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sodamnbored · 13 days

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Damian, entering the living room: Oh, Drake. I didn’t realise you were here too.

Tim, distracted on his phone on the couch: Yeah, best WiFi around. Keeping busy?

Damian, looking in cupboards and chandeliers for acrobatic older brothers: Looking for Dick.

Tim absently, not looking up from Grindr: Mm, me too.

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ryesingerrose · 4 months

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Max, drunk: Don’t tell Charles I have a crush on him. Charles, grinning: I definitely will not.

#formula 1 incorrect quotes #f1 incorrect quotes #lestappen #chaotic dumbasses

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captainwreckless30 · 6 months

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#government corruption #chaotic dumbasses

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percythalianico · 2 months

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Percy and Thalia core: why they shouldn't have a phone

Thalia:

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Percy: I just wake up. Can you give me a minute before being crazy.

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Percy: What happens when you put nutella on salmon?

Thalia: I'm scared.

Percy: You get salmonella!

Thalia: Don't talk with me.

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Thalia: WTF YOU TAKE LIKE TEN YEARS TO REPLY

Thalia: DO YOU TEXT PEOPLE AND THEN THROW YOUR PHONE ACROSS THE F*** PACIFIC?

Percy: I throw myself across the Pacific.

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Percy: I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU WANT FROM ME! I roast you and you hate it. I am nice with you and you hate it. Maybe, I should just die!

Thalia: No!!

Percy: Oh, you hate that too!!!

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Percy: You done being phycho?

Thalia: No.

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Thalia: FLIRT BACK GOD DAM IT!

Percy: HOW??

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Thalia: Wait you like me? Like, my personality?

Percy: I know, I was surprised too.

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Thalia: ARE YOU GUYS A THING OR NOT?

Percy: NO NO NO.

BUT

Thalia: WHAT?

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Thalia: Are you done being sarcastic?

Percy: Yes.

Thalia: Wait, really?

Percy: Yeah. Totally. Completely. Done for good.

Thalia: ...

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Percy: Shut up.

Thalia: I didn't say anything!

Percy: I can feel the judgement.

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Percy: Are you up?

Thalia: Yes.

Percy: Me too.

Thalia: Yeah. I can see that.

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Thalia: GET AWAY THAT FROM ME!

Percy: NO! IF I HAVE TO SUFFER, YOU SUFFER WITH ME!

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Thalia: So hear me out. We kidnap him.

Percy: No.

Thalia: You kidnapped Nico.

Percy: I adopted him. Illegally and without saying to anyone.

Thalia: That is kidnap.

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Thalia: I called.

Percy: I watched it ring.

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Thalia: That's a bad idea.

Percy: uh uh

Thalia: You already do it, don't you?

Percy: 👍👍

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Percy: What is wrong with us?

Thalia: A lot. But at least we are hot.

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Percy: I just ended a 5 years relationship

Thalia: OMG, are you okay?

Percy: Oh, it wasn't my relationship.

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Percy: Did you hear about the chef that died?

Thalia: No.

Percy: He pasta away.

Thalia: I hope you pasta away.

Percy 🥺🥺🥺

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Percy: So, how's your life?

Thalia.: good. Yours?

Percy: Good.

Percy: We are both lying, right?

Note: all these messages are send between 0.00 an 04.00

#percy jackson and the olympians #percy jackson #thalia grace #percy and thalia #rick riordan #the big three children #chaotic duo #chaotic dumbasses

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x3nshit · 11 months

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my toxic trait is strongly believing that i can accomplish any feat in my first attempt

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guessilllive · 5 months

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This mystery will remain.... Unsolved.

#ghoul boys #ryan bergara #shane madej #buzzfeed unsolved #ghost files #watcher #who you gonna call #buzzfeed supernatural #i love these two #mystery files #chaotic dumbasses #there new (ish?) series is like really good tho

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outsidersandlostboys · 1 year

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More chaos with the seductive vampire dudes

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David: Y/N DON’T!

Y/n: what?

David: sorry, force of habit

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Y/n running: It’s nice to feel wanted

Marko and Paul running with security behind them: NOT BY THE LAW!

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Y/n: I’d rather drink blood than cough medicine ever again

David: that can be arranged

Y/n: What?

David: What.

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Paul and Marko: Who says you can’t have curly hair?

Dwayne: No one ever said that

Y/n: I did, I’m gatekeeping it now

Dwayne:…

Dwayne: I wanna gatekeep you three from ever having thoughts again

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Paul: I was understandably high as fuck

David: Y/n was supposed to be watching you and Marko

Y/n: understandably I too was high as fuck

David: and what’s your excuse? *gestures to Dwayne*

Dwayne: I live here

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Y/n: *drunk* Ok now listen here Marko…Marko stop laughing, okay? Listen. Dieticians couldn’t be vampires, okay?

Marko: (also drunk) *trying not to laugh*

Y/n: You wanna know why Marko?

Marko: *about to cry from holding in laughter* Why Y/n?

Y/n: because they’d ask how many calories a person’s blood is. No. Marko stop laughing. I’m serious Marko.

Marko: *dying of laughter*

Paul: (high and drunk) *bursts out in laughter*

David: I regret ever allowing Y/n to drink with us

Dwayne: agreed.

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(Okay idk why but I imagine that sometimes David is like a wine mom. So this is based off that thought.)

Dwayne: David that’s your fourth glass of wine

David: it’s okay wine’s cheaper than therapy

Dwayne: David…no…

**Later**

Y/n: David I-

David: Hang on Y/n *chugs a bottle of wine*

Y/n:…

David: Okay, you were saying?

