star trek show that's an anthology series in which every episode is a different recognizable genre but in the context of a canon star trek culture like High School Drama on Vulcan, Police Procedural on Betazed, Breaking Bad on Ferenginar,
If you can't be bothered to learn the difference between a rock and a mineral, well...
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This isn’t mentioned in Brotherhood, but the reason Roy and Riza came to Resembool scouting out the Elrics is because someone fucked up the ages on Ed and Al’s file.
Literally Roy and Riza are riding in the back of some horse-drawn carriage into Resembool chatting with the driver like “yes we’ve heard rumors of two alchemist brothers here, Ed and Al Elric ages 31 and 30 respectively. Do you know where they live?” And the driver pretty much answers with “lol what? Those kids are like 10.”
Except now Roy and Riza are already THERE so they decide “Fuck it. Let’s pay a visit anyway.”
So everything that went down in the series is thanks to some mysterious fuck up in the Amestrian Intelligence Department and I salute that person.
This good boy is a chimera, which is an animal that is genetically two animals, in this case he’s a yellow and black lab. This means he is twice the good boy. (Not my picture, found on Facebook)
REMEMBER HOW IN THE MANGA WHEN AL WAS ACTING WEIRD BECAUSE HE WAS POSSESSED BY PRIDE ED’S IMMEDIATE RESPONSE WAS “w-what’s wrong, Al? Is this your teen angst?” Like okay it’s hilarious but let’s take the implications of this line to it’s full potential
-Ed has been dreading Al’s rebellious teenager phase
-Ed does not think of himself as having teen angst. Al will probably have it because that’s what teenagers do, BUT HE SURE DOESN’T HAVE IT HE IS AN ADULT WITH SERIOUS ADULT PROBLEMS WHILE AL IS A POTENTIALLY REBELLIOUS TEENAGER (who is a year younger than him)
like I like to think as soon as they were orphaned, Ed decided “WELL I AM THE GUIDING FIGURE IN AL’S LIFE NOW I MUST LEARN HOW TO BE A RESPONSIBLE GUARDIAN”
he read all these books on parenting and heard about how teenagers talk back to their parents and do the drugs and have the sex AND WAS SO TERRIFIED WHAT IF AL STARTS DRINKING AND DOING DRUGS? I’M NOT EQUIPPED TO DEAL WITH THAT! WHAT IF HE HANGS OUT WITH THE WRONG CROWD?
“I am a suit of armor brother I can’t do drugs”
“OH THANK GOD. OKAY YOU’RE NOT HAVING HORMONES ARE YOU. DON’T JUST KEEP IT IN YOUR PANTS OKAY”
“I DON’T HAVE A BODY”
“Do you have any questions about girls i can answer them”
“NO YOU CAN’T YOU DON’T EVEN REALIZE ABOUT YOU AND WINRY WHY WOULD I EVER TAKE ADVICE FROM YOU”
“Wait Winry? what does Winry have to do with anything…’
“Stop trying to give me advice all I have to do is watch you and i know what not to do”
dialogue and concept of the pringles iron maiden lovingly taken from this post and Immediately applied to ling because imagining him doing this shit was so in-character it sent me into hysterics