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braxix · 2 days
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Galadriel definitely pulls the "I'm older than the sun and the moon" card and everyone else hates it.
Elrond loves to pull the "In some sense the sun and the moon are my distant cousins" back at her and it sends everyone younger than him into a state of shock every time, they hate it.
Celeborn would pull the "My great uncle was the king" card if it wouldn't make people realize he could be in line for the throne. He's seen the amount of work Galadriel and Elrond put into not having to be queen or king and he isn't risking it. He's staying out of this.
Cirdan is older than all of them, but just wants to go to Valinor so he stays out of their way. He also has the "older than the sun and moon" card, but he also has the "I'm only here cause I'm loyal" card, no one knows who he's loyal to anymore so it worries them greatly when he pulls that card out.
Gandalf tries to hide his cards behind a smoke screen, but the previous four already know what his cards are. It's not hard to figure out, he declared all of his intentions upfront when he got to these shores.
Saruman has his cards up his sleeves and lies about everything. No one believes him anymore except Gandalf.
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bloodraven55 · 6 months
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never forget when saruman literally told gandalf "you've been smoking too much weed bro"
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romanathree · 10 months
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I attempted a Galadriel and a Saruman :)
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gamerbearmira · 8 months
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Frodo had been kind enough to let Antonio and Mirabel stay in the extra beds of Bags End until they either learned why they were truly brought to this land, or found a way home.
Mirabel sang at the pub, worked as a waitress at night and helped look after little ones during the day to help pay their way and for their things. Antonio got to run around and play with the other children.
And then...Then Gandalf was back in the night. And he looked afraid and half mad.
Mirabel had started packing supplies as soon as she saw his face. She made sure her mithril dress from Thorin was on properly with some regular clothing on top of it. And her enchanted shoes were on her feet, unfortunately she did not have a sword yet but she could use some knives until then.
Antonio was sleepy as he waited in a chair, trying not to doze off. She had put her old metal armor on him, it fit him rather well since he was about the same size she had been when she first came to Middle Earth if a bit taller. He too had no weapon.
Once Gandalf told them the gravity of the situation and that they must make haste at once Antonio and Mirabel helped Frodo and the roped in Samwise Gamgee pack supplies before they set out with a pony.
It was agreed that Antonio would ride stop the pony until he awoke properly and then they could take turns.
"I will meet you at the Inn of the Prancing Pony. I must seek out Sauroman. He is both wise and powerful." Gandalf said and Mirabel narrowed her eyes.
"Just be careful Gandalf I do not trust him. What should we do if you are not there when we arrive?" Mirabel asked as they continued to walk.
"...I shall be wary. If I am not there when you get there leave a message for me. And then take them to Rivendale Mirabel. Go to see Elrond. But be careful. The enemy has many spies. Birds. Beasts...if you see a Ranger named Strider then trust him. He will help you to safety." Mirabel nodded at the information.
"if the ring becomes too heavy Frodo then give it to Mirabel. She is more than what she appears and will do anything to keep you all safe." Gandalf said to the Hobbit who nodded but looked worried. After all he wasn't sure he wanted to endanger a young lass not even twenty winters who had a baby of not even five winters relying on her.
But...if Gandalf and Bilbo were right about her...
Well he saw her use the shoe on Merry and Pippin and on more than one drunken lot getting too into his drink.
Shoutout to Frodo for letting them stay⁉️⁉️ And shoutout to Mirabel for getting that bag ���🏾
YOOOOOO she’s so real for not touching Saruman tho. Like be so Fr, he was creepy even in the Hobbit 😭 I remember seeing him when I watch the movie for the first time as a little kid and. Being weirded out by his freakishly long nails. Seriously, cut those things or sumn 😭
Poor Antonio <3
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queeniesrose · 2 years
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@cookie-of-the-runs this for you. Hope you enjoy it cause you are one the few I will write some cursed shit for.
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Warning: This is NSFW so if you’re under the legal age or uncomfortable with content like this, please skip over this one!
NSFW Saruman Kinky
He is very into you being a rope bunny. He’d definitely use ropes, handcuffs, etc. on you.
You know the tower he’s in the LOTR movies? Yeah he has a whole ass sex dungeon there. Filled with toys, although he wouldn’t be opposed to using his staff to spank you.
Definitely would want to be called master.
He is a dominant and sadist. His pleasure would take priority, but that does not mean he wouldn’t make sure you enjoyed yourself/was taken care of too.
There is a level of power and control that he desires, and being in a position where he can call the shots in his and his s/o’s sex life (with consent) would give him some satisfaction.
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illustratus · 9 months
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Lord Of The Kitty
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s-u-w-i · 2 months
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Continuing with the LOTR series! ⚔
Also, I’ve decided I'll be selling the originals after I finish all the drawings (that means after Easter). But if there is any character you'd like to have in particular you can start reserving them now. By messaging me here or on [email protected] :^)
All reserved!
The prices are from 50 to 80USD (shipping included). And same as last year with the dog drawings this year also all the earnings will be sent to charities.
Thank you! 🌿
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cirrdan · 1 year
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I just wanted to draw Saruman with an IKEA shark
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aquitainequeen · 5 months
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Me, while reading The Lord of the Rings: So, are we ever going to learn what the deal is with Gandalf and the other wizards? Tolkien: How do you mean? Me: Well, they're clearly very long lived, they came from over the sea many ages ago, Gandalf at least can do magic; so what exactly are they? Are they Elves, are they Men, are they something else? Tolkien: Angels. Me: Ah, okay. Me: ... Me: ......what. Tolkien: They're angels in human form. Me: What? Tolkien: And Sauron is also an angel. Me: What??? Tolkien: Maybe I should have expanded upon that in the main trilogy? Me: You could have stood to mention it a little more, yes.
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atomic-chronoscaph · 9 months
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The Lord of the Rings - art by Donato Giancola
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Christopher Lee's expressions captivate me
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oldschoolfrp · 3 months
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Saruman the White ponders his palantír. "You are the trusted apprentice to one of the greatest Wizards in all Middle-earth" in A Spy in Isengard (Angus McBride cover art for Middle-earth Quest gamebook #1 by Terry K Amthor, Iron Crown Enterprises, 1988). McBride has been memed more than once.
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illustratus · 2 months
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mushroomates · 10 months
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ppl like to quote “not all who wander are lost” and “i am no man” but we all forget when gimli stumbled across merry and pippin high off their asses camping outside of saruman’s tower and yells at them “where did you get the weed, you villians!” i have quoted that. every day.
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