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xflippinfrogx · 8 months

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Hear me out hear me out

remus and james fic

lee remus

idk the prompt but maybe remus overworking himself idk take it however you’d like but there isn’t enough james and remus fics

Don’t be so hard on yourself~

A/N~ EEEEEE I am so happy you requested this I love this pairing more than life itself and there is not nearly enough content of them!!! Hope you like the fic and thank you for the ask!!< 33

~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~ LEE: Remus

LER: James. ~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~

You know that burning feeling you get in your eyes sometimes from reading for too long? Normally you’d stop reading at that point right? Yeah that’s not how Remus Lupin works.

The OWL’s were coming up in a few weeks and he was determined to do his very best on every exam. Only problem was that he was so tired that he couldn’t make sense of what he was currently writing down. He didn’t think it was that big of a deal that he had worked all through the night. It was now 6:00pm and all his friends had gone down to dinner. He was running off coffee and leftover honey dukes sweets.

If he could just get through this last chapter and finish his notes he’d be fine. He just needs to concentrate.

“MOOONNYYYYY!?!”

Well there goes that plan.

James burst into the dorm looking for his friend and immediately became concerned at the state of him.

His hair was a mess, he was wearing the same clothes as yesterday and there were books and papers strewn all over his bed.

“Moony, aren’t you coming down for dinner? Everyone’s looking for you.” James asked softly. He could tell Remus was stressed and he wanted to make sure he remembered to eat.

“No no I’m busy, I need to finish this essay.” He replied, his words slightly slurring together.

“Remus, I hate to break it to you mate but that book you’re using is kind of… upside down.” James had to refrain from laughing as a sleepy Remus became really embarrassed.

“I uh I knew that, I needed it that way to do the.. the spell.” Remus was literally talking nonsense at this point but James is a pretty good translator. He does live with Sirius after all.

“C’mon, why don’t we leave the studying for a while? Take a break, get some food, maybe sleep?? It’ll do you good mate.” James said trying to stack some of the paper on Remus’ bed into a pile.

“No I need- put that down James! I need to work the exams are soon.” He was trying to stop James’ attempt of cleaning, which is hard when your hands don’t want to cooperate with your brain.

The tussled for a moment with James trying to clear away the papers and Remus being petty by knocking over his pile.

“Right that’s it, if you aren’t going to take a break willingly then we’re just gonna have to do this the hard way.” James said, a mischievous glint in his eye as he grabbed Remus’ hands pinning them to the bed.

If he hadn’t been so tired he probably would’ve fought it, but at this point Remus was so done that he let himself lay there exposed. he totally knew what was going to happen and he was really looking forward too it

“James c’mon just let me study it’s not gonna kill me-” he was cut off by James beginning his attack.

He was right, studying wasn’t going to kill him.. James and his fingers were.

He ran his skilled fingers nimbly over the already giggling boys ribs.

“Prohohongs cuhut it ouhut!” Remus threw his head back laughing but that was a mistake as it left his neck completely open for attack.

James took his chance and blew a massive raspberry just below his ear and Remus completely lost control of himself.

He thrashed from side to side, laughter frantic and bubbly. Streams of half hearted pleading poured from his mouth as James continued exploring each spot illiciting even more noises from his friend.

His goal was simple, make Moony laugh so hard he tires himself out and FINALLY falls asleep.

Spoiler, it works.

“Okahahay okaayy, I gihive!! EEK JAHAHAMES I SAHAHAID I GIHIHIVE!!!” He squealed as James blew a final raspberry into the crook of his neck.

He let up, leaving Remus a sleepy giggly mess. James magicked him a glass of water and encouraged that he drink some.

They lay side by side for a few moments in comfortable silence until Remus calmed his giggling down.

“Thanks Prongs.. I really needed that.” A blush spread across his cheeks as he spoke softly.

“I’m always happy to help Moony, just promise me something ok?” He sat up looking down at Remus. “Don’t be so hard on yourself. You’re really smart, the exams will be a breeze!!” Remus smiled. James was right it was going to be fine, he seriously needed to stop being so obsessed about his school work. There’s more important things in life.. Like SLEEP!!

They both stayed there talking for a little while until Remus fell asleep. James covered him with a blanket and began clearing away his books seeing as there was no one to stop him now.

It wasn’t long before Sirius and Peter returned to the dorm confused as to why both of them had now missed dinner. James told them with great pride that he had finally gotten Remus to relax and the three gryffindors spent the evening in the common room giving their friend his space to recharge in peace.

Remus was never more glad to find sleep in his life and he was definitely never staying awake that long again.

#marauders tickle #tickle asks #sfw tickle blog #tickle fluff #lee!remus #ler!james

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trashyswitch · 2 years

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Day 3: Suspense

Remus is cracking his back, and ends up hurting himself. Logan tends to his injuries and quickly finds out he's faking it...

SORRY THIS IS SO LATE! I forgot to upload it before I went to work...and I KEPT FORGETTING TILL NOW. I hope you enjoy, despite it being so late.

Remus was spending a few minutes cracking his back. He stretched out his arms behind him, making the top and middle of his back crack and pop. He twisted his back with his hands against the couch, to crack the top and bottom of his back. Then, he moved onto his neck, and started twisting his neck sideways, as if he was trying to break his own neck.

“Remus, I would strongly recommend you refrain from turning your neck in that manner. It is dangerous, and you could leave yourself partially paralyzed.” Logan warned.

“Plus, your back cracking is annoying me.” Roman added.

Remus tsked. “Come on, Logan. Chiropractors do this all the time!” Remus reacted.

“And they are professionally trained to do such acts without causing serious harm to the human body. And you are not professionally trained.” Logan told him.

Remus scoffed and put his hand out. Suddenly, Logan had multiple pieces of duct tape on his mouth. Logan grunted angrily and started to remove them.

While that was happening, Remus went right back to cracking his neck. He turned his neck sideways on the other side, and felt 1…2, 3, 4, 5-6 cracks. He slowly let go of his neck and sighed with relief. It felt amazing.

Roman growled. “DUDE! Would you stop?!” Roman demanded.

“Or what?” Remus asked with a smirk.

“Or I’ll…I’ll…” Roman started. But he was unable to come up with anything that was satisfying for him without being too violent.

Remus laughed. “You’re too much of a coward to do anything to me.” Remus teased.

“Am NOT!” Roman yelled.

“Are too!” Remus replied.

“Am not!” Roman argued.

“Are too~” Remus sing-songed as he started cracking his neck again by pulling the back of his head over to the right.

“Am! Not!” Roman yelled. “And STOP CRACKING YOUR DAMN NECK!”

“Are too!” Remus said as he paused to feel the cracks. “And I can crack my neck if I wa-”

Remus widened his eyes as he felt a HUGE dart of pain zoom right down his spine. Remus winced and lost control of himself, falling onto his back. He tried to move his feet, but he couldn’t feel anything. He tried to move his hands, but his movement was severely limited. And moving his neck was SUPER painful. “.......Ow.” Remus muttered.

“OH GOD!” Roman shouted, running to Remus’s side and keeping his neck steady. “Did you paralyze yourself?!”

