Nico is a Baby, Bianca is Alive
Bianca, after someone cursed: Hey! No cursing! Baby ears are present!
Nico: I'm not a baby!
Bianca: You are 11. You're not allowed to say bad words
Nico: I can say whatever I want! FUCK FUCKITTY FUCK FUCK FUCK!
Everyone: *gasps*
Bianca:
Percy: *quietly praying to the Gods that Bianca doesn't wash his mouth with handsoap and detergent again*
Thalia, scared for Nico: Oh dam
Bianca: You can take that mouth and go straight to your cabin, mister.
Nico: No!
Bianca: Now!
Nico: NO!
Bianca: You go back to the cabin right now. You are grounded.
Nico: I'm not going back to the cabin!
Bianca: Young man, if you are not back at the cabin in the next 10 minutes, no Will for a month
Will: Wha- no Will?!
Bianca: NO WILL!
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Percy: Hey can I go ride my skateboard outside?
Jason: Whatever, I’m not your mother.
*Percy runs off*
Jason: NOT IN THE STREET!!
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Jason: You promise?
Nico: Yes. I swear on my mother's life.
Jason: ... Uh.. Nico, your mother's dead.
Nico: Yeah well, at least my mom wanted me.
Jason: ...
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Pjo characters saying things I have heard my friends say before:
Jason: jumping off a bridge is a once in a lifetime experience
Nico: Just let me listen to my whore music in Peace :(((
Will *yelling at literally nothing*: eat shit you decomposing Mozart carcass!
Reyna (we know it’s your secret hobby): watching people rage is my FaVoUrItE pastime :)
Percy: bruh weetabix had Rizzzzzz
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chiron: percy, welcome back! a prophecy has--
percy: no.
chiron: but the world--
percy: no thanks.
chiron: the gods--
percy: can kiss my ass.
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*Annabeth and percy eating at their favourite fancy restaurant*
Annabeth: *Finishing her last piece of steak* I loved this steak. What do you want for dessert?
Percy: Oh, you do not have to chose. I got us covered.
Annabeth: Perseus Jackson, what are you planning on?
Percy: Nothing! *blushes*
*A whole gang of waiters comes walking to their table, with all the blue desserts that you can think of*
Percy: *stands up*
Annabeth: Percy. What. Are. You. Doing?
Percy: Dear annabeth, I have loved you ever since I have known you, will you marry me?
Annabeth: *Cries from happines* Yes honey, of course.
Percy: Alright. That's settled then. Now gimme da blue cupcake!
Annabeth: *Laughs so hard she fell to the ground*
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If Hades raised Nico and Bianca Part 22
Hades: Let me get this straight, the campers...are scared of you
Bianca: Yes.
Hades: Why are they scared of you?
Bianca: Well, I threatened Grace that I would tie her down to a tree log and let her float down the river, I told Jackson that I'd drown him in the Phlegethon river, other stuff...
Hades: Perseus can't drown
Bianca: I know but he was too scared to argue with me and he thinks I actually have the ability to drown him.
Hades: Okay, I understand your cousins but why are the other campers scared of you?
Bianca: ...I may or may not have shot an arrow at a Hermes kid after he tried to prank me.
Hades:
Bianca: And I summoned vines to invade the Dionysus cabin
Hades:
Bianca: And I washed Percy's mouth and tongue with handsoap...and detergent
Hades: Why is that?
Bianca: Apparently, Nico learned how to say curse words from him
Hades: I'll excuse that one.
Bianca: And I cut a rope
Hades: Why is that scary?
Bianca: An Athena kid was trying to climb a cliff with it
Hades:
Bianca: And I slapped an Aphrodite kid in the face.
Hades: Do I wanna know?
Bianca: She was being a bitch.
Hades:
Hades: Here's a cookie.
Bianca: Aww, thanks, papa.
Hades:
Bianca, eating the cookie:
Hades: So how's Nico?
Bianca: Oh, the campers love him.
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