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(The party is playing a team sport)
Yeslick: Are you upset you don’t get to be on the same team as Jaheira?
Khalid: Have you ever p-p-played a game with Jaheira?
Yeslick: No…
Khalid: Have you ever been t-trapped in a cage with a wolverine?
(Meanwhile, on the other side of the field)
Jaheira, chasing Ajantis: I SAID FASTER! DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE WORD FASTER MEANS!? IT MEANS MORE FAST!
#source: incorrect quotes generator#i feel like she'd definitely be the competitive type#incorrect bhaalspawn quotes#baldur's gate#baldur's gate 1#bg1#jaheira#khalid#yeslick orothiar#ajantis ilvastarr
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the new cover art for the baldur’s gate fanfic I’ve been posting over on fanfiction.net for the last year or so.
#it was time for some cover art it really was#baldur's gate#popfly's art#eibhilin rhett#imoen#xan of evereska#yeslick orothiar#ajantis ilvastarr#rasaad yn bashir#it looks like a selfie lol#some of the pen smeared while i was erasing the underdrawing and that makes me a bit upset
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Chapters: 6/?
Fandom: Baldur's Gate
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death
Relationships: Female Charname/Sarevok
Characters: Female Charname, Sarevok Anchev, Imoen (Baldur's Gate), Valygar Corthala, Haer'Dalis (Baldur's Gate), Jaheira (Baldur's Gate), Minsc (Baldur's Gate), Boo (Baldur's Gate), Kivan (Baldur's Gate), Safana (Baldur's Gate), Yeslick Orothiar, Dorn Il-Khan, Keldorn Firecam, Aerie (Baldur's Gate), Cyric (Forgotten Realms), Winski Perorate
Additional Tags: Romance, Angst, Hurt/Comfort, Explicit Sexual Content, Blood and Violence, Explicit Language, Character Death, Original Character(s), rook, Chauntia, Mezoar, Drunken Shenanigans, Sibling Rivalry, Half-Sibling Incest, Good versus Evil, Evil Versus Evil
Series: Part 2 of Revelations and Reconciliation
Summary:
Reconciled at long last, Sarevok and Rana must now face the remainder of their siblings and bring the Prophecy to a close. But their fight has only just begun.
Can they put to rest the ghosts of their past? Or will their demons, both literal and of their own make, tear them apart once more?
How far is Sarevok willing to go to keep Rana alive, at his side, and perhaps hardest of all, sane?
Will the sisters of Candlekeep be able to reunite and put their differences aside, or will the growing darkness in their blood be too much to surmount?
Lines are drawn, sides are taken, oaths will be shattered, and bonds will be broken. As the gods tip their hands and secrets are revealed that threaten to rip apart the very fabric of the realms, only two things are known for certain:
Victory is not always worth the price paid to achieve it.
And sometimes love truly cannot conquer all.
Forget everything you think you know about the story of Gorion's Ward, friends.
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Ajantis: I swear…when it’s appropriate.
Yeslick: Boy, the whole point of swearing is that it ain’t appropriate.
#source: firefly#incorrect bhaalspawn quotes#baldur's gate#baldur's gate 1#bg1#yeslick orothiar#ajantis ilvastarr
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Garrick: Yeslick was trying to say "big dick energy" but he couldn't remember it and said, "Is it that fat penis spirit?"
#source: twitter#incorrect bhaalspawn quotes#baldur's gate#baldur's gate 1#bg1#garrick#yeslick orothiar
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Xan: What does it matter anyway? We shout and scream and wail and cry, but in the end we must all die.
Yeslick: Well. That's cheered me up. I'll get on with my work.
#source: abbey#baldur's gate#incorrect bhaalspawn quotes#bg1#baldur’s gate 1#yeslick orothiar#xan of evereska
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Garrick: I'm not very good at giving advice. See, if you want advice, go to Jaheira or Yeslick. Or Coran if the thing you want advice about is pizza toppings or a burning sensation when you pee.
#source: friends#baldur's gate#incorrect bhaalspawn quotes#bg1#garrick#jaheira#coran#yeslick orothiar
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Yeslick: I think we should let sleeping dogs cry.
Jaheira, gently: We should let sleeping dogs lie.
Yeslick: Ach, we should let sleeping dogs do whatever they want, Jaheira.
#source: derry girls#incorrect bhaalspawn quotes#baldur's gate#baldur's gate 1#bg1#jaheira#yeslick orothiar
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Charname: Is stabbing someone immoral?
Coran: Not if they consent to it.
Ajantis: Depends who you’re stabbing.
Yeslick: YES?!?
#source: memes#incorrect bhaalspawn quotes#baldur's gate#baldur's gate 1#bg1#charname#coran#ajantis ilvastarr#yeslick orothiar
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Kagain, to Yeslick: If I wanted your opinion on how to run my business, I'll beat it out of you.
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"Honesty is the best policy. Also, it's the easiest to remember."
-Yeslick, probably
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Xan, out of breath: Yeslick said I have sports induced asthma.
Branwen: Call me old fashioned, but where I come from we call that “out of shape.”
#source: texts from last night#poor xan and his 7 constitution#incorrect bhaalspawn quotes#baldur's gate#baldur's gate 1#bg1#branwen#xan of evereska#yeslick orothiar
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Yeslick: In my defense, I am not very smart.
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Yeslick: And what do you know of honest work?
Eldoth: I know I don't care for it.
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Yeslick: You can’t take money that people have put in the fountain because it’s not your money. That’s the point.
Kagain: I know, but it’s not theirs anymore. Now it’s the fountain’s. The fountain can’t do anything if I take it.
Yeslick: No, people put money-
Kagain: They’re idiots! You’re allowed to take money from idiots!
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