Gabe. We'd just like to ask you some questions about the Appollites... if that's okay..

Donna

taps toe we need to get world back to its natural order!

Dean

I jump up and turn quickly to meet my eyes with Gabe’s

Gabe

Apollo approaching  it’s been a lonnnnnng time grinning offering my hand  this is Sam Ruby Alex and jo

Alex

Hello Apollo

Ruby

Can you tell us about the early death?

Dean

take your hand in my how have you been? looking to the others my pleasure to meet you all im sure. Any friend of Gabe is a friend of mine... I think?

Jacques

My curse is until all of the daimons are defeated… I am cursed to live. Until the Appollites cease to exist there shall always be daimons

Gabe

shaking your hand  oh you can trust these guys

Jody

how are we going to do it?

Cass

Maybe we should wait for the others to get back before we go off half cocked?

Donna

Better get your affairs in order because it going to happen! pats my gun!

Jacques

Because Zeus found him weak for needing friendship he cursed the Appollites to live for only 27 years. To exceed that they must take human souls…. They do it from fear… but Apollo only makes more to ease his loneliness.

Gabe

When did you get here?

Alex

Look over Gabe rise my eyebrows

Dean

smiles hearing the girl who I sense is a little different than the others the early death? What do you know about that? My father.... I just wanted friends and he called me weak for wanting them. So I created them only for him to curse them. Then my sister... She’s so jealous that witch of a goddess. She hates me you see. She is the God of hint so she created the dark hunkers to kill my creations. She hates that I found favor with all the other gods of Odyssey because of my beauty. Sadly she’s jealous. So she kills everything I create

Jody

Texting Sam Are you returning soon? We're on our way.

Sam

I'm listening closely to everything being said. My phone vibrates in my pocket and I take it out to see a message from Jody asking when we might be back. From the gist of the conversation, I text her back that we shouldn't be much longer and hit send

Dean

Apollo the Appollites are the only thing I have to friends aside from Gabe here so I have to repopulate when she kills them. Dad’s curse doesn’t help anything either

Gabe

Alright how about you point us in the right direction, we kill them all and everyone has a drink?

Dean

Apollo Kill who? My friends? Or my sister? And her dark hunters that won’t leave my creations alone?

Gabe

Yes Them too I’m in a murderous mood

Ruby

Let’s  head back to the bunker so we can prepare to hunt down Artemis. I don’t think it’s going to be that easy.

Dean

Please by all means kill my sister and her dark hunters but I need my friends.

Gabe

Never is but that’s a great idea. Meh mine just bring me hassle laughing

Dean

You dont expect me to let you kill my Appollites or stop making them do you?

Gabe

Yep All done with all of them

Dean

And why would I do that? Who does that benefit? And what benefit do I gain my friend?

Alex

Gabe how we going to do that? Look at Gabe

Sam

Alex, Ruby might be able to help us with that. Looks over at Ruby knowing that I'm putting her on the spot again She's been pretty helpful in us finding people in the past

Ruby

Sure....I'd be happy to

Gabe

Us not killing you too. Where’s your sister?

Alex

Look over how we do that Sam?

Dean

Fair you’re my friend anyway, right? I’m not sure exactly I’m still trying to figure that out myself but will keep in touch and let you know when I do find her. And I propose you do the same?

Gabe

We will looking around  alright guys let’s get back snapping we vanish.

Alex

Yes sir

Gabe

appearing back in the bunker  well Apollo didn’t have much beyond what Jacques said, no idea where his sister is either

Sam

Happy to find us all suddenly back at the newest Bunker. Interested in what the other’s have found out.

Dean

Dean looks up well so that leaves us where we were already at? Did he agree to stop creating more of the Appollites so there won’t be any more Daimons?

Sam

Not exactly... of the daimon are created then he has to make more. It's a never-ending loop

Alex

How we going to find Artemis?

Ruby

With Cass’s and Gabe’s help I may have a way since I won’t have any item that belongs to Artemis. I can use a mirror to scry with. I can use my power to locate her but it comes with caution. She might be able to see me as well. Gabe and Cass help may be able to keep her from sensing me.

Sam

Apollo didn't seem much concerned about us going after his sister or her creations. Just admonished us not to hurt his friends. Once she's out of the way, he's okay about standing down

Charlie

That might be a bit too risky. You’ve done a lot of magic lately Ruby, and it takes a lot out of you; we need you strong.

Ruby

I think with Gabe and Cass I should be able to do this.

Gabe

You with Artemis being a god I might have a safer way

Dean

Surprising he actually agreed eventually. What he want from Gabe?

Gabe

Smite his enemies same old same old

Ruby

What do you suggest?

Sam

I can help... well maybe.

Dean

I agree too dangerous we almost lost you last time

Ruby

I appreciate the sentiment, but we don't have much choice

Dean

You forget the last one that almost took her down? Gabe spoke said he has a safer way let’s hear it

Sam

I'm for a safer way, if possible

Gabe

You guys do know if I concentrate, I can pinpoint anyone right? All over the worlds, heaven, hell purgatory etc? I just like watching you guys come up with ideas it’s cute

Alex

Nod ok

Jo

Alternative would be a lot safer

Alex

Agree

Dean

We try not to take you for granted but the last magic stunt she did almost killed her made her too weak

Sam

Nods and go over to sit next to Jo

Ruby

Using Gabe's and Cass's power for the largest use of magic will cover what I need

Gabe

No worries I got it

Dean

Ruby. Gabe just said he’s got it.

Ruby

Yes, I did see that

Gabe

closing my eyes and blocking everything out I find Artemis  got her let’s finish this

Donna

FUCK YES! Finally!!!!

Dean

Damn that fast! Awesome!

Donna

grabs my archangel blade!

Sam

Gabe, anything special we need to know when going up against a lesser god?

Dean

gets duffle ready

Donna

This bitch is going DOWN!!!

Gabe

Don’t die?

Sam

O...k... got it Goes to check my weapons, takes everything

Alex

Awesome let do this

Ruby

Foregoes the satchel, meets with the others

Gabe

Listen this isn’t like vamps and werewolves even as lesser gifs they are stronger than anything you’ve ever faced

Alex

Grab my weapon and I pack

Ruby

Is everyone wired up?

Sam

And her creations, we won't have the sun this time or even a comet tail... its heads off to kill 'em

Dean

Yeah stronger than the daimons we had to fight which were also different from what we faced?

Alex

Get all wired up

Gabe

We ready?

Alex

Yes sir hold on to Gabe

Ruby

Putting on the equipment Charlie gave me Ready

Jo

gets everything together ready

Sam

Ready Hope it’s true

Donna

Fuck yes!

Ruby

Tucks a blade in my waistband

Donna

Be on your toes everyone!

