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morerandombullshit · 22 days
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BRO I CANT BELIEVE I FORGOT ABOUT THIS BUT
OK SO HOW DID I FORGOT ABOUT THIS IDEFK
I WAS JS DMING MY BEST FRIEND ON TUMBLR AND HE ASKED IF I PUT THIS UP YET BUT
SO ITS LIKE, NOVEMBER RIGHT? A FRIEND TELLS ME LUKE'S TIKTOK BC IM CURIOUS AB WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE
SO I FIND THIS FUCKING CRINGE-ASS...IDEK WHAT TO CALL ITS A DISASTER
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LIKE WTF
AT FIRST I WAS LIKE "wait wtf are spaghetti-os and wtf is Modern Family huh" BUT NOW IK THEYRE BASICALLY HEINZ'S ALPHAGETTI BUT ONLY WITH THE OS AND MODERN FAMILY IS A SHOW ON DISNEY PLUS OR SOME SHIT
ANYWAYS I SAW THAT SHIT FOR THE FIRST TIME, AND I WANTED TO THROW MYSELF OFF MY COUCH DUDE MY REACTION TO IT WAS LIKE "ew tf is this"
THE WAY I SPREAD IT TO MY BEST FRIEND AND MY ONLINE FRIENDS LIKE WILDFIRE THO
MY BEST FRIEND AND I HAVE MOCKED IT ALSO MY BEST FRIEND HAS MENTIONED SPAGHETTI-OS, MODERN FAMILY AND 3AM IN THE SAME DM AS A JOKE AND I JS GET FUCKING FLASHBACKS TO THE IMAGE ABOVE
sorry for traumatizing you guys with Luke's cringe ass but yk i had to put this up
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vampmarie · 1 month
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did this while waiting for the trailer. A little armanddaniel treat<3
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iwtv-az-hours · 1 month
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Poor man
He just wanted another night of drugs and perhaps some c0ck
Instead he found himself accidently homewrecking the morbidly disfunctional 28year marriage of the one real life vampire gay couple currently roaming the state
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goblinwithartsupplies · 3 months
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Camp half blood Winter solstice field trip
So in the books it’s mentioned that the year round campers give presentations to the gods on their annual field trip to Olympus.
What exactly does it mean by presentations? Displays of skill? Talent show? Telling the gods what they did to earn glory that year? Show and tell?
My first thought was basically family power point night.
I can imagine that some of the older campers, especially older unclaimed ones, who are just kind of tired of the whole thing giving slightly silly but still respectful power points on various mythical places and monsters.
Some probably do their best to get their godly parents attention. Annabeth probably works all year on her presentation on ancient architecture being used in the modern day. Clarisse probably gives a detailed presentation about some obscure war or battle that was important to history and what mistakes were made.
Luke probably used his presentations as passive aggressive pitches to get the gods/Chiron to make his job easier.
“Why there should be a separate cabin for unclaimed kids and children of minor gods” by Luke Castellan. It’s various examples of Luke and the Hermes cabin itself being unequipped to handle the various powers of children of minor gods. One slide is a 20 minute long video of Hecate kids being reckless with their magic and Hypnos kids falling asleep while standing and falling face first on the floor.
“Why there should be two head counselors for the Hermes cabin” by Luke Castellan. Every other slide is is just Luke’s shitty sleep schedule.
“Why the Hermes cabin should be expanded to have multiple rooms so everyone isn’t sleeping in one big room” by Luke Castellan. Half the slides are pictures of various demigods sleeping on the floor and the other half are videos of the campers waking each other up or playing pranks on sleeping campers. One slide is a video of two demigods of minor gods making out on a bunk in the middle of the night.
“Why camp half blood should get a therapist and/or any medical professional that isn’t just one of the Apollo or Asclepius kids” by Luke Castellan. It’s mainly pictures of exhausted Apollo/Asclepius kids in the infirmary and various reasons Luke has been woken up by kids in the middle of the night. Including but not limited to; homesickness, suicidal thoughts, anxiety attacks, night terrors, straight up screaming in their sleep, prophetic dreams of other kids dying and so so much more.
