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hetaczechia · 5 hours ago
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Pippin: That outfit looks great!
Éowyn: Oh! Thanks.
Pippin: You know where it would look better?
Éowyn: Erm-
Pippin: On Merry's floor.
Éowyn:...
Pippin:...
Merry: A-are you hitting on Éowyn for me?
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hetaczechia · 6 hours ago
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Frodo: Sam’s away for a few days. So whilst he’s away, I’m gonna cut all the sleeves of my shirts.
Merry: Why?
Frodo: He's about 95% of my impulse control.
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hetaczechia · 6 hours ago
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Frodo: Save the bees!
Sam: Plant more trees!
Merry: Clean the seas!
Pippin: Shredded cheese!
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hetaczechia · 6 hours ago
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Merry: Why is Pippin carrying around a potted plant?
Gandalf: He asked to many stupid questions today, so I’m making him carry it around to make up for all the oxygen he wasted.
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hetaczechia · 6 hours ago
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Aragorn: If you took a shot for every bad decision you’ve made, how drunk do you think you’d be?
Sam: Tipsy? Maybe?
Frodo: Drunk.
Merry: Wasted.
Pippin: Dead.
Merry&Pippin: *high-five*
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hetaczechia · 6 hours ago
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Pippin: That’s one of my biggest fears.
Merry: What is?
Pippin: If I woke up as a giant donut-..
Merry: You would eat yourself?
Pippin: I wouldn’t even question it.
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hetaczechia · 6 hours ago
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*toaster explodes*
Pippin: *aggressively swatting at the smoke*
Pippin: IF IT DOESNT SET OF THE SMOKE ALARM THEN IT WASNT AN EXPLOSION!!
Merry: Pip-
Pippin: NO!
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hetaczechia · 7 hours ago
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Merry: I spy with my little eye, something beginning with ‘s’.
Pippin: *looks over to see Aragorn and Boromir arguing*
Pippin: Is it ‘sexual tension’
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hetaczechia · 7 hours ago
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Frodo: Today is just such a beautiful day. The sun is shining, the birds are...
Merry: Sam texted you “have a good day”, didn’t he?
Frodo: With three heart emojis!!
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hetaczechia · 8 hours ago
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Merry: can i ride my scooter outside?
Boromir: whatever, i’m not your dad
Merry: *runs outside*
Boromir, going after him: WAIT NOT ON THE STREETS-
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ooowyn · a day ago
👀 Just an idea for a doodle, merry and pippin borrowing Gandalf's staff.
heyo this is so late as hell but THEY ARE HARD FOR ME TO DRAW..... Sorry for the sketchy-ness, I’m a big sick today 😭
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269-million · a day ago
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Gandalf: [To Merry] What the hell did the goats do in here? This place is disgusting! Where is your cousin? PIPPIN!
Pippin: [Crawling past amidst a flock of goats, raises his head and peeks at Gandalf before hiding again] Gandalf is ma-a-a-a-ad; go to the Green Dra-a-a-gon!
Gandalf: [As the goats walk around him] Fool of a Took, I both saw you and recognized your voice.
Pippin: [Not missing a beat] Go ba-a-a-a-ack!
Gandalf: [Reaches into the flock and drags Pippin out by the ear]
Pippin: Gandalf! I, I didn’t know you were back in the Shire! Well, I guess we can all agree this was a great idea! The End! [To the Fellowship’s theme, nervously] Na, na, na-na, Fe-low-ship!
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hetaczechia · a day ago
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(Giant Bang)
Gandalf: *running in* What was that?
Merry and Pippin: Nothing!
Gandalf: Then why did I hear it?
Merry and Pippin: *look at each other*
Pippin: It was a loud nothing.
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hetaczechia · a day ago
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Frodo: I am not gay!
Merry: You were just making out with Sam a few minutes ago
Frodo: ......his lips were lonely
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hetaczechia · a day ago
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Frodo: Hey Sam, what are you doing?
Sam: Just wrapping presents
Frodo: *clearly concerned* Why are those two hobbit shaped?
Sam: Because Mr. Merry and Mr. Pippin wouldn't shut up
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gamgeesgarden · 2 days ago
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Merry: You’re not talking any sense into me. You’re just cheering me on to disaster.
Pippin: Is that not half of the reason why we’re best friends in the first place?
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