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kaethefangirl · 3 months

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Matt: I thought you were unserious and childish when I met you.

Peter: oh.

Matt: But then I met Wade, and now you seem professional and serious.

Peter: Wade isn't that goofy.

Wade: *in his room interrogating his stuffed unicorn* WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT MY MAMA!?

Peter: Statement retracted.

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siriuslyli · 1 year

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Peter: hey, did you know there's a rumor that you're gay?

Wade: a RUMOR ? You're telling me people are DOUBTING it?

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headcanonthings · 1 year

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Peter: I am a nice person I think.

Wade: What the fuck? Of course you are—

Peter: BUT…

Wade:

Peter: I think that I’ll start throwing rocks at people who are mean to me.

Wade:

Wade: Marry me.

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pool-spidey · 2 years

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ungrateful-sneeze · 7 months

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Peter: *bored in his apartment so he turns on the news*

The news: “New York and the world are in mourning as Spider-Man was seen last night being stabbed in the head by pole. The city has been setting up memorials for the hero and-“

Peter: …

Wade: *bursts through his window, still wearing Peters suit and still with the pole in his head* ok, so I know you said not to take the suit…

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fandomnerd9602 · 9 months

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Y/N, Spideypool, approaches Miguel…

Y/N: so you like Lego Spidey the best?

Miguel: he’s our best guy

Y/N: and you hate Miles Morales

Miguel: I wouldn’t say hate-

Y/N: what about a Lego Miles Morales?

Lego Miles: hey guys

Miguel looks so conflicted…

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the-suicidal-lizard · 9 months

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Appealing

Matt: So are you two dating now? Peter & Wade: Yes. Matt: Why? Wade: I happen to find Peter very appealing. Matt: Yeah, I can understand that. I'm trying to figure out what's wrong with Peter.

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emmedoesntdomath · 10 months

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wade, loudly clearing his throat and shaking out a VERY long sheet of paper: my dearest petey-pie

peter, glancing up: yes?

wade, assuming a strong stance like he’s about to serenade him: my dearest spidey-poo, words cannot express my adoration for you, nor my dedication to your side. nay, but I shall attempt anyways. your hair is silky like a really nice pillow, your eyes as deep as a river. your nose was drawn by the gods, and your mouth was painted with a rose.

peter, turning to wade’s literal girlfriend, eyes wide: you aren’t going to stop him???

vanessa, wade’s aforementioned literal girlfriend, turning the page in her book: if I stop him now, he’ll just start over

wade, getting louder: YOUR HANDS-

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mqonlighting · 1 year

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might be niche or not but I think about this a lot — spideypool with gwenpool as wade’s tag-along little sister figure that won’t stop freaking out because wade is dating SPIDER-MAN

Gwen: You’re dating SPIDER-MAN?? SINCE WHEN??

Wade: We’ve been dating for a while, you know —

Gwen: Ohmygod my big brother is dating Spider-Man

Wade: We’re not related, you literally deny our dynamic every time I—

Gwen: THAT WAS BEFORE YOU WERE DATING SPIDER-MAN. WE’RE SIBLINGS NOW

Gwen: …

Wade: What?

Gwen: If you and Spider-Man got married, I would be Spider-Man’s sister in law

Wade: … She makes a good point.

Peter: We’re NOT getting married.

Gwen: …

Wade: What is it now?

Gwen: If you two got married, I would be Spider-Man’s flower girl

Peter: Not happening.

Gwen: Why not?

Peter: You would kill my flower arrangement

Wade: Fully intentionally.

Gwen: ……

Wade: Oh my GOD, what is it now?

Gwen: I just want you to know that if you two get divorced, I’m 100% Team Spidey

Wade: …

Wade: You know what, me too.

Peter: WE’RE NOT MARRIED??

I rest my case

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scottishaccentsareawesome · 5 months

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Peter: I need your help. Wade(immediately): Great, who are we killing? I won't do kids, that's a rule. But that rule is negotiable if the kid's a dick.

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kaethefangirl · 3 months

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Wade, hanging off of Avenger's Tower: Brother, help me!!!

Peter: Long. Live. The King.

The Avengers watching from the cameras: ...

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siriuslyli · 1 year

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Wade: *sends Peter a selfie with rows of empty seats in the background*