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theneversincorrect · 1 year
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amalia: penance, quick! hold my hand!
penance: [takes her hand] okay, now what?!
amalia: nothing, i just wanted to hold your hand.
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lilislegacy · 18 days
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hazel: percy and annabeth just have the most beautiful relationship
piper: i know! they are SO in love
frank: and they are always so on the same page
leo: and their relationship is so mature
*meanwhile*
percy and annabeth outside the cabin fighting over who gets to talk to sally on the phone first:
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reineydraws · 1 month
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i dont have a caption for you lol i'll let shanks's heart eyes speak for themselves 🫶
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mai and zuko bestieism is so important to me
(ids in alt)
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mochafrappiccinolatte · 4 months
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My new headcannon is that James talks in his sleep and that’s how everyone finds out he’s dating Regulus.
It starts with Remus and his wolf hearing when James is napping and Remus is in the bathroom.
Lily, Mary and Marlene find out together when James falls asleep while playing cards with them in the common room. He wakes up to Mary laughing and Marlene passing Lily a couple galleons - they don’t tell him why.
Then it’s Pete, who got up in the middle of the night for a glass of water and comes back to James curled around a pillow mumbling something that sounds a lot like Reggie please. He casts a silencing spell and draw his curtains.
Sirius is the last because he sleeps like the dead and James is always up before him. But Sirius has a nightmare the night after a full so he has to crawl into bed with James. After hearing James say “Reg baby right like that” in his ear, he realizes there are worse things than nightmares about Walburga.
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p1nkshield · 1 year
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Jason: (stubs toe) AH GAH F*CK THIS TABLE
Dick: Jay Language! You should be ashamed!
Jason: You. You taught me these words man.
Dick: (now sweating a little bit) Such foul language and now lies? You lie on the name of your older brother? I don’t know what I did wrong! Timber have you ever ever heard me curse?
Tim: …no?
Dick: exactly! You wound me Jacey!
Jason: you literally would party all the time and you once told this very table the exact same thing I just said!
Tim: … okay the joke was funny before but now you’re taking it a bit too far Jason.
Jason: WHAT? ME!?
Later he found a Polaroid of a younger Dick Grayson clothes in disarray, holding a bottle of tequila and dancing amongst several other people. Said photo has a note on the back that read “hope to see you again soon” next to a deep red kiss mark.
Jason: SEE I WASN’T LYING LOOK!
Tim: …This is really good photoshop! I thought you didn’t want to learn! But seriously can you drop this? You’re asking me to believe that the guy who calls me timbits did drugs. Its not gonna work.
Dick: (mouthing behind Tim) no one will ever believe you >:)
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random-twst-things · 22 days
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*Meeting Rollo for the first time*
Mc/Y/N/Yuu: Bro...
Idia: Hm?
Mc/Y/N/Yuu, pointing at Rollo: Do you see that damn haircut he got on?
Idia, turning his head: ...
Mc/Y/N/Yuu: ...
Idia: There is no way...
Mc/Y/N/Yuu: Well, apparently there is a way...
Idia: His parents totally didn't care about him
Mc/Y/N/Yuu: Damn right they didn't, no caring adult would let their child run free in THAT bob without looking good
Idia: L.O.L for real
Malleus, out of nowhere: indeed, child of man, no kind, caring adult would let their child run free in such hair.
Idia, Mc/Y/N/Yuu: AAA?!
Malleus: But what if, perhaps, his parents do wear the same "bob" hair cut? A family tradition of sorts?
Idia, Mc/Y/N/Yuu: ...
Mc/Y/N/Yuu: now I'm imagining a family portrait with all of them wearing bobs
Idia: HEH HEH HEH L.M.A.O I'm imagining that too now
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(IDIA IS DOING HIS "Hehehe 👹" LAUGH I SWEAR, NOT THE "hehehe 😝🤭" LAUGH PLZ)
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Dividers by/from @/cafekitsune
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irishyuri · 3 months
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they were 100% joined at the hip post-finale
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daddiesdrarryy · 2 months
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James & Regulus: *kissing*
Barty: That’s got to be fun for you, huh?
Sirius: …
Barty: Watching your best friend suck the saliva out of your brother’s mouth?
Sirius: Shut up
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fanaticalthings · 1 year
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I know Jason always calls Dick the "Golden child" and in comics tends to paint him as this unbeatable person in terms of morals/goodness in his head, which makes Jason feel inferior and not good enough..
but I think it'd be so fucking funny if instead of Jason thinking he'll never be as good as Dick, it's actually him just mocking his brother around others, because Jason 100% remembers Dick on multiple occasions offering his 12yo self weed while Bruce wasn't around, and he's the only sibling with the knowledge that Dick wasn't this "holier than thou, I make no mistakes and am perfect" child, which is why Jason keeps praising to the younger batfam members on how Dick is so perfect KNOWING that Dick was absolutely not that.
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11 years old Regulus: I hate you.
12 years old James: You're cute.
*6 YEARS LATER*
Regulus: I hate you.
James: Love you too.
That's it.
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theneversincorrect · 1 year
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[their first meeting]
amalia: pleased to meet you. i’m amalia true, head of this orphanage. lavinia notified me of your arrival. and you are?
penance: not as straight as i thought.
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celestial-artisan · 2 months
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Velvette: Breathe, darling, just breathe. Vox, sobbing: I've done nothing with my life! I'm a failure! Alastor: Well that's never bothered you before.
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reineydraws · 8 months
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kyojuro corruption arc
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batcavescolony · 1 year
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Jason: I don't think Dick and Tim have what it takes to kill someone
Damian: tt no, they could never
Dick: *literally killed the joker, one alt universe version has killed the bats* ha ha yeah
Tim: *has like 3 alt versions that are murderers, has committed attempted murder, and definitely has a body count because of RR* oh yeah we don't have what it takes
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mrsrookhunt · 9 months
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Twisted Wonderland, but Yuu tells Rook they know embroidery
Rook: Ah, hats off to you-!
*dramatically sweeps his hat off*
*Sees 'YUU WAS HERE' stitched into the brim*
Rook: ....
Rook: ..Is this...?
*Yuu, already walking away*: I have my ways, Hunt!
*Rook, sobbing*: TEACH ME YOUR WAYS, MON TRICKSTEUR---
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