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sometimesiwriteandothershit · 11 months

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bucky: i’ve been through hell

y/n: big deal. i worked at the sunglasses kiosk at the mall for four years.

y/n: so not only have i been through hell, I was assistant manager there

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saraakpotter · 4 days

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avengers incorrect quote: strongest

Thor to the hand scanning machine Tony made: Thor! F.R.I.D.A.Y: access denied Thor: strongest avenger F.r.i.d.a.y: access denied Thor: what! y\n: oh this is going to take to long! let me. Thor (walks away smirking): good luck lady y\n! it obviously broken. y\n (putting her hand on the machine): y\n\n F.R.I.D.A.Y: welcome, strongest avenger Thor: Thor:

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romanoffshouse · 6 months

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[Natasha speaking Russian]

Y/N, sighing: Yeah, I know.

Tony: You speak Russian?

Y/N: No. I just know the phrase, "This is all your fault"

Y/N: She says it a lot.

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incorrectquotesmcu · 19 days

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[Y/N is late]

Natasha: You’re late.

Y/N: You’re pretty.

Natasha: You’re forgiven.

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gfmaximoff · 8 months

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Y/N: I don’t even flirt that much.

Yelena: Oh really? *stands up* Raise your hands if you think you’re dating Y/N.

Natasha: *raises hand*

Wanda: *raises hand*

Shuri: *raises hand*

Kate: *raises hand*

Yelena, side eyeing violently: Kate Bishop, what was that?

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incorrectmarvelquotesss · 3 months

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Sam: Bucky isn’t answering his phone.

Y/N: I’ll call him.

Steve: Sam and I have both tried six times. What makes you think—

Bucky: Hey, doll.

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book-place-incorrect-quotes · 9 months

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Natasha: *before a mission* Who’s turn is it to give a pep talk?

Steve: *sighs* Y/N’s…

Y/N: *stands dramatically on the table* All right, people, let’s fuck shit up out there and not die!

Tony: *wipes away a fake tear* So inspirational

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th3-c0rps3-r0gu3 · 2 months

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Nat: ‘They’ll never find the body’ is such a boring threat, a better threat would be ‘they’ll never stop finding the body’

Y/n: bored: Or just say ‘they’ll be finding parts of you for at least 4 months, and you’ll still be alive for 3 of them’

Nat: Now that’s a threat!

The rest of the Avengers: *horrified silence*

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of-many-incorrect-quotes · 4 months

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Y/N: *smiling down at Natasha, who’s half asleep with her head in her lap* You’re so cute when you’re sleepy

Natasha: *mumbling without opening her eyes* I could kill you, you know

Y/N: *lovingly* I know

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lesbian-deadpool · 4 months

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Y/N, every single night of the year: *Stays up till 1 AM, dicking around on the internet for absolutely no reason*

Y/N, on December 31st: Stay up until MIDNIGHT??? In THIS economy??? SIR! Good NIGHT!

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literaryavenger · 20 days

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Steve, seeing Y/N babying Bucky: What happened??

Y/N, putting a bandaid on Bucky’s finger: Bucky got a paper cut.

Steve, rolling his eyes: Seriously? Yesterday Sam was screaming "I've been stabbed!" and all you did was yell "shut up!"

Y/N, after kissing Bucky’s boo-boo: That's because he was screaming "I think I've been stabbed!" Bitch, you're either stabbed or you aren't!

Steve:

Y/N:

Steve:

Natasha, sitting next to them while casually eating cereal: She's right.

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wandas6-gf · 1 year

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Y/N: Can I have a piece of cake from the fridge?

Yelena: What’s the rule?

Y/N, sighing: No cake after dinner.

Yelena: No, that’s Nat’s rule. My rule is that you need to bring me a slice as well.

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saraakpotter · 6 days

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Tony Stark incorrect quote: sleep

y\n and Tony are in the lab when Nat walks in.

Nat: oh my god! look at you two! when was the last time you had some rest?

y\n: we had sleep!

Nat: oh really? when?

Tony: Sunday!

Nat (happy): Sunday? but....but today is Sunday! you slept today?

Tony: yeah.....not this Sunday.

Nat: YOU HADNT SLEPT IN A WEEK!

y\n: its totally fine right Tony?

Tony: yeah we dont need sleep!

Nat: at least tell me you had a nice amount of sleep!

Tony: we did!

Nat (hopefully): really? how much?

y\n: yeah! 10

Nat: hours?!

y\n:

y\n: minuets

Nat:

Tony: minuets! wow, thats.....amazing!

y\n: i know right! this is a record!

Nat:

Nat: im done

Steve: i can see why y\n and Tony are dating now.

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romanoffshouse · 28 days

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*nudging Natasha awake at 2 a.m.*

Y/N: Do you like me?

Natasha: I MARRIED YOU

Y/N: yeah, but did you marry me as a friend, or as a wife?

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incorrectquotesmcu · 2 months

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[Wanda speaking Sokovian]

Y/N, sighing: Yeah, I know.

Pietro: You speak Sokovian?

Y/N: No. I just know the phrase, "This is all your fault".

Y/N: She says it a lot.

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gfmaximoff · 7 months

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Yelena: It’s really frustrating.

Kate: What is it?

Yelena: Watching Y/N openly flirt with Wanda and Wanda not realizing it.

Kate, wearing a "Date Me Yelena Pls" shirt: Haha yeah, she's so oblivious.

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