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sapphire-reads · 18 hours ago
Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: The Hobbit (Jackson Movies) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Kíli/Tauriel, Bilbo Baggins/Thorin Oakenshield Characters: Dís, Fíli, Kíli, Bilbo Baggins, Thorin Oakenshield, Tauriel Additional Tags: Pregnancy, Alternate Universe - Everyone Lives/Nobody Dies Summary:
After the Battle of Five Armies, Fíli is stuck running Erebor while his brother and uncle recover. However, things are somewhat mixed up with the arrival of Tauriel, banished from Mirkwood and carrying a secret. If Thorin can forgive Bilbo, though, surely he can be convinced to accept an elf? (It might be best, however, not to mention that according to elven custom, she is already his niece-in-law -- with quickly growing proof to show for it...)
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dwarvishring · a day ago
if guillermo del toro had directed the hobbit movies he would’ve had thorin and kili getting drunk over their crushes on bilbo and tauriel and singing sad pining songs like this
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Kili, internally: Wait, is she into me? Quick, make a bad joke and see if she laughs.
Kili, out loud: Did you hear about the skeleton who couldn’t go to the party?
Kili: He had no body to dance with.
Tauriel, laughing: That’s really funny!
Kili, internally: Well, that’s not a fair test. That joke is hilarious.
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neptunesquaresun · a day ago
so, me and my sister were talking about who we’d wanna marry from LOTR.
My sister (Aries Sun, Cancer Moon, Aries Venus, Taurus Mars, Capricorn Dsc):
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Me (Libra Sun and Moon, Scorpio Venus, Leo Mars, Aquarius Dsc):
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midearthwritings · 2 days ago
What I think the Hobbit characters smell like (just because)
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Most of my memories are attached to particular smells and scents. And as weird as it sounds, I love to associate people with a certain smell. It helps me remember them. When I write a fic, I often try to describe what the character smells like. So I thought, let's do a headcanons on how the Hobbits characters smell like. I hope you guys will like it!
Thorin : He smells like steel and sweat. But when you pay attention there is this soft scent of rocks after it has rained.
Bilbo : Like caramel and mint tea, and like freshly cut grass.
Fíli : For some reasons, I think Fíli smells like the ocean, sweet and salty, and like the sand after being bathed in sunlight for hours.
Kíli : Leather and smoke, definitely. But there is this very light touch of lavender.
Dwalin : Sweat and ashes, like right after a fire that has died down, and like a wet dog.
Balin : Very old parchments, and candle wax. Old wooden furnitures and rhubarb.
Ori : Old books and ink, obviously. But he also smells like mud and dirt, for some reasons.
Nori : Oranges and spices. Probably a bit like whiskey too.
Dori : He smells like honey and potato soup, of freshly cleaned sheets, and soap.
Oin : Like sugar and peppermint, and there is this strong scent of thyme and rosemary.
Gloin : Melting gold and sweat, pepper and weapon cleaning oil. He also carries the soft smell of freshly baked pie for some reasons.
Bifur : He smells like dirt, like an old farm and a little bit like chocolate.
Bombur : Cinnamon, honey and a teeny tiny bit like lemon.
Bofur : Like old wood. He also smells like sugar, apples/cider and like coffee.
Thranduil : He smells like silk, like wine and wild flowers.
Tauriel : Her skin always carries this soft almond scent, and her hair smells like pine trees.
Lindir : Lilac and river banks, and like a midsummer night around a bonfire.
Radagast : Like a room that hasn't been opened in days, and kept in the dark. But also like mushrooms and weed.
Bard : Of course there is the smell of fish, but there is also this scent of nuts and daffodils, and some mint.
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the fëanorian tauriel saga has been unleashed onto ao3. it’s an incredibly dumb bullet point fic about how tauriel von hobbit movies got adopted into the house of fëanor, and everything they blew up along the way
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missiemoosie · 3 days ago
Hi ! for the Ship It/Don't Ship it game : Kili x Tauriel please ?
Ship It~!
1. What made you ship it?
You know, I’m not even really sure what made me ship them. I suppose I just really liked their dynamic and the whole ‘forbidden love’ aspect of the pairing.