Remus chuckled awkwardly. “Ihi guess I did.” Remus replied.

Logan widened his eyes before closing them and fixing his glasses. “I would say ‘I told you’, but that would be rather rude.” Logan told him.

“...Welp…” Remus muttered.

Logan sighed and fixed Roman’s hand position so it was accurate to the recommended position in the First Aid/AED manual. Roman cleared his throat awkwardly. “Thank you.” Roman told him.

Logan smiled. “No problem.” He replied.

Logan looked at Remus, and decided to check something. “Can you feel this?” Logan asked, touching his upper neck.

“Yes.” Remus replied.

“Can you feel this?” Logan asked, lowering his hand down a little bit, to the bottom of his neck.

“Yes, but it’s a little vague.” Remus replied.

“Okay. What about this?” Logan placed his hand on his chest. Remus tried to look at his hand placement, but couldn’t move his neck much. “Kinky…I wish I could feel it.” Remus admitted.

Logan raised an eyebrow. How does he know what he’s touching? It’s not like he can see the chest right now, thanks to his chin…

“Okay…What about this?” Logan asked, poking his stomach.

Remus tensed his stomach for a second, before relaxing. “No…” Remus replied.

Logan half closed his eyes as he stared at Remus. He could easily see Remus was lying. It was so obvious…

“Telling by your words…I guess you snapped a spinal piece in between your shoulders.” Roman reacted, still sounding serious.

It sounded like Roman actually believed his brother…I guess he didn’t see Remus tense his stomach.

For now, Logan decided to go along with it. “Alright. Keep his neck steady. I’m going to have to do a physical analysis on you.” Logan told him.

Roman nodded. “Do what you must.” Roman replied, still sounding genuine and serious.

Logan put on some blue hospital gloves, and picked up Remus’s arm. His arm was completely limp in his hands. He had to admit: Remus had at least a little bit of knowledge on how paralysis worked. Or…he guessed he did.

Logan gently squeezed up and down the arm, and dragged a finger down his arm to his armpit. Remus had to hold his breath quietly for him to keep his composure. It felt like Logan might be catching on…but he didn’t know for sure. Surely the finger dragging was to check his feeling…right?

“Do you feel any of this?” Logan asked him, acting naive to his tricks as he drew his finger up and down the inside of Remus’s upper arm quickly.

“No…I don’t.” Remus got out somewhat calmly…too calmly.

Logan nodded and put down Remus’s arm. He then crawled up to Remus’s other arm and picked it up next. He gently squeezed up and down the other arm. Then, he dragged his finger up and down the inside of Remus’s other arm. “Do you feel any of this?” Logan asked, before bringing his finger down to his armpit…and giving it a little tickle.

Remus felt a lump develop in his throat. He did his hardest not to laugh, but something still came up…whether it was a cough or a laugh, Logan couldn’t tell. But Remus tried to cover it up with a few more coughs. “No…I don’t feel any of it.”

It was here that Roman noticed Logan’s feeling checks were…somewhat unorthodox. And he noticed the tickle to the armpit…and the strange sound that emitted from Remus. Now, Roman was starting to somewhat question things…

Logan got up, and felt the sides of Remus’s chest, and dragged his hands across the chest. “Can you feel me holding your chest?” Logan asked.

Remus tried to look at the chest, but couldn’t no matter what he tried. “No.” Remus replied.

Logan turned his fingers into gentle claws as he lowered his hands down to his belly region. “How about this?” Logan asked, squeezing Remus’s sides rather subtly.

Remus grunted quietly and tensed his stomach for a moment. This was when Logan finally got the confirmation: Remus was either over-exaggerating the injury, or he was faking it altogether. “No…I don’t…feel any of it.” Remus replied.

Roman narrowed his eyes as he had noticed Remus’s tense stomach as Logna held his sides. Remus…could at least feel something. Roman could tell that already. If Remus was admitting he could only partly feel it, then he would have more empathy. But Remus is downright telling Logan he feels nothing. Absolutely nothing. And telling by those reactions, he was clearly lying.

Logan removed his hands and lowered them to Remus’s hips. He started digging into his hips with his thumbs. “I suppose you can’t feel any of my fingers pushing into your hips?” Logan asked.

Remus clenched his teeth, unknowingly turning his face red in the process. It was now that Roman completely caught onto the lies. Roman looked up at Logan, right about the same time as Logan looked up at Roman.

In this small moment, Roman fixed the positioning of his hands on Remus’s head, causing Remus to look at one of Roman’s hands. And in this tiny moment…Roman winked at Logan without showing Remus he knew the truth. Logan widened his eyes in response. Now Logan could see that Roman had now realized Remus was lying to them. Logan looked at Remus’s head position, before winking back at Roman to tell him ‘We’re in on it together. Let’s crack this man open’.

Roman looked down at Remus, who didn’t suspect a thing. Remus still believed he had completely fooled the boys.

“Alright. Since it seems like you’re so badly injured…We’re going to have to get you to a doctor.” Logan told him, as a subtle hint to maybe tell the truth.

“It’s about time…It’s not like I could experience a stroke or a brain bleed within this wasted time, or anything…” Remus warned.

Roman pulled out his phone and pretended to dial 911. He put the phone up to his ear, making sure the back of the phone was facing Remus’s line of vision, so he didn’t get suspicious.

Logan walked up to Remus’s head, and stablized Remus’s head while Roman ‘talked on the phone’. Logan watched as Roman ‘got off the phone a few minutes later. “Alright. The ambulance is on the way.” Roman told him.

“Good.” Remus replied.

Roman then sat down on Remus’s hips. Remus felt the weight of Roman on him, but didn’t react. “...Roman?” Remus asked, pretending he couldn’t see him, let alone feel him.

Roman smiled as he started skittering his fingers on Remus’s belly. “Yes, Remus?” Roman replied, still acting innocent.

Remus bit his lip and gulped as the worst possible solution had started to come true: They knew. “Y-Yes-”

Roman smile turned into an evil smirk. “Funny…it looks like you’re laughing, but…you don’t feel anything! How can this be?” Roman asked.

Logan looked at Roman. “Well…It could be pathological reflex…” Logan mentioned.

“Ooooh! Please explain!” Roman said.

Logan smiled and fixed his limbs. “Gladly.”

Logan pointed to Remus’s belly. “Try tickling him a little more.” Logan told him.

Roman did as he was told, now massaging and scratching his belly.

Remus was visibly sweating out of nervousness at this point. He couldn’t hold onto his facade for much longer…

“That is called pathological reflex. Say for example…if a person tickles a quadriplegic on the foot, the toes will start wiggling.” Logan told him. “So he could not be feeling the sensation…but the brain could still be reacting out of instinct.” Logan told him.

Remus could feel the giggles welling up in his lungs…And it was getting really hard to stay calm.

“Though let’s get something abundantly clear:” Logan said. “People with full paralysis from the neck down, cannot feel outer stimuli. However, paralyzed individuals CAN feel stimuli from inside the body.” Logan told him, before tickling up and down Remus’s foot. “So even though his foot is reacting, he technically should not be able to feel this-”

“Pfffftahahahahahaha! Ohohohokahahahahay! Ahahahalrihihight, Ihihi lihihihied!” Remus sat up and told them, giggling and laughing as he pulled his foot away from him.

