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Lagertha: You’re cute, but selfish and narcissistic to the point of near delusion.

Rollo:

Rollo: She called me cute!

#source: community #lagertha #rollo lothbrok #vikings #vikings series

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Ivar: Hey, Ubbe?

Ubbe: Yes?

Ivar: Can a person breathe in a washing machine when it’s on?

Ubbe:

Ubbe: Where’s Hvitserk?

#source: incorrectclonewars #ivar the boneless #hvitserk #ubbe ragnarsson #vikings #vikings series

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Lagertha: I was kind of sad at first, but then I remembered that Bob Marley song.

Lagertha: [Deep voice] No woman, no cry.

#source: the office #lagertha #vikings #vikings series

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Hvitserk: What do I do?!

Ivar: oh, woah, I’m actually too busy enjoying not being you.

#vikings #vikings series #ivar the boneless #hvitserk #source: degrassi the next generation

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Rollo: Floki, can you keep a secret?

Floki: Do you know anything about my life?

Rollo: No I do not. Good point.

#source: brooklyn 99 #rollo lothbrok #floki #vikings #vikings series

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Bjorn: You idiot!

Hvitserk: I’m sure you’re right, but why?

#vikings #vikings series #hvitserk #björn ironside #source: friends

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Hvitserk: Ever since we started working together, I’ve been stabbed, set on fire, punched, poisoned, stabbed, partially chewed, stabbed, and declared legally dead—twice in the same day!

Ivar: You said “stabbed” like three times.

Hvitserk: That’s just by you!

#vikings #vikings series #ivar the boneless #hvitserk #source: archer

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Bjorn: I thought they turned you against me.

Ubbe: Are you kidding me? Dude, bros before apparent threats to national security.

#vikings #vikings series #björn ironside #ubbe ragnarsson #source: archer

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Rollo: Athelstan’s eyes are brown, right?

Ragnar: They’re blue, with hints of gray when the light hits just right.

Rollo: And when was the last time he smiled?

Ragnar: Last night at 2:03AM.

Rollo: Right. And when is my birthday?

Ragnar:

Rollo: When is my birthday, Ragnar?

#source: twitter #rollo lothbrok #ragnar lothbrok #athelstan #athelnar #vikings #vikings series

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Ivar: I’m having feelings again, like some kind of kid. You remember feelings, right?

Hvitserk: Um, yeah. I have feelings every single day of my life.

#vikings #vikings series #ivar the boneless #hvitserk #source: it’s always sunny in philadelphia

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Rollo: If being sexy was a crime, I’d be serving a life sentence.

Lagertha: A life sentence? For a crime you didn’t commit?

#source: twitter #rollo lothbrok #lagertha #vikings #vikings series

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Hvitserk: You love not being nice to people.

Ivar: I don’t love it. I’m just really good at it.

#source: grace and frankie #ivar the boneless #hvitserk #vikings #vikings series

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Athelstan: Did you just refer to a knife as a “people opener”?

Ragnar: …Should I not have?

#vikings #vikings series #ragnar lothbrok #athelstan #athelnar #source: tumblr

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Ubbe: Hvitserk, what are you doing?

Hvitserk: I’m eating because I’m very uncomfortable.

#vikings #vikings series #hvitserk #ubbe ragnarsson #source: it’s always sunny in philadelphia

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Torvi: You often use humor to deflect serious trauma.

Hvitserk: Thank you.

Torvi: I didn’t say that was a good thing.

Hvitserk: What I’m hearing is, you think I’m funny.

#source: twitter #torvi #hvitserk #vikings #vikings series

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Ragnar: Is there a word that’s a mix between angry and sad?

Floki: Malcontented. Disgruntled. Miserable. Desolated-

Rollo: Smad!

#source: tumblr #ragnar lothbrok #rollo lothbrok #floki #vikings #vikings series

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Ivar: I am a very bad person. I am a very, very bad person. I am a horrible person.

Bjorn:

Ubbe:

Hvitserk:

Sigurd:

Ivar: “No you’re not, Ivar! We still love you, Ivar!”

#vikings #vikings series #ivar the boneless #hvitserk #björn ironside #ubbe ragnarsson #sigurd snake in the eye #source: friends