Alex

Yes ma’am

Charlie

I’m gonna hang back here everyone grab wires and earpieces and mics I already have everything set up so we can communicate and I can tip you off to anything out of the norm

Gabe

offering my hand  let’s do this

Sam

Chuckles Remind me never to cross you Donna

Donna

slips my hand into yours! let do it! Payback finally!

Sam

Takes the equipment and gets it set up

Alex

Hell yeah let light this candle

Donna

Will do Sam!

Dean

takes equipment handing out to everyone and put on my own Here alex putting the wires, earpiece and mic on you Lets do this!

Ruby

Ready

Alex

Thanks you Put it on and hold on to Gabe

Gabe

kissing cheek abracadabra, we all vanish appearing in front of a waiting Artemis

Jody

I get ready... for anything and hope it's enough

Alex

Damnnnnnn

Ruby

Seeing Artemis waiting sends a chill down my back

Sam

Feet once again on solid ground. I look over and see that Artemis was expecting us and am instantly on alert of attack

Donna

my yes get huge the Urge to attack pills every cell in my body!!!

Dean

Artemis well well of course you would come with them! seeing donna smiling and you! snaps fingers as daimons surround the group blocking everyone from me figures my brother would send you pathetic excuses to come after me

Ruby

I take my blade out and get in a ready stance

Alex

Pull my blade and ready to fight

Donna

You absolute self entitled bitch of excuse of Goddess!!!!

Gabe

crossing my arms smirking  really that’s how you greet us?

Donna

Hope you are ready to die because today is FUCKING DAY!

Dean

Artemis why can’t he just leave well the hell enough alone. Dont, you have more important things in heaven to worry about than our feud?

Jody

Nervously I watch the daimons

Gabe

darlin right now as beautiful and amazing as you are your only human right now baby help

Alex

look over and took a deep breath and look back at Artemis

Donna

You expect any less from the excuse for a bitch! takes a big sigh youre right

Sam

Blade in one hand and machete in the other, I move closer to Jo and Alex, trying to close up out ranks against the Daimon

Gabe

shaking head  your problem became mine and that’s against the rules, you attacked my family

Donna

but we aren’t alone!

Gab

marks calendar

Dean

why dont you just make it easy on all of us and just end this stupid temper tantrum squabblefest bitch?!?

Gabe

nope we’re not

Jo

pulls her gun out ready to fire

Alex

Gasp look over Sam and look back at Artemis you are going down Artemis!! Sage advice one should follow

Donna

Lol

Gabe

Dean do you enjoy having vocal cords?

Dean

Artemis yeah that will be the day. And I didn’t attack your family they came in butting into my business that had absolutely nothing to do with them this is me and my brother and his stupid little things he calls friends. I would much more rather destroy him and his oh so beautiful face that gained all the respect in odyssey that left me basically nothing! what? What’d I say? Would be easier and less of a fight

Donna

Oh ya you did you bitch! Quit pretending!

Gabe

It’s so weird you talk about your brother that way. Why do I have so many sibling love feats in my life? Annnnny old who, you can end this peacefully or you’ll just be something written about in books and forgotten by history. You’re no match for us

Jody

Nods my head, agreeing with Gabe

Gabe

Last warning

Alex

What Donna said Artemis Glare at Artemis

Donna

peacefully MY ASS!!!

Sam

Wishes they'd just fight or call it off. The Daimon look pissed and ready

Gabe

looking at your ass I’m rather fond of the whole thing

Cass

This isn’t going to end well

Alex

Nod

Dean

Jacques you all know this isn’t going to end well for many right?

Gabe

Never does

Donna

soft inside giggle gawd I love you!

Gabe

I love you too

Alex

Took a deep breath

Ruby

I can feel the battle coming shortly Be careful Sam. You too Alex!

Donna

my hand tightens on my blade. Rage building inside!

Alex

Yes ma’am

Sam

I give Ruby a smile and a nod

Dean

Artemis if I remember correctly I almost killed you before and I can make a promise I will finish it this time

Alex

Donna please be careful

Ruby

Gripping my blade handle tightly, I wait

Donna

eyes glaring I want to see you try!!!!

Gabe

Did you just threaten my?   claws sliding out of both hands eyes blazing blue

Artemis

raising my bow and shooting the first arrow let’s do this then, wench

Gabe

snapping the arrow away

Donna

my heart skips a beat I love when you defend me!

Alex

Gulp watch Artemis

Donna

Bring it on Bitch!

Artemis

shooting 4 arrows at a time they go in various directions, striking Jo Alex Donna Ruby SPN

Sam

I could see this was going to be the outcome and I didn't have to be told twice! With a yell, I charge the nearest Daimon and swing my machete for its neck

Ruby

I feel my eyes turn black as I feel an arrow hit me in the arm

Jody

Ducking, I wield the machete at the nearest daimon

Gabe

heading for Artemis  as much as I like a good cat fight I prefer mine in jello snapping a pool of jello behind Artemis I jump kicking her in the chest knocking her in

Cass

moving to fight next to Jody

Charlie

the daimons start to close in, 4 grabbing Sam and holding him while one approaches to feed

Ruby

Seeing the arrow is sticking out the other side, I grit my teeth and break off the end, pushing it through with a scream

Ruby

Heading for Sam, I slice and dice my way in

Dean

begin fighting daimons as two jump me I flip one and slice my blade through the throat of the other

Sam

Pressing forward, I knock away an attack from the side and get one trapped between the sofa and the bookcase. The demon killing knife of the Kurd's didn't end the create, but shoved into his chest it held him in place while my machete removed his head

Alex

felt went through my shoulder ahhh! Reach and try pull it out

Ruby

Stabbing the daimon in the neck, I throw it off Sam

Cass

seeing a raining heading Jody throwing my angel blade it sticks it through the heart

Ruby

Looking over at Cass, I mouth a thank you, and turn to resume battle

Dean

I run over helping Ruby and Sam with the Daimons attacking them

Charlie

3 Daimons grab and hold ruby while more approach Sam

Artemis

taking aim with 3 more arrows I hit Dean Cass and Jody

Cass

nodding I pull my blade from its chest and rush back into battle

Alex

No! I run front Jody and Cass and arrow hit me ahh

Sam

Seeing Dean moving my way, I try to keep the path clear for him. As one moves on him from the rear, I rush forward Dean! Look out!

