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fanficwriting · 1 year
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Jason: so. there’s something we probably need to talk about but I don’t know how to bring it up.
Nico: just rip the bandaid off, please.
Jason: I think you’re like, gay and super in love with that Solace kid. 
Nico: put the fucking bandaid back on with duck-tape if you have to, I do not have time to talk about feelings.
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sodamnbored · 1 year
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Jason: What’re you talking about? My dad is great.
Percy: Has he ever visited you in person?
Jason: Well…no. But - he’s busy.
Nico: Has he ever jumped in to help you on a quest? During the Titan war, at least?
Jason: Not that I can remember…But I managed so…
Leo: Have you ever even had a conversation with him face to face?
Jason: …Do fathers usually talk to their sons?
Percy, Nico, and Leo: *sympathetic looks*
Jason, mind blown and disappointed: I always felt bad for people with emotionally distant fathers. Turns out I’m one of them.
Jason: It’s a miracle I didn’t end up a stripper.
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captainwaffles · 7 months
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Jason: what do you mean you don’t have a license
Leo: it never came up
Jason: never came up? You’ve been piloting Argo two!
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Piper: Today is a day of running through hurdles.
Jason: Aren’t you supposed to jump OVER hurdles?
Piper: Whatever. Fear is only something to be afraid of if you let it scare you.
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jubileesstuff · 2 years
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Jason: Nico is a perfect cinnamon scone who’s never done anything wrong in his entire life!
Percy: Never done anything wrong?! He set a city block on FIRE!
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catphobi · 2 years
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Nico: I have to kill him
Jason: who?
Nico: (looking at Will) I don’t know how to flirt with him so he has to die.
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*3 am*
Jason: WHAT THE HELL IS THAT NOISE!!
Percy and Leo:
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perseusjackson18 · 2 years
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Nico: *trips over* Jason *running over*: Oh my gods are you okay? Are you hurt? Percy: *throws himself down the stairs* Jason *without looking*: Do a backflip next time.
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percabethownsmybutt · 1 month
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annabeth: why are you following me?
percy: because we’re dating now
annabeth: okay… what about grover?
percy: we’re a package deal
grover: buy one idiot, get one free
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amphibiousflorence · 1 month
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Percy: why can’t we steal from the rich? We stole Jason from his camp?
Annabeth: we didn’t steal Jason, he’s free to do whatever he wants
Nico: we literally dragged him here?????
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Nico: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast? Percy: Several traffic violations. Jason: Three counts of resisting arrest. Leo: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks. Frank: Also, that’s not our car.
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fanficwriting · 2 years
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Hazel: okay, so in class, we were talking about orgasms-
Nico: *chokes*
Frank: you mean when you fold paper into birds and shit?
Hazel: no, that's origami, orgasms is this green herb you put on pizza-
Nico: wait, that’s Oregon-
Leo: no, jackass, that's that weird state no one talks about, orgasms are-
Jason: Okay, I feel a duty to stop this conversation here. All of you shut up.
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sodamnbored · 1 year
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captainwaffles · 1 year
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Nico: You ever seen a ghost
Will: But sometimes he would be gay
Jason: I think I was suppose to be gay
Will: there’s a horse lose in the hospital
Nico: hey do you want me to kill that guy for you?
Jason: you have the moral back bone of a chocolate eclair
Nico: do my friends hate me or do I just need to go to sleep
Will: shut up you’re all gonna die street smarts
Nico: stay down on the ground you mother fucker
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nicodiangelo-we-stan · 5 months
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Happy part ten everyone, thx everyone for tolerating me this long
Part 9
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jubileesstuff · 2 years
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Leo, Percy & Nico:*Playing video games*
Jason: You guys woke up at 5:30 in the morning just to play games?
Percy: *silence*
Nico: *silence*
Leo: *silence*
Jason, finally figuring it out: ...You guys never went to sleep, did you?
Leo, Percy & Nico in shame: Yeah...
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