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Will: babe!! babe do the thing
Nico: *genuinely smiles*
Will, breathlessly: oh my gosh
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same energy
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leo: *turns on the kitchen light*
percy: *sitting at the table eating bread*
leo: it’s 4 in the morning
percy: turn the lights off
leo:
leo: can i join?
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Nico: I think I’m having a mid-life crisis.
Will: You’re like 15 years old
Nico: I MIGHT DIE AT 30!!!
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Jason: So... what would you do if you were in bed with me?
Nico: Depends. Is your bed comfortable?
Jason: Yes.
Nico: I'd sleep.
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Lupa: If Jason jumped off a bridge, would you do the same thing?
Reyna, sighing and getting ready to jump off: Yes. He can't swim.
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Will: Nico...
Nico: *grunts*
Will: Guess what day it is....
Nico: ...Oh no
Will: OH YES
Leo, Percy, Piper, Frank, Hazel, Annabeth, Jason: MERRY CHRISTMAS
Nico: HOW THE FUCK DID YOU ALL GET INTO MY CABIN??!!
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Nico: Sunshine. If we die here today, I want you to know you're my everything.
Will: That sounds gay dude.
Nico, annoyed: Will, we're gay. WE ARE DATING! Get used to it
Will: *chuckles* hehe, I know. I'm just joking
Nico: ugh...
Reyna, saying fondly: We're in danger and probably going to die yet you still give a joke.
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percy, after sacrificing himself:
annabeth: please don’t be dead
annabeth: please don’t be dead
annabeth: please please please don’t be dead
percy: i’m alive
annabeth: i’m going to fucking kill you
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Leo: .. .----. -- / ... --- .-. .-. -.-- [translation: I’M SORRY]
Jason: What's that?
Leo: Remorse code.
Jason: I'm even angrier now.
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to everyone whining about "what about smart blonde girl representation" i assure u can find a lot more smart white blondes in media than fully developed poc in an important role lol
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Nico: Can you perform under pressure?
Will: No but I could take a stab at ‘Bohemian Rhapsody’
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what's wrong with the children of the underworld describing people like this 💀
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annabeth: who the fuck broke the toaster
jason: it was percy
piper: percy broke it
percy:
percy: yOU PROMISED-
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Grover: Stop buying plastic skeletons for Halloween! It’s terrible for the environment!
Nico: Yeah! Locally sourced, all natural skeletons are much more environmentally friendly!
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