Can't get over this Jesus would not say that
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03/31/2024
Happy Easter!
He is risen! Hallelujah!
JOKE-OGRAPHY:
1. Mary Magdalene makes early trips to Jesus's tomb, maybe to anoint His Body with funeral oils, or maybe just to cry. In this cartoon, she refers to these trips as her "mourning routine." The word "mourning" (grieving) sounds like "morning" (the early part of the day). This pun implies that Mary's early daily ritual (her "morning routine") is one of sorrow (hence, "mourning routine").
2. As Mary approaches Jesus's tomb in John's version of the story, she sees that it's open and hurries to the apostles to have them inspect it. In this cartoon, however, she's too exhausted to recognize what the open tomb implies (that the dead Jesus has somehow left His tomb). She continues into the tomb to wait for Him to return, and only after several minutes does the event literally dawn on her. This particular sunrise has seen the Son rise.
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Grandpa lost his Cane and now he’s no longer Able 🩼
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I may not be religious at all, but I'm sure Jesus would be a great pal
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Going a little ✨insane✨gurl
My favorite magical girls fail doing a rasengan idk
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one time in the christian discord server i’m in i mentioned something about “jesus” and “joshua” technically being the same name, because language is weird, and that sparked a discussion about whether or not jesus was at the josh fight and in the end the consensus was “he was definitely there in spirit but probably didn’t actually participate, but it would be extremely funny if he did because imagine going to battle for the memes and getting whipped with a pool noodle and you look and it’s god. also letting a little kid win is definitely something he would do”
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i was going to schedule this for april 3rd but i got so excited about this i almost passed out
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I forgot to put this here too-
Jouno jesus meme
+non-memeable versions
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12/29/2023
Fun Fact: LET ME HOLD THE BABYYYYY!!!
JOKE-OGRAPHY:
1. Jewish laws have a lot of stuff about impurities and uncleanliness. After giving birth, for example, a mother becomes impure for a time (forty days after having a boy, or eighty for a girl). During this time, the mother can't enter temples (dwelling places of God) or touch anything sacred.
2. In this cartoon, Joseph reads about the above impurity laws from a brochure. At first, it seems like he's just informing his beloved wife of their religious duties, but in fact, he's only using it to build up an argument of why HE should be the one holding the new Baby Jesus. After all, if Mary is legally impure, doesn't that mean she can't hold Jesus, since He's sacred? Of course, by that logic, the manger could be considered a temple, since it's the current dwelling place of God-made-Man, but Joseph wisely avoids arguing this point.
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At the Transfiguration…
Simon: “Omagoodness, Rabbi!!!! This is so GREAT!!! You know what we should do??? We should build THREE SHELTERS!!! You know, one for you, one for Moses, and one for Elijah!!!!”
Jesus:
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TC: jEsUs!!!
day 28
its jesus! say hello jesus! JWHAKWJSKEJHDKQHGFIXNWJRB
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