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11 years old Regulus: I hate you.
12 years old James: You're cute.
*6 YEARS LATER*
Regulus: I hate you.
James: Love you too.
That's it.
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lengthofropes · 1 year
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...when the last game of the season gets a bit chaotic
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sockpluto · 5 months
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i think the real reason november 5th has been so much more “intense” (for lack of a better word) is because this year has been so incredibly GAY. like. think about it. how many massive projects in media this year (that are mostly very popular on tumblr) have been queer. just to name a few in the last couple months, good omens season 2, OFMD2, loki season 2, heartstopper season 2, red white and royal blue movie, the list goes on.
2023 has just been the year of the gays, so of course destiel shippers on tumblr dot com are thriving.
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lavender-000 · 1 month
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REMUS LUPIN COMMENTATING ON GYRIFFINDOR VS SLYTHERIN GAMES (some time in 6th year)
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Remus: Welcome to the quiddich games i'm Remus Lupin and I'm forced to be here I hope you fuckers enjoy my pain
McGonagall: Remus Lupin!
Remus: *ahem* sorry miss but we're off the two terms are flying up to... hit things? Honestly im best friends with the Gyriffindor captain and fucking the beater no clue what's- OUCH MISS IM SORRY but that was uncalled for simply stating fac- OUCH-
ANYWAY our captain Potter is about to score- and missed, call me delusional but I'm pretty sure he was staring at baby Black, really Potter? Let's all thank your captain as Slytherin now have the ball thing- quaffle? Aaaannnd they score well done James WELL DONE.
McGonagall: let's move on from James please, 10 points to Slytherin.
Remus: Of course and the game begins again OH Marlene is going for the other more aggressive ball thing-
McGonagall: bludger
Remus: yes that, and she hits it! Go her that was good it went straight for the Slytherin team and OH MY GOD MCKINNON YOU DIDNT JUST WINK AT MEADOWES but that was smooth, I'm sure she was impressed... I'm being glared at LETS MOVE ON OH WOW James? Did you just SCORE I'm suprised you didn't get distracted aga-
McGonagall: REMUS LUPIN!
Remus: Aanndd 10 points go to Gyriffindor Barty is definitely not happy with that i don't know what you do but go hit those angry balls! Make a show for your boyfriend!
Now the games start again Gyriffindor is ahead wow if only Regulus Black stopped staring at someone's THIGHS WE'D BE DONE
YOURE. NOT. SUBTLE. BABY. BLACK.
Remus: ...ladies and gentlemen Miss McGonagall just laughed she can also see the pin-
McGonagall: Remus Lupin please leave
Remus: Of course miss can I just...?
McGonagall: ...just make it quick
Remus: Sirius you look so hot right now I'm gonna f-
McGonagall: SAY ANOTHER WORD AND YOURE NEVER LEAVING DETENTION
Remus: f-all in love with you even more...
McGonagall: ...
Remus: ...shit did Sirius just fall off his broom?
McGonagall: thank Merlin, Regulus caught the snitch GAME IS OVER SLYTHERIN WIN, REMUS DETENTION LEAVE NOW!
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The chaos if Remus was a quiddich commentator
(I love it)
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melandrops · 4 months
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hollywood could never top the casual but meaningful representation that horror fiction podcasts have
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pien-art · 1 year
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all the mashposting got to me
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cody: hey rex, is it gay-
rex: yes. cody everything between you and general kenobi is gay. you are gay.
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steddiealltheway · 2 years
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All these rainbows (plus so many more), and the duffers are trying to tell us they’re not all gay???
Incorrect.
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respectthepetty · 3 months
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In case you need a reason to watch Dead Friend Forever.
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Just know that everyone is gay.
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And they are all going to die.
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I feel like we need a name for the four Spidey gays (Miles, Pavtir, Gwen, and Hobie)
Like if we all just had a name for the four of them. It would be a lot easier for tagging fanart and even just talking.
The name can't be the Fruity Four because that's a Stranger Things thing. So, any suggestions?
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c4ndyntina · 7 months
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Matthias: Come on, think straight
Nina: But I'm-
Matthias: Now its not the time
Wylan: I'm not-
Matthias: Not you too
Jesper: Matthias I-
Matthias: No
Inej: B-
Kaz: OK EVERYONE THINK GAY JUST MAKE A PLAN.
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what if trans!regulus always found it seriously difficult to make friends even as a kid, until one day, he decides to be better in his senior year and his first ever best friend is remus, and then he asks james a favor and james confirms that their friends now?
Regulus: I really appreciate your help out there.
James: No problem. It's what friends are for, right?
Regulus: ......
Regulus: Right.
*LATER*
Regulus: *smiling widely* Remus! I've made another friend!
Remus: *smiles back* That's amazing, Reg. I'm really happy for you.
Regulus: His name is James. He's very nice.
Remus: *chuckles* 'Course he is.
*THAT NIGHT*
Remus: Love, Reg made another friend.
Sirius: Really? Who had the power to tame my brother?
Remus: James, apparently.
Sirius: *blinks* Oh.
Remus: *chuckles* Oh.
Remus: By the way, we need to buy him a new binder.
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chaostypebeat · 4 months
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So tired of straight people, gonna go rewatch Hannibal
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bentley-of-divorce · 1 year
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I'm a big fan of Stranger Things.
No, I don't watch the show on Netflix.-
I meant the gay version of Stranger Things on Tumblr
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lavender-000 · 2 months
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*the Black family, the royalty of the wizarding world. They carry wealth, beauty, status gliding ahead of society, untouchable by anyone*
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*Also the Back family*
Walburga: someone needs to procreate, Orion is getting ill and we still don't have any grandchildren!
Sirius: well, I'm gay...
Narcissa: same
Bellatrix: same
Walburga: Salazar save me, Regulus?
Regulus: yeahh... about that-
Walburga: IS ANYONE IN THIS HOUSE STRAIGHT?
Sirius: yeah, Andromeda!
Walburga: ... straight and not a blood-traitor?
Sirius: ... yeah... no.
Walburga: Salazar please take me I can't do this anymore...
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Everyone is gay and I love it (including Salazar)
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lionmythflower · 27 days
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sirius: how's it like to be straight?
james:
remus:
pandora:
regulus:
dorcas:
peter: great
peter,evan and barty: *bursts out laugh*
sirius: ..what?
marlene, lily, and Mary who set the three of them up: *giggling*
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