Logan gasped and clapped his hands. “WOW! He really CAN feel! What a mIrAcLe!” Logan declared.

“Such a MiRaCLe!” Roman reacted as well, cupping his own cheeks.

Remus growled. “You thought that was SoOoOo FuNnY…” Remus reacted sarcastically.

“You know…I’m still thoroughly impressed by your ability to stay calm for so long.” Logan admitted. “But we could tell…” Logan told him.

“From the moment you let out those ‘coughs’...” Roman added.

Remus looked away, and tried to walk away. But Logan grabbed Remus’s leg and pulled him down. “Now that you’re magically healed from your paralysis…” Logan started.

“It’s time to tickle you for pretending the whole time!” Roman declared proudly.

Remus widened his eyes. “WHAT?! NO!”

Logan chuckled. “You know…Your pretending to be sick, is actually a medical condition! It’s called Munchausen.” Logan told him. “And you’d be surprised to know how long people with that condition will keep up their sickly facades. Months, years, sometimes even decades!” Logan added.

Remus yelped as Roman started tickling Remus’s foot. “Maybe if we tickle you for hours and hours…maybe that’ll teach you to not take people’s care for granted!” Roman decided.

“A fine idea you have, Roman.” Logan added.

And so…Remus was very much tickled for hours and hours. The poor man was EXHAUSTED after those dreaded tickles! But…It wasn’t all bad…Roman and Logan actually took Remus’s exhaustion seriously and gave him water afterwards. And Remus mentally promised not to fake a sickness ever again.

Well…to Roman or Logan, anyway…

#tickletober2022 #day 3 #ticklefic #ler!logan #ler!roman #lee!remus

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myfictionaldreams · 1 year

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😈Kinktober Masterlist 2022

Better late than never, am I right? Hello my dears, welcome to my first ever Kinktober and only a month late!

I hope you enjoy them as much as I’ve enjoyed writing them. Warnings will be included in each fic, so please read these before proceeding.

main masterlists // AO3

Day 1: Hair pulling ~ Eddie Munson x f!reader

Day 2: Mommy kink ~ Steven Grant x f!reader

Day 3: Double penetration ~ Steve / Bucky x f!reader

Day 4: Begging ~ Frank Castle x f!reader

Day 5: Clothed sex ~ Loki x f!reader

Day 6: Menstruation ~ Bucky x f!reader

Day 7: Milking ~ James Potter x f!reader

Day 8: Fucking Machines ~ Helmut Zemo x f!reader

Day 9: Anal Sex ~ Tony Stark x f!reader

Day 10: Overstimulation ~ Lee Bodecker x f!reader

Day 11: Sensory Deprivation ~ Jake Lockley x f!reader

Day 12: Ruined Orgasm ~ Mafia! Steve Rogers x f!reader

Day 13: Fisting ~ Sirius Black x f!reader

Day 14: Orgasm Denial/Delay ~ Remus Lupin x f!reader

Day 15: Begging ~ Bucky Barnes x f!reader

Day 16: First Time ~ Steven Grant x f!reader

Day 17: Magic ~ Draco Malfoy x f!reader

Day 18: Cockwarming ~ Professor Remus Lupin x f!reader

Day 19: Dacryphilia ~ Eddie Munson x f!reader

Day 20: Breeding ~ Frank Castle x f!reader

Day 21: Praise Kink ~ Marc Spector x f!reader

Day 22: Size Difference ~ James / Sirius x f!reader

Day 23: Hate Fucking ~ Helmut Zemo x f!reader

Day 24: Choking ~ Steve / Bucky x f!reader

Day 25: Face Sitting ~ Eddie Munson x f!reader

Day 26: Somnophilia ~ Lee Bodecker x f!reader

Day 27: Keeping Quiet ~ Draco Malfoy x f!reader

Day 28: Car Sex ~ Jake Lockley x f!reader

Day 29: Aftercare ~ The marauders x f!reader

Day 30: Squirting ~ Steve Rogers x f!reader

Day 31: Voyeurism/Exhibitionist~ Remus + Sirius/James x f!reader

#kinktober #steve rogers smut #bucky barnes smut #marauders smut #poly!marauders #james potter smut #sirius black smut #remus lupin smut #lee bodecker smut #helmut smut #hp smut #marvel smut #stranger things smut #steven grant smut #jake lockley smut #marc spector smut #draco malfoy smut #loki smut #frank castle smut

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wolfstardaughter-jj · 2 years

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Random Ravenclaw: I wonder how Lupin-Black survives dating a chaotic mess like Weasley.

Random Hufflepuff: Right? He's good looking and all but I don't think I could survive the constant pranking and detentions.

~meanwhile with Y/n & Fred~

Y/n: Can I-

Fred: No love, you will not eat the levitation candy.

Y/n, pouts: But I wanna fly like Peter pan.

Fred: And I don't want you to end up on the Great Hall ceiling and never get back down. They're just prototypes, they're still in the works.

Y/n: But-

Fred: No buts, sorry love.

#y/n lupin black #fred weasley x y/n #fred weasley #fred weasley fluff #fred weasley x reader #weasley twins #george weasley #lee jordan #remus and sirius love their kids #remus and sirius love their daughter #Hogwarts #ravenclaw #Hufflepuff #Gryffindor #Slytherin #y/n is the real chaotic mess #harry potter #fred weasley x you #fred weasley imagine

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controversialhpmemes · 2 months

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Wolfstar: If you ship Remadora instead of Wolfstar, you’re clearly a homophobe.

Remadora & Blackbolt: Would that mean that, because you don’t ship Blackbolt with us, you’re actually just racist?

Wolfstar: But…

Remadora & Blackbolt:

Wolfstar: But…

Remadora & Blackbolt:

Wolfstar: BUT WE’RE NOT RACIST!

Remadora & Blackbolt: And we’re not homophobes just because we don’t woobify Remus. Please fuck off to your side of fandom and leave the adults alone.

It is telling that when it comes to a lot of the m/m ships in fandom, canonically POC characters are left behind. We don't see as much Kingsley, Lee Jordan, or Blaise Zabini.

Theodore Nott, Regulus Black, and Evan Rosier are all preferred. None of them had lines. Regulus had a letter.

#anti jegulus #anti wolfstar #asked #answered #remus lupin #sirius black #kingsley shacklebolt #evan rosier #regulus black #james potter #blaise zabini #lee jordan #theodore nott #dead straight wizards

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so-far-frogs-and-oscar · 1 year

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Me reading terrible fic on ao3, because I'm desperate for a certain man and I have nothing else left: I'm a survivor. I'm a warrior. I can do this.

