Nico: *Wears a slightly lighter shade of black*
Will: I see you're busting out the spring colours
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percy: the path to inner peace starts with four words
percy: not my fucking problem
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Percy: why can’t we steal from the rich? We stole Jason from his camp?
Annabeth: we didn’t steal Jason, he’s free to do whatever he wants
Nico: we literally dragged him here?????
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Nico: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast?
Percy: Several traffic violations.
Jason: Three counts of resisting arrest.
Leo: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks.
Frank: Also, that’s not our car.
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Percy, over iris message: I’m injured. I may be dying. This is the end for me.
Leo: Where are you??
Piper: Are you okay? Do you need backup?
Nico: Dammit Percy answer us!
Annabeth, joining Percy’s iris message: He’s fine. He just stepped on a lego.
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Nico, half passed out in an infirmary bed after shadow travel : my boyfriend will get upset if he sees you touching me like that
Will : I'm your boyfriend
Nico :
*heart monitor beeps faster*
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percy: i don't think nico's ever gone to sleep before 5am, and its really just concerning at this point
percy: let's not even talk about jason. he wakes up at 4:45am on the dot, every morning, without an alarm clock. that's terrifying.
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monster: i have your child
chiron: which one?
monster: the annoying one who won’t shut up
chiron: which one?
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Nico, over Iris message: So how is school? Do you hate it yet? Are you coming back soon?
Jason, laughing: I actually really like it, it’s so different from New Rome and Camp Half-Blood.
Nico, vaguely disappointed: That’s good.
Jason: More importantly, how’re you? What have you been up to lately?
Nico, shrugging: Will showed me how to do more things on the computer in the big house.
Jason, encouragingly: That sounds fun.
Nico: I visited you on Google Maps.
Jason, fighting his smile: That’s actually very sweet. Thank you.
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Percy: one of my talents is being stress
Annabeth: do you mean being stressed?
Percy, looking at Chiron who's downing 6 aspirins: I don't think-
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Jason: So let me get this straight.
Percy: More like let me run this bi you.
Leo: Let’s see how this pans out.
Reyna: Stop. We should ace-ess the situation.
Piper: Lesbian actual team of functioning people, okay?
Nico: I’m gay…
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