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gamgeesgarden · 13 hours ago
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Bilbo: You have no idea what I am capable of!
Thorin: Don’t take it personally, but I feel like I’m being threatened by a cupcake.
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gamgeesgarden · 2 days ago
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Balin: So, where’s your happy place?
Thorin: I’m in a cabin in the middle of nowhere. Inside it’s just me and that stupid, slimy Azog. And I’m beating the hell out of him. I break a dining room table over his head. Then I rip off his arm and shove it where the sun don’t shine. Then I reach down his throat... and shake his hand.
Balin: Yeah. Okay. I’m going to go ahead and schedule you for a psych eval.
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gamgeesgarden · 3 days ago
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Asking The Company the Worm Question Part 2
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Gloin
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Bifur
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Bombur
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gamgeesgarden · 3 days ago
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Asking The Company the Worm Question Part 1
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gamgeesgarden · 4 days ago
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Ori: You have got to love knitting needles. I can make a scarf. I can make a hat. I can gauge someones eyes out with tiny silvers of metal. I can make mittens.
Bilbo: What was that middle part?
Ori: I can make a hat.
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gamgeesgarden · 4 days ago
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Thorin: Okay, you know what? You're in timeout! Get on top of the fridge! Get up there!
Kili: This house is a FUCKING nightmare!
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gamgeesgarden · 5 days ago
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Bilbo: The average burglar breaks in and leaves clues everywhere, but not me… I’m completely clueless.
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gamgeesgarden · 5 days ago
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Aragorn: That's the plan, any questions?
Pippin: (raises hand)
Aragorn: Yes, Pippin, you raised your hand?
Pippin: Your hair looks pretty.
Aragorn: Ah, not a question, but thank you.
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gamgeesgarden · 8 days ago
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Sam: What's it like to be taller than 5'2"? Is it nice? Can you comfortably reach cupboards?
Boromir (after meeting Merry and Pippin): We live in constant fear of the short ones, who——in my experience——will climb four chairs, two boxes, a small coffee table, and six oddly placed stools to get what they want.
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