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lesbitorte · 2 years
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Fooling around in the server and me thinking of my own playlist leads to memes
Edit:
Added
Jason Grace
Artemis Crock
Peeta Mellark
Oscar François de Jarjayes
Ed and Al (Fullmetal)
Yang Xiao Long
Stephanie Brown
Loid Forger
Hawks
Soren
Draco Malfoy
Honorary mentions you guys named that I can't fit in the picture:
any blond hero in bnha, any blond character in attack on titan, tommyinnit, Elsa, Orion Lake, Apple White, Johny Lawrence, Lloyd Garmadon
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lelet-draws · 6 months
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At the time my sister was reading Percy Jackson, she asked me and her friend (who is also a fan) how the book ended. We both proceeded to make a fanfic to answer her.
“Oh Percy decides to help Luke and they take over the Olympus”
“Camp Half Blood gets divided in two sides, the ones who believe in Cronus and the resistance.”
“Clarisse La Rue becomes the leader of the resistance.”
“Nico kills Zeus but then regrets it and joins the resistance as a strategist”
“Lots of Gods are killed, but Apollo manages to survive as a human, that’s why Trials of Apollo exist”
“The Greek demigods try to contact the Roman, Nordic and Egyptian demigods/sorcerers/warriors, to ask for help and protect them from Cronus growing empire”
Now that I think about it, it’s kinda of an interesting concept, I might make an AU someday.
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weclassybouquetfun · 1 month
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We have many sleeps until May 12th, but until then AMC+ has released a new extended trailer for series two of INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE to sate your appetite.
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dorcasmeadoweswife · 3 months
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literally every blonde male character is either the biggest golden retriever ever or the villain that tried to tear the whole world apart. there's no in-between.
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hanelizabeth · 27 days
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Wolfsbane ~ Knight 🐺
- a recreation of Luke Garroway’s flower card -
characters by @cassandraclare 🤍
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xxhellonursexx · 10 months
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“Time is a monster”
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Please note, this is NOT an official poster. I saw that Old Man Dan didn’t have one of his own and I took it upon myself to create one.
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morerandombullshit · 1 month
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YO THERES HOPE THERES A BETTER LUKE IN MY GRADE WOOO
YO BC LIKE
IM IN LAST PERIOD RN I SHOULD BE PAYING ATTENTION BUT FUCKING LIKE
I GOTTA SAY THIS
I COMPLETELY FORGOT THERE WAS ANOTHER LUKE IN MY GRADE UNTIL THE PREVIOUS PERIOD
SO
I COME BACK AFTER LUNCH WITH ONE OF MY FRIENDS AND WE'RE TALKING POLITICS LIKE YK TRUDEAU JUST SITS ON HIS ASS, POLIEVRE IS OK ISH WTV
AND THEN
AND THEN
MY LAPTOP HAS TO CHARGE BUT NOOOO IT DROPS OFF THE STOOL I PUT IT ON 😭💀
AND FOR VISUAL AESTHETIC THIS LUKE IS SHORT, WITH BROWN HAIR IN A BUZZ CUT STYLE SO COMPLETE FLIPSIDE OF THE FUCKING DEMON THAT IS LUKE TYLER (he haunts my fucking nightmares sometimes bro its not even a joke) AND LIKE, HE MENTIONED THAT HE BROKE HIS LAPTOP (man has a MacBook tho, i got a ThinkPad or some shit like that) A COUPLE WEEKS AGO AND THAT I SHOULD PROBABLY CHECK ON IT
HALLELUJAH IT FUCKING WORKS OTHERWISE I WOULDNT BE TYPING THIS BUT
