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gii-heylittleangel · 5 hours ago
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Nico: Schrodinger's cat is overrated. If you wanna see something that's both dead and alive, you can talk to me any time of the day.
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lagreyowl · 6 hours ago
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Opposite
Annabeth: I'm dumb
Leo: I'm cold
Percy: I'm dehydrated
Jason: I'm alive
Jason: Beat that!
Nico:
Nico: Um, well
Will: C'mon, Nico, admit it and you'll win this discussion!
Nico: I don't want to win any stupid discussion. It's not even a discussion!
Will: Pleeease
Nico: ..Fine.
Nico: I am sunshine
Will: FINALLY! You agree!
Nico: You know what? I'm straight too.
Will:
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spiderintheathenacabin · 7 hours ago
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Mr D: I assure you, this type of idiocy will not be tolerated
Percy: Is there another type of idiocy you'd prefer?
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problematicgoldenchild · 8 hours ago
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So doubling back on my post about the Curse of Achilles, i hear all these head cannons about Percy getting Annabeths name tattooed on the small of his back. Say if by the time he could get a tattoo, the curse was never taken away. would he have to have the tattoo above the small of his back What if the tattoo artist treads over it?
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multifandom-multiverse · 17 hours ago
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Jason: This us one of your weirdest ideas yet
Leo: Weirder than snail armour?
Jason: Leo, snails already have armour
Leo: THEY WHY DO THEY KEEP GETTING SMUSHED?!
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multifandom-multiverse · 17 hours ago
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Leo: So how did I do?
Reyna: There is now a level 0
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damhalfblood · a day ago
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Jason: This is a mistake
Frank, enthusiastically: A mistake we're going to laugh about one day!
Jason: But not today
Frank, still enthusiastic: Oh, no. Today's going to be a mess
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jackthediscosword · a day ago
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Jason: Nico no está respondiendo su teléfono
Will: Voy a llamar
Percy: Jason y yo hemos llamado seis veces cada uno, qué te hace pensar-
Nico: ¿Hola?
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damhalfblood · a day ago
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Piper: You know, I'm starting to regret showing you how that blender works.
Frank, drinking toast: Why do you say that?
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damhalfblood · a day ago
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Piper: If there's going to be a big dramatic scene, wait until I get back.
Leo: Of course. I can't flip this table by myself.
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damhalfblood · a day ago
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Leo: *Kicks the door down looking panicked*
Hazel: What did you do?
Leo: Nobody died.
Hazel: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?!
!!!made with @/scatterpatter's prompt generator!!!
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damhalfblood · a day ago
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Annabeth: You're right.
Leo: That's... That's an unusual phrase for you. Did you just learn it?
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damhalfblood · a day ago
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Nico: *walking in to a room* Sorry I’m late... I was... doing things.
*Sounds of running footsteps progressively getting louder*
Leo: *out of breath* HE PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKIN’ STAIRS
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Annabeth: They will find you and they will kill you
Percy: Not helping Annabeth
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Sadie: After all ‘unstoppable’ is just another kind of ‘stoppable’
Carter: No that’s not really right
Sadie: Yeah it made more sense in my head
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