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forgetful-nerd · 1 year
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Criminal: *turns off the lights* haha! Try and fight me when you can't see!
Daredevil: I can still sense you in the dark.
Spiderman: as can I!
Dead pool: I cannot! so this is kind of upsetting for me.
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the-suicidal-lizard · 9 months
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Appealing
Matt: So are you two dating now? Peter & Wade: Yes. Matt: Why? Wade: I happen to find Peter very appealing. Matt: Yeah, I can understand that. I'm trying to figure out what's wrong with Peter.
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nexusdrawsss · 11 months
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TEAM RED TEAM RED
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ask-dd-dp-spidey · 1 year
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Ask blog now open!! feel free to ask any questions for matt, wade or peter!
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on-the-outside · 1 year
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one thing about me is that i’m a sucker for the found family trope
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hookahpop · 10 months
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i wish more people shared my vision for team red, bc i can’t write fast enough and there aren’t enough fics
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transspideypool · 1 year
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team red likers. this ones for you
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ppeanutz · 11 months
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I had to.
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mustasekittens · 8 months
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DD stands for daredevil designated driver
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boombaux · 3 months
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theyre watching men in black international
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kaethefangirl · 4 months
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Matt: I thought you were unserious and childish when I met you.
Peter: oh.
Matt: But then I met Wade, and now you seem professional and serious.
Peter: Wade isn't that goofy.
Wade: *in his room interrogating his stuffed unicorn* WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT MY MAMA!?
Peter: Statement retracted.
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the-suicidal-lizard · 10 months
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Friends
Matt: We need more help. Maybe I should call my friends. Jessica: ... Your what? Matt, sighing realising he referred to "Team Red" as his friends: My friends. Jessica: Is he saying "friends"? Luke: I think he's being sarcastic. Danny: No, no, no, this is delirium, he's cracked from being awake all night. Hey Matt! All of your friends are in this room. Matt: I have other friends! You asked me to make new friends that weren't just Foggy and Karen! I made friends! It was a task! I complete tasks!
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nexusdrawsss · 10 months
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TEAM RED!!
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ask-dd-dp-spidey · 1 year
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just so yall know, posts will be likely around weekends/the start of the week to accommodate for my class schedule but pls send in as many asks as you want! when I can fire out a lot of drawings I can queue them to spread them out more and post more consistently & frequently <3
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mqonlighting · 29 days
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hear me out: civilian deadpool au except he just keeps getting arrested for the STRANGEST THINGS (illegal ownership of a chicken? someone just dumped an egg on his street? it hatches when he’s trying to cook it for breakfast? he RAISED IT?) and matt murdock is his exhausted lawyer who has to keep telling him to shut up in the interrogation room.
does he ever actually go to jail? no, maybe probation, maybe a fine. but arrested? half sure every cop in the city is just sick of hearing about his life. every juror thinks he’s just morbidly unlucky and a tiny bit moronic.
and he is.
detective: (sigh) so you have a chicken?
wade: oh, yeah, yolko ono! she’s my pride and joy, i had a mug and a mousepad printed- *pulling out wallet pictures*
matt: wade. no.
wade: i could bring her over if you want-
matt: WADE.
one time matt has to spring wade for grand theft auto of the nice old lady he lives next doors to. the automobile he supposedly stole? a select elevated motorized wheelchair.
wade: she LENT me the chair.
detective: and how’d she do that?
wade: i broke into her backyard because i heard a thump and i thought she fell over.
matt: jesus—
wade: so she didn’t fall over. apparently it was a twig that fell on an ice chest. but she was there, and she was yelling ‘jazzy! jazzy!’ and i was wondering why she was telling me to grab her jazzy, but i wasn’t about to turn down a free jazzy. so i walk over to it, i turn it on, i hop on, i say thank you to the kind old lady, and i wheel it out of there.
matt: goddamn it, wade—
detective: you stole a permobil.
wade: pardon?
detective: the wheelchair was a permobil.
wade: she said it was a jazzy!
detective: …
detective: jazzy is her HUSBAND.
wade: …
detective: …
matt: i give up.
and the nail in everyone’s coffin? when the precinct brings in wade’s fucking kidnap victim.
peter: kidnap? me?
detective: were you or were you not kidnapped by wade wilson and driven to the middle of nowhere?
peter: listen, man, farthest wade ever drove me was to a gamestop in manhattan from queens. i don’t drive. and then i ask if we can hit a seven eleven, since i really wanted a bag of chips. but then i fall asleep in the passenger seat on the way there. and when i wake up, i’m home - he didn’t buy me the bag of chips, though.
detective: … and when state troopers spotted his car in philadelphia? with someone passed out inside?
peter: we were in philly? and he didn’t wake me up?
detective: do you seriously mean to tell me you were completely passed out for a two hour and ten minute drive?
peter: i’m a college student with rent due in a month and a new paper due every time i breathe. and wade is an idiot who doesn’t know left from right, boots up waze, says his goodbyes to the universe, and starts driving. i think there’s your case.
detective: …
detective: damn it.
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hookahpop · 9 months
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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, Daredevil (TV), Marvel Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Matt Murdock/Peter Parker/Wade Wilson Characters: Matt Murdock, Peter Parker, Wade Wilson, Foggy Nelson, Tony Stark Additional Tags: Getting Together, Established Peter Parker/Wade Wilson, Mistletoe, drunk decisions, Good Friend Foggy Nelson, Team Red (Marvel), Christmas Party, Christmas, full transparency it's only christmas bc i needed the mistletoe, Based on a Tumblr Post, Not Beta Read, Do not feed to AI Summary:
When Wade is forbidden to attend the Avengers Christmas party (like that's ever stopped him before), Peter needs a plus one. Obviously, Matt is tapped for the job, and he takes his payment in drinks. Unfortunately, he can't really remember what happened last night.
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