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dreamcubed · 2 years

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Golden Trio’s Gen;

harry potter;

i forgot that you existed (ex-lovers)

summary; it’s quite difficult to forget your ex when he’s the infamous boy who lived, but somehow, some way, you were finally getting there

daylight (s2l)

summary; after providing for yourself and your two sons alone for so long, you were foreign to the concept of help, and the last person you expected to receive it from was the infamous boy who lived

george weasley;

cigarette daydreams (forbidden love)

summary; george didn't expect to meet the ghost of a hufflepuff descendant when he went for a walk one night, and he certainly didn't expect to learn a truly tragic life story of someone long forgotten, either

girls on film (forced proximity)

summary; in an attempt to connect more to the muggle world, hogwarts started a broadcasting club, which looked to be a massive aid in you finding more about your best friend’s crush for her. only, you didn’t expect to find a crush of your own along the way

soon you’ll get better (established relationship)

summary; george was a broken man after the untimely death of his built-in best friend, and as his lover you were at a loss of how to help his grief

me! (accidental marriage)

summary; after waking up in bed with a red-haired stranger and no memories of the night prior, you run off as quickly as you can. it isn't until months later when you're trying to buy a house that you learn that you can't just leave that forgotten night in the past

fred weasley;

death by a thousand cuts (ex2l)

summary; past relationships were meant to stay in the past, hence the name. however, it soon became clear that fred weasley wanted you back, and was willing to do whatever it took to fight for your love

end game (established relationship)

summary; all the times you and fred joked around in ways that reflected your prankster reputation, and the one time you had to be serious

london boy (s2l)

summary; after taking the plunge and moving across the world, you are unsure of how to form a new social circle and support system. it appears there was no need to worry, as you soon meet a charming man who runs a joke shop with his twin brother

enchanted (s2l) - NEW

summary; maybe volunteering to sing at the yule ball would mean that your crush would finally notice you, and maybe you could have a wonderfully enchanting night as a result

ron weasley;

dress (bff2l)

summary; why couldn’t your best friend of over three years realise that you saw him as so much more than that? maybe he just needed a glaring sign, and there was no better opportunity for that than the yule ball

oliver wood;

more than a woman (s2l) || one | two ||

summary; y/n was one of many who fancied the obsessive quidditch boy, and to her surprise, she was of interest to him as well

afterglow (ex2l)

summary; during your relationship with oliver, your friend groups fused to form one - so, when you broke up over a deemed “petty reason” and refused to go anywhere near each other, your friends decided to do something to fix the “split custody” situation they had found themselves in

draco malfoy;

don’t blame me (s2l)

summary; y/n was surprised to find herself relating to the family pressures draco malfoy faced, and it soon opened up the question of... would their bond help them fight back and choose the good side, or will they both be too weak to not give in?

cruel summer (forbidden love)

summary; their relationship was never meant to be, and y/n knew that, but a part of them hoped that draco would be willing to fight for them and their love in the face of familial expectations

call it what you want (forbidden love)

summary; his entire life, draco had it drilled into him that anything to do with muggles was bad- impure, even. but after his father is imprisoned for life, he decides to venture into the muggle world- just as a temporary thing, of course

lee jordan;

drug dealer (s2l)

summary; if anyone thought hogwarts students didn't have means to get weed, they were wrong - it was a widely used drug within the castle, and y/n was a new customer to the resident drug dealer

pansy parkinson;

this is why we can’t have nice things (break-up)

summary; you had already given pansy a second chance, but she really had proven that she couldn’t be trusted, and that your relationship had to be ended for good

mattheo riddle;

king of my heart (arranged marriage)

summary; your refusal of marriage led your father to relinquish permission for you to choose your own husband, allowing him to make the decision himself and ensure the most status and wealth possible. the problem? the man he chose for you was closed off and arrogant

lover (marriage of convenience)

summary; born into a loveless family, you had been denied the opportunity to marry for many years. that was, until, a duke noticed your situation and gave your parents an offer that they simply couldn't refuse - but would it be a love match?

i don’t wanna live forever (ex2l) [18+]

summary; ever since you began dating, you and mattheo had been a fiery and toxic mess of breaking up and getting back together - only, when you finally try and date someone else, you realise that you miss and crave the unhealthy pattern that came with mattheo riddle

…ready for it? (fake dating) [18+] - NEW

summary; following the war, mattheo is suffocated by the association with his father, and decides there is only one way to make people see that he is nothing like him. you, on the other hand, want to prove to people that, in the year you’ve been in hiding, you have changed from the naïve goody-two-shoes you

theodore nott;

delicate (s2l)

summary; when your childhood friend daphne decides to drag you out to her family’s californian beach house with her slytherin friends during the summer holidays, you are reluctant to come out of your carefully crafted shell. and then, out of nowhere, you find yourself relating to the quietest boy on the trip

i think he knows (not actually unrequited love)

summary; you had fancied the mysteriously quiet slytherin boy for as long as you could remember (since first year), and, quite frankly, your best friend was sick of you going on about it without ever making a move

you need to calm down (e2l) [18+] - NEW

summary; after returning to hogwarts for a subsidiary 8th year to make up for the loss of 7th year due to the war, you are a completely different person, and muggle-born-hating theo finds himself obsessed with you

fleur delacour;

gorgeous (s2l)

summary; you, like everyone else, were drawn to the part-veela fleur delacour when beauxbatons visited, only she thought that you hated her because you made it your mission to avoid her

blaise zabini;

false god (arranged marriage)

summary; you had been betrothed to blaise zabini practically your whole life, and while you moved in the same friend group, he had always avoided you. you tried to understand, you really did, but were you really so undesirable?

lorenzo berkshire;

the archer (s2l) - coming soon

summary; lorenzo's cat hates everybody but you

[more to be added when fics are written]

Marauders’ Gen;

remus lupin;

girls like me (soulmates)

summary; after becoming a werewolf over the summer holidays, y/n returns to find that remus lupin, a famous marauder, has an air of attraction around him that she never noticed before

new year’s day (s2l)

summary; after a troubling christmas with your not-so-nice family, you hurriedly make your leave on boxing day without checking the weather. and, after a whirlwind series of events, you find yourself snowed in with a mysterious stranger

james potter;

the man (fwb2l) [16+]

summary; you hated it. james could go around sleeping with as many different people as he liked and get praised for it, while you did the exact same and only ever got slut-shamed. the worst part? james didn’t seem to understand that, despite being your most frequent fling

sirius black;

miss americana & the heartbreak prince (s2l)

summary; after making an impromptu transfer from ilvermorny to hogwarts, you are thrust into a world of british boys and pranks - with one in particular catching your eye

regulus black;

back to black (s2l)

summary; autumn was your favourite season of all time, and not even your lack of parents or friendships could ruin it for you. but, maybe a brooding boy in your year could

[more to be added when fics are written]

Other Gens;

tom riddle;

the loch ness monster (ex-lovers)

summary; y/n had watched their lover become a despicable man capable of no good, and it pained them that he still had a hold over them

she’s my collar (soulmates)

summary; most people were destined to never find the person who was born with a matching tattoo to theirs - you weren’t one of those people, but you were forced to endure your soulmate creating horcruxes and the effect it had on your soul

i did something bad (s2l)

summary; an orphaned boy with sinister plans for the future, and a new girl who is about to discover she may be just as bad as her parents. what happens when they meet?

