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#Source: Derry Girls
batfamgalore · 18 days
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*Dick is Batman but he’s gone missing and they’re trying not to assume the worst but Damian is already trying to pick out the next Batman*
Tim: He’s not dead, Damian.
Damian: Well, not yet.
*glares*
Damian: Hopefully, he won’t, you know, die, but if he does, the show must go on.
Damian: Isn’t that right, Jason?
Jason: You terrify me.
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nanaonmars · 2 months
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jason: why won’t you leave my dad alone?!
clark: because we’ve been together for 20 years jason… we have 8 kids, you included, and… we’re in love
duke, in the background: boke!
jason: i’ll find dirt on you yet. i’ve got people working on it.
clark: 🧍🏻
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doorlene · 1 month
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matthias: did we accidentally drug those people?
kaz: so? drugging people isn't a crime.
matthias: you have a very loose grasp of the law, demjin.
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Jiang Cheng: I said you could invite one friend.
Jin Ling: Jiujiu, they don’t come separately.
Lan Jingyi: Yeah, we’re pack animals!
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cod-dump · 4 months
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Soap, new to 141: So should we two bad bastards hook up or what, then?
Ghost: Wot
Soap: Would you be my field buddy please?
Ghost: ... Sure?
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incorrectquotesmcu · 3 months
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Y/N: As some of you may know, I took a sabbatical last year.
Pietro: Do you mean when you shacked up with a slutty hairdresser but then she dumped you?
Steve: Pietro, please!
Pietro:
Steve: Raise your hand if you want to ask a question.
Pietro: [raises hand]
Y/N: Ok, I think we should just move on.
Bucky: The hairdresser certainly did.
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incorrecthatchetfield · 5 months
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Ted: I said you could bring one friend, Peter
Pete, gesturing to Steph, Grace, Richie, and Ruth: they don't come separately!
Ruth: yeah, we're pack animals, Ted!
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incorrect ASOUE
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totallycorrectf1 · 2 months
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Charles: It's abuse. That's what it is, it's abuse. Does anybody have a phone I can borrow? I'm calling protective services. Pierre: You can't ring protective services every time Ferrari fucks up, Charles. Max: Yeah, you can't waste Seb's time like that.
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incorrecttwsted · 1 year
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violent138 · 2 months
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I envision these two having to explain to Bruce why the school called and said one of Damian's classmates was afraid for his life.
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batfamgalore · 28 days
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*All the batboys have plans to see a concert in Gotham, but there’s an Arkham break out so now all hands are on deck*
Jason: Oh, great.
Tim: I hate my life.
Bruce: Look, guys, I know how much you were looking forward to seeing that show. But there will be other concerts.
Dick: No, there won’t. The fact that this one’s happening is a miracle. Nobody good ever comes here because we keep killing each other.
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Harley: Doc won’t be able to trace this back to us- Peter: Are you for real? He traces everything back to us! He traces things we haven't even done back to us!
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hawkinsincorrect · 3 months
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Steve: You like girls?
Robin: Well, that is sort of an entry-level requirement for being a lesbian.
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vaggietheangel · 16 days
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Adam:You don't look like a lesbian.
Vaggie:What do you mean?
Adam:It's just your a bit short.
Vaggie:Well there's no height restrictions. As far as in aware.
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aegonomics · 1 year
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incorrect house of the dragon 2/?
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