Ruby

Using my telekinesis, I throw off a daimon and fight the other two

Jody

I rush forward to help Alex

Sam

It was difficult to see how many were actively engaged in battle, they seemed to be everywhere I looked

Cass

Nice save Alex pulling the arrow out I heal you  back to it bear eat them

Ruby

Stabbing at anything not from our group, I kill a few more

Dean

an arrow pierces through my side as I’m attacking the daimons and I yell out in pain FUCK! I Look down as the adrenaline kicking in I break off the end of the arrow and keep fighting the daimons

Alex

Ahh Turn into Bear thanks Cass

Gabe

snapping 8 tentacles reach out of the pool of jello pulling Artemis under

Charlie

Daimons start to surround the bear

Dean

I rush over to help bear fight the Daimons

Alex

Bear growling bite

Artemis

stabbing the tentacles with my arrows, I free myself from the pool and find higher ground. Taking aim an arrow hits Gabe in the right shoulder

Cass

healing dean I grab a daikon smashing its head against the wall

Dean

Bear! Duck! I swing my blade in a line hitting some of the Daimons killing them

Alex

Bear bite and claw his face

Sam

Ending another I try to locate all the members of our group, unable to locate Donna, I get a rush of adrenaline and call out Donna?!

Gabe

a dozen warrior penguins jump on Artemis

Ruby

Ducking another arrow, I look around and see Alex being surrounded. Running at them, I keep swinging. hoping to connect to a daimon

Alex

Bear duck

Dean

Thanks Cass! continue fighting daimons while trying to dodge anymore arrows that may come my way

Charlie

several daimons lay defeated on the floor, with several more making their way in, Sam gets held down again as a young daimon tries to feed

Gabe

Son of a grabbing the arrow I pull it out creating clones to help belle I jump towards Artemis claws out

Alex

Bear jump and back flip and kick and bite ear and rip ear off and

Ruby

Heading straight for the daimon holding Sam, I bring my blade around and slice his throat

Gabe

as Artemis moves to attack I vanish

Artemis

eyes wide I put seven arrows in my bow all aimed at Gabe 4 making contact, three more striking the daimons

Dean

SAM! runs to you trying to fight the daimons off

Ruby

Helping Sam up, I ask You OK?

Sam

Trying to kick loose, this was just a terrible repeat of the last time and I wasn't about to lose my soul a second time! Yes! Fine Turns and gets right back into it

Alex

Bear claw him and bit and eat

Gabe

appearing behind Artemis I shove my blades through her heart  you should know better than to insult my wife!

Ruby

Taking a second to look around. I see daimon bodies all around.

Charlie

the young daimon gets close, a small blue ethereal thread leaving your mouth

Ruby

Turning quickly I slit the daimons throat

Dean

I run towards Gabe to fight off the daimons and I see his blades go into Artemis

Donna

on the floor having been hit, breaks off the arrow, rage flooding my veins. Hit by the arrow but keeps going, not even caring there as arrow in my arm shoulder!

Artemis

as the claws pierce through me a red light shines through the room, filling it and then I vanish. The daimons run

Gabe

Finish them

Ruby

Suddenly the daimons are in full retreat

Sam

The red light blinds me for a second and I shield my eyes

Gabe

snapping all exits closed

Alex

Bear look around

Dean

I run after the daimons that are retreating and attack jumping on the back of one as I slice his head clean off its shoulders and drop with it and attack another

Gabe

CLOSE YOUR EYES!!!

Alex

Bear close my eye

((the daimons are trying to escape))

Sam

Unable to leave the room, the Daimon have no way to run. Attacking at will, I take one after the other down

Gabe

my body starts to glow brighter and brighter the light filling the room

Dean

hearing Gabe I shield my eyes as I get attacked by daimons and get bit and one is holding me down and I feel it start sucking my soul

Ruby

Leaning over I offer my hand to Sam

Donna

closes eyes

Gabe

Hey that’s mine, the soul was Pledged to me

Charlie

as Gabe gets brighter the daimons begin to smoke… until bursting into a bright blue ash

Sam

Closing my eyes, I cover them with my arms as well to help block the light that I know if coming

Alex

Close her eye

Ruby

I throw my arm over my eyes. It's too bright!

Charlie

the daimons scream in agony

Gabe

brighter and brighter until it reaches sunlight levels

Donna

Kill babe. If it’s not me. You! KILL HER!!! blocking out more of light

Dean

I am losing my strength as my soul leaves my body

Alex

Cover her up

Charlie

daimons all explode…. Leaving a blue ash all over the room. Across town a familiar face, finally goes to rest a thank you escaping his lips as he too, turns to ash

Dean

as the light gets brighter the daimon screams put and it explodes my soul slowly returns to my body

Gabe

the light fading from my body

Dean

I take a sudden breath and wake up sitting up looking around I look over at Gabe a bit weak now I know how Sammy and henry felt last time

Jody

Looks around at all the blue ash. I can't believe we made it!

Sam

Goes over and offers Dean a hand up

Alex

Look around and turn back blink whoa!

Dean

look up at you hey! reach a hand out to you

Sam

Pull you back to your feet and slap you on the back You good?

Gabe

What do you say we head home and recoup?

Dean

stands and takes a breath bit of a headache yeah Sammy I think I’m good

Sam

Looks around to make sure that Jo and Alex and Ruby and everyone are okay Looks like we did alright...

Alex

Is everyone is ok?

Dean

That sounds like a plan. The bunker here right?

Ruby

I'm good. I look at my arm Well a hole, make that two. One in one out.

Alex

That good my shoulder hurt

Sam

Is concerned You got shot? Didn't hear a gun go off

Ruby

I pat him on the cheek...arrow

Gabe

The bunker nods

Dean

Arrows Sam I think I was healed by Cass with a piece of one still in my side laughs

Alex

Walk over wait where Donna? Worries

Gabe

taking Belles hand  let’s go home

Alex

Hold on to Gabe let go home guys

Cass

I can get them back to the bunker before Jody and I head back to the beach

Sam

I agree with that Alex

Alex

Make sure you wear sunscreen

Jody

I stand by Cass

Donna

nods gawd yes please!

Dean

You actually wanting to go home home?

Sam

Back to the Bunker Dean, away from all this

Alex

Phew glad you are ok Donna

Cass

vanishing with Sam, Dean, Jody, Jo, and Alex

Gabe

they all appear back in the bunker

Ruby

I pop back to the bunker

Donna

Just a flesh wood I’ll be okay!

Alex

That good Donna

Gabe

taking your hand and kissing your cheek  abracadabra we vanish home

Sam

Thanks Cass Pats his shoulder Appreciate it

Alex

Bye Gabe and Donna

Cass

You got it Sam! Ready Jody?

Ruby

Capable demon

Dean

appearing back in the bunker glad to be back in this place hey Sam what do you say we go check out more stuff here

Ruby

Whenever you are feathers!

Dean

thanks Gabe

Sam

Yes you are Grabs your good arm But now you need Charlie to take a look at that arm

Alex

Went to my room check her kiddo

Cass

taking Jody in my arms we vanish

Dean

Thanks for helping too Cass

Ruby

Pushy

…………………………………………….

