“My lord. These were supposed to be for the visiting dignitaries tomorrow.”
“What’s the harm in just one?”
“THEY’RE NOT EVEN COOLED YET! YOU COULD’VE BURNED YOURSELF!”
“Annya, compared to Angband this is a mild tickle.”
“I’ll show you a mild tickle.” *whips out paring knife* “Now if I see another biscuit nicked, I take the other hand.”
My Silm OC Annya, the iron chef who’ll drive iron right through your chest if you fuck with her, standing with Maedhros who’s literally been caught with his remaining hand in the cookie jar. The battle of wills has begun folks, who’ll take it home? Once again there’s no background because I suck at them and will continue to suck at them for the foreseeable future.
(sorry not sorry, wanted to do something cute and humorous with Big Sexy Ginger and Mama Dragon and I am MORE than satisfied with how this turned out, except the blush. Wish I could’ve blended it more cuz I kinda hate it now but oh well, we can’t have everything 🤷🏾♀️
(Let’s see if y’all can find the hidden Easter egg ;)
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My newest Silm OC (I get her getup is a bit too modern rn, I'll fix it later). Her name's Annya Amilócë and she's the head cook for Feanor's family. Annya learned under her mother, the previous head chef (and so she kinda grew up with the boys) and eventually took on the post for her own once she came of age. When the family left Tirion, she went along with them and eventually went with Caranthir to Thargelion, staying in his employ until his death.
Her backstory is still in the early development stages cuz she’s a new concept, but some little tidbits so far.
Etymology (cuz etymology is like my favorite thing in the world).
Annya: mother-name, meaning "my gift"
Amilócë: father-name, meaning "mother dragon" in reference to her maternal nature as well as her hot temper. The moniker "Mama Dragon" actually stuck with her among the Feanorians throughout her life.
She’s the second of four kids (she’s got two sisters and a brother), but she acts way more like the mom of the group. Seriously, mom friend to the max both to friends and family
She gets really pissed off if you don’t eat her food, at least a little bit. This is when the dragon part comes out.
Her biggest flaw is blind loyalty, like if she’s super loyal to her friends she turns a blind eye to what they’re doing even if it’s bullshit and it takes quite a bit to get her to wake the f up.
She can cook her ass off but her speciality is baked goods. Cookies, cakes, pies, you name it. You’ll know if you’re one of her favorite people because she’ll sneak you extras in the rations (just look at who starts to gain weight)
Annya’s no warrior, but she knows some basic self defense. Her primary weapon is a meat cleaver (and she’s cleaved more than one person with it)
Her favorite joke/insult is threatening to bake people into pies
Her dad’s Vanya, her mom’s Noldo
She’s had a crush on Caranthir since forever, literally everybody else knows cuz she ain’t slick
Her hobbies outside cooking include attending parties, horseback riding and collecting weird but interesting shit
She’s an avid forager and has an almost encyclopedic knowledge of edible herbs, plants and other shit
Doesn’t even flinch anymore when Celegorm comes back in with a fresh kill. He’ll plop it on the counter and she’ll just skin and cook it without blinking
Second favorite phrase is “get the fuck out of my kitchen before I cut you”
Do NOT interrupt her while she’s cooking
She has to get a lot of her clothes custom made cuz she’s a bit on the chonky side.
Caranthir is her favorite, she likes all the boys but he’s the one she’s been the closest to since they were kids.
They’re married now because I say so.
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