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hanelizabeth · 3 days
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Violets ~ Loyalty 💜
- a recreation of Clary Fairchild’s flower card -
characters by @cassandraclare 🫶
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lord-montgomery · 3 days
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city of bones:
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tales from the shadowhunter academy:
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nerd love and all that, yes. but did you catch the way she sees him?
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niuniente · 3 days
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Wow, the Universe is really throwing me out from the old. First, I lose my job. Now, I lost my IUD. My body can't handle it but keeps pushing an IUD out. It lasted for 3 months. This is 2nd time already.
It hurt like hell today and I thought like A MINUTE before the incidence that "Wow, I think the IUD is coming out, hurts too much".
As my options are limited due to genetic risk factors (only an IUD or nothing), I need to ask doctor's opinion; destroying the uterus's linen or a hysterectomy?
Because that's what's left - and if it was my decision, I've gotten rid of uterus in my teens already.
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bookishjules · 23 hours
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i'm so glad we live in a world where there was a max lightwood. even if he was only here for nine years. even if he was an accident to begin with. even if that birth never really saved his parents' marriage despite keeping them together. even if the world went on after him as it would have without him. he was here and he was loved.
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evafoxz · 3 days
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— will herondale headers. 🦆
like/reblog if you save or use.
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transgayhawkeyepierce · 10 hours
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Another cognitive dissonance I have with y/n stuff, is that the reader is always very shy and subby. Like, what if EYE want to slam HIM into the wall? Hmm?
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theygender · 1 month
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Having a vagina honestly sucks bc it's like you have to do fucking alchemy just to prevent yourself from getting sick. You've got an intricate ecosystem of microorganisms down there that you're dependent on for your own well-being and they can be set off by the tiniest fucking thing
Keeping your pubes too short can cause yeast infections, but letting them get too long can also cause yeast infections. Washing the area with specialized soap can help prevent yeast infections, but it can also cause them. Your periods can cause yeast infections, and so can the medicine you take to stop your periods. Having sex can cause yeast infections, especially if the person you're having sex with is diabetic (???). Being diabetic can cause yeast infections. Wearing the wrong clothes or eating the wrong things can cause yeast infections. Not getting enough fucking sleep can cause yeast infections. The list is neverending
Luckily, yeast infections are fairly easy to treat with OTC medicine that you can find at any Walmart. BUT! Even if all of your symptoms indicate that you have a yeast infection, you have to take a test first to confirm that it's a yeast infection (they do not sell the tests at Walmart) bc you might actually have the opposite of a yeast infection (bacterial vaginosis) which has the exact same symptoms as a yeast infection but is caused by an imbalance of different microorganisms. And if you use yeast infection medicine to treat a bacterial infection it will light your pussy on fire. So if you have a bacterial infection, you must instead visit your local witch doctor (gynecologist) and get prescribed special potions (antibiotics) to treat it
Antibiotics can also cause yeast infections
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cowardlycowboys · 9 months
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reptarshusband · 2 years
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Might try to shave my balls. Wish me luck
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layla-carstairs · 9 months
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Alec and Clary hating each other's guts in cob is iconic & funny but what makes it so much funnier is how quickly they get over it. by the epilogue they're both like "I feel so bad about all the mean & completely untrue things I said to you and for being really shitty/shoving you against a wall/nearly causing you to die :( im so sorry. anyway, let's never tell Jace any of this k?" and then proceeded to never acknowledge any of it again. by coa it's like it never happened at all. like it doesn't even get a mention in their inner monologues or anything. the one time it does come up is in tftsa due to Simon's incomplete memories & him being under the impression Alec doesn't like Clary. and when he brings it up to Alec his immediate response is this
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like I'm obsessed with their dynamic, nobody's doing it like them
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hanelizabeth · 21 hours
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Geranium ~ True Friendship 🫶
- a recreation of Simon Lewis’ flower card -
characters by @cassandraclare 🤍
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lord-montgomery · 2 days
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jace was so sure from the jump that izzy would get bored of simon. of course she would. that's the way izzy operated right? date a boy until he stopped being interesting. move on. izzy was too interesting for any boy anyway, and some ridiculous mundane? please. give her two weeks max.
funny, though, how that .. never happened. izzy never got bored. but it was never about getting bored. not really. even if that's what she told her brothers, even if that's what she told herself. the boredom came not because there wasn't more to uncover but because she refused to get close enough to see the more. the things that make a man interesting, that make him tick. she refused to let her own more be seen too, but all the interesting stuff is already on the outside right? a man could never get bored of isabelle lightwood. so she has to tire of them. otherwise she risks getting too close. otherwise she risks opening her heart.
and simon.. simon just kept surprising her. the thing about someone who is so unassuming to begin with is that they have the tendency to keep proving you wrong. and simon doesn't hide anything either. he shoots a skylight. he bites a vampire. hell, he becomes a vampire! he's funny and he's kind and he pays attention. he's not like the guys izzy has dated because they wear their interesting on the outside. they make it possible for izzy not to have to dig any deeper. but simon is just an open book that once izzy flipped the first page she found she couldn't manage to look up from.
izzy was never going to get bored of simon. no matter what jace said. no matter what izzy definitely thought at the beginning as well. because how could she? he's simon.
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niuniente · 17 hours
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Also, wish me luck that doctors will approve a hysterectomy because it honestly is the last solution but doctors can bullshit it off with "BUT THINK ABOUT YOUR UNBORN CHILDREN :((((( We know you're half dead and we won't help you if you're an infertile woman because you're too old to have kids but YOU CAN STILL CHANGE YOUR MIND BECAUSE WOMEN ARE LIKE THAT :(((((" and because in a private hospital the surgery is going to be 10 000€ (11 000$) and I can only dream about such amounts of money.
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bookishjules · 2 days
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something about robert being distant from love in spite of his efforts and izzy being incapable of that distance in spite of her efforts.. something about the way one losing his control caused the other to pick up the mantel in the opposite way, tying her heart down because her father couldn't access his. they could never see eye to eye and yet they mirrored one another like opposite sides of a playing card
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kohdono · 6 months
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:)
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tarotarra · 11 months
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Magnus Bane
-banishing art block since >1600
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