1. Jacques meets them in the living room, and can sense the power coming from Cass, Gabe and Donna so he asks who they are. The three identify themselves and then ask him the same question. Dean starts to tell them this is the guy when Gabe silences him and listens to Jacques. Donna is irritated with the idea that Artemis is trying to mess with the natural order of things and fears what fate may think, or if the implications on their world caused by death. Jody echoes the sentiments, and the others admit they hadn’t thought of that.

2. Jacques explains that this isn’t what he wanted, he really didn’t want to live forever but at this point had no choice. Sam, Dean and ruby all chime in asking how they can help. Jo comments that one good turn deserves another. Jacques tells the team that he appreciates their kindness but with Apollo and Artemis at each other’s throats- his position wasn’t exactly a priority. Jody asks more about the feud since she feels pretty well equipped to resolve family conflict- even if they are gods.  Alex agrees that her mom is a pretty tough lady and pretty smart.

3. Jacques gives in and agrees to share what he knows, and during his tale he tells the team where to find the twins. They’re surprised to learn that they reside on earth and not on Mount Olympus like they were supposed to. Donna is upset by this, as she had believed for the most part they had made peace and had an agreement with the Greek pantheon. Everyone gathers in and offers to give help in whatever ways they can.  Gabe says they should at least hear them out to find out what exactly was happening.

4. Reluctantly Donna agrees with her husband. Sam asks who they should see first.  Ruby suggests Artemis, but Donna quickly turns and says she’s a bitch. Jo is a little surprised at that reaction and asks why. Donna explains how she is typically pretty vindictive, and also kind of sneaky. Ruby comments on how stealthy she can be, and Alex says that would make sense since she is the goddess of the hunt. Jody asks about Apollo and Jacques says he has never met him. Donna says she hasn’t either and Cass says well maybe they should. Sam agrees with that and asks who is going. Gabe snaps his fingers taking Sam, Alex, Ruby and jo with him.

5. Appearing in another home, they walk in toward a man who is sitting and staring into the mirror. He doesn’t even notice them until Sam clears his throat and speaks. He jumps at attention and seems to know who Gabe is. Sam asks him about the Appollites. Ruby listens and then asks about the early death- Apollo tells a story about his father and how he cursed them, and said he was weak for needing friendship. And how Artemis enjoyed killing them off.  Meanwhile the rest of the team is back at the bunker and reading through the files with Jacques as he shares his own curse. Donna is adamant that they end it and return the world to its natural order. Jody asks how they are going to do it, and Cass says they need to wait for Gabe and the others. In agreement on that, Jody sends a message to Sam asking if they’ll return soon, saying they are on their way

6. Gabe and Apollo come to an agreement to stop the creation of more Appollites. Ruby suggests they head back so they can prepare to hunt down Artemis. Apollo states he's not sure of her whereabouts at the moment so she may be tough to find but he will be searching and be in touch if he finds her. Apollo asks Gabe to keep in touch if they happen to find her. Alex asks how they are gonna do that. Sam says Ruby may be able to assist with that. Jo agrees. Gabe tells everyone to get ready as he pops everyone back to the bunker.

7. Once back at the bunker Gabe fills everyone in on how things went. Sam and Ruby add to it. Alex asks how they are going to find Artemis. Ruby says with Cass and Gabe’s help she may have a way. Charlie speaks up that it may be too risky since magic has been effecting her a lot lately. Gabe asks what all it involves. Ruby and Sam explain. Dean pipes up its too dangerous asking if there's another way. Gabe states he may have a safer way with Artemis being a god. Jo agrees that an alternative would be safer. Henry Sam and Alex agree.

8. Artemis is located via Gabe’s way. Everyone gets ready packing up to go. Gabe and Donna explain this is gonna be harder than other battles. Charlie says she can set up her equipment and wire everyone so she can monitor and watch and warn of any danger. Everyone agrees it’s a good idea. Once everyone is wired up and ready, the team leaves. (Driving or popping whichever). Artemis is awaiting their arrival.

9. Donna shares her thoughts and feelings with Artemis. Gabe reminds her she’s merely human with no baby grace to help her this time. Dean speaks up demanding her to end her feud. Gabe silences him again. Jacques comments this isn’t going to end well for many. Artemis reacts to all. Gabe reminds them they are here to talk things out first and foremost. Cass and Jody agree while Cass senses it isn’t going to end well.

10. Battle with Artemis ensues. (free run)

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a heart like yours part 3: the Romanoff inquisition

Masterlist

Summary: After Steve's unsuccessful attempts to wake you, Natasha asks him a question that puts his priorities into perspective.

Pairing: Steve x Reader; Loki x Reader

Warnings: Couchie, angst…a lot of angst, and bring your tissues because this is the chapter i teared up while writing

"Y/N, sweetie…" Natasha sighed as she watched the scene playing out before her. Steve telling you he loved you and using that annoying nickname that nobody in the team but him could stand, kissing you countless times with teary eyes, and still nothing. "Come on, babes." She felt a small hand take hers and she looked down at Morgan who looked like she was about to cry again.

"Is she gonna wake up now, Auntie Nat?" 

After Steve pressing another unsuccessful kiss to your lips, she shook her head at the little girl. "No, sweetie. No happily ever after. At least not tonight." 

"I told them she needs a prince to kiss her. Auntie Y/N is a princess. She needs Prince Loki." 

How was it that of all the people in the room aside from herself and Wanda, it was Stark's kid that caught on to what actually needed to happen? "Does she now, tiny genius?" 

"Yes!" she whispered in excitement. "Princesses are always saved by the princes with a kiss of true love. She's a princess. He's a prince." 

"But Thor is also a prince, baby Morgan," she cooed at the child. "Do you think he could save Princess Y/N from the curse?" Morgan shook her head. "And why is that?" 

"Because, Auntie Nat…" the child began. "It's not just any prince that will save the princess. You need one more thing. A thing that Prince Loki has that Uncle Thor doesn't." She gave the kid a look that encouraged her to keep going. "Love." 

"So you think that Loki there loves your Auntie Y/N?" 

Morgan nodded enthusiastically. "I know he does. It's something that he has that Uncle Steve doesn't have, too. He looks at her like when Prince Charming first saw Cinderella at the ball and they danced until midnight. Or like when Eugene looks at Rapunzel with all of the floating lights. Uncle Steve likes her. Prince Loki loves her." 

Natasha chuckled, more to herself than at the kid's words. "You watch too many movies, baby." 

"But I'm right," she pouted at the Russian spy. "He loves Auntie Y/N. He's the one who breaks her curse." 

"Okay honey, it's time for bed," Natasha heard Pepper's voice break through their conversation, watching as the strawberry blonde picked up her and Tony's daughter. "You can come visit Auntie Y/N tomorrow and see if she's any better, okay?" The child nodded, the tears shining in her eyes again. "Say goodnight to her now, baby." 