2. What are your favorite things about the ship?
Tall, gorgeous, badass woman + smol, adorkable, warrior man = yes plz
3. Is there an unpopular opinion you have on your ship?
I don’t really know, to be honest? I don’t delve into fandoms much anymore, so I’m don’t know what’s popular or unpopular. So, I guess I’ll just give a random opinion: Given an everyone-lives AU, i don’t think think they would marry right away. They would court for some years to not only get to know each other better, but to ease their families/friends into accepting the relationship. 
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maedhros: exists, apparently
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title’s terrible but so is my take on this whole au so it fits. following up on comments @whotookliterallyallthenames​ made on the fëanorian tauriel saga about tauriel thinking maedhros isn’t real. i’ll put the bullet points on ao3 too, gimme a bit
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This has, btw, nothing to do with our little feanorian Tauriel au, it just happens to involve the same characters (this is because I am actually very uncreative).
I really like the idea of Tauriel as fiercely independent and also a very capable warrior (we’re talking one of the best fighters of the Third Age type of capable). But she’s also generally small and young looking, and has a tendency to simply aquire new parents. People always talk about Maglor adopting any vaguely young person he meets, but Tauriel does the opposite - she has One conversation with someone older than her and they promptly adopt her. Tauriel is unfortunately not aware of this effect that she has.
This has two (3) major consequences.
1 - Tauriel is now considered a princess several times over in every elven royal family, which she is still absolutely oblivious to, she simply thinks people in Aman are very nice.
2 - several already very tense diplomatic situations have been made exponentially worse by the discussion of exactly who Tauriels true adoptive parents are, the only thing that stops these meetings from becoming kinslayings is that it would upset Tauriel.
3 - Any person Tauriel has ever argued with immediately backs down when it might become physical, this is because there are six (6) important lords, five (5) princes, three (3) feanorions and someone who is most definitely Tulkas is disguise standing behind her just daring the poor soul to start a fight.
Hi! Wow big peter parker energy over here, I Love it :D
Every single diplomatic debate has just dissolved to: ‘would Tauriel like this? no? then shut the fuck up, George.’ She’s probably the most powerful person in Valinor and doesn’t even realise it. 
ok listen, yes, anyone fighting Tauriel realises they are In Danger from the parents but Tauriel, who I head canon as exceedingly ready to throw hands at very slight provocation, and like tbh im sure some of them think it’s like environmental enrichment (no one wants your opinion Ambarussa) (Yes they do, we’re Tauriel’s favorite). 
Also she’s gonna have the Best birthday party where everyone passive aggressively out do one another. like all the Parents are milling around like ‘oh that’s a nice Silmaril, Feanaro, it will decorate the present packaging so nicely...oh it is the present? embarrassing’
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trans-middle-earth · 4 days ago
i for one would LOVE a fic that's just tauriel and legolas being super confused as to how thranduil can possibly think legolas is straight
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Hello ! Why Minase hates Legolas ? Something happened between them ?
Legolas never did anything to Minasel personally, but it’s what he did to her parents that makes her hate him. He admits that he tried to split up her parents and even stopped Tauriel from going with the dwarves to Erebor, when she was asked by Kili to come with him in this specific scene.
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As we know, Tauriel went with Legolas to Gundabad, where, on the trip there, Tauriel found out she was pregnant. She wanted to tell Kili when she saw him again, but then he was killed in battle, so Kili never got to find out. This was something that always bothered Minasel, because she doesn’t know if her parents really loved each other or if her father would actually be happy that he was going to be a dad.
So, Minasel has a grudge against Legolas because he tried to split up her parents and because he is the reason her father never found out about her.
However, Minasel and Legolas do reach an understanding in my fanfic and open up to one another!
Thank you for the ask! ❤️
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lotrhyperfixated · 5 days ago
Thranduil: Tauriel, keep an eye on Legolas today. They're going to say something to the wrong person and get punched.
Tauriel: Sure, I’d love to see Legolas get punched.
Thranduil: Try again.
Tauriel, sighing: I will stop Legolas from getting punched.
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neechees · 5 days ago
I love Tilda and Sigrid, but also tbh if they wanted to add more female characters they also could've had Bard and Thranduil's wives show up or even Dís instead of going for the tragic dead wife thing. And we definitely could've done with less Alfred Lickspittle
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thrandurins · 5 days ago
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emerwenaranel · 5 days ago
This blog does not tolerate Tauriel and her fans.
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