#rumplestiltskin

[aenslem]

Oh, and point of interest – the driver? He saw me throwing some magic.

#ouat #ouatedit #once upon a time #onceuponatimeedit #robert carlyle #mine* #sd* #tvedit #rumplestiltskin #cinemapix #mediagifs #dailyflicks #tvsource #tvarchive #cinematv #smallscreensource #filmtvcentral #chewieblog #userbbelcher #useroptional

[dinneratgrannys]

ONCE UPON A TIME REWATCH: 6.10, WISH YOU WERE HERE Genie of Agrabah, I wish that Emma Swan's wish to have never been the Savior...be granted.

#ouatedit #onceuponatimeedit #ouat #once upon a time #emma swan #regina mills #henry mills #rumplestiltskin #swan queen #s6 #6x10 wish you were here #event: rewatch 22

[theriu]

How To Bargain With Rumplestilts

Rumplestilt: I will help you out of your predicament, but for a price: your firstborn child!

Me: Right, so you’ll help me in exchange for your firstborn child. Deal!

Rumplestilt: (accepts handshake, cackling) The bargain is set! There’s no backing out n . . . hngh! Wait, what’s . . . happening . . .?

(Rumplestilt falls to the floor, twitching and glowing. Glow fades to reveal a small bundle next to him)

Me and Rumplestilt: . . . . . .

(Bundle starts crying)

Me: Dude . . . did you just have a baby?

Rumplestilt: No, that can’t be . . . my kind can’t have kids! Why do you think we bargain for children?!

Me: Well, we did agree you would help me in exchange for YOUR firstborn child . . . I think we may have found a loophole?

Rumplestilt: (awed) Did you know this would happen?!

Me: Honestly I was just trying to be clever, this is way better than anything I expected.

Rumplestilt: (teary-eyed) I’m a dad!

Me: Congratulations!!!

Me: Oh shoot, but don’t forget about the bargain! The kid might disappear or something!

Rumplestilt: (clutches bundle) Oh my word, right!!!

———

(A/N: It’s been a while since I messed with magical bargain tropes. XD Fun Fact: I learned while fiddling with this idea that a “rumplestilt” is, in fact, a name for a type of goblin! Which is great because I try to keep my guides species-focused and I did goblins in my very first one!)

For more assorted nonsense, visit my How To Guides for Mythical Creatures Masterlist!

#how to guides for mythical creatures #rumplestiltskin #rumplestilt #goblins #fae bargains #fae #mythology #cryptids #monsters #humor

[malevolent-muse]

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[depressedstressedlemonzest]

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

I hate hate HATE how belle went to zelena ZELENA of all people for help.

THE WOMAN WHO ABUSED YOUR HUSBAND

WTF BELLE

Call me what you want, but it comes from love.

I said it before and I'll say it again. Fuck you zelena.

AGAIN WHAT THE FUCK BELLE

Love henry such a smart fucking kid.

Get away from our son!

It'd been cool if emma and regina got together and had a like polycule thing/poly thing with hook and Robin.

They're so nervous watching him, but he's got it.

At first I thought he meant rumple grandpa but it's probably david grandpa.

"Henry violet might be a nice girl but she's a commoner she's lucky to have a prince like you."

Subtle.

Real subtle.

This just pissed me off.

This and her not letting rumple at the birth. Like BELLE he loves you both so much. He'll get his head out of his ass.

At least Skype him for the birth.

#lem watches ouat #rumbelle #ouat belle #belle gold #mr. gold #ouat rumple #rumplestiltskin #henry mills #regina mills #evil queen #emma swan #ouat #once upon a time #fucking zelena

[ace-cf-cups]

You love Rumbelle? Golden Lace? Woven Beauty? Woven Lace?

You want to express that love in creative form?

You are competetive?

An experienced writer?

Or someone who never wrote fanfics but would love to try, especially for your OTP, with a bonus of complete anonymity helping you overcome the fear of failure or being judged by others?

You find writing 1000-1500 words oneshots the most comfortable / fun / etc?

You usually write long multi-chap things but would love to try writing something shorter?

You don't have the spoons for writing long multi-chap things but are itching to write?

You want to write but don't have a starting point and need some prompts?

Sign up for Rumbelle Showdown 2024*!

Trust me, you won't regret it 😉

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#rumbelle #rumbelle fic #rumbelle competition #belle x rumple #rumple x belle #golden lace #woven beauty #woven lace #rumplestiltskin #mr gold #detective weaver #belle french #belle gold #gideon gold #baelfire #neal cassidy #swanfire #( can be an adorable background ship ) #rumbelle showdown #rumbelle showdown 2024

[oautincorrectquotes]

Belle: I can't believe you assassinated the King!

Rumple: Well, 'assassinated' implies it was politically motivated. I killed him because he was a dick, so technically I murdered him

Belle: That's not better!

#rumbelle #rumplestilskin #ouat rumple #rumplestiltskin #rumple #mr gold #robert carlyle #belle x rumple #rumple x belle #ouat belle #belle ouat #belle french #belle gold #emilie de ravin #the enchanted forest #incorrect quotes #ouat #once upon a time #ouat humor #ouat incorrect quotes #ouat fandom #incorrect ouat quotes #ouat headcanon #ouat headcanons #ouat crack #funny ouat #storybrooke #ouat characters #ouat humour #rumbelle incorrect quotes

[lamour-est-la-force]

Me: Once Upon a Time season 1 is so cozy and comforting :)

ouat s1: government corruption, a woman almost having to give her baby away against her will, a mine collapsing with a child inside, a girl locked in a mental hospital, arson, homeless children needing to steal to survive, said homeless children almost getting separated in the foster care system, infidelity, drugging and kidnapping, attempted muder, actual murder, a murder trial that has nothing to do with the real actual murder, a man slowly and painfully turning into wood, etc.

#it’s the walkable small town vibes #once upon a time #ouat #ouat s1 #once upon a time season 1 #emma swan #henry mills #regina mills #august booth #belle french #Jefferson ouat #rumplestiltskin #rumplestiltskin ouat #mary margaret blanchard #david nolan #Snow White ouat #prince charming ouat

[agirlwithoutmagic]

sorry but I cannot help but love ouat belle so much. she’s a hero she’s a scholar she’s the key to ending the ogre wars she was locked in a psychiatric ward for 28 years and didn’t age a day she reads mandarin and elvish she’s inexplicably australian and most of all she fucked that old man.

#belle french #ouat #once upon a time #rumplestiltskin #ouat rumple #rumbelle #she said “I can fix him” and she FAILED! over and over again! i desire her carnally #edited because i remembered regina kept her in the DUNGEON(equivalent) for 28 YEARS!!!!!!!!!!!!! #chelsea.txt

[queenofglassbeliever]

Watching the PJO show as a book fan, like:

#percy jackson #percy jackon and the olympians #disney+ pjo #pjo show #i already know the finale will make me an emotional wreck #ouatedit #rumplestiltskin #my gif

[aenslem]

#me meeting anyone I dislike again

#ouat #ouatedit #once upon a time #tvedit #chewieblog #userbbelcher #useroptional #cinemapix #mine* #sd* #rumplestiltskin #robert carlyle #mediagifs #dailyflicks #tvsource #tvarchive #cinematv #smallscreensource #filmtvcentral #onceuponatimeedit #he is such a mood sometimes

[v-chase-art]

marionette

#young regina #regina mills #swanqueen #ouat #digital painting #digital art #rumplestiltskin #ouat rumple #evil queen #art

[kaylahastoomanyships]

Rumple + textpost memes [Part 1]

#rumbelle #rumplestiltskin #dearies #robert carlyle #belle x rumple #ouat #once upon a time

[chippedcupwrites]

#rumplestiltskin #ouat #once upon a time #robert carlyle #rumbelle #papafire #ouatedit #onceuponatimeedit #my edits #my ouat sets #my rc sets #my sets

[dinneratgrannys]

ONCE UPON A TIME APPRECIATION WEEK Day 7 - Free Choice - Happy Endings

#ouatedit #onceuponatimeedit #once upon a time #ouat #snow white #robin hood #belle french #killian jones #henry mills #prince charming #regina mills #rumplestiltskin #emma swan #:))))

[ekbelsher]

I finally painted the Mireym + Staryk king icy glare contest. Did Naomi Novik know, when she designed a character with white hair, white skin and an all-white outfit, what that would mean in terms of aesthetics? I tried my best to make him mysterious and sexy, but he still ended up looking like a fae version of Mr Clean

#spinning silver #naomi novik books #book characters #miryem mandelstam #miryem #staryk #staryk king #fae #faeries #fairytale retelling #retellings #rumplestiltskin #bookish art #viking braids #naomi novik #ekbelsher