Will: thanks for coming with me to visit my mom Nico
Nico hearing cicadas for the first time: why are the trees screaming!!
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Nico: I think I’m having a mid-life crisis.
Will: You’re like 15 years old
Nico: I MIGHT DIE AT 30!!!
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Nico: *Wears a slightly lighter shade of black*
Will: I see you're busting out the spring colours
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Will: I know you think my judgment’s clouded because I like Nico a little bit.
Leo: I just saw you doodling your wedding invitations!
Will: No, you didn’t!
Will: That was our joint tombstone.
Leo: oH my mistake-your joint tombstone, that’s mUCh more rational.
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Nico: you should be addicted to shutting tf up.
Will: hehe you wanna kiss me so bad it makes you look stupid
Nico: And so what if I do?
Will: 🤨
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Will: I didn't drink that much last night.
Nico: You were flirting with me.
Will: So what? You’re my boyfriend.
Nico: You asked if I’m single.
Nico: And then you cried when I said I’m not.
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Nico, half passed out in an infirmary bed after shadow travel : my boyfriend will get upset if he sees you touching me like that
Will : I'm your boyfriend
Nico :
*heart monitor beeps faster*
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Percy: one of my talents is being stress
Annabeth: do you mean being stressed?
Percy, looking at Chiron who's downing 6 aspirins: I don't think-
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Leo Valdez: “There’s something seriously wrong with you!”
Nico Di Angelo: “...Coming from you, that's actually a little worrying.”
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Annabeth: *Staring at Percy*
Percy: *oblivious* What?
Annabeth: You're so pretty. *Kisses him on the cheek and walks away*
Percy: *red faced and completely flustered* I uh-
Will: *in the distance* We need to talk about the amount of power this woman holds. She's got the two time hero of Olympus internally squealing like a school girl.
Percy: *shouts* I heard that, Solace!
Will: *shouts back* Oh yeah? What you gonna do about it, Pretty Boy?
Clarisse: *laughing her ass off* Yeah, Pretty Boy, whatcha gonna do?
Percy: I hate you both.
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Will: Please, I’m begging you to eat some ambrosia and go to the camp infirmary.
Nico: I’m sorry is this OUR stab wound? Stay out of it.
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Nico: I can't believe all these people dressed in black cloaks. Black cloaks was my thing, and now everyone's doing it to be "cool". They're all posers.
Will: Nico, I cannot stress this enough. We are at a funeral.
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Will: why is it that I always lose things as soon as I need them??
Nico: actually, it's not that you lose things when you need them. You lose them a while before. It's just that you LOOK for things when you need them.
Will: Okay yeah thanks, Nico, that's great but you’re literally BLEEDING OUT-WHERE'S THE FUCKING FIRST-AID KIT?!?
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Leo: Okay, I’ve come up with a 3-step plan to get Will to marry you!
Nico: . . . Okay . . .
Leo: Step one - invite him to play Truth or Dare
Nico: Oh gods
Leo: Step two - wait until he picks dare, which he will because I’ll be making chicken noises at him
Nico: Leo no
Leo: Step three - DARE him to marry you!
Will, from the other room: It could work!
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