[more to be added when fics are written]

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maraudersmyloves · 7 months

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Request rules. :☆｡ﾟ. ───

requests: open

masterlist (and characters i write for)

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if you want to request something just send me a message describing the ship, ship dynamics and scenario

I'm happy to write:

fem!reader, others as long as you specify

shy, ditzy, sunshine, grumpy (im open to anything)

au's, canon, fluff, hurt/comfort, angst

No go's:

smut

daddy kink

incest/stepcest

dubcon and noncon

if you have any questions please don’t hesitate to ask!!

I see every request but it might take a while (I'm a little slow sorry) and sending one doesn't mean I'll write it. <3

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goldenromione · 5 months

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Ranking Harry Potter Friend Groups (controversial)

Before you get mad about what is below this line, I want to preface this by saying that just because a certain group of friends are at the bottom, does not mean that I don't like them at all. In fact, I think a lot of their appeal comes from them being imperfect.

1. Harry, Ron, and Hermione

The strongest friendship in the series. You're fighting a losing battle if you try comparing anybody else to them.

Have seen each other at their lowest and still never questioned their loyalty to one another. Stubbornly devoted.

2. Neville, Ginny, and Luna

The fact that Ginny had her pick of the entire school but still chose Neville and Luna says everything you need to know.

They work because they're so different. No need to act like somebody else.

3. Dean and Seamus

They are that duo that you never see apart. Ultimate "met on the first day and now it's been 10 years" friendship.

Dean was the only one who could change Seamus' mind.

4. Fred, George, and Lee

"Lee Jordan was rarely seen outside of the company of either Fred or George." - Harry Potter Wiki.

They each canonically had a crush on Angelina at some point too.

5. Lavender Brown and Parvati Patil (and Professor Trelawney)

Never underestimate the power of two girl best friends and their emotional support art teacher.

Lower because Lavender and Parvati let a man (Ron) get between them.

6. James, Sirius, Remus, and Peter

The group of friends you make in first year that you still keep around even though you've grown out of each other.

It was experience that kept them together, not devotion.

(If this was just James and Sirius, they'd be much higher.)

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chameleon66 · 4 months

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Laugh for Me!

Ships: Intrulogical (Logan x Remus)

Word count: 2785

Warnings: Censored swearing, Remus being Remus, mild angst, tickling, pranks, teasing (Let me know if I need to add anyhting)

Remus was unhinged in every way possible, good and bad. Part of the reasoning behind it was just who he was. I mean he is the personification of every morbid, sexual or intrusive thought that danced its way through Thomas’s head so no one could really blame him for being himself. But another part of it was because he enjoyed others' reactions to it, every reaction he got.

When Patton would scream in terror or when Virgil would hiss at him, it all filled him with glee. He loved observing the other sides reactions to his antics and figuring out what freaked them out and what didn’t freak them out.

But one reaction he did love getting from others was laughter, other’s laughing just made his heart figuratively explode in his chest. So after stewing on the fact that he enjoyed making other people laugh for a fraction of a second he created a new experiment and so began “Operation make every side laugh and figure out what makes them laugh so he can exploit it whenever necessary and also think of a shorter name for this operation.”

Surprisingly Virgil was the easiest one to figure out with minimal research, he laughed whenever Patton made a pun and Remus couldn’t tell at first if it was because it annoyed Logan when Patton made puns or if he actually liked them, so he would have to gather more data.

Luckily after some spying, he found that even when Logan wasn’t in the room when Patton made puns, the jokes always made Virgil laugh, quite honestly he was expecting something very different from ‘Charlie Frown’. But he wrote it down in his notes nonetheless as Virgil’s Hysterical Hacker (That's the name he came up with).

Patton was also elementary to figure out, as the happiest side he would laugh at a lot of things. At first Remus thought that Patton’s Hysterical Hacker would also be puns but it occurred to him Patton didn’t really laugh at puns, even if they weren’t made by himself but then Remus made a discovery.

One day as he went to the kitchen to fetch one of his Cock shaped popsicles from the fridge he found Patton sitting in the kitchen on the computer laughing like a hyena of helium, Remus almost had to be concerned if he was breathing or not.

When he asked Patton what was so funny he was shown a twenty minute compilation video of cat videos on youtube. Some cat’s fell into boxes and others played with balls of yarn but regardless it all made Patton squeal so Remus wrote ‘Cat videos’ down as Patton’s Hysterical Hacker.

Roman took a bit of investigating but as it turned out the answer was right in front of Remus' face, it was rooted in his dear twin brother’s love of Disney. One family love night it was Roman’s turn to choose the movie and he went with a Winnie the Pooh movie much to Remus’s, Janus’s and Logan’s displeasure.

Watching the movie was like folding socks level boring but then something caught Remus interest, after the gang tried to catch a ‘Backson’ all of them fell down a hole except for Piglet who then was challenged to find something to get them out of the hole with.

Piglet’s attempts were all stupid and fueled by miscommunication between Piglet and Rabbit. The scene wasn’t what caught Remus’s interest though it was Prince's not so charming reaction that got him listening.

Roman was rolling with laughter throughout the scene which led Remus’s to the ever so boring conclusion that Roman’s hysterical hacker was, family humor. Something that could be found in every Disney movie ever to exist.

Remus still wrote it down though and moved to the next side.

Janus was a challenge, despite having lived with him in the darkisde of the mindscape for most of his life, Janus never really went into hysterics, sure he’d chuckle but that was all Remus usually saw out of him.

But Remus did get an idea, Janus always seemed to be amused at other’s pain or displeasure like when Logan would get a papercut and Patton would insist on kissing it better or when Virgil’s pet spider Kat would escape his room and Patton would jump on the table and scream.

So as an experiment Remus poured a big helping of salt into Roman’s coffee one morning and when Roman began screaming of how it felt like he was ‘drinking the water of cold, unforgiving and salty seas’ Janus went into his deep villainous belly laugh at the scene. While Logan just rolled his eyes and Patton ran up to Roman all concerned like the father figment he was.

(Virgil was still asleep because he’s not a morning person)

That result said it all, Janus’s Hysterical hacker was another's pain/misfortune. Remus beamed as he wrote it down in his notes.

Hysterical Hackers

Emo widow — puns

Daddy — cat videos

Romano Cheese — family friendly humor

Lies and dulls — other’s pain

Logie bear —

But as Remus finished writing he came to a realization, there was one side left to figure out. His boyfriend. Logan.

You’d think that being his lover Remus could figure out his Hysterical Hacker with ease but now that Remus was thinking about it, he hadn’t really seen Logan laugh before. Maybe he had seen him chuckle once or twice but Remus couldn’t even recall a specific time he saw Logan do that.

That realization made Remus feel sad, He couldn’t remember a time his own boyfriend, the freaking light of his light, had laughed.

But that realization also made Remus more determined than ever to complete his research project. He'd make Logan laugh even if it was the last thing he would ever do.

It was time to get serious. Logan as the logical side didn’t spend time doodling on emotions or things like that so Remus had little to go off of. So that meant he’d need to experiment.

Remus cracked joke after joke around Logan day after day but came up empty handed each time.

Remus upped his pranking game on all of the other sides but each time Logan observed a prank happening he would only roll his eyes at the display.

Remus spied on Logan for hours on end but he got nothing even, when Logan was alone he wouldn’t laugh at anything.