Morgan turned her little body around in Pepper's arms and waved in the direction of your bed. "Goodnight, Auntie Y/N. I love you." 

Natasha watched as the mother and daughter walked away from the room in amusement. The brain on that kid could give Tony a run for his money one day. 

"I don't get it," Steve grumbled, looking and sounding every bit frustrated. "Why isn't she awake yet? I've definitely kissed her enough times." 

A chill ran down her spine as she caught sight of Loki, a murderous glare in his eyes. "Because, you miserable, sniveling, pathetic excuse for a man, you do not love her." He was seething, the words that escaped him leaving a slight chill in the air as his frost giant powers began to show through. "You took her as your lover and you couldn't even accomplish the basest task, loving her. And now she's lost to us all." 

He stalked toward the soldier and pushed him into the wall with one arm. "Laufeyson! Stand down!" 

"Do you realize what you've done? If you cannot wake her, then she is lost to us. She will never wake and she will die. And we will remain here with the helpless task of watching her fade away. She's gone. Y/N is gone and there is no one to blame but yourself." 

"Brother," Thor's voice broke through as he placed a hand on Loki's shoulder. "You must back away. There is nothing we can do for Lady Y/N like this. We can search for other ways to break the curse. We will find a way to bring her back to us." 

He allowed the blonde god to pull him away and guide him out of the room, all the while his eyes empty as he murmured, "Y/N's gone, Brother. I will never see her again. She's gone." 

Natasha looked over to Steve again, who was straightening his jacket and righting his stance. "Show's over, everyone. Get some sleep. We'll try to figure out what we can do for Y/N in the morning. We're no use to her if our minds aren't sharp." 

She watched as everyone left the room one by one, Wanda taking some time to cast a quick spell on you by placing her hand on your head. 

"What dream did you give her?" she whispered to the Sokovian. 

"I gave her Loki's," Wanda answered. "She just doesn't know it's his." 

She nodded and let Wanda exit the room before turning back to Steve. "I need to talk to you." She nodded towards your bed. "But not here. If she's aware of what's happening around her, I don't want her to hear this while she's asleep. She deserves better."

He nodded at his friend and they went into the kitchen. Natasha got some beers from the fridge and handed him a bottle, letting him drink some before blurting out, "You don't love her." 

"Are you really gonna listen to Laufeyson's crazy talk, Nat? Of course I love her! I wouldn't be with her if I didn't love her, so I really don't understand why--"

"You don't love her enough," she cut him off, her tone unchanging. "Loki said that the curse would be broken by the one who loves her with his whole heart. The one whose love is pure and true. Sure you might love her, but it's not enough. It's like how maybe Tony or I love her. You'll be sad if she dies, but you wouldn't feel like your life ended." 

"Nat, I feel like someone just beat me up and left me for dead. I have to watch someone I love die because some curse says that I don't love her enough to wake her." 

"You just said it, Steve." He looked at Natasha with a confused and incredulous look. "She's someone you love. Not the woman you love. Please Steve, for Y/N, be honest with me. If you had a chance to be with Peggy again--"

"Nat, don't you dare bring her into this, this has nothing to do with--" 

"If you had a chance to be with Peggy again," she insisted, daring him with a look to cut her off again. "And you had to leave Y/N to do it, would you take it?" He looked at her with incredulity, as if she was supposed to know the answer, but truly she didn't. Two days ago, before they took off for this mission, maybe she would have been positive that he wouldn't just leave you for his past. 

But then this curse happened, and despite his words and his "Come home to me, Couchie" and his attempts to wake you with his kiss, you were still toeing the fine line between life and death. With each second ticking by taunting everyone that your time was running out. 

"No, Steve," she answered his silent question of 'Do you really not know the answer to this?' "I really don't. All I know is you say you love her, and yet she's not awake." 

"Maybe she doesn't love me, did that ever cross your mind, Romanoff?" He didn't look pained at the question he just aired; actually he looked annoyed. "Maybe the kiss didn't work because maybe my heart was in it but hers--"

"Breaking this curse has nothing to do with her heart, Rogers. Just the heart of the man trying to wake her. Pure and true. You can't do that if you're not even being honest with yourself, Steve." She softened her tone, trying to remind him that despite the tense situation, she was his friend first and foremost, and he could be honest with her, around her. "Just be honest, Steve. Would you take it?" 

"If I knew that Y/N would be alright? That she'd be safe and taken care of? Then yes," he sighed. "I love Y/N, I really do, but--"

"Peggy's your great love," Nat cut him off. "Your first love. In your eyes, no one ever compared to her and no one ever will. Your world ended when she died, Steve. You were denied a chance to build a life with her, and I think that's always haunted you. Anyone could understand that of course you would take that chance. Anyone given the chance for a do-over would gladly take it." 

Tears welled in Steve's eyes as he weighed the implications of his love for you, or to be more accurate, his lack of it. "So what happens now? To Y/N?" He sounded devastated, as if he was overcome with guilt, but to her he didn't sound like he couldn't bear to even imagine what a world without you would be like. He would grieve you, just like everyone would. 

But in time he would move on. And he would eventually find someone who he could live out the rest of his days with, all the while ultimately waiting for either the opportunity or the inevitability that he would be with Peggy again. 

Natasha weighed their options carefully. Was there a workaround or a loophole that they could exploit and break the curse that way? There were other forms of love that were whole-hearted and pure and true, but the Sin Healer's curse made it clear that you wouldn't be woken with that type of love. 

"Now we grieve," she answered him. "We say goodbye, while her soul is still with us. You should say your piece while everyone's asleep. Have your final moments with her in privacy. You might not love her the way she needed, but we should at least let her know that she's not leaving this world unloved." 

Fat tears were rolling down Steve's cheeks now as he tried to wrap his head around what had to happen next. "I'm so sorry, Nat." 

"I'm not the one you should be apologizing to, Steve." With a nod, he stood up and made his way back to you. "And for the love of all things good in this fucking world, don't call her Couchie! I don't want that name to be one of the last things she hears." 

"It's a cute--"

"No it's not, Steve!" she hollered as he walked away. When he was out of earshot, she went toward the apartments again. There was one last thing she thought to try. And perhaps this would be what woke you all along. 

She had to go see a god about a kiss.

Steve walked into your room, feeling his legs giving out as he pulled up a chair next to you and took your hand.

"Y/N," he whispered. "I love you. I'm sorry  that it's not enough, that I couldn't wake you. You know, before we started seeing each other I honestly thought that I couldn't love anyone again. And then I saw you in the kitchen one morning, dancing around making breakfast for everyone, and the only thing I knew at that moment was that I wanted to pull you in and kiss you silly." 

He allowed for a few tears to escape him before taking a breath and kept going. "The time I had with you…I could've been better. I could've been less jealous. Showed you that I loved you more than I did. I was so caught up with showing everybody else that you were mine that I guess I forgot to show you how grateful I was that you were. That you gave me the chance to love you." 

