Natasha: Would you slap Bucky-
Sam: Yes.
Natasha: I didn’t even finish!
Sam: Sorry, continue.
Natasha: Would you slap Bucky for 10 dollars?
Sam: I would do it for free.
Bucky: Rude.
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Pitch Black: It was sweet of you to defend me at least.
Jack Frost: Hey, you shut it. No one’s defending you.
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Catwoman: *fighting bank security guards*
Guards: *getting beat up considerably*
Gordon: ...We should do something.
Batman: Yeah.
Batman: Looking strong, guys!
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Ivar: What’s going on in that brain of yours?
Hvitserk: You don’t wanna know.
Ivar: Oh, yeah, I can see it working. The gears are turning.
Ivar: Oh, they’re malfunctioning! They’re on fire!
Hvitserk: God, I hate you.
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Geoffrey: *as Myrddin watches him* Does he always just stare like that?
Jonathan: You get used to it.
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Mistoffelees: Look, let me just walk you through a hypothetical. Can I walk you through a hypothetical?
Alonzo: What did you do?
Mistoffelees: (hiding smoking paws behind his back) I didn’t...do anything...
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"All we can do now is sit tight and just chill. Sometimes, there's nothing to do until there's something to do."
-Cernd, probably
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I have nightmares all the time. It means I remember. It means a part of me is still there, which means a part of the Dark Slinger’s still in me.
Junjie
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Brea: Look, let me just walk you through a hypothetical. Can I walk you through a hypothetical?
Mayrin, sighing: What did you do?
Brea: I didn't... do anything?
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Kate: What did you get Yelena for her birthday?
Y/N: I got her a dog.
Kate: Really? Me too!
Sam: I also got her a dog!
Bucky: Looks like we had the same idea.
Y/N: Scott, please tell me you didn’t get Yelena a dog as well.
Scott: I got her a dog!
[cuts to Yelena surrounded by dogs]
Yelena: THIS IS THE BEST BIRTHDAY EVER!!
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Bucky, setting down a card: Ace of spades.
Natasha, pulling out an Uno card: +4.
Sam: Jolteon, I choose you.
Steve, trembling: What are we playing??
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You got to stop looking to other people to tell you who you are.
Jack Frost telling himself
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Bucky: Come on, you can’t make everyone like you. You're not steve.
Sam: Not everyone likes Steve
Bucky: What do you mean?!?
Bucky: WHO DOESN'T LIKE STEVE
Sam: Nobody I just-
Bucky: I NEED NAMES
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Steve: You bought a taco?
Sam: Yeah
Steve: From the same truck that hit Bucky?
Sam:
Sam: Well me starving ain’t gonna help him!
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Y/n talking about Alpine: Who's that?
Bucky: A stray I let in
Sam: The cat is Bucky's therapy cat
Y/n: Finally! You need therapy
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