Andrew and Ashley get cornered by a mugger.
Andrew: Fuck!
Ashley: Lord Unknown, crease his Jordans!
Lord Unknown, manifesting behind Ashley: C̸̜̥͗̚ŗ̶͎̂e̶̢̜͋͠a̶̯̓̊ş̸͊i̴̜̊n̸̨̲̓̕g̶̤̜͑̄ ̶̩͇̑̄J̸̳̻̄ọ̷̘̇̉r̵̟̒d̷͉̜͛̂ạ̵̈n̶̞͌s̷̨̧̓͠
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Prompt 209
Now Jason was planning on, well, a lot of things, when he came back to Gotham. He had a lot of plans, several of which had to do with the old man and even more that had to do with cleaning up Crime Alley, making it safer and all that.
What he was not planning on was to find some sort of lab in the basement of where he was planning on setting up a safehouse. Nor was he planning on finding several literal children in cages inside said lab. Oh and Lazarus Waters- but children! With muzzles! Being experimented on!
Now he’d like to say he had a plan in what happened next, but if he’s honest everything had gone Green and he didn’t remember what happened next, only that he’s back home with said children and covered in blood. Oh and everything smells of smoke.
… And apparently there’s more of these things dotted around Crime Alley with the rest of these kids, er, siblings? Family? Fright does mean family? Okay kids, he’s not turning into Bruce but you can stay here while he deals with this… however long that takes.
He better not be turning into Bruce he swears-
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Night Lords Vs Mandrakes
(via Warhammer Community)
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Is there like an alien information database at UNIT that the employees contribute to when they learn about alien life. One of the soldiers who watched the bi-generation instantly feels themself age a thousand years because they know they’re going to have to add this to UNIT Wikipedia and the Doctor sure as hell is not going to contribute any information
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Gimli: Courting tip! Hold the door for your date. Rip the door off its hinges. Then use the door as a weapon to fight off other suitors. Establish your dominance -
Aragorn: I’m beginning to see why you’re still single.
Legolas: No, let him finish.
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[Pansy, Theo & Draco have been ordered by Voldemort to dig up Dumbledore's grave and retrieve his wand. Blaise is there for moral support]
Theo: This is bothering me.
Blaise: Well, you are digging up a corpse.
Theo: No, not that. That's, uh, pretty par for the course, actually.
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Imagine writing a song about domestic abuse and toxic relationships and detailing how abuse victims find it so hard to leave a relationship because they still think there is love, or the victim knows the relationship is messed up and they don’t care because both people in the relationship are horrible, or how the victim wishes they never met their partner in the first place because of where they ended up. Imagine writing lyrics so raw, so deep, so bittersweet, all about how two people are wrong for each other and the relationship is going down in flames.
And then a bunch of couples decide to play that song at their wedding or call it “their song”.
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“Do you know, I could break beneath the weight
Of the goodness, love, that I still carry for you
That I’d walk so far just to take
The injury of finally knowing you”
Once again, feeling oh so soft about these two. I refuse to acknowledge how TH3 ends. They ended up happy and living between the Shire and the Lonely Mountain. Bilbo grew his acorn tree, while having his steady and safe oak tree by his side.
Also, yet another Hozier lyric…I will never stop mhuahaha
Also also, my ask box is open! I welcome anything, even drawing requests :]
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Gandalf: tell Gimli of the birds and the bees
Legolas: they’re disappearing at an alarming rate
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Mikey: This is it. This is my deathbed. My last day on earth.
Raph: I've seen you fight in a life or death battle against Newtralizer using electric powers and nearly sacrifice yourself to blow up Dregg’s ship, but the flu is what's going to do you in?
Mikey: My tummy hurts.
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