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#incorrect heroes of olympus quotes
simpingforpjo · 1 day
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Percy: Hey can I go ride my skateboard outside?
Jason: Whatever, I’m not your mother.
*Percy runs off*
Jason: NOT IN THE STREET!!
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Annabeth: I heard you were dead. Magnus: Only mostly dead.
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anotherpjofan · 6 months
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remember the scene where Percy almost let’s himself die during the whole polyblotes fight under water cause he feels guilty about akhyls and opens up to Jason and Jason’s just like yeah i get it :( So what if Percy genuinely thought this was an issue and that Jason needed help? So he hunts down Piper first and is like
Percy: You need to look out for you bf
Piper: Wait why what happened?
Percy (trying to respect Jason’s privacy): He said some pretty concerning things
Then it slowly becomes a whole thing until they all decide to stage an intervention so when Jason wakes up late and sees all their solemn looks (and the fact that he’s not the earliest to be awake for once) he’s just like
Jason: Who died
No one speaks and Jason gets more frantic until-
Percy: We’re here to help you
Jason:???
Piper: We all love you and want you to be here
Jason: wtf is going on
And then everyone turns to Percy in confusion who’s trying to avoid talking about his whole breakdown in the first place so he’s like um.. well…
That’s how Percy finds out Jason is a drama queen who exaggerates
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Will: Hey! Bring me some chips! Nico: Maybe if you ask nicely. Will: Oh, wonderful and talented Nico, please bring me some snacks so that I might behold your beauty. Nico, blushing: That’s more like it.
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incorectpercyjackson · 3 months
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Clarisse: Parlay. My office. 5 minutes. *walks away*
Chris: Parlay?
Silena: Pirate code. Means she wants to meet.
Chris: So everyone here knows pirate code?
Silena: I understand it. I can’t speak it.
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incorrectlypjo · 3 months
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Percy: So what, now I'm just supposed to do anything that Annabeth does? What if she jumps off a cliff? Chiron: If Annabeth were to jump off a cliff she would have done her due diligence regarding the height of the cliff, the depth of the water, and the angle of the entry. So yes, if you see Annabeth jump off a cliff, by all means, jump off a cliff. Percy: You jump off a cliff. Chiron: Gladly. Provided Annabeth did first.
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caleohateclub · 4 months
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Harley: Do you want me to make you a boyfriend too? Based on your several previous comments it would be Jason's head on Frank's body with Hazel’s height and Piper's personality.
Leo: Or vice versa!
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angels-and-demons · 8 months
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Nico: Many words have been used to describe our family...
Toby: but never neurotypical.
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bluejay-the-geek · 3 months
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Baby One More Time...
Frank: We have to stop the ritual before it's too late!
Hazel: We need a distraction.
Percy: Say no more.
[Later]
*a groupe of monsters is performing a ritual in an underground cave*
*"Baby One More Time..." by Britney Spears starts playing and interrupts the ritual*
*the monsters turn and realize the source of the song is percy, who is driving a car slowely towards them*
Percy, cheerfully: Hiii!
*one monster growls*
Percy, casually: I'm sorry to bother you during, ummm... whatever it is you're doing,
Percy, turning the volume up: But I think I took a wrong turn at the underworld and...
Percy: Can any of you give me directions back to Olympus?
*the rest of the monsters start growling*
Percy, exiting the car: You know, I thought I took that tunnel... but my GPS is all screwed up down here,
Percy: ...and it keeps trying to get me to make a suicidal left turn
*the monsters growl louder and move towards Percy*
Percy, pointing behind the monsters: Might wanna check your rear view.
*Hazel and Frank show up behind the monsters and the trio starts fighting them together*
*"Baby One More Time..." is still playing in the background*
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multi-bookworm · 1 year
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Leo: as your best friend-
Jason: Percy is my best friend
Leo: ...
Leo: AS YOUR BEST FRIEND.
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candiedfain · 3 months
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Heroes of Olympus as things in the friend chat #10
Leo: does anyone else have a need to light fires?
Percy: baby you can light my fire
Leo: excuse me?
Percy: baby you can light my fire
Percy: it’s one of my favorite songs
Percy: by The Doors in ‘67
Leo: oh
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Will, seeing the inside of Nico's cabin for the first time: It was nice of the Addams family to lend you their place for the weekend.
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anotherpjofan · 1 year
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You know what I don't get? Why Camp Jupiter has a child army when there are adults living less than a kilometre away like?? They’re voluntarily letting their children die just so they can what...sleep?? study?? And you’re telling me percy is completely fine with this???
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Leo: Hey Will, how long do you think it will take until I start hallucinating from sleep deprivation?
Will: I think...
Nico: 72 hours.
Will: How did you…
Nico: There’s a clown right behind you, Leo.
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incorectpercyjackson · 3 months
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Dionysus: It must be hard not being able to laugh.
Chiron: I do have a sense of humor, you know.
Dionysus: I’ve never heard you laugh before.
Chiron: I’ve never heard you say anything funny.
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incorrectlypjo · 3 months
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I am a rock. I am an island. I have lapsed into song lyrics again.
Grover Underwood
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