gamgeesgarden

[gamgeesgarden]

This being a haiku is the funniest thing that has ever happened to me

After retaking Erebor

Balin: Thorin, what do you have to say to the people who doubted your success?

Thorin, lips touching the microphone: how does my entire ass taste

[gamgeesgarden]

Eowyn: This is my husband, Faramir. He's so handsome and talented and amazing and I'm very proud of him.

Arwen: This is my wonderful husband, Aragorn. I love him very much and believe in him.

Legolas: This is my husband, Gimli. He’s just been cleared of fleas.

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Bofur: *accidently hits his head*

Bombur, rushing over: I got an ice pack from the freezer.

Bofur: Why do you have chocolate on your face?

Bombur: It was under a pie.

Bofur: So you ate your way to it?

Bombur: I made a judgement call. You weren’t there.

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Bilbo: Who the hell are you?

Balin: I'm Balin. I'm an analyst.

Dwalin: I'm Dwalin. I have a knife.

#dwalin #balin #bilbo #bilbo baggins #lord of the rings #incorrect lord of the rings #incorrect lord of the rings quotes #incorrect lord of there rings quotes #LOTR #incorrect lotr quotes #hobbit #the hobbit #incorrect the hobbit quotes #incorrect Hobbit quotes #incorrect quotes #s: the umbrella academy

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Merry: Sam, we’re friends, right?

Sam: Normally I’d say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is heading somewhere and I’m not sure I like where.

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Bilbo, to Thorin: Let's talk about this plan of yours. I think it's good. Except...it sucks. So let me do the plan. And that way it might be really good.

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[gamgeesgarden]

Bilbo: I disagree.

Thorin: You usually do.

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Bilbo: Don't you miss the vivid imagination of childhood?

Thorin: I never had one.

Bilbo: An imagination or a childhood?

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[gamgeesgarden]

Bilbo: Why are you always trying to aggravate me?

Kili: To relax.

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Thorin: Bilbo makes me feel things.

Balin: What things?

Thorin: Feelings.

Balin: Bilbo makes you feel feelings?

Thorin: Yeah.

Balin: How dare he.

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Thorin: I remember the first time I saw him. I was like, 'Holy shit. I'm gonna fall in love with this person.'

Balin: Oh, that's sweet. Bilbo, what did you think the first time you saw Thorin?

Bilbo: I thought, 'Oh shit. This guy's gonna kill me'.

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[gamgeesgarden]

Ori: I’m cold.

Fili: Here, take my jacket.

Bilbo: I’m cold.

Thorin: What? [taking off jacket] I told you to bring more layers but of course you didn’t listen and now [piling scarves on him] now look, I’ve got to make sure you don’t FREEZE to death and [taking somebody else’s hat] how long have you been cold you should’ve said something sooner.

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Pippin: Sam yelled at me.

Pippin: Apparently I'm "immature" and "arrogant" and "Pippin"

Pippin: that last one was just my name, but you should have heard the way he said it.

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*Thorin and Bilbo arguing*

Fili, whispering to Kili: Should we leave?

Kili: No, no, I wanna see Bilbo make Thorin cry.

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Thorin: I'm ruining your reputation, aren't I?

Bilbo: Don't worry, I've been hard at work trying to ruin my reputation for years. Perhaps after this, influential families will stop trying to catapult their unwed daughters over my garden fence.

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[gamgeesgarden]

Nori, in a sweet innocent tone of voice: Please let me go. I'm just a sweet little boy who got caught up with the wrong crowd.

Dwalin: How did you get out of the handcuffs?

Nori, normal voice: Ah, just a trick I learned in juvie.

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[gamgeesgarden]

Bilbo: We call this a traumatic event.

Bilbo, looking at Kili: Not "a major L"

Bilbo, turning to Fili: Not a "lmao that sucks"

Bilbo, turning to Thorin: Not a "it is what it is"

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