Y/n: Never mind…

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Marko: Y/n are you polyamorous?

Y/n: no I’m polynomial

Paul: I thought you were polyester?

Y/n: nah, my mother is though

Dwayne: WHAT ON EARTH ARE YOU THREE TALKING ABOUT?!

Marko: Whether Y/n’s polyamorous or Polynomial, c’mon Dwayne keep up

Paul: Yeah keep up dude

Dwayne: *muffled screaming*

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Y/n: I ended a relationship today

David: I’m sorry to hear that

Y/n: It’s okay, it wasn’t mine

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Dwayne: Y/n get down.

Y/n: No.

Dwayne: Y/n.

Y/n: You’re not my dad! You can’t tell me what to do!

Dwayne: I’ll call David!

Y/n: wait no.

Dwayne: I’m doing it! *picks up phone*

Y/n: Dwayne don’t.

Dwayne: hi David, just wanted to let you know that Y/n is-

Y/n: OK I’M GETTING DOWN JUST DON’T TELL HIM

Dwayne: works every time.

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Y/n: Don’t make me count to 3 Paul

Paul: pfft, as if you’re gonna actually do it

Y/n: 1..

Paul: wait…

Y/n: 2…

Paul: Y/n stop.

Y/n: 2 and 1/2…

Paul: STAHP!

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Dwayne: have you eaten today?

Y/n: yeah

Dwayne: what did you eat?

Y/n: air

Dwayne: Y/n….

Y/n: hehehe the world is twirly

Dwayne: Y/N NO!

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Surfer bro: Nice ass!

Marko: *walking with Y/n* Thanks bro!

Surfer bro: wait…I..uh..

Y/n: how come my ass doesn’t get any compliments?

Marko: Because you don’t do those squatting workouts with me

Y/n: I MISSED ONE WORKOUT BRO!

Marko: exactly.

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Y/n: for fucks sake..

David: hey, we don’t use that fucking language around here

Marko: wait what?

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Dwayne: I can’t find Y/n

David: Don’t worry, I know how to

David: MARKO’S HAIR SUCKS!

Y/n: NOW LISTEN HERE FUCKER!

David: found them

#the lost boys x reader #the lost boys #inncorrect quotes #qoutes #chaotic dumbasses

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dactylicreveries · 7 months

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-Ocean Vuong, from “Eurydice”, Night Sky with Exit Wounds

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kaleb-is-definitely-sane · 1 year

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scarycatalina · 19 days

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Im gonna just drop a bunch of drawings I've done

#dog man #dogman #petey the cat #mashle #mashle magic and muscles #oc art #bungou stray dogs atsushi #atsushi #atsushi nakajima #bsd art #bsd #lance x dot #landot #dotlance #chaotic dumbasses #art

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drgnrder82 · 18 days

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I don’t care if it has been done… I needed to make my own and laugh until I cry.

#my hero academia #bnha #mha #deku #izuku midoriya #bakugou katsuki #shoto todoroki #todoroki #chaotic dumbasses

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sodamnbored · 19 days

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Leo: *frantically rubbing himself down with balloons*

Nico: What on earth are you doing?

Leo: I’m about to try asking Jason out.

Nico, sarcastically: Sure, that explains everything.

Leo, impatiently: I need it to go well. Look at that face. He must have people hitting on him all the time, so I need a way to stand out.

Leo, grinning: So I’m going to use static electricity to create an electric shock when I casually touch him, so sparks will literally fly when I ask him out.

Nico, amused: Okay, well have fun tricking Jason into falling in love with you.

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incorrectclonewarsquotes · 10 months

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Headcanon: It’s a good thing Fox and Quinlan agree on 95% of everything because when Quinlan and Fox fight, it's the same as an unstoppable force meets an immovable object. Everyone is surprised that this delicate balance has maintained to the point that the two get married.

#the clone wars #the clone army #incorrect star wars quotes #incorrect clone wars quotes #the clone boys #incorrect quotes #idiots in love #fox x quinlan #quinlan vos #commander fox #corrie guard #clone shenanigans #chaotic dumbasses #didn't expect to get this far

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butterscotchs-things · 2 months

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Spamton and jevil drive in a car (they’re gonna crash)

#spamton g spamton #jevil #chaotic dumbasses

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probablyscreamingintothevoid · 1 year

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steve harrington and eddie munson are actually a nightmare together outside of life or death situations because i subscribe to the belief that they would both hear and laugh at the word "penetrate" until one is crying and the other throws up

they feed off of each others chaotic and opposite energy and they're a disaster together.

they can also be found at 3:42 a.m. discussing the meaning of life, what happens to humans when they die, why pride and prejudice and the hobbit & lord of the rings are the greatest literary works known to man, and where the wind goes after it blows.

they feed off of each others calm and steady energy, the intelligence that is there and is often over looked.

my point is put steve and eddie into a room together and you never know what you'll get, but i assure you it will be good.

#steve harrington #eddie munson #steddie #stranger things thoughts #headcanons #stranger things headcanons #i love them so much #steve stranger things #eddie stranger things #they're dumb #but also very smart #chaotic dumbasses #stranger things fanficiton #my writing #please #give me this universe #stranger things #stranger things 4

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adaineabernantsfrog · 5 months

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Something something something Earth

#tw eyestrain #ashton greymoore #taliesin jaffe #critical role #critical role fanart #cr3 spoilers #cr3e77 #WHAT an episode to join the story on #i simply had to draw him #chaotic dumbasses #bells hells

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