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ppeanutz · 1 year
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I had to.
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forgetful-nerd · 1 year
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Criminal: *turns off the lights* haha! Try and fight me when you can't see!
Daredevil: I can still sense you in the dark.
Spiderman: as can I!
Dead pool: I cannot! so this is kind of upsetting for me.
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ircn-dad · 10 months
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Can we talk about how cute it is that Peter thought Tony was that tall for the bunny ears?
And also... does that mean they didn't plan at all to do bunny ears to each other? I mean, if they had planned it, Peter would have checked to see if he was doing them right.
So that means that originally the photo was going to be with Tony's arm around Peter's back, and Peter's arm around Tony's shoulders.
These two will never stop making me cry.
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koffeebiscuits · 3 months
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Team Cap 🧢🐱
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marvel-lous-guy · 6 months
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Tony: What the hell was that!?
Peter: A calculated risk
Tony: YOU ALMOST BLEW YOURSELF UP!
Peter: I SAID IT WAS CALCULATED! I NEVER SAID I WAS GOOD AT MATH!
Tony: Well it was implied!
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stuckyfingers · 7 months
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Poll Result #2: Bleeding Bucky
"The Asset no longer responds to the baton."
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Gwen and Spider-Reader relax on the couch after a long day of patrol.
Gwen: I'm beat. Pizza and movie night?
Y/n: If cuddles are included, then it sounds like a plan.
The two kissed before Y/n picked up their phone to call Joe's pizza.
Deadpool: Sorry to interrupt this cute moment, but...
Y/n and Gwen turned around to see Deadpool standing in front of an orange, rectangular portal.
Deadpool: I kind of need Y/n's help saving the multiverse.
Y/n: Again? We just had a multiversal crisis a year ago!
Deadpool: I know, but it's become a popular trend in comic book movies besides we need a Team Red crossover.
Y/n turned to Gwen to she thought.
Gwen: It's alright. Just come back in one piece but if something happens I'm coming for you Wade.
Deadpool: Trust me, I know. I've seen Hawkeye and Arcane.
Y/n: Alright, let's go.
He jumped through the portal with Wade following soon after.
Deadpool: Let's f#*k!n' go!
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Deadpool: Really a censor!? That's the slogan of the movie!
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vee-nyx · 28 days
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to celebrate 8 years since civil war release, let’s review all the ways tony stark was an absolute loser and actually the reason thanos won in infinity war:
created an omnicidal A.I. that the rest of the team warned him against creating
decided that the entire team needed to become government puppets because he felt guilty for creating said A.I. that, once again, NO ONE SUPPORTED HIM IN MAKING
(also the reason bucky was forced back into the fight bc tony caused sokovia and thus caused zemo’s need for revenge but i digress on that pt)
when members of the team who can’t disconnect from their abilities raised concerns about how the accords dehumanized them, he had them arrested or locked them in his tower
bribed (yes, bribed) a child into fighting on his side because he knew he was outmatched
instructed vision to shoot sam out of the sky and then shot sam point-blank when he avoided the blast that would’ve left him severely injured AND LANDED TO HELP THE PERSON IT HIT
wanda on the raft. this is its own point. he let her be restrained and collared like a fucking DOG as if he hadn’t already done enough damage in her life (killing her parents & brother)
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proceeded to break the accords THAT HE HELPED WRITE to chase cap across the globe because he felt left out of the action
blamed a brainwashed pow for BEING FORCED to kill the starks AGAINST HIS WILL and proceeded to BLOW HIS ARM OFF and ATTEMPT TO KILL HIM DESPITE KNOWING THAT NONE OF IT WAS HIS CHOICE
mocked natasha’s trauma because she dared to disagree with his methods (he is, in fact, incapable of letting go of his ego for one goddamn second)
even after receiving an apology, refused to contact cap for three years despite KNOWING about the threat of thanos
in conclusion,
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spidergrotto · 7 months
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i think someone needs to give peter a gun
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gfmaximoff · 10 months
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Steve: Do you really want to know how I hurt my ankle?
Tony: Yes.
Steve: I was hula-hooping. I attend a class along with Parker.
Tony: Oh my gosh?
Steve: I’ve mastered all the moves- the Pizza Toss, the Tornado, the Scorpion, the Oopsie Doodle.
Tony: Why are you telling me all this?
Steve: *smirks* Because no one will ever believe you.
Tony: Rogers, you sick, sick son of a bitch.
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ppeanutz · 1 year
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has this been done before. (reference)
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wingitbold · 3 months
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A Random Rainy Night:
Peter: *Enters completely drenched & shivering*
Tony: Underoos!! *starts screaming & pampering him*
*While making cold chocolate to warm up his little spiderling*
Tony: Why didn't you swing in your suit? It would have saved you from resembling a kicked & drenched puppy.
Peter: *pouts* I am not a puppy
Peter: Also, it’s a million dollar worth suit, Mr. Stark. Couldn't get it wet
Tony: astonished, slackjawed, flabbergasted
Tony: Is my age catching upto me or did you actually took a nose dive into a freaking lake with that suit?
Peter: oh! It was waterproof?!
Tony: Flabbergasted Stark
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ircn-dad · 10 months
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Since Marvel decided to broke us all with Rhodey's story, I decided to ruin myself -and every single person who's reading this- even more.
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Rhodey looked at the sky to see if Tony, with the Iron Man suit, was up there and if he was coming for him.
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joezy27 · 16 days
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HAWKEYE - Clint Barton (Strike Team Delta)
S.H.I.E.L.D. Personnel File The Avengers (2012)
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Captain America: Civil War pisses me off so much. (I know i just said i love this movie and i do but man it pisses me off)
Like what do you mean you want to hand over control to the people who’s *in the words of the great Nick Fury* stupid ass decision was to NUKE NEW YORK in response to Loki’s attack
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gay-jewish-bucky · 1 year
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Society if Cap 3 was Steve, Bucky, and Sam on a road trip, with flashbacks to Steve and Bucky's lives pre-war, and we actually got to meet Steve's mom
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