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probably shitty worldbuilding idea: fantasy world that keeps going

#oh I love that though

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packing to move is so funny it’s like ah. this thing I forgot I owned and I haven’t seen for eight months…..is so dear and precious to me. I will be justifying the space to bring it and then promptly misplace it again

#why are you calling me out like this

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People talk about the surprise albums from people like Taylor Swift or Beyoncé that drop with zero warning but I have just been existing in this world where every album I've ever heard in my life has been a surprise album because I didn't know that musicians had schedules that we could see

#mecore

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parallel universe travel agency 🪐

#sdfsdhgs amazing #video #sam reich

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#I was an anti halron girl but I was wrong #when he said consider it a gift I was like GOD DAMMIT #trop #tolkien

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Please tag where you're from!

PICTURES BELOW THE CUT ⬇️

A double bed and a single bed:

A bunk bed and a sleeper sofa:

A sofa bed:

A futon and a mattress on the floor:

#besties you can get an easy to assemble bedframe for like $40 on amazon if u can afford it I highly recommend #it'll prolong the life of ur mattress and you'll be amazed at how much comfier it is suddenly #anyway I have a full size (double) mattress #my fiance has a single and I'm like babe you are not skinny isn't that too small for you #we're gonna get a queen for our home together lol #I gotta look at the tag on my mattress and get a queen of the same thing tho bc it's the COMFIEST MATTRESS IN THE WORLD

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#me @ my fiance

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#face in cat's fur #I'll do that when I get home

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#I love kids but also sometimes they just need to go back to their parents

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#yeah that's me

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#I love this so much

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george washington was the first king, and his rule lasted from the year 0 to 1776. he clipped his toenails in the west and the rocky mountains piled up. bored one night, he ejaculated in the headwaters of the mississippi and by the time his sperm reached the delta, they had matured to adult men: the first Americans. during his reign great infrastructure projects were undertaken; he personally oversaw the construction of the brooklyn bridge and the chicago bean. he was succeeded upon his death by little gay bitch thomas jefferson

#the last part got me

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English added by me :)

#pure chaos #I love it #video

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#CACKLING #animals

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Things that have happened to me in 24 hours in London:

Met a poodle named Erasmus

Got mistaken for a child by staff at the British Museum and was asked where my parents were, despite the fact that I turn 32 in a fortnight

Paid £5 for a single cup of watery tea, not even loose leaf

Had someone offer me a slice of pizza they'd taken directly out of the bin (I declined; sadly, I'd already eaten)

Stayed overnight with a 75 year old woman who told me a great story about how she had her wallet, airline tickets and passport stolen in India in the '70s, and when she went to the British Embassy to try and sort out her travel home, this guy there was super racist and told her that he'd 'eat coal for a year if the Indian police don't just keep your money for themselves', so when her wallet was indeed found and returned to her by the police, she went and bought 1kg of coal and left it on that guy's desk at the Embassy with a note that said 'as you expressed a wish to add this into your diet, I've taken the liberty of treating you to an entrée'. Her name is Tina. She's a legend

#tina is my hero

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Found this neat rock yesterday

#my fiancé understands meeee #this ring is so PRETTY #I feel like an elven PRINCESS #snurtz talks

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#dragged