Remus kept trying day after day to get Logan to laugh, he kept getting more and more desperate for it. It almost became like a craving to hear Logan laugh; it was starting to drive Remus insane. He just had to hear Logan laugh, he just had to!

After a full week, Remus had run out of patience so that meant he would need to get information straight from the source and not through spying, experiments or research.

“Logan, I need your help.” Remus rose up into Logan’s room with no warning and interrupted the rhythm of clattering keys of Logan’s computer.

Logan turned in his spinnable desk chair to face his boyfriend, Logan’s rise teemed with interest. They had collaborated on many different projects together and it only made sense really, they were a perfect pair for answering questions.

“Yes Remus, how may I be of assistance?” Logan asked, pushing his glasses up his nose.

Remus didn’t hesitate before he started explaining his predicament to Logan.

“So I started this research project a few weeks ago about what each of the sides hysterical hackers are.”

Logan’s head tilted to the side like a curious puppy’s would.

“Hysterical Hacker?”

“What makes each side laugh, like really laugh.” Remus contextualized

“Ok, please continue.”

“So after I figured out the other’s Hysterical Hackers and I moved on to yours but I couldn’t really find anything that makes you laugh even after I did experiments, observations, you know that sciency stuff you're supposed to do.”

Logan gave a hum of understanding before he got up from his desk chair before speaking again. “I must admit I don’t have much of a sense of humor.”

“Well I could tell that much.” Remus joked sarcastically but inside he was bursting with curiosity. He had come to find out what makes Logan laugh but it appeared that even Logan didn’t know.

“But if you wish, I can help you gather more data.” Logan offered and Remus didn’t hesitate before he responded.

“Yes, so where do we start Logie?”

“Firstly I’d like to hear what results you got with the other’s”

“Well P*ssys is family disney humor, papa bear’s is cat videos, Double dee’s is other pain and tickle me emo ‘s is pun of all things.”

Logan's face tinged with a blush and Remus wondered for a minute if it was something he said. Logan didn’t mind Remus’s colorful vocabulary and his usual reaction to it was an eyeroll, so what prompted the blushing?

Logan centered himself and pushed more words out. “I see, well then since everyone’s Hysterical Hacker is different, we can assume that mine is different too.”

“Lo lo are you ok, your face is all red?”

“I’m quite alright Remus.” Logan’s answer however did not satisfy Remus and he didn’t need the snake like lie detector to know Logan wasn’t telling him the truth. So Remus did the only Logical thing.

Remus ran forward full speed at Logan and tackled Logan down to the floor, sitting on his hips and hands pushing down on his belly to keep him down

“Re–Remus what are you doing?” Logan’s voice was up a few ocatives and the blush on his face got redder and spread across his face.

“You are going to tell me why you are all blushy or I will leave at the top of a broken ferris wheel until you confess!” Remus never made an empty threat and Logan knew this all too well.

“I’m fine–just get your hands off–off me!” Logan's voice also sounded a bit strained and Remus could help but wonder why. That’s when he noticed Logan’s belly trembling under his hands and before Remus could truly think it through he began skimming his fingers over Logan’s tummy.

Logan’s lips flattened and he bit down on his bottom lip which was enough for Remus to understand.

“Aww… is the nerd ticklish?” Remus asked in a baby voice that made Logan so flustered he couldn’t even get words out.

But that still answered Remus' question, Remus found a way to make Logan laugh and he’d say now was a pretty good time to exploit it.

Given Logan seemed to be able to hold in his laughter while Remus was tickling his tummy that meant it wasn’t his weak spot and that meant Remus would need to experiment some.

“Where are you ticklish Starlight?” Remus asked, pausing the movement of his hands for Logan to catch his breath and answer. Remus, being smart, also pulled both of Logan's hands above his head and put them both in his left hand freeing his right hand for tickling.

“I am not ticklish!” Logan insisted, which was the biggest lie Remus ever heard.

“Oh ok, so if I were to pinch your side then you wouldn’t react?” Remus' hand went to pinch Logan’s side and Logan’s mouth tightened around itself probably in an effort to not laugh.

“You need to laugh!” Remus stated. “I command you to laugh for me!” With that being said Remus started scribbling his nails into Logan’s side and then it was all over.

“Ahhhhhahahahahahah no no no REEhehehmush nohahahahahahaht there.” Logan’s laugh was so sweet and light and Remus became addicted to it almost instantly.

“No way Jose, now I need to find all of your tickle spots, so you make things easy and just tell me where your tickle spot is or I can tickle you everywhere until I find it.” Both of Remus’s options were not what Logan was hoping for but Remus was so adorable and maybe he would go easy on him if just told him.

All taken into consideration Logan got out in between laughs “Knees” and Remus did not need to told twice.

Remus let go of Logan’s hands and turned around and sat on Logan’s thighs. Remus' hands went onto Logan's knees and gave them each a squeeze, Logan let out a squeal and his leg began thrashing around, trying to escape.

“Someone’s got very ticklish knees.” Remus smirked at Logan as he began to trace circles around them which got Logan giggling. “But I don’t think your knees are what I’m looking for.”

“Wehehehehehell whahahahat are you lohohohahahaking for?” Logan’s speech was infested with giggles and it made the ever so stoic logical side look a little sillier.

“Your Hysterical Hacker of course!” Remus exclaimed, punctuating the sentence with a squeeze of Logan’s kneecap. “If you won’t laugh on your own, then I’ll make you.”

Well if Logan wasn’t flustered before, he most certainly was now. Remus stopped tickling his knees and Logan took the chance to catch his breath because he knew that Remus wasn’t done with him yet.

Remus carefully examined Logan trying to decide on where else to try tickling him. His sides and knees were certainly good spots but not the best spot clearly. Then Remus’s eyes fell on Logan’s feet which were still dressed in shoes and socks.

In all of the time Remus had spent spying on Logan he hadn’t really seen Logan take off his shoes much. Except when just before he went to bed.

Oh Remus was good.

Wasting no time Remus moved down and sat on Logan’s legs and began to untie the laces on Logan’s shoes, it didn’t take long for Logan to catch on to Remus' devious plan.

“No, no Remus! No, not there!” Logan tried pulling his legs out from Remus but with no success due to Remus’s weight being on top of him.

“Actually Lo lo you said you’d help me find your Hysterical Hacker and if you really want to help me then you’ll sit nice and still and let me experiment.” Remus’s voice had gone uncharacteristically flat as he talked to Logan and Logan found himself with no other options than just to sit there and wait.

Once Logan’s socks were off his feet Remus started Gently running his fingers down the arch of Logan’s foot and he was not expecting the reaction that he got.

“AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA *Snort* HAHAHAHA REHEHAHAHAH *Snort*”

Remus’s finger’s stopped and he looked back at Logan, who was bright red and now had a hand covering his mouth in embarrassment.

“Jesus f*cking christ Logan, did you just snort?” Remus asked in disbelief, were his ears playing tricks on him?

Logan looked away but nodded, Remus shocked expression turned into an ear splitting grin as he squealed to Logan. “Oh my f*ck that’s so adorkable!”

