Nico to Will: Would you like to stay for dinner?
Persephone, from a different room: WOULD YOU LIKE TO STAY FOREVER?!
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Percy, enjoying summer vacation: That’s seven glorious days without a crazy person in my life.
Apollo, rolling up to his front door: Percy! I need your help!
Percy, sighing: It was nice while it lasted.
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Athena: How do you politely tell someone you want to smash their face in with a brick several times?
Apollo: One wishes the acquaint your face with a rigidly-edged object commonly used in the construction of walls. Repeatedly.
Athena: Wow. That was poetry.
Artemis: No, that was a therapy cry for both of you!
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Apollo: make it as manly as possible. I want to show everyone how manly I am
Nail tech: *holding up the glittery pink colour nail polish he picked* sure-
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Will and Nico: *cuddling*
Apollo, climbing between them: make room for god
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Thalia: Is letting someone win at chess sapiosexual bottoming
Reyna: Does anyone in this godforsaken group ever think before they speak
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The arrow of Dodona to Apollo: BEHOLD, THE FIELD IN WHICH I GROW MY FUCKS! LAY THINE EYES UPON IT, AND THOU SHALT SEE THAT IT IS BARREN!
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Apollo: Artemis says you can’t be part of the problem and part of the solution, but I happen to think that I can.
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Apollo: Don’t say it.
Meg: I wasn’t going to say anything.
Apollo: Yes, you were.
Meg: No, I wasn’t.
Apollo: You were going to say I told you so. I know you were.
Meg: Well, now that you mention it…
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Apollo: We all have a head, a body, a neck, and a sound hole, so technically we're all ukuleles.
Meg: … Why does that somehow make sense?
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Will, seeing the inside of Nico's cabin for the first time: It was nice of the Addams family to lend you their place for the weekend.
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Percy, heavily: Well, we’ve been looking for three days. I give up. Jason isn’t coming back.
Nico, frowning: Well I’m never giving up.
Percy: Why not?
Nico: Because looking forever is much easier than me finding a new friend.
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Apollo: Technically, technically, you can't prove I can die, until I do die. I am immortal, until proven mortal. I will live forever...until something kills me. I'm not wrong.
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Everyone: I can fix him
Will: I can make him fix himself *finger guns*
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Lester: Zeus messed with all of my domains. Now I can't shot an arrow straight, heal, or anything
Meg: Is that why you always lie?
Lester: Shut up
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Reyna: This bloodline ends with me.
Thalia: That's the fanciest way I've ever heard someone say "I'm gay".
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