#lotr shitpost

[autistook]

e e p y

#lotr #lord of the rings #the lord of the rings #tolkien #merry brandybuck #meriadoc brandybuck #lotr merry #lotr shitpost

[evilnumnum]

could ai make THIS!????

#my art #fanart #art #sketch #illustration #drawing #doodle #artist #gandalf #lotr #lotr shitpost #lord of the rings #lord of the rings art #lotr art #lotr memes #gandalf big naturals #I DIDNT KNOW THERE WAS A GANDALF BIG NATURALS TAG

[twicearoundthebend]

Imagine going on a cross country trip to share the (mildly embarrassing) news with an adjacent king that your guards lost a prisoner, but when you get there- there’s actually a huge crowd of people who all get called into a massive Super Important Meeting. And the prisoner (who you thought wasn’t like That Big of a deal) gets brought up, and everyone’s talking about how great your kingdoms security is, and how important it is that he’s locked up, and you’re just sitting there sweating buckets. And you have to stand up in front of Everybody and tell them ‘actually he escaped and had been gone for months’. While everyone looks at you with the most disappointed faces you’ve ever seen. What a loser.

And Then you have to go on an even Longer trip with all of these people who’s first impression of you was some cringefail sweaty loser who can’t even keep track of one (1) guy.

No wonder Legolas was showing off every chance he got, he was trying to bring his reputation up from like -100

#girlfailure shit tier ass elf legolas i love you #lotr #lotr shitpost #lord of the rings #Legolas

[lordoftherazzles]

THE LORD OF THE DINGS: RETURN OF THE PORN BOTS (2023) ↳ dir. @staff (like, please, someone make this stop)

#seriously this is getting ridiculous #lotr #lord of the rings #lotr shitpost #lord of the memes #gimli #razzyedits #tolkienedit #razzy makes a shitpost #when will this nightmare end??? #i had to block a handful just in the time it took me to make this #the bots are back in town

[bilbo-baggins-is-a-fcking-vibe]

I love the hair braiding trope, but there is some serious debate about whether it's dwarves who have the hair-braiding customs or elves, so I'm here to settle that once and for all.

Legolas, hoping they just seem friendly and doesn't know dwarves have the same hair customs: Hey Gimli, could I help with your hair?

Gimli, hoping he just seems friendly and doesn't know elves have the same hair customs: Uh, sure!

Aragorn, who knows that hair braiding is romantic for both elves and dwarves: ......... WHat

#lotr #lotr shitpost #legolas #aragorn #gimli #lotr incorrect quotes #lotr memes #legolas x gimli #gigolas #hair braiding trope #swags says a thing

[ballroomfitz]

LOTR AU where the horn of Gondor is a kazoo

#my stuff #lord of the rings #lotr #lotr shitpost #Boromir

[thewitchkingiscool-ace]

#samfro #bagginshield #lotr #the hobbit #lotr shitpost #the hobbit shitpost #my memes

[captaintalon]

#lotr shitpost #lotr #lord of the rings #legolas #gimli #tolkien

[scyllas-revenge]

LOTR + Ask A Manager: Part 2

Part 1 here!

#lotr #lord of the rings #tolkien #lotr shitpost #aragorn #haldir #arwen #eowyn #boromir #gandalf #ask a manager #ok i feel evil for that last one XD

[electracution]

He could Sean his Bean in- He could- Anytime-

#im a lesbian what the hell #boromir #lord of the rings #boromir fanart #art #artists on tumblr #traditional art #lotr art #lotr shitpost #sean bean #he's my favourite tragic gay man

[autistook]

#lotr #lord of the rings #the lord of the rings #lotr shitpost #incorrect lotr #incorrect lotr quotes #except its pretty much correct #gandalf #lotr meme #lotr memes #jrrt #tolkien #Middle-Earth #frodo baggins #fotr

[forheksed]

I randomly drop 2 sketch portraits of Eomer and 5 min lotr landscape sketches and disappear for months again

#lotr fanart #lord of the rings #eomer #lotr #lotr shitpost #my art #fanart #eomer of rohan

[grondds-and-roses]

You are in the house of Elrond. And it is ten o’clock in the morning, on October the twenty-fourth btw. If you even care

#gandalf #gandalf the grey #gandalf the white #frodo baggins #elrond #rivendell #lotr #lord of the rings #lotr shitpost #jolkien rolkien rolkien tolkien #tolkien #jrrt #jrr tolkien

[lordoftherazzles]

I was there the day the strength of tumblr staff failed.

#lotr #lord of the rings #lotr shitpost #tumblr #the bots are back in town #lotredit #razzyedits #razzy makes a shitpost #i can't stop with these #tolkienedit #shitpost #elrond #isildur

[todayontumblr]

Monday, December 18.

Willkommen.

History was made on this day, twenty years ago. The last installment in The Lord of the Rings trilogy, The Return of the King, was released in cinemas. It grossed over $1.1 billion worldwide, making it the second highest-grossing film of all time. It won all eleven Oscars for which it was nominated, including Best Picture (the first fantasy to do so), at the 76th Academy Awards. The sequel to 2002's The Two Towers, and the completion of the story started by The Fellowship of the Ring, it was a cinematic landmark and a pop culture behemoth. Like its two predecessors, the film was widely acclaimed by critics and loved by audiences across the globe. But they were, all of them, deceived—for another film was made.

In 2004, Dominic Monaghan, the actor alias used by renowned German film critic Hans Jensen, interviewed the trilogy's star, Elijah Wood. In these nine bracing minutes of footage, Mr. Jensen probed his interviewee on the matters of the day: losing time within yourself, kicking balls, dolphins, and the wearing of wigs. It makes for quite remarkable viewing almost two decades later.

#today on tumblr #lord of the rings #LOTR #elijah wood #dominic monaghan #hans jensen #german film critic #wigs #when will you wear wigs #return of the king #lotr memes #tolkien #the lord of the rings #jrr tolkien #middle earth #lotr shitpost

[benthesoldiersjeanshorts]

#dank memes #memes #lol memes #meme #stolen memes #lotr shitpost #lotr memes