He pressed several kisses to your hand and braced himself for his next words. His final words to you. "Thank you. Thank you for letting me love you. For showing me that I was still capable of loving again. For being a ray of sunshine in this dark, depressing world we live in, and allowing me to bask in your light. For being a part of this family. For being a part of my life. I love you, Y/N." He stood up and pressed a kiss to your forehead. "You can rest now, sweetheart." 

He walked away from your room, trying his best to keep himself together with every step he took. But when he walked into his apartment and saw all the little things there that reminded him of you, the sweater of his that you always wore because you insisted that it was more comfortable than anything you owned, the hair clip you'd wear when you were doing your laundry, the sunflower yellow toothbrush you kept in his bathroom, that was when he allowed himself to sink to his knees, crying his heart out.

You were gone. And up until this moment he refused to admit it, but Laufeyson was right. He had no one else but himself to blame.

A/N: How's everybody doing? Still good?

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Thor: Record of Ragnarok

Chapter 3

Note: I wrote this way before eres Buda fight

Note : there wasn’t info on Apolo when I wrote this

Three victories for the gods (and unfortunately, Uruk, a god too similar to Thor himself, had given the first one ), three for the humans. For once, things were tied, but maybe the gods should learn a thing or two…

“Dear Scarlet witch, just know that it’s not necessary for you to go “ Thor knew she was the youngest avenger, if you didn’t count Vision that is. He unfortunately didn’t count, as he wasn’t a human (those technicalities allowed Buddha to fight for them, but the gods wouldn’t allow it again. He somehow was able to end up in the afterlife, perhaps due to his strange condition, but wasn’t among the audience ) In any case, and despite what the rest of the team had decided, he didn’t feel comfortable sending her to a death match against a god. “Lady Brunhilde has other candidates…”

“It is…”Wanda, despite that, could be very (testaruda ). She was aware the team would eternally see her as a child, despite now being a mother herself to the Sokovian orphans she had adopted. Even more so for someone who had lived as long as Thor had “We both know what we are risking here, and i promised to end anyone who ever tried to harm my family again”

Angering her wasn’t a good idea. Thanos had learned that the hard way, and she nearly took on the mad titan by herself. She was indeed an excellent choice, so why did Thor not feel comfortable sending her to fight the god Apollo?

“Brother, I’m sorry, but you need to chat later “Loki interrupted them “Um, hello…guess you got those powers thanks to my intervention, but now please go and don’t die”

“I thought you were the dead one “Wanda said puzzled

“Killing him is quite hard…”which was something Thor was grateful for “and I hope the same applies to you”

“As he said, it’s not that simple to get rid of me “Loki assured her “follow me, Brunhilde already chose the Valkyrie that will help you”

Both Bruce and Kára were resting before their fight, as Hulk considered the Valkyrie friend and the choice was easier to make. Thor wondered which of the young Valkyries was going to aid his friend, and hoped the best for them.

If Wanda was nervous, then it was impossible to notice. Despite being young and not as experienced, no one could deny she was one of the most dangerous members of the team.

“Brunhilde, which Valkyrie is accompanying my dear friend ?”the booming voice of the blonde startled the blue haired woman

“Your majesty, please keep your voice down “ as calm as always, her eyes could tell she was angry

“Excuse my brother, please “On the other hand, Loki was well aware of her reaction.

“Sister, who of us is going?” A small, purple haired Valkyrie asked.

“You are” Brunhilde spoke “Scarlet Witch, my sister Göll, the thirteenth Valkyrie, shall accompany you into battle “

For once in her life, Göll was speechless

“She’s just a child “Thor protested “barely one thousand years old”

“He is right, this is madness” Loki agreed

“You didn’t object that much to your daughter accompanying Raiden “ Brunhilde reminded the asgardian king

“My daughter was already an adult, and fought proudly alongside the man she chose to love “that didn’t mean it hadn’t hurt to see her lose her life during the fight, he was just trying not to show it.

Loki patted his back. He would get revenge against the Hindu god responsible for her death later, as it was possible his brother was unable to. Of course the god of mischief was angry about it: he had seen her as a little girl, and still considered her one even if she was twice his size.

“My brother is right, you can’t send her “Hey, even Loki had a soft spot for children.

“That’s not up to you, but to her “and for her, she meant Wanda.

The witch didn’t participate in their debate, as it was someone else’s choice to accompany her. She walked up to the small Valkyrie and kneeled down to be on her face level

“Your sisters…how many have been killed so far ?” Wanda asked. It could be seen as less than tactful at the moment

“Three…three of them have “ her other sisters had ordered her to be strong, but she found it almost impossible.

“I lost my brother, Pietro, some years ago “ the avenger recalled “It felt as if my heart had been ripped out… I really wouldn’t wish that to anyone “

“I’m so sorry… “ she couldn’t cry or her eldest sister would get angry.

“I was able to avenge his death…I want not only to protect my home and my family , but help you avenge your fallen sisters too “ Wanda offered her hand to the girl “Let our hearts become one and teach the gods that they have made a mistake…if you wish, of course “

“That’s…that’s what I wish “ Göll held her hand and soon, they were both one.

There wasn’t any time to lose, so they all walked to the arena. Tho the Norse gods had their own seats, one which had belonged to Odin, they all now seated next to the humans, Thor and Loki included.

“Well, after such a twist on our last fight, it might be time to move on to our next one “Heimdall had been chosen to narrate all the fights, nearly getting hurt in some as a result of it

“He sounds like one of those mortals who are present during their matches “Thor said quite puzzled

“Well, he can see everything. Perhaps he chose what he thinks it’s the best option “Loki pointed out “and it makes this be more entertaining…tho I guess you don’t have good memories of this “

“Fighting for the humans!” Heimdall“Our only female representative of both sides, as well as the first alive mortal This woman nearly took down the avengers by herself, including the mighty Thor ! She made the Mad Titan tremble, and discovered the secrets of the multiverse!”

Wanda approached the arena in her hero costume: the scarlet suit was easy to spot.

Those who had perished years before didn’t know who she was, but several of the recent ones did: either fought with her, or seen her fought for them. Many wakandan warriors, including some of the great Dora Milaje who perished fighting Thanos, stood up and began chanting for her.

“Yibambe, Scarlet Witch! “ stomping their spears to the floor, they cheered for their ally “Yibambe!”

Wanda smiled fondly, usually people weren’t fond of her.

Even then, the sokovians ,despite having suffered greatly, hailed the hero from their native land

“Ti to možeš !” Was a chant that could be heard by their side.

The young woman tried to find some familiar faces among the audience, but there were many to be able to easily do that.

