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#incorrect Hobbit quotes
gamgeesgarden · 2 hours ago
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Thorin: This doesn’t have to be a big deal. Whoever took the Arkenstone, step forward and all will be forgiven.
The Company:
Thorin: Smart. You knew I would never forgive you.
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fairytalelover33 · 8 hours ago
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LOTR/ Hobbit incorrect quotes #20
Dwarves, Hobbits, Men: Um so you wanna help us save middle earth?
Elves, leaving for The Undying Lands: sorry bro I would but I just don’t want to
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elvish-sky · 14 hours ago
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Pippin: *texting Merry* I heard Aragorn say he was going to Dairy Queen so I snuck into his car and he has no idea I’m here.
Pippin: He asked Boromir what he wanted and I popped up from the floor and said, ‘I was thinking about a milkshake.’
Pippin: I have never heard two men scream louder.
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amahletook · 14 hours ago
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*Amahle is cooking*
Kili: Any chance that’s for me?
Amahle: It’s for Ori. I’m planning on making some bad choices tonight, and I need her on my side.
Fili: I never realized the forethought that went into being a disappointment.
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fairytalelover33 · 14 hours ago
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LOTR Incorrect Quotes #19
Aragorn to Arwen: “These hobbits are my children now, and if you don’t like it, you can leave. There’s the door.
Boromir appearing behind him: “THERE’S THE DOOR B****”
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winterchildd · 17 hours ago
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Me: * wake up in the middle of the night, completely dark room, not a single ray of light *
Me: * clearing my throat whit a little cough*
Me: *with cavernous voice* FAR OVER THE MISTY MOUNTAINS COLD....!
My sister: *sing in return with sligtly voice* to dungeons deep and caverns old
Me and my sister togheter: *loud as we can be* WE MUST AWAY, ERE BREAK OF DAY. TO SEEK THE PALE ENCHANTED GOLD
Our mother: *sigh with exasperation* again...
Yeah, that's exactly what being a the hobbit fan is: waking in the middle of the night whit the urge to sing like a dwarf
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gamgeesgarden · 18 hours ago
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Nori: If I run and leap at Dori, he will most certainly catch me in his arms.
Nori: [sprints across the room]
Dori: No! I’m holding tea!
Dori: [drops tea and catches Nori]
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fairytalelover33 · 21 hours ago
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LOTR/ The Hobbit incorrect quotes #18
Gandalf: “We shall defeat you with the powers of Magic!”
Kili: “Friendship!”
Bofur: “Music!”
Fili: “Multiple knives!”
Bilbo: “Pollen!”
Ori: “Hugs!”
Dwalin: “Bashing your head against a tree.”
Thorin: “ And imagination!”
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meteors-lotr · 22 hours ago
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Sam: WHO ATE MY BREAD I WILL BRE-
Frodo, guilty: I'm sorry Sam, it was me.
Sam:
Sam: I will bring you some more just you wait Mr Frodo! (´∀`)
Merry and Pippin, terrified:
Frodo, turning around: You little fuckers owe me.
Merry and Pippin: [Aggressive nodding]
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incorrect-lotr-trash · 23 hours ago
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Frodo: It feels nice to be wanted
Sam, hitting the pursuing orcs with his frying pan: NOT BY SAURON
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anironnn · a day ago
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Random hobbit of the Shire: I'm sorry, but do I know you?
Gandalf: No.
Gandalf: AND YOU'D BETTER HOPE YOU DON'T HAVE TO
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Aragorn, doing magic: I will now attempt to saw this person in half.
Legolas: Neat!
Gandalf: Aragorn, you’ve done this trick before, right?
Aragorn: There’s a trick?
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entishramblings · a day ago
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Store Worker: Would a Lord Elrond please come to the front desk?
Elrond, arriving at the desk: Hello, is there a problem?
Store Worker: *points to Elrohir and Elladan*
Store Worker: I believe they belong to you?
Elrohir and Elladan, simultaneously: We got lost :(
Elrond: I didn’t even bring you guys here with me—
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entishramblings · a day ago
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Elrond, to Elrohir: My life is in the hands of an idiot!
Elrohir, motioning to himself and Elladan: No no no no no, TWO idiots!
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