MY FRIEND ROPED OUR ART TEACHER (bc that period is art) INTO OUR POLITICS CONVO AND THEN THE GOOD LUKE (thats js his name now i'm gonna roll with it bc i don't have any other ideas lmao) COMES INTO IT AND WE HAVE AN ENTIRE SIDE CONVO AB HOW TRUDEAU IS STUPID (he is tho the shit he's done) AND LIKE AT SOME POINT WE GO INTO A WHOLE SIDE CONVO AB DIVERSITY AND HE MENTIONED THERE WERENT ANY LGBTQ PPL IN POWER AND HOW THERE SHOULD BE AND IM PRETTY SURE HES EITHER AN ALLY OR LGBTQ HIMSELF AND FOR THE FIRST TIME (i think ever) I WAS COMFORTABLE WITH LETTING SOMEONE IN MY GRADE KNOW I'M NONBINARY BECAUSE MY GRADE IS THE SPAWN OF FUCKING SATAN AND THEY'RE ENTITLED TOO (according to a friend in an older grade, i'm humbled) AND I GOT RACISTS, HOMOPHOBES, SEXISTS THE WHOLE SHEBANG AND LIKE
LITERALLY THIS LUKE IS THE POLAR OPPOSITE OF LUKE TYLER LIKE
HE'S NOT A HOMOPHOBE
HE'S CHILL
HE CAN HOLD A CONVO (the bad Luke has pussied outta talking to me 3 times sooo)
AND I TOLD MY BSF AND STUFF (i'll explain the Tamlin inside joke but it's a thing with my bsf where i call the bad Luke (Luke Tyler) Tamlin bc as my fellow ACOTAR readers know, Tamlin is a douche but it js fits him even if he has shorter hair rn and shit) AND THIS IS HOW IT WENT
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(i blurred my bsf's pfp but i have him under a nickname so his user won't be show but my display name and pfp is shown and shit sooo)
ANYWAYS BE SAFE BE GOOD PEOPLE AND JS GO WILD
(i gotta study for CPR shit help i don't wanna lmao)
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keistance · 3 months
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why does everyone hate my little angel be honest is the murder
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layla-carstairs · 5 months
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I hope they do, it would be so funny. like imagine Luke tells Dru that Jocelyn's expecting since she just happened to see something (due to being in his office all the time) and tells her to keep it a secret because it's still early days. so then Dru precedes to spend all her time around Ash like "he doesn't know he's going to a nephew 😔"
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culiehua · 15 days
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tmi verse x onion headlines
part 1 — part 2 — part 3 — part 4 —
part 5 (jem!edition) — part 6
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I hate being in two or more fandoms that have a character with the same name because I'll see a meme and then have to sit there going "Which Magnus is this guy talking about?" and "Is she referring to Marius from Les Mis or TVC?" and "I know like five fictional Wills, which fandom is this?" and "Luke who?" Usually you can tell from reading the meme all the way through, especially if other characters are mentioned, or by looking at the tags if those are any help, but I often get thrown off at first.
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idyllcy · 2 months
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white day event: I could be the one you're looking for
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Happy white day! Your love letters from Valentine's were kindly received, so please select a bouquet to receive back from your favs! Pick a character + color scheme and learn their response!
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Character list
apothecary diaries (Jinshi, Maomao)
danganronpa (Komaeda, Hinata, Kamukura)
dc (Tim, Steph, Cass, Jaime Reyes)
a date with death (Grimmy)
lovebrush chronicles (Alkaid, Ayn, Cael, Clarence, Lars)
love and deepspace (Zayne, Xavier, Rafayel)
saiki k (Saiki)
solo leveling (Jinwoo, Zhigang)
tears of themis (Vyn, Marius, Luke, Artem)
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Color Scheme
Pink - carnations, roses, peonies, camelia
Red - roses, asters, amaryllis, begonia
Orange - roses, alstroemerias, banksias, ranunculus
Yellow - begonias, pansies, dahlias, marigolds
Green - hellebores, carnations, zantedeschias, gladiolus
Blue - irises, periwinkles, clematis, asters
Purple - daisies, lilies, roses, gladiola
White - camellias, anemones, amaryllis, gardenias
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No sample post this time! You'll get a short blurb in return <3
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Event ends: 3/16/24
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