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#incorrect lord of the rings quotes
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Elendil : "what do the elves call their friends living by the sea? Watermelons?"
Oropher : "they called them dead. Because Fëanor killed them"
Oropher : "BURN...."
Celebrimbo's spirit : ....
Gil Galad :....
Elrond :.....
Thranduil :....
Isildur : ....
Gil Galad : "FOR GOD'S SAKE OROPHER-
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braxix · 2 days
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Elrond: Someone stabbed me and ruined my favorite jacket.
Galadriel: Someone stabbed you?!
Elrond: Yes, but let's focus on the bigger issue. My jacket!
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lithiumseven · 2 years
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Frodo: *stabbed by an immortal blade*
The Hobbits: What do we do Mr. Strider
The Hobbits: *looking to this big scary mountain man so intimidating and mysterious they don’t even know his real name*
Aragorn, truly just some guy at heart: I’m gonna call my dad
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a-sneaky-bagginses · 24 days
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Gimli, who went through standard dwarf education: "We'll need to be careful to elevate the head and monitor 'is blood pressure for the next few hours."
Legolas, who grew up in the woods surrounded by other weird ass Mirkwood elves: "...Why don't we just ask the moon to fix him?"
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glorf1ndel · 10 months
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Elrond: Okay, so, Glorfindel can't join the Fellowship because he literally glows in the dark and would alert Sauron to everyone's location. Elves with such awesome power must stay behind. Legolas, you shall go.
Legolas: :)
Legolas: ...
Legolas: Wait >:(
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Gimli, in the Paths of the Dead: I'm not afraid of ghosts!
Aragorn: That's the spirit!
Gimli: OH FUCK WHERE??
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elrond: i can't help aragorn be king because then i have officially run out of excuses for why he can't marry my daughter
gandalf: my god elrond people are dying
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I'm In Love With A Dumbass Dwarf Club
Biblo: Are you sure that hair braiding is a big deal? Thorin does it all the time.
Tauriel: Yes, Kili was quite clear about that.
Biblo: *wordless, muffled screaming*
Legolas: *walks into the room*
Tauriel & Legolas: World's most awkward stare down
Legolas: It appears I was slightly incorrect in my assumptions that all dwarves were intolerable.
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aotearoa20 · 3 months
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Legolas: Why isn't the statue smirking at me?
Gimli : It isn't smirking at anyone. They’re all just imagining it.
Pippin: Three of us saw it, Gimli. How do you explain that?
Gandalf: (points at Frodo) Sleep deprivation. (points at Boromir) Paranoia. (points at Pippin) Delusional personality disorder.
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Thranduil : "I'm just curious, do you think with our advanced healing, we could actually drink bleach?"
Celeborn : ....
Legolas : ...
Glorfindel : "well... There's only one way to find-"
Elrond, spraying them all with water : "ABSOLUTELY NOT!"
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braxix · 2 days
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Elrond: I think I might have just killed Gil-Galad...
Galadriel: What? Oh, good for you I guess.
Elrond: You're not mad?
Galadriel: Gil-Galad is fine, Elrond. This is the tenth time you've almost killed him.
Elrond: Um... It is?
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High King Finwë: killed by morgoth
High King Feanor: mortally wounded by several balrogs
High King Maedhros: willingly burned alive
High King Fingolfin: stomped to death in a 1v1 with morgoth
High King Fingon: got his head cleaved open by balrogs
(Okay, you get the point).
High King Gil-Galad: in the event of my death, Elrond, I crown you H—
Elrond: —hotel manager haha awesome
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me after reanimating the corpse of tolkien: so later on in the show, galadriel’s new bestie, halbrand, is revealed to be sauron, which kind of erases celebrimbor as a character and his contribution to the main conflict
tolkien: that’s what you’re worried about when two of the beatles are still living? go finish the job
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overlord-of-fantasy · 3 months
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Gimli doesn´t know much about flowers
Gimli: Hey, what are your favorite flowers? Legolas: Peonies, why? Gimli: Legolas: Were you going to get me flowers? Gimli: Legolas: Gimli: ᶦᵗ’ˢ ᵃ ᵖᵒˢˢᶦᵇᶦˡᶦᵗʸ
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