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Astarion, throwing his arms out melodramatically: Despair! Anguish! Horror!

Tav: Is something wrong?

Astarion: That’s better. Some of you are pretending to notice me at last. How kind of you to ask, Tav.

#source: howl’s moving castle #the book not the movie #astarion is such an attention whore #incorrect bhaalspawn quotes #baldur's gate #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #bg3 tav #bg3 astarion #astarion #astarion ancunin

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Coran: I always tell you about my sexual adventures.

Kivan: And I always ask you to stop.

#source: devious maids #incorrect bhaalspawn quotes #baldur's gate #baldur's gate 1 #bg1 #coran #kivan

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Aerie: I pray.

Nalia, sincerely: Poor people have the most interesting hobbies.

#source: devious maids #incorrect bhaalspawn quotes #baldur's gate #baldur's gate 2 #aerie #nalia de'arnise

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Xzar, when Montaron pulls a knife on him: Mummy says violence is bad!

Montaron: Your mummy is making it all the way up my shit list.

#source: chucky #incorrect bhaalspawn quotes #baldur's gate #baldur's gate 1 #bg1 #xzar #montaron

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Imoen: Macaroni and cheese is the food of the gods.

Charname: *scoffs* Yeah, if the gods are five year olds.

Aerie, on the verge of tears: What if the gods just want some comfort?

Charname: Absolutely, we can have mac and cheese all the time. You poor thing, come here-

#source: one tree hill #incorrect bhaalspawn quotes #baldur's gate #baldur's gate 2 #bg2 #charname #imoen #aerie

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Shadowheart: You look like a corpse that was just pulled out of the river.

Astarion: Wrong. I look like a cool rock star who just OD’d in their own pool. Big difference.

#source: brooklyn 99 #incorrect bhaalspawn quotes #baldur's gate #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #bg3 shadowheart #shadowheart #bg3 astarion #astarion #astarion ancunin

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Cernd: I suggest we form a calming circle.

Anomen, punching holes into the wall: I AM CALM!

#source: hocus pocus #incorrect bhaalspawn quotes #baldur's gate #baldur's gate 2 #bg2 #anomen delryn #cernd

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Tav: You know, actually, right before this, Gale and I had a little thing.

Astarion: Oh my gods, I love things. What happened.

Tav: Well, first he told me he liked how I looked. And then we had a little eye contact.

Astarion: Eye contact? I hope you were using protection.

#source: friends #incorrect bhaalspawn quotes #baldur's gate #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #bg3 tav #bg3 gale #gale of waterdeep #gale dekarios #bg3 astarion #astarion #astarion ancunin

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Xan: What does it matter anyway? We shout and scream and wail and cry, but in the end we must all die.

Yeslick: Well. That's cheered me up. I'll get on with my work.

#source: abbey #baldur's gate #incorrect bhaalspawn quotes #bg1 #baldur’s gate 1 #yeslick orothiar #xan of evereska

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Xzar, musing: How do you cope with mortality?

Montaron: Violent outbursts.

#source: futurama #incorrect bhaalspawn quotes #baldur's gate #baldur's gate 1 #xzar #montaron

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Imoen: Do you want to go check out Adventure Mart together?

Edwin, not looking up from his spellbook: Generic excuse.

Imoen:

Imoen: ...Did you just say "generic excuse"?

#source: memes #incorrect bhaalspawn quotes #baldur's gate #imoen #edwin odesseiron

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Neera: I’m sorry! It was a knee-jerk response!

Anomen: WHO THROWS A FIREBALL AS A KNEE JERK RESPONSE!?

#source: studio c #incorrect bhaalspawn quotes #baldur's gate #baldur's gate 2 #bg2 #bgee #bg2ee #neera #anomen delryn

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Edwin: WOULD YOU ALL SHUT UP AND LET ME TALK ALREADY!?

#source: dragalia lost #incorrect bhaalspawn quotes #baldur's gate #edwin odesseiron

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Charname: M'khiin, would you hit the lights, please?

M'khiin: Sure. *throws a rock at the lights, destroying them*

Charname: *pinches the bridge of their nose* …Thank you.

#source: jimmy neutron #incorrect bhaalspawn quotes #baldur's gate #baldur's gate 1 #bg1 #bg1 sod #siege of dragonspear #charname #m'khiin grubdoubler

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Astarion, sprawled on the floor dramatically: It’s just one of those days, you know. I’m desperately trying to get Tav to pay attention to me, but they’re very busy.

#source: jenna marbles #incorrect bhaalspawn quotes #baldur's gate #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #bg3 tav #bg3 astarion #astarion #astarion ancunin

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Halsin: You know what would be sexy?

Halsin: Eating food off each other.

Tav: You didn’t do the dishes, did you?

Halsin: No, I did not.

#source: memes #incorrect bhaalspawn quotes #baldur's gate #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #bg3 tav #bg3 halsin

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Keldorn: Do you know how many laws you are breaking on a daily basis?

Jan: One?

Keldorn: No.

Jan: Two?

Keldorn: No.

Jan: …Is it one?

#source: ghostbusters #he absolutely knows every crime he's just being a little shit about it #incorrect bhaalspawn quotes #baldur's gate #baldur's gate 2 #jan jansen #keldorn firecam