“Isn’t that the terrorist?” Some people whispered

“The scarlet witch reformed “ some said

“I died thanks to her…”could also be heard

Where was her family? Where was vision? She couldn’t look for them while being distracted.

“I present to you, Wanda Maximoff, better known as…”of course, the god paused dramatically “THE SCARLET WITCH!”

Wanda hadn’t asked for anything dramatic for her entrance, so she simply walked to her side

“A woman?” A member of the audience in the human’s side asked puzzled “she’s so pretty…and young”

“Oh, trust me “that man had exploded thanks to her “Don’t let her face fool you. Witchy here is quite a menace “.

“Fighting for the gods…”ah, another dramatic pause “The youngest son of the titan Leto! Twin sibling of Artemia

A beautiful lyre tone could be heard, and nine beautiful young women appeared.

“Lord Heimdall, excuse us for the interruption “ Thalia, the muse of comedy spoke

“But we need this introduction to be made with perfection “ her sister, Erato, continued

“Or else no one will pay attention “ Polymhnia concluded

“Sorry, my ladies “ the god apologized “perhaps you would like to do it ?”

“You honor us those words“Calliope interjected for her sisters

“But we are only wards “ and there was Melponen

“And while it would be a reward” then Clio

“This should go toward “ Urania joined them

“Because no one else could afford “ Terpsichore meant this was about to end

“To present Apollo better than our lord “ thankfully, there was Euterpe

“Ah, i see “ of course Heimdall knew Apollo would want to introduce himself, perhaps that’s why he didn’t put that much spirit into introducing him in the first place “Very well, I’ll allow him to do it himself “

“His ego is bigger than yours “ Loki chuckled

“Greek gods tend to be like that…and I was never that bad “Thor defended himself

“Darlings of mine, speak, i am listening

Let them see why in Olympus they dread me

Look at the skyline

At the sun is where i am”

A golden cart could be seen near the sun, and it was from there where the song was coming from. The muses had gathered their instruments and were either playing them or dancing for their lord.

“See the sun, for that’s who I am “ So that was Apollo’s voice “I’ll have fun with my foe, even tho this is quite a scam “

“A scam?” Thor could tell he wasn’t taking this seriously. The god might as well just kill himself if he wanted

“A beautiful damsel, is my foe?” They sound of the lyric seemed to love at the same time as his lips “a worthy lover perhaps, but not quite for a game show”

The muses all danced and made a perfect formation of a bullseye. In the center, the god landed.

“I am the god who posses many virtues

The most handsome of the olympians

And I don’t wish to hurt you

For this reason “

Many females attendants (and even if some would deny it, male ones too) were pretty much hypnotized by the Olympian, mortals and deities alike. Who would blame him? As the myths had described him, the god was quite handsome: tall and white tanned skin, long blonde hair and a muscular body, many would fall for him

“My beautiful rose, why don’t you surrender ?” The god left his cart, carrying his Golden bow along with his silver arrows and approaching his opponent “I can convince my father to spare such a beauty like you from the faith you mortals will suffer”

“My lord, I have to ask you to go back to your side “ Heimdall requested

“Oh silence, you seriously shouldn’t be making me angry “ the blonde god spoke

“Brother, this is a fight !” His twin sister, Artemia, yelled at him “That’s why I should’ve gone in your place “

The god chuckled “but dear sister, you’re sitting right there” he reminded to his elder sibling “Maybe you could come with me to my chambers, my lady?”

“I think I have to reject that offer “ she couldn’t have seemed less interested, which earned a lot of shocked reactions from the audience.

“Very well” the smile on Apollo’s face was gone as he finally obeyed Heimdall.

As soon as the fight started, Wanda wasn’t even able to see the arrow that landed in her shoulder. It was an unbearable pain, and the proof that he luck against that sort of weapons sucked.

“You should’ve said yes, my dear “ despite usually delivering instant kills, being rejected hurt his ego, so he was going to be more cruel than usual

“Didn’t you say she was the most powerful avenger ?” Loki asked

“She is “Thor was still worried for her, but he trusted the girl.

“The arrows are to fast for us!” Göll has really never been into a battle

Wanda ignored her, but it was true: she couldn’t even see where the god was, but every time she looked at one direction, there was a new arrow piercing her delicate skin.

“Take that, you bitch!” One of the muses chuckled “you should’ve accepted our lord’s generous offer!”

“Don’t you dare to call my sister a bitch, stupid slut !” That voice was impossible to miss

“Brother?” She smiled. The Valkyrie siding her couldn’t help but feel happy for the mortal: she finally got to see her big brother again, even in such a situation.

She ignored that her life was in peril and flew towards the source. The god was puzzled for suddenly not being the center of attention, but decided he could get revenge if he was patient, something unusual on her

“The one and only” he chuckled. Pietro was looking just like he did at the moment of his death, except well, he wasn’t covered in holes and his shirt wasn’t blood soaked “and im not the only one here “

“You’ve grown so much, my dear “ her mother was also there, looking like she did before the bomb fell on them

“We are proud of you” that was her father, with the gentle smile he always had.

She wanted to hug them, and would’ve, if yet another arrow hadn’t hit her right near the heart.

“This is a fight, remember?” Apollo laughed cruelly

“HA, TAKE THAT!”

“Humans are so stupid I swear “

It looked like it was going to be a quick fight, seeing that Wanda fell to the floor from a particularly tall place, and that was without taking the arrows into account.

“This is why women aren’t suited for battle “ Apollo laughed “I didn’t even get to see your weapon…so eager to see your family? Well, it’s the last time you will “

He shot his final arrow, aimed right to her heart. However, and to the surprise of everyone, including Göll, a red light surrounded it, making it float. Soon the quiver was empty

“I don’t need them to fight you, sweety “ Apollo was strong enough to do that himself, but for some reason he didn’t know, he also couldn’t move.

“You have been seeing my weapon all along, oh “most handsome” of the gods “ the young woman spoke calmly

“Her eyes are red, aren’t they?” Thor had preferred not to see, that brought him painful memories

“Yes…and I think this will end sooner than we thought “ Loki said surprised

Another sibling, Artemis, could only look in horror. If her brother was speechless, that was a terrible sign

The girl smiled “Dear Valkyrie, do you wish to avenge your sisters ?”

Of course she knew the answer, and as she said that, all the arrows both in her body and outside it pierced the god, but without killing him. He left out a terrifying scream

“You have been seeing the weapon all along “ Wanda chuckled, slowly making the arrows pierce his body more “I am my weapon…”

Before the god could reply with what he would claim was a brilliant retort, Wanda used the same attack she used against Thanos: slowly, she began to use her mind to separate the limbs of the god, starting by his hands

In the god’s side, Athena and Hebe were holding their sister back

“LET ME GO, I’M GOING TO SABE MY LITTLE BROTHER !” If it wasn’t for their strength, for sure there would be two gods fighting in the arena

“Sister…”Apollo managed to barely speak. Perhaps he never appreciated her enough, it seemed.

