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Boromir: Wait, I didn't catch that. Why are we running?
Sam: Orcs are coming! They heard us!
Boromir: How did they hear us?
Pippin: You know what? Sometimes things just happen. And sometimes God... Is a vicious, two-faced prick.
Merry: OH, so this is God's fault! God accidentally knocked that skeleton down a tell and led the orcs directly to us? Maybe GOD should learn to pay attention!
Pippin: GOD can't pay attention to absolutely everything, Merry, He's not omniscient. Which is why, everyone, we should learn to forgive God.
Merry: Despite the situations He's put us in.
Pippin: The FUN situation that will lead us to a better life!
Pippin: When God knocks a skeleton down a well, He always opens a window, I always say. His way is a mysterious one. We should just love Him.
Merry: Because we're stuck with Him.
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Lord of the Rings characters that definitely had an emo phase:
Frodo
Aragorn
Merry
Eowyn
Characters that didn't have a phase but have always been emo on the inside:
Gandalf
Faramir
Gollum
Elrond
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Lord of the Rings characters that definitely had an emo phase:
Frodo
Aragorn
Merry
Eowyn
Characters that didn't have a phase but have always been emo on the inside:
Gandalf
Faramir
Gollum
Elrond
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A portrait of the Shire by Daniel Kordan
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Legolas: When you've been alive as long as I have, you develop a thick skin.
Gimli, walking by: Green is not your color.
Legolas: Green briNGS OUT MY EYES, YOU BASTARD!
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Bilbo: Kili is missing, can you find him?
Thorin: What do you expect of me? That I have him microchipped or something?
Bilbo: Well, do you?
Thorin: Yeah, hang on.
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Pro Gamer Tip: Don’t watch the sun set into the west while listening to “Into the West” by Annie Lennox from The Return of the King because if you are like me you will cry.
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Pro Gamer Tip: Don’t watch the sun set into the west while listening to “Into the West” by Annie Lennox from The Return of the King because if you are like me you will cry.
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Pro Gamer Tip: Don’t watch the sun set into the west while listening to “Into the West” by Annie Lennox from The Return of the King because if you are like me you will cry.
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Pro Gamer Tip: Don't watch the sun set into the west while listening to "Into the West" by Annie Lennox from The Return of the King because if you are like me you will cry.
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Merry: Hey, Pip, would you still be friends with me if I had no skin?
Pippin: Yeah.
Merry: Like, if I was skinless. Muscle and bone.
Pippin: Oh, I thought you meant in, like, Fortnite.
Pippin: Yeah.
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You asked for questions. Here's mine.
Are you a burnt out 'gifted kid'?
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yeah maybe
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i'm gonna guess that you have a cat
NO but I really want to get a kitten so I can raise it with my doggos. I’ve fostered kittens a lot in the past and I want to someday get my own kitten and maybe be a foster failure lol. If I get a cat... I’ll probably name it like... Either a pretentious name like Guinevere Theadora Irene IV or a really silly one like Pancake.
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Aragorn: This trip is going to be expensive, isn’t it?
Arwen: Maybe.
Aragorn: Do you like anything that’s cheap?
Arwen: I like you.
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Aragorn: This trip is going to be expensive, isn't it?
Arwen: Maybe.
Aragorn: Do you like anything that's cheap?
Arwen: I like you.
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Gimli: Did you eat the last of the powdered donuts?
Legolas: No.
Gimli: Then what's that white powder on your shirt.
Legolas:
Legolas: Cocaine.
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Haldir: Do you know why we pulled you over? It's because you were going 68 in a 55.
Legolas: Dang, 68? Can you make that number a little cooler so I can hear the judge read it out loud?
Haldir: Sure, whatever.
[Later, in court]
Elrond, the judge: How were you going 420 in a 55?
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Legolas: I know I say this every year but--
Gimli: Not this again.
Aragorn: We are NOT talking politics this Thanksgiving.
Legolas: Without Luigi, there is no Waluigi, therefore he is responsible for Waluigi's many sins.
Gimli: ARE YOU SAYING WALUIGI HAS NO FREE WILL?
Legolas: I SAID WHAT I FUCKING SAID.
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