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[ryesingerrose]

Interviewer: Now that I finally have your attention-

Max: You don’t have my attention.

Interviewer: Charles Leclerc.

Max: I’m listening.

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[f1incorrectquotess]

*Lance is in the kitchen and they hear a crash from the living room*

Lance, running into the living room: WHAT ON EARTH HAPPENED HERE?!?!

Pierre, looking at the broken TV screen and the remote on the floor: I was trying to throw the remote onto the TV stand!

Lance: And Alex didn’t stop you?!

Pierre, pointing at a sleeping Alex: He has been asleep for the past three hours.

Esteban, walking in, oblivious to the situation: Hey guys-

Esteban, realizing: Wait, is the TV broken? Why?!

Lance, pointing at Pierre: He threw the remote onto the TV stand.

Esteban: Come on! That’s the 5th time this week and it’s 2 in the morning on a Tuesday!

Alex, waking up to see the situation: *yawns* How long was I out?

Alex, seeing the broken TV: OH GOSH NOT AGAIN! PIERRE, I TOLD YOU NOT TO!

Pierre: You were asleep! And I always take a window of opportunity when I see it!

Lance and Esteban, in unison: But you broke the-

Pierre: My work here is done. If anyone asks, I was never. *dashes out of the living room*

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[marsinoff]

Lance: I WON!! Oscar & Max: YOU DIDN'T WIN A RACE! Lance: I WON IN RACE PRACTICE AND IT COUNTS!

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[formula1blog]

Do you have a crush on me

Charles: Cheri, can I ask you something?

Max: Of course, schat.

Charles: Do you, like me?

Max: *confused* Do I like you?

Charles: Yeah, you know, like?

Max: ??

Charles: you know what I mean…

Max: Do I have a crush on you?

Charles: yeah?

Max:

Charles:

Max: Charles, Schat. The love of my life.

Max: We have literally been married for the last three years

Charles:

Max:

Charles: So, is that a yes?

Max: YESSSSSSSSSS!!!

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[sharldose]

Max: I love you, Charles. Charles: I am loved! 😊 *white knuckle gripping the sink unable to meet his own bloodshot eyes*

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[bbglewis]

F1 as texts (Lewis to Ferrari Version)

+Bonus (Fernando with his life advice on how to deal w Ferrari)

this is how i cope

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[aaltilis]

*Redbull asks Checo to do PR stuff with Max*

Checo: Will Daniel be there?

RB team: No, just you and Max.

Checo: Will Charles be there?

RB team: Leclerc? No, why would he?

Checo: Yeah, just making sure you know, bad experiences.

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[ladymarvel27]

Charles: I'm on top of the world Lando: You're just sitting in Max's lap Charles: Max is my world. Max: That's really sweet, but you're crushing me

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[peoplesprincessgeorge]

landoscar + txt posts = true 3.0

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[nebarious]

TEXTING YOUR BF HOZIER LYRICS

⇢ Featuring: Lewis, Oscar, Lando, Carlos, Max, Charles

⇢ Warning: Mention of Alcohol

⇢ Note: This is my first time writing text fic. Please be kind. I'm open for request. Feel free to send one

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[softpinkshirt]

charles: are you a top or bottom?

seb (retired, wants to be left alone by the grid): im a beekeeper

Lewis (in denial): you're an f1 driver

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[f1incorrectquotess]

Toto: I just ended a four year relationship.

Valtteri: Oh, I’m so sorry. Are you okay?

Toto: Hm? Oh yeah, I’m fine. It wasn’t my relationship.

*Lewis and Nico fighting from across the garage*

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[marsinoff]

Charles, to Max: Fake ass idgafer. I saw you gazing off into the distance like you were looking at something far away, something no one else could see but you.

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[formula1blog]

Lance stroll: People hate me because I'm rich, but I worked hard to get where I am today.

Lance: I had to be born, and keep living, and not die. It's exhausting!!!!

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[sharldose]

Charles: 👀 Max: His big doleful eyes and violently self-destructive tendencies have captivated me.

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[mernaroll]

*on the phone*

stranger: i have your daughter *on the phone*

lewis: what? all of my kids are boys

stranger: then who the fuck is this princess-

lewis, screaming to seb : OH SHIT THEY HAVE GEORGE

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