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gossip-girl-of-middle-earth · 50 minutes ago
I would like it to be known that I’m loving the Legolas x Mairon stuff that is coming onto my dash. It is a joy to wake to.
Let it also be known that I love it too XD and for the ship, I now headcanon that Mairon “promoted” Legolas to Mordor’s lieutenant against his will.
No, I didn’t consult anyone or ask for their permission, but there.
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Mairon: I'm a reverse necromancer.
Legolas: Isn't that just killing people?
Mairon: Ah, technicality.
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Legolas, struggling to keep upright in 1 inch heels: Yeah, I-I don’t really think heels are for me
Mairon, pointing at him and walking flawlessly in sparkly golden 6 inch heels: WEAK
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i-shitpost · 10 hours ago
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LOTR AU where Boromir and Legolas are roommates that have a condo...
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And Gandalf likes the Condo so much that he decides that he wants one too-
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Based off of this post by @orgyincamelot
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I need to know your tumblr tiktok because I too have found a raccoon clip worthy of sharing with you😌
This is a worthy cause. In fact, anyone else following me/mutuals, add my TikTok because I need more Tolkien friends on there!
This is my new account linked here :)
Also if you guys do add me, just shoot me a message to let me know, otherwise I won’t know who you are haha
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Me starting a stupid crack-post about the potential of a Sauron/Legolas ship and accidentally starting a small Legron/Saurolas/Mairolas cult over it with @the-reformed-ringwraith @burning-quesadilla @councilofelrond
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feenerd · a day ago
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It's not a cry you hear at night, it's not somebody who's seen the light, it's a cold and it's a broken Namárië
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Dom and Billy have just created a podcast YouTube channel!
Everything I never knew I needed in life 🍄🍂🪵
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not saying sam should have asked frodo to be the ringbearer at his wedding or anything, cause like ptsd and all. just saying it would have been extremely funny.
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Can’t believe it just kinda dawned on me, as I was brushing my teeth, that Maglor, during the early Fellowship/Ring Council days, was probably still in contact with Elrond and hanging around close by, and knew that Mairon/Sauron—his dead family’s lifelong nemesis—was stirring some bad shit up, but he ultimately decided to just pull the “senior’s retirement” card and not offer up his no doubt exceptionally superior combat skills to assist in any way, shape or form
This is literally him and I love it
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not to be a smeagol apologist or anything but i bought this smooth goldstone ring that sparkles when it comes into contact with any light and im not gonna lie to you, this shit slaps
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iamnotmereally · 4 days ago
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My precious and my beloved are at the opposite ends of the same spectrum
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inwiste · 4 days ago
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I've connected the dots
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i-shitpost · 4 days ago
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The Lord Of The Rings Trilogy is just Adventures in Babysitting in Middle Earth
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pippinsunderstudy · 4 days ago
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So I made something on paint today...
I call it
“passive aggressive Gandalf tired of Pippin’s shit”
Thank you for viewing my piece, come again.
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