#incorrect nico di angelo quotes
Percy: You know what I realized?
Nico: That some thoughts are better left unsaid?
Percy: Nice try, but no.
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Honestly I don’t know why I didn’t come up with this sooner but ‘Carillon’ (which means music box for you non-Italians) by Nahaze feat. Achille Lauro SCREAMS NICO DI ANGELO VIBES
If you’re wondering why here’s the English translation of the bridge which TOTALLY FITS HIM (I translated it, so be nice please <3):
When at night I can’t sleep it off,
when this will be over, please, hold me tight.
Life takes away without giving us any reason why.
It’s a crisis for the unstable emotional traits.
When you won’t be here, please, just fake it.
When I won’t be able to hold you at night anymore.
Stay here tonight, please, even though it’s selfish;
even if I were cured just for show.
It reminds me so much of his nightmares. I guess eventually Will would help him getting through them and he would even make it a little better, but I also think that, despite this, Nico would still have a lot of abandonment issues. Maybe he would still have a deep irrational fear that Will could fade away someday and leave him.
AND on this sad note there’s another part of the song that could easily fit this:
When at night
I can't sleep
They are huge
Earth to Moon
I know they'll become true.
Besides this last line (I know they’ll become true) is absolutely a sum up of the voices-thing we read in the Tower of Nero. Will suggests him to talk about them to Dionysus in order to figure out what’s real and what’s not, but Nico somehow thinks that what he hears is real and will become true.
Ok this turned out longer that I expected so I’ll just leave here the song if you’re curious :))
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Random conversations I found on the internet that could perfectly be between Will and Nico:
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Nico: Schrodinger's cat is overrated. If you wanna see something that's both dead and alive, you can talk to me any time of the day.
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Annabeth: I'm dumb
Leo: I'm cold
Percy: I'm dehydrated
Jason: I'm alive
Jason: Beat that!
Nico: Um, well
Will: C'mon, Nico, admit it and you'll win this discussion!
Nico: I don't want to win any stupid discussion. It's not even a discussion!
Nico: I am sunshine
Will: FINALLY! You agree!
Nico: You know what? I'm straight too.
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Will, talking about Nico: One time he couldn’t decide whether he wanted to call me ‘pretty boy’ or ‘baby genius’ and he ended up blurting out ‘pretty baby’
Nico, embarrassed: ShutupShutupShutupShutup-
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Nico: What if whenever you cracked your knuckles your fingers started to glow like glow sticks?
Will: Go to sleep
Will: Wait! I could read in the dark!!
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Nico, handing Dionysus a card: Here you go
Mr. D: What’s this?
Nico: It’s a father’s day card. I know you’re not really my father, but...
Nico: Why are you crying??
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Nico: Can you tuck me in?
Will: You just handed me a shovel-
Nico: Yeah, just spread the dirt over me as evenly as you can, thanks.
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Nico: Ah yes, baguettes, the snakes of bread. We'll take two of your freshest yeasty eels, good sir
Will: *looking close to tears* Please, ignore him
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YOU KNOW WHAT'S FUCKED UP. In the last olympian tyson was given all these honours and gifts for bring Poseidon's armies to their rescue and stuff and it was all well deserved but what about Nico?? Nobody said anything to him??? And his job was so much harder because Hades was being a whiny asshole?? And he still convinced him to help Olympus and it was like, he was appreciated for like two days and then everyone forgot about it and STILL he helped them in hoo and didn't become a whole ass villain. I-
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Apparently Jason passed out:
3 times in the lost hero
5 times in the mark of Athena (yikez)
once in the house of hades
And twice in the blood of olympus
So homeboy basically passed out 11 times in a five book series
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Will would call Nico kitten, not because it's cute and romantic and stuff but because Nico actually does remind him of a kitten. Feral. Unapologetic. Can destroy you if wanted.
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Nico: You don't wanna date me, William. I'm a handful
Will: *with a completely straight face* I have two hands though
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which myth did Nico read that convinced him that his ancestors were rolemodels of heterosexuality, like which one???
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Jason: Let's go over some self defense techniques, shall we?
Will: *punches Jason in the throat*
Jason: Usually you warn people before you do that
Will: But Nico told me the element of surprise was crucial
Jason: Okay he's a good teacher. But after punching someone in the throat you should say something cool like "choke on that"
Will: Right but they're not experiencing choking. They're experiencing airway trauma. Ooooh, how about something like, "Better get some corticosteroids to treat that laryngeal fracture"
Jason: Okay yeah, that was a very informative and polite. But maybe add a dirtbag on the end?
Will: But a dirtbag is a very important part of the vacuum. I don't see how it's an insult
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Thinking of Nico coming out to Hades and Hades being like,,,,, is that why you were acting all sad??? Nico??? We're Greek??
Nico: Dad, I'm gay, I know it's weird and I'm weird and it's totally okay if you hate me and stuff
Hades: *thinking of Ganymede and Zeus, Achilles and Patroclus, Apollo and Hyacinthus, etc*
Hades: Is that the reason why you've been depressed and brooding and stuff,,,,, did you forget that,,,, we're Greek???
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Favorite moa moment: Percy and Jason trying to establish dominance and then immediately ceding as soon as Annabeth enters the room
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Enough with cabin seven gimme cabin 13 headcannons
yes of course:
It's always covered with flowers because of Persephone
Also small pretty poplar trees grow all around it
It's like dripping with expensive jewels and stuff, like decorations but nobody steals them because they're all scared of Hades <3
They always have skeleton pets, like they have real alive pets but they also have skeleton rats and cats
Almost all children of Hades have a resting bitch face
Absolutely adore owls, like screech owls and stuff
Nico's installed this weird portal thingy so he can go the Underworld whenever he want he's like "y'all are not worth the effort it takes me to shadow travel"
All of them are really into interior designing because I said so
That's all I can think of rn I hope you like it!! 💖🥺🥺🥺
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Will: We aren't mad, we're just disappointed.
Nico: No we're mad.
Will: Yes we are. We are absolutely livid. But we're going to let this one slide
Nico: No we're not
Will: I'm not a mind reader darling
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