So he thought as his arms were pulled off, then his feet, and then his legs.

Maybe there was more commotion, maybe the other humans and gods were screaming, maybe Heimdall was marrying what was going on and maybe Ares was asking his brother what was happening

But for Wanda, there wasn’t anyone else besides her family and friends there, and of course, the unfortunate god that soon lost his head.

She did feel bad for his wailing sister, who was threatening to kill her, and tried to rearrange her body, but it shattered into green pieces before she was able to do so.

She really wouldn’t wish this to anyone, not even a goddess.

Göll and her broke the strange bond, and Wanda couldn’t remember much of their walk into the nurse room. Not the threats the goddess was screaming at her, the tears from the gods, or the cheers from the human.

#thor: record of ragnarok #madg fanfic #shuumatsu no valkyrie #record of ragnarok.

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My (belated) unfiltered first thoughts on Thor 4: The Fourth Thor ("Love and Thunder")

Don't expect these to be smart or organized, they are literally just my immediate thoughts about the movie, scribbled down right when they popped into my head. (spoiler alert, obviously)

MOON KNIGHT IS IN THE MARVEL OPENING TITLE!!!!!

Seems these days Marvel is on a bit of a streak where they open their movies/shows with a painfully personal snapshot of the villain, and I'm very much on board with it

Over the course of three Thor movies, Darcy went from being Jane's annoying intern to her best friend, that's beautiful

CAMP CAMP CAMP CAMP CAMP CAMP CAMP CAMP CAMP

Asgard is so advanced, yet New Asgard didn't take advantage of Earth theatre special effects? LAME! Loki would not approve

GIANT GOOOOOOAAAATS

If Moon Knight and Thor ever share a movie, they need to have Steven see one of the giant goats and nonchalantly point to it and say "goat"

Ok, I want to love the fact that Jane repaired Mjolnir on her own just by being worthy...sorry, but I just don't buy it? Would've been cool if she did it with science somehow, like Tony or Bruce would've done

Sif's back, ohhhh no, this movie's going to make me confront my bisexuality

Sif was always Thor's real soulmate, fight me

The Asgardian kids watching the battle excitedly from their rooms is the cutest, it makes me think of how Thor and Loki probably did the same thing when they were little

Jane dumped him with a LETTER? Oh, NOT cool.

Could New Asgard be any quainter? *swoon*

I wish the New Asgardian kids had more traditional Asgardian culture about them. When I saw them wearing human clothes I assumed they would at least have Asgardian decor and stuff in their homes, but then when it showed the kids' rooms they seemed to just look like the average human child's bedroom. I hope they're not over-assimilating and losing their roots

"Your ex-gf and your ex-hammer" PFFT

Val'kyrie wearing a Phantom of the Opera shirt really brings that whole scene home for me

Is it just me, or do all the New Asgardian kids look about the same age? Is there, like a reason for that? Did Asgard's adults take a page out of the Grandmaster's book, if you know what I mean...?

"Our leading lady needs a flaw" "bad catchphrases?" "eh, that works"

Thor: (Lists a bunch of gods and other mythic heroes he'd want on his fictional team); Egyptian Gods from Moon Knight: Are we a fucking joke to you

Something tells me it would absolutely INFURIATE Odin to know that Asgard has turned into a campy tourist trap for humans. Good. :)

Wait, you have to die in battle to get into Valhalla? Where does everyone else go? They can't just drop that bomb on us and expect us to move on!!!

I still don't get how Jane is worthy of Mjolnir; she just wanted it to save her own health. Understandable, but not exactly heroic

Also, why does it make her turn blonde?

When Gorr took the kids, I thought he might be trying to "save" them in some misguided way, maybe because he thought it would somehow make up for the daughter he wasn't able to save? I thought there was going to be a plot twist where he actually cared about all children because they remind him of his daughter, and that would turn out to be a "fatal flaw" in some way - that would have been interesting

Greek gods are canon in the MCU? And Thor somehow knew about and studied them at some point? OHOHOHOHOHOHO the fanfic possibilities are ENDLESS

Wait, how did Thor learn about Zeus? When he was a child on Asgard, or later when he first went down to Earth? If the former, would that make the gods of the various ancient cultures contemporaries?

Jane called Val'kyrie "Your Highness," don't you mean MAJESTY?! Show some damn respect, Jane, geez

Lol was that Dionysus in the red robe with the grapes?

THE LOKI TATTOO IS REAL!!! omg I thought that was a joke from Ragnarok that was scrapped, but they brought it back!

Zeus: Makes fun of Thor being "God of Thunder" when he just makes lightning. Also Zeus: "My lightning bolt is called 'Thunderbolt'"

When Korg fell apart I almost say HOLY SHIT out loud (so much for "perishable rock")

I'd been waiting the whole movie for Sweet Child O' Mine, and I was NOT disappointed, that was fucking epic

"Team Kids in a Cage," good band name

Tumblr, I see your "beautiful man covered in blood" and I raise you "beautiful man and women covered in whatever that gold stuff is"

SAPPHIC VAL'KYRIE CONFIRMED!!! -Say what you want about LGBT representation in Marvel all being performative, but truly I tell you if I'd seen this when I was 15 I would have been beyond thrilled

SPACE DOLPHINS SPACE DOLPHINS SPACE DOLPHINS

Damn it, how tf did Taika Waititi find out about my secret "holding hands over a hot lava pool" fetish

I'm actually really digging the main conflict of this movie being about finding a balance between religious faith and science. I don't think this is a topic Marvel has dealt with in such a big way before.

So Thor is a walking Rubiks cube now? *shrugs* I'm cool with it

The normal moviegoer in me really wants to enjoy watching an army of superpowered children fighting with Thor, but the education major in me can't get past the fact that it's literally child abuse

Jane turning slowly to face Mjolinir in her hospital bed was the sexiest moment in this whole film

So, was Eternity supposed to look like a cheap laptop sticker you'd buy at a yoga studio, or did the special effects team just blow their entire budget before they got around to that scene?

Is that lady with Axel supposed to be Heimdall's wife? Did he have a wife this whole time? Wasn't he always on constant vigil? When would he have taken the time off to have a wife and baby?

DAD!THOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I don't quite understand how Gorr's daughter came back? He exchanged his life for hers somehow? How is she "born from the powers of Eternity?"

Okay, but when it the little girl going to meet Uncle Loki, because PUH LEASE.

That whole movie and I didn't realize Zeus was played by Russell Crowe until the credits. Not sure if that's a compliment to Crowe's acting or an insult to my intelligence

Omg Hercules is Roy from Tad Lasso (and yes, I did recognize him from his chest hair before his face) This is too good.

#thor: love and thunder #thor #marvel #eecmidford