“No it’s not, it's embarrassing!” Logan argued, Remus's gears were now turning. Was this why Logan never laughed? Because he was embarrassed. Well wouldn’t do at all.

Remus grabbed Logan's foot again and began tickling the skin under his toes and that got Logan screaming.

“AAAHAHAHAHAHA *Snort* NHOHOHOHOHOHO *Snort* REHEHEHEHAHAHAMUHUHS.”

“Logan, you listen to me, and listen well!” Remus ordered to the laughing side beneath him. “Your laugh is amazing and you had better start laughing more often and if you don’t then I’ll tickle you until you pass out everyday, ok?”

“YEHEHEHEHAHAHAHSHSHSH OK JUHUHUHSTSTST STSTAHAHAP!”

Remus let go of Logan’s foot and got up off of him. Remus sat and watched his Boyfriend catch his breath and once he saw Logan lay limp on his bedroom floor he spoke to him.

“Hey, you alive?”

“Well no thanks to you.” Logan grumbled back to him.

“It was for science, my laughy Logie.” Remus insisted to Logan.

“Don’t call me that.” Logan though found himself giggling at the silly pet name.

“But it suits you so well.” Remus came down to Logan and gave him a kiss on the cheek which must have changed Logan’s mind because he didn’t argue back anymore.

“Well then I need to go update notes, I love you my laughy Logie.” Remus sunk down and rose back into his room to finish up his notes.

Hysterical Hackers

Emo widow — puns

Daddy — cat videos

Romano cheese — family friendly humor

Lies and dulls — other’s pain

Logie bear — tickling his sides, knees or feet (further research might be needed for my laughy Logie)

#random #remus sanders #sander sides #logan sanders #sanders sides tickles #sanders sides #ticklish!logan #sanders side fic #intrulogical #i love them #logan x remus #my writing #fanfic #fanfiction #lee!logan

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perciver4ever · 7 months

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Ok so hear me out on some rare pairs:

Fred x Cedric

George x Lee

Percy x Oliver

Minerva McGonagall x Poppy Pomfrey

Sirius x Remus

Bellatrix x Rita Skeeter

Pansy x Hermione

Blaise x Ron

Cho x Fleur

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i-drew-remus-lupin-again · 18 days

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ive been a little preoccupied with Sonic but my parents were listening to HP in the car and I remebered how much I love Lupin <3

#remus lupin #moony #marauders #harry potter #harry potter fanart #digital art #fanart #artists on tumblr #books #art #potter watch #lee jordan #kingsley shacklebolt #fred weasley #the deathly hallows #the order of the phoenix

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trashyswitch · 2 years

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Remus's Strange Weaknesses

Thomas is having a terrible time handling Remus today. So, he begs for help from Roman. And Roman has a lot of free information to help Thomas with!

Thomas was really struggling with his intrusive thoughts. Remus just wouldn’t shut up. He had been badgering him all day with thought after thought. And not a single break was thrown in for him. Just constant thoughts…

“How many stabs do you think it takes to kill someone?” Remus asked Thomas. He pulled out a dagger. “Wanna test it out?”

Thomas shook his head. “No.”

“Well TOO BAD!” Remus summoned Patton in his arms and laid Patton onto the ground.

“Wait, WHAT?! REMUS-” Thomas shouted.

“REMUS?!” Patton shouted as well.

Remus was about to shove the knife into Patton’s middle. But Thomas grabbed his arm before he could lower his arm down. “Patton, GO!” Thomas ordered.

Patton sprinted away as fast as he could.

“NO! My guinea pig!” Remus reacted.

Thomas slapped the knife out of Remus’s hand and threw it behind him. “You are taking it way too far this time.” Thomas told him.

“Oh please…Like I haven’t done that before.” Remus rolled his eyes. “Knives on glass plates!” Remus declared.

Thomas yelped and threw Remus to the ground. “NO!” Thomas yelled, covering his ears.

Remus giggled evilly and snapped his fingers. Thomas widened his eyes as he felt something big and slimy appear in his mouth. Thomas spat it out and started to gag just from looking at it. It was a raw octopus tentacle.

“Mmm! Looks tasty!” Remus reacted as he grabbed the flopping octopus tentacle, dipped it in a full raw egg shell and bit into it. You could hear the squishing and the crackling sounds as he chewed on the tentacle.

Thomas was so close to throwing up. “R-Rem…Remus…st-stop.” Thomas ordered, growing pale.

Remus smirked and licked his lips. “How about I help you out?” Remus asked.

He scooted himself closer to Thomas and blew his fishy breath mixed with 10 year old morning breath into his face.

Thomas finally threw up onto the floor. He coughed and groaned as he looked at the mess he made. “Oh god-”

Remus slid himself onto the floor and grabbed a spoon. “Time to dig in!” Remus declared.

Thomas covered his mouth in horror as he watched Remus take a spoonful of vomit and shove it into his mouth.

“R-” Thomas growled and threw his hands down to his own sides. “ROMAN!” Thomas shouted.

Roman rose up from the mind palace. “Is my damsel in distress in-” Roman widened his eyes and groaned. “Remus…” Roman walked up to Remus and kicked his head away from the vomit.

Remus was just laughing maniacally as he laid on his back.

Roman sighed and snapped his fingers. And just like that, Thomas’s vomit had disappeared from the floor. Then, Roman gave Thomas some Pepto Bismol and some water. “To help your tummy ache.” Roman told Thomas.

Thomas ate the pepto bismol and drank some of the water. “Thank you.” Thomas told him.

“Pleasure to help a victim of my brother’s endeavors.” Roman replied.

Thomas cleared his throat. “Alright…Now, that’s not the only reason I called you here.” Thomas admitted.

“Oh? And what would my dear Thomas like from his special prince?” Roman asked, sounding more feminine the more he spoke.

Thomas sighed and looked at Remus, who was scratching his ear like a dog. “What is…Remus’s weakness?” Thomas asked.

Roman blinked and widened his eyes in surprise.

Thomas sat down on the couch. “I’ve done everything I could to stop Remus. But nothing is working.” Thomas told him.

Roman nodded. “Honestly, I have too…” Roman admitted.

Thomas looked down. “Is Remus even capable of having a weakness?” he asked.

Roman smiled a little bit. “Actually…yeah. He is.” Roman replied.

Now it was Thomas’s turn to look at Roman in surprise. “Really? Remus has a weakness?” Thomas asked.

Remus looked up. “Why are you surprised, Thomas?” Remus asked.

Thomas threw his arms up. “B-Because you’re…YOU’RE YOU!” Thomas replied.

Roman chuckled. “Give him a rest.” Roman told Remus. He turned to Thomas. “Yes, Remus has weaknesses. For example:”

Roman summoned a little baby into his own arms. Remus yelped and backed up a bit, while Thomas gasped and cooed happily. “Awwww! What’s their name?” Thomas asked.

“His name is Lucas!” Roman replied.

Thomas looked at Remus and immediately noticed how much his body composure had changed. He was nervous, tense, and staring at the baby with worried eyes.

“Holy…You do not like babies.” Thomas reacted calmly.

Roman smirked. “Come on, Remus! Try holding onto the baby-” Roman kept bringing the baby closer and closer to Remus.

