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Legolas : *heart broken because of Tauriel*
Thranduil : next time you feel butterflies in your stomach, chug a bottle of tequila and drown those motherfuckes. It's not worth your peace
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Sauron: So you have finally arrived, Lúthien Tinúviel...
Lúthien: To you it's TinúviHELL, 'cause that's where I'll be sending you!
Beren, completely traumatized, talking to a werewolf: Do you see her?? That's my WIFE
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Bilbo: (whenever he’s mildly inconvenienced) I’ll be the change I want to see in the world, but I’m going to be kind of shitty and passive aggressive about it.
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Ngl, obsessed with the idea that the questers know that legolas is, if not thousands of years, then centuries old, but it not regestering until he mentions having met their ancestor or a historical figure to them. It doesn’t help that legolas looks like a teenager.
Just like that scene with eowyn realizing aragorn is a legit grandpa but with legolas and the rest of the walkers instead.
Legolas: i never had the pleasure of having a conversation with the man, but from the brief glimpses of (insert boromir’s ancestor from 1000 years ago here) that i saw, he was an honorable man.
Boromir, bluescreening: yes, he was known as quite the chivalrous man. But for you to have met him you must be at least a thousand years old!
Legolas: *clicks tongue and doesn’t say anything with an amused smile*
Aragorn, who has gone through all these emotions already: older.
Gimli: Older?? Are you telling me that this beardless, pointy elf with a face of a teenager is, what? 2000?
Aragorn: more.
Gimli: MORE???
Merry: if he is close to 3000 years than he was probably born around the last war for the ring!
Legolas, enjoying this all immensely: i was old enough to fight in it actually.
Pippin: alright, so legolas is 3000 and a few centuries. That’s a lot older than i thought to be honest. He looked like the youngest elf in rivendale.
Legolas: i’m 4000, actually.
Gimli: GODDAMN IT! I knew we shouldn’t trust these babyfaced point ears! You can’t even tell their age!
Legolas: if it makes you feel better, other elves also have a hard time discerning the age of silvans. They’ve routinely thought of mine to be millenia younger that we actually are.
Boromir, having an existential crisis: what the fuck
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Legolas: I kissed Gimli.
Aragorn: Wow.
Aragorn: I owe Gandalf so much money.
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Thorin, at Y/n: Would you like to stay for dinner?
Fili and Kili, from the kitchen: Would you like to stay forever!?!
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Bilbo: You have to apologise to Thranduil.
Thorin: Fine.
Thorin: Unfuck you, or whatever.
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The Lord of the Rings + Tumblr Text Posts
Part 2
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Legolas: Merry Christmas!
Gimli: Merry Christmas!
Sam: Merry Christmas!
Frodo: Merry Christmas!
Merry: Merry Christmas!
Pippin: Pippin Christmas!
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Fëanor: no one’s dying on my watch
Fëanor: go die somewhere I can’t see you
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Gil Galad : "say something dark"
Oropher : "your future"
Gil Galad : *whispering* listen to me here you bitch-"
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Boromir : I sleep with my sword next to my side
Aragorn : I sleep with a knife
Legolas : Both of you are pathetic
Boromir : Oh yeah? What do you sleep with?
Legolas : Gimli.
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first trip to dipolmatic trip to Mirkwood
Aragorn: When I woke up this morning, I had a feeling something terrible was going to happen and also that essentially, deep down, I’m quite an evil person.
Thranduil: It’s called a hangover, little king, you're doing fine
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me after reanimating the corpse of tolkien: so later on in the show, galadriel’s new bestie, halbrand, is revealed to be sauron, which kind of erases celebrimbor as a character and his contribution to the main conflict
tolkien: that’s what you’re worried about when two of the beatles are still living? go finish the job
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What most elves thinks it’s like talking to the trees:
Silvan: mighty oak tree, is there some trouble of which you would like to warn us?
Tree: no, my kind silvan. There is no darkness of which that can cause you harm.
What a silvan talking to a tree is actually like:
Legolas, cackling, landing on a tree branch: babe, you’ll never believe what happened!
Tree, lighting up and shaking their leaves: Legolas, my good bitch! I got news!
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