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entishramblings · 10 months
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Bard: *lying down and crying*
Thranduil: There, there. Why don’t you take some time off to not be around me while you’re like this?
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ladytwilla · 2 years
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I am cackling. I am deceased. I am posting this from the grave. ☠️ @lordoftherazzles is truly a blessing. 🤣🤣🤣
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brewerssupplies · 9 months
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In relation to the fireworks wizard post and the Lord of the Rings part comp. The party composition for The Hobbit is just as crazy if not more.
It goes
Dwarf fighter
Dwarf fighter
Dwarf fighter
Dwarf fighter
Dwarf fighter
Dwarf fighter
Dwarf fighter
Dwarf fighter
Dwarf fighter
Dwarf fighter
Dwarf fighter
Dwarf fighter
Dwarf fighter
Halfling rogue
And occasionally that same fucking aasimar wizard.
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theidlespoon · 4 months
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nothing, just tolkien originally writing down the hobbit because his son christopher kept complaining that he'd change the details from night to night and then christopher later being so crucial in taking tolkien's notes and turning them into fully written novels of worldbuilding. loving someone to the point of creation and then having them help you finish the job.
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elrond sipping his tea: how nice of you to join me for breakfast, thranduil. it’s certainly been a while hasn’t it. you remember bilbo, the hobbit from like seventy years ago? he has a kid now. i know you would just love frodo
thranduil:
thranduil: elrond, where’s my son
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autistook · 29 days
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LORD OF THE RINGS/HOBBIT + text posts
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njordr · 2 months
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gay people can never say i love you it’s always gotta be some shit like “i look absurd,” “it is a gift, a token of our friendship. true friends are hard to come by.”
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kitmdrawsthings · 5 days
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Thought I’d sum up The Hobbit in one drawing if that’s okay with you guys
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mrkida-art · 11 months
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Bagginshield
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Me to the elves in The Rings of Power
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whoever decided to give me a human form, i hope u lost your job. i was supposed to be a little goblin living in a tiny house in the woods
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entishramblings · 8 months
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aragorn is covered in tattoos from his days as a dúnedain ranger and no can tell me otherwise
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electracution · 3 months
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He looks curious, inquisitive even, gazing upon our world from so high! With that twinkle in his eye:'))
Dedicated post to @autistook because it's their favourite. Hope it makes you smile :)
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ironmandeficiency · 10 months
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bilbo, after thorin’s death: i have decided to give up on love and put all of that energy into tomatoes
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