“NO! No, keep that thing away from me. You so much as touch me with that baby, and I will punch you.” Remus warned.

Roman chuckled. “Remus is terrified of babies the same way Patton’s-”

“-afraid of spiders!” Thomas reacted. Thomas walked over and gently took the baby from Roman. “What else is he scared of?” Thomas asked.

Roman smirked and summoned a monarch butterfly. “These.” Roman replied.

Remus widened his eyes and slowly threw his hands up. “Oh boy…”

Thomas widened his eyes. “...Butterflies…” Thomas muttered.

Roman giggled and summoned a butterfly onto Remus’s head. Remus narrowed his eyes at Roman. “What did you just do?” He asked.

Thomas pulled out a hand mirror and showed Remus. The moment Remus looked up and saw the butterfly on his head, he gasped and covered his mouth. “Ohno- nononono- Roman, get it off. NOW.” Remus ordered.

Thomas chuckled and used the mirror to gently lift the butterfly off his head. “It’s alright. It’s just a butterfly. A small, harmless, fluttery little butterfly.” Thomas told him, showing him the butterfly.

“Okay…As long as the creepy thing is over there and not close to-” Remus screeched as Thomas waved the mirror, making the butterfly jump off the mirror and flap its delicate wings to Remus. “AAH! NO! STAYAWAY! GET! AWAY!” Remus shouted, swatting at it and cowering away.

Thomas couldn’t help but laugh. It was hilarious to him!

Roman giggled and finally grabbed the butterfly from the air. “Alright. I think that’s enough of that.” Roman told him.

Thomas whined. “Awww…but I was enjoying that.” Thomas complained.

“Enjoying seeing me suffer?” Remus reacted.

Thomas looked at Roman with wide eyes and shock. “Are you hearing this guy?!”

Roman laughed. “I completely agree.” Roman replied. He looked at his brother. “Come on, Remus. You know how fun it is to torture people.” Roman told him.

Remus huffed and crossed his arms, pouting. He blew a raspberry with his tongue out, and slumped down.

“Awww, come on…Don’t be like that.” Roman teased, sitting down beside him and bringing his fingers closer to him.

“Be like what?” Remus asked innocently.

Roman smirked and gave both of Remus’s sides a squeeze. “Don’t be all pouty.” Roman told him.

Remus gasped and covered his mouth. “W-WAIT-” Remus turned to Roman and quickly tried to push Roman’s face and hands away from him. “Don’t even think about it!”

Roman giggled evilly. “Ohoho…” He smirked. “I’ve thought about it…”

Remus looked at him with fearful eyes. “A…And?”

Roman brought his hands up in front of Remus and snapped his fingers. In a split second, Roman’s hands were covered with silk black gloves with googly eyes glued to the top of his hands.

“Heeeere come the tickle spiders!” Roman brought his hands up to Remus’s ribs and started tickling all over.

Thomas dropped his jaw in shock as he watched Remus squeal, smile brightly and kick his feet all over the place. Roman was squeezing his sides and tickling Remus’s ribs with his fast, strong fingers. “Remus…is ticklish?!” Thomas reacted.

Roman giggled and nodded. “Yup! And we used to have a favorite tickle game.” Roman removed one of his hands from the ribs and showed Thomas his gloved hands. “Remus LOVES being tickled by the tickle spiders.” Roman told Thomas. “Don’tcha? Oh don’tcha Remus?” Roman teased, making his voice high-pitched.

Remus was laughing and snorting. “NAHAHAT THEHEHERE! PLEHEHEEEEEASE!” Remus laughed.

Thomas smiled a little bit. “Do you happen to have more of those gloves?” Thomas asked.

Roman paused his tickle attack, snapped his fingers, and went right back to tickling. Thomas looked down at his hands and raised them up. He now had black silk gloves with googly eyes, comfortably covering his hands. Thomas giggled evilly (which sounded identical to Roman’s evil laugh) and started tickling Remus’s belly. “Oh no! More spiders have come to tickle our little ticklish Remus!” Thomas reacted.

Remus squealed and was weakly pushing one hand against each tickle monster’s chests. “NOHOHohohoho! Cohohome ohohohon!” Remus giggled.

“You come on!” Thomas teased.

“Hey Remus! What’s a spider’s favorite place to hide?” Roman asked.

Remus gasped and looked at Roman. “NO! Plehehease dohohon’t!” Remus begged.

Roman slowly walked his fingers into Remus’s armpit and started skittering his fingers. “Right in the pitsies!” Roman teased.

Remus snorted and threw his head back, cackling his head off. “IHIHI CAHAHAHAN’T!” Remus told them.

“Awww, can poor Remus not take the tickles?” Thomas asked.

“YEHEHEHEAAAH!” Remus replied.

“Oh! Oh you CAN take the tickles?!” Thomas reacted. “Phew! That’s a relief!”

“How does one read a book with all-” Logan rose up, reading a big textbook. Logan looked up from the book and raised his eyebrows in surprise. “...Oh…” Was all Logan could say as he adjusted his glasses.

Patton rose up next. “Ugh…What’s that smell-” Patton dropped his jaw in shock. “What…YOU’RE HAVING A TICKLE FIGHT WITHOUT ME?!” Patton yelled.

Roman looked over at Patton and quickly stopped tickling Remus to pull Patton over. “What are you waiting for?! Get his hips! They’re REALLY bad.” Roman told Patton.

“I…” Patton wasn’t sure if he should even touch Remus, let alone tickle him. “He’s not gonna…act all weird about it…will he?” Patton asked, scratching the back of his head.

Thomas chuckled. “Worst thing he’ll do is snort at us.” Thomas told him.

Patton bit the inside of his lip and finally gave in. “Fine.” he said with a sigh and a smile. He just can’t really say no to his kiddo.

Patton gently sat onto Remus’s legs and started digging his thumbs into Remus’s hips. Remus wheezed and arched his back as he cackled loudly.

“Oho my gosh! You’re right! His hips ARE really bad!” Patton reacted.

Roman nodded. “Told ya!” Roman replied.

Thomas went back to skittering his fingers all over Remus’s belly and lower ribs. He even added in little ‘nom nom’ sounds as he tickled and squeezed.

Remus’s hair and mustache were all askew at this point. And Remus was starting to grow tired from all the tickles. He wasn’t used to being tickled for so long. But…it wasn’t as bad as he expected.

Thomas and Roman soon stopped tickling Remus, and let Patton just tickle Remus on his own. Patton was growing more teasy and playful the longer he tickled Remus. Patton had slowly turned into the playful Patton they all knew and loved. And Remus was blushing from all the childish teases. But like all things, Patton simply had to stop at some point. Patton soon let him go and gave him some water. Thomas even gave Remus a new full deodorant pack for Remus to use to lessen the pain in his throat. Apparently, according to Remus, deodorant has the same throat-lubricating ability that milk had. And to everyone’s surprise, Remus didn’t really like milk all that much! Deodorant was simply better in every way.

#a little gross #remus is a little shit #fears #ticklefic #ler!roman #ler!thomas #ler!patton #lee!remus #weaknesses

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