A little walk in the heights
un pequeño paseo en las alturas
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jeremy johnson is the perfect man because one of his date ideas was just taking candace to the car wash. so like a) he wants to hang out with her in any situation and when asked to do a chore thinks of how it would be more fun with her there and b) autism sensory stimulation tank
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"Bob says we might afford a kitchen stove next year, or an ice box" (1953)
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'To you, I offer honey wine and the hospitality of my table. But to traitors and oath breakers, I offer my queen's hospitality. The hospitality of knives.’
all hail the high king & queen of elfhame 🧚
characters by @/hollyblack
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OOPS did another (hopefully final this time) pass on my gjinka OC Truffle's design!
ALSO she comes in two alt outfits! Left is her regular attire, right is her mad scientist fit when she's working on new potions
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Some Sam and Max doodles i did in Wigglypaint 👍👍
Plus the bottom 2 are murderous Maxs ((i just couldnt decide if he shouldve had eyebrows or not so bam both))
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Been inactive a bit cuz ive been sooo busy
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04/26/2024
It's a metaphor!
What's a meta for?
Nothin! What's a meta for you!
*wheezes for six minutes straight without taking a breath*
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JOKE-OGRAPHY:
1. In this Bible story, Jesus describes Himself as a vine (like a grapevine), and His disciples as its branches. Branches can only bear fruit while connected to the main vine. If their connection is severed or tainted, they wither and die, and then they're pruned, suitable only for being tossed in a fire. Jesus is warning His disciples that their mission's fruitfulness depends on their continued, dedicated, healthy connection with Him and His Father.
2. In this cartoon, after hearing Jesus's metaphor, Peter declares that he and the other apostles (the "branches" in Jesus's metaphor) will "stick" with the vine. A "stick" is a long, thin piece of wood (like a branch), but "stick" can also mean "stay connected to." This is an inferior pun, because while the word "stick" has the two above meanings, only one of those meanings makes grammatical sense in Peter's comment (the latter).
3. Jesus replies that the vine (Him, in the metaphor) will be "rooting" for them. "Rooting" can either mean "laying down roots" (as in a tree growing its roots into the ground), or "cheering on" (like an audience cheering for a sports team). This is a superior pun to Peter's, because both meanings make grammatical sense in Jesus's comment. His declaration can be taken to mean either (1) that, as the vine, He'll provide the apostles with roots to nourish their fruitfulness, or (2) that, as their teacher, friend, and Lord, He'll be cheering them on and supporting them in their mission.
AUTHOR'S NOTE:
This is another "Tomics Resurrection," where I have plucked the desiccated husk of an old cartoon from the withered branch of the past, and gorged it with so many steroids and hormones that it blasphemes nature but looks way more colorful! Also, it's been slightly reworded to flow better while maintaining the meaning of the passage; the disciples have been moved inside to the Last Supper, since this reading takes place either during or just after; and the image of the grapevine is in the second panel now, including a lush branch and a withered branch to illustrate what Jesus is saying. Tell me, how does it compare?
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