Jason: so. there’s something we probably need to talk about but I don’t know how to bring it up.
Nico: just rip the bandaid off, please.
Jason: I think you’re like, gay and super in love with that Solace kid.
Nico: put the fucking bandaid back on with duck-tape if you have to, I do not have time to talk about feelings.
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Nico: I think I’m having a mid-life crisis.
Will: You’re like 15 years old
Nico: I MIGHT DIE AT 30!!!
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Nico: Vegetable oil is made from vegetables, coconut oil is made from coconuts, so BABY OIL-
Jason: CAN'T WE JUST HAVE A NICE FAMILY DINNER FOR ONCE?!
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Nico: *Wears a slightly lighter shade of black*
Will: I see you're busting out the spring colours
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Nico: *sigh*
Percy: That is a big sigh for someone so small.
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Nico: a pet rock is a fun pet until you realize that it's immortal and you've curses it to an eternity of watching its loved ones die
Will: Nico, it's 3 a.m. go to sleep
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Leo: How long does it take you to start hallucinating from sleep deprivation?
Percy: I think-
Nico: 72 hours
Percy: How do you know
Nico: There's a clown behind you
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percy: the path to inner peace starts with four words
percy: not my fucking problem
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Nico: The Ocean is a soup.
Percy:
Percy: Do elaborate.
Nico: What are needed for something to be a soup?
Percy: Erm... Water, salt, some form of vegetation, and personally I prefer some meat in mine.
Nico: *Tilts head*
Percy: The Ocean is a Soup.
Nico: The Ocean is a Soup.
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Percy: why can’t we steal from the rich? We stole Jason from his camp?
Annabeth: we didn’t steal Jason, he’s free to do whatever he wants
Nico: we literally dragged him here?????
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Nico: it actually pisses me off sooooo much when people are like "ohh but if i hurt or kill the bastard who made my life and others' a living hell i'm just as bad as they are!"
Nico: like grow up and shoot him! what are you catholic?
Nico: "but i'm too good to kill anyone! :(" i'm not. give me the fucking gun and shut up.
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Grover: Stop buying plastic skeletons for Halloween! It’s terrible for the environment!
Nico: Yeah! Locally sourced, all natural skeletons are much more environmentally friendly!
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Nico: I dare you to kiss the next person who walks into this room.
Percy: Screw that, I’m not kissing any of you.
*Jason walks in*
Percy: Fine, I’ll do it. Rules are rules you know.
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Nico: I can't believe all these people dressed in black cloaks. Black cloaks was my thing, and now everyone's doing it to be "cool". They're all posers.
Will: Nico, I cannot stress this enough. We are at a funeral.
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My dear mutual, have you realized that you are one of the funniest people I have met???
@dalikmata6
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