#brocedes

[shitapril]

it's been exactly five minutes since the race has started and nico rosberg has already written three sonnets and an ode to lewis hamilton and defended his move for the zero people that attacked him for it I know that's right

#chinese gp 2024 #lewis hamilton #nico rosberg #f1 #formula 1 #formula one #silver war #brocedes

[parc-the-femme]

nico rosberg really is the best f1 commentator currently because not only does he actually know what he's talking about but he's not afraid to make bitchy little comments and wax poetic about lewis hamilton like what more do you want

#formula 1 #f1 #formula one #nico rosberg #lewis hamilton #brocedes #china 2024 #chinese gp 2024

[valyrfia]

best part of today has to be everyone who's never listened to Nico Rosberg commentate before slowly realise in real time that he really is that unhinged, really couldn't give less of a fuck, knows an incredible amount of wheel, and has still to get over Lewis Hamilton

#the rumours are terrible and cruel but honey most of them are true #nico rosberg #chinese gp 2024 #formula 1 #f1 #brocedes

[vroom-vrooms]

Honestly it’s so funny that the most insane thing happening right now is Nico Rosberg’s inability to shut the fuck up about Lewis

#he’s in love #like… what more evidence do you need #formula 1 #f1 #YOURE ON LIVE TV MAN KEEP IT IN YOUR PANTS #formula one #brocedes #Nico rosberg #lewis hamilton

[wafflesrisa]

Nico Rosberg in the commentary box be like

- Psychic reading of Lewis’s car

- Unsubtle shade on stewards/team/driver

- Psychic reading of Lewis’s setup

- Preening self-praise comment on a graphic showing a pole he’s taken

- Psychic reading of Lewis’s driving line

- Traumatic flashback comment on teammate dynamics

-Psychic reading of Lewis’s mental state post-session

- Unprompted gushing about Lewis, refuses to elaborate, leaves

#f1 #nico rosberg #lewis hamilton #brocedes #shanghai gp 2024 #chinese gp 2024

[suhrpriseme]

no but the funniest part of sprint was nico trying desperately to solve lewis’ problem in slow corners 😭😭 babe I dont think he couldve heard you

#nico rosberg #brocedes #shanghai sprint race 2024 #shanghai gp 2024

[shitapril]

"c'mon lewis you have to keep him behind you today" nico, babe, you're live on air rn.

#f1 #formula 1 #formula one #lewis hamilton #nico rosberg #silver war #brocedes #chinese gp 2024

[prettiest-at-the-party]

Nico in the pre-quali show talking about teammate issues in Charles and Carlos, and then proceeding to pull up charles’ trainer and asking if they kissed and made up ??? Nico not everyone is kissing their teammates (however Charles’ trainer did say yes)

#Nico Rosberg era #nico rosberg #nr6 #charles leclerc #f1 #formula 1 #china 2024 #Brocedes

[valyrfia]

alexa play silver springs by fleetwood mac

#brocedes #lewis hamilton #nico rosberg #chinese gp 2024

[easy-bravo-kilo]

“c'mon lewis, c’mon! keep him behind today" my god nico you’re gonna make me cry

#you’re on live tv babe #my heart good lord #f1 #lewis hamilton #nico rosberg #brocedes #formula 1

[wafflesrisa]

Nico Rosberg is literally holding an Apollo ball but it’s tuned only to Lewis Hamilton

That man can tell Lewis is braking too late in that specific corner before it happens and almost psychically scrape information off a replay (“10 metres, and the brake balance is too far forward, he lost at least 4 tenths in that corner”)

His brain runs on Lewis Hamilton’s frequency and only Lewis Hamilton’s frequency

#f1 #nico rosberg #lewis hamilton #shanghai gp 2024 #chinese gp 2024 #brocedes

[vsyrworld]

YOOO BROCEDES HAHAHAHAHA NICOOO I NEED YOU AT EVERY RACE!

#charles leclerc #f1 #carlos sainz jr #charlos #lewis hamilton #1655 #brocedes #c2

[shitapril]

is nico rosberg aware he's being payed to comment on everyone in the race and not just analyse, write songs, sing praises and defend lewis hamilton's every move and turn on air ?

#I KNOW THIS IS MY THIRD POST ON THEM BUT YOU SEE WHAT IM SEEING RIGHT #f1 #formula 1 #formula one #brocedes #silver war #lewis hamilton #nico rosberg #chinese gp 2024

[maxcuntstappen]

Sometimes I wonder if I’m overplaying it with the intensity in my brocedes web weaves and then Nico opens his mouth and says something about Lewis and I’m like “nah I’m good”

#brocedes #Nico rosberg #Lewis Hamilton #Lav’s notes #text-f #f1 #these guys r not ok #web weaving

[margarets-flowers]

poor lewis man cause his ex boyfriend is here and rooting for him. like personally i would kms if i got passed while my homoerotic gay teenage best friend was commentating and wouldn’t shut up about me

#f1 #formula 1 #lewis hamilton #mercedes #nico rosberg #brocedes #nice pass tho max

[sleevebuscemii]

‘rpf is fine’ but what you don’t know is that one day they’re gonna make a brocedes movie and the w a v e of rpf that will be produced in its wake will make this site unusable. ​you are living in the first 10 minutes of a tsunami movie. you don’t even know. you cannot possibly understand.

#nico acting up again this weekend fulfilling this prophecy one race at a time #anyway #this all hinges on how twinkish the actors they cast for lewis and nico are #but also bitches be racist so maybe we won’t get anything at all el em ay oh. #brocedes #formula 1 #f1 #lewis hamilton #nico rosberg #m