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fuckthisshitimoutyall · 2 hours ago
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cottagecore this, goblincore that
I want to have whatever Radagast the Brown has got going on
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nhydrxl · 12 hours ago
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So. I watched AUJ for the first time since I was probably like. 10. I was livereacting w/ @thotinshield but it was too late and people have to sleep so I just took notes as I watched beginning at like. The half of the movie more or less.
You can see the gap of opinions until the hug bc I was extremely invested
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"created at 2:02 am"
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My friends can’t take me anywhere without stopping for this
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Were you a person who had that one post about stuff in LOTR that wasn’t in the movies? I’ve been trying to find it but it’s taking FOREVER
Hello! I do know this post which you speak of, however, I didn’t create it.
I believe it is in dot point format, and lists some great things from the Lord of the Rings books that weren’t in the movies, correct? (ie Gandalf telling a himbo Legolas off, and saying something about him harnessing the sun himself if it’s so easy)
If anyone has the link to this post, please feel free to help me and my pal Annie out here!
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Okay, so apparently Elves can die of old age in Lord of the Rings, so long as they’re past 1,000,000 years old and are kinda over it™️ (I would be too at that age Jesus fucking Christ)
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I’m idly reading Tolkien’s letters to Milton regarding The Silmarillion, and I’ve just hit his explanation of Mairon…
So, Tolkien basically says that Mairon starts off “fair” with his motives following Melkor’s defeat. Middle-earth has been “neglected” by the gods — left to ruin. Mairon wishes to “reorganise” and “rehabilitate” it.
It’s the Second Age, and Men are now seriously starting to outnumber Elves.
Mairon, as stated by Tolkien, explicitly hates both Elves and the gods, however, nothing is said about him hating us as a race.
Do I need to read further in his letters, or was Mairon totally working towards restoring Middle-earth as a paradise where he oversees humans as the leading race??
Dudes, I think if we turned a cold shoulder to the Elves, we as a race would’ve been flourishing in Middle-earth under Mairon’s no-doubt tyrannical, but favoured rule, as in we’re his favourite race — the golden child he wants to see enjoying the land, against the scapegoated Elves.
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Khalibali from padmaavat for @yass-rani
Khalibali is a piece of art in the silver screen. It is in the movie padmaavat which is the life story of Chittor Rani padmaavati , maharawal Ratan Singh and the Turkish sultan Alauddin Khilji (who by the way looks a lot like thorin oakenshield ) . This song is sung by shivam pathak . (Padmaavat is my 7th fav movie )
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One of the funnier things that was brought to my attention from my recent Hobbit reread was that Thorin is canonically very wordy and long winded.
Idk I just think it’s hilarious that he speaks so formal like he’s awarding a medal or something the second he has to make a PSA
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Imagine trying to have “boy talk” with one of your friends about Legolas on the Fellowship journey. You literally wouldn’t be able to. You’d both be watching him pose on a rock from afar, trying to whisper about his legs to each other, but he has the ears of a bat so it’d just end up like this
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You know how it was a really popular filmmaking trend back in the early 2000s to have your characters dancing to a popular song during the end credits?
Yeah well now I wish Peter Jackson had the entire Fellowship dancing to YMCA during Return of the King’s end credits, simply because that’d be iconic and make the post-trilogy pain go away ☀️
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At Legolas’ “coming of age” coronation:
Thranduil, sitting with Legolas in the carriage riding through the kingdom: part of being a Royal is displaying elegance, as in upholding the thousands of years of dignity our—
Legolas, leaning out the carriage window:
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lordhellrond · 6 days ago
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finding the other inconsistencies entirely forgivable, the one grievance I have with the hobbit films is that this is how they portray smaug
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when this was his legitimate original motive
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lordhellrond · 6 days ago
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found some dms I sent when I had a migraine so bad that everything I looked at had a natural motion blur and I didn’t know if what I was seeing was real
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entishramblings · 7 days ago
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Legolas, in another room: Are you threatening me with a spoon?
*smacking sound*
Legolas: OW!
Aragorn: *sighs*
Aragorn: Gimli! Stop abusing the elf!
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Man it’s lucky that Aragorn is a genuinely nice guy and I’m not eligible to step foot into a medieval tavern, because if he were in a dark corner staring at me all night I wouldn’t withhold from pulling one of these
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espleon · 7 days ago
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gonna tell my kids